The DDO Chronicle: Issue 157

[Cordovan]

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[belaf52]

Chuck Noris would play my 9monk/6ranger/5rogue because Chuck Norris is the only that can do all the things my toon do in RL. :D

[Lerincho]

"I make one comment about the heat in this place, and suddenly this Mr. Know-it-All appears. As if he's an expert on heated places."

If a movie was made with your favorite character as the lead, who would play him/her/it?
Would need a shorter version of Quicksilver from X-Men: Days of Future Past. Hyper, mischievous.

[DaGreat1]

Stephen Amell... at least, he seems to know how to use a bow

[Lerincho]

Stephen Amell... at least, he seems to know how to use a bow

thank you for not going with O. Bloom

[ForgettableNPC]

That one guy who played the Uruk-Hai Berserker in "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers" where he ran into the small drainage in the deeping wall where a mine was planted with a lit torch and blew it all up despite being shot by Legolas...twice.

Really signifies the whole "Leeroy" mindset of "Charging into one's own death", y'know?

And that's how an adventurer should always live by.

[alancarp]

Darn good question this week...
I will go with Bruce Willis... from about 20 years ago.

[Nestroy]

Since I love Terry Pratchett, my favourite Character would be "Cohen the Barbarian". Who better to play this Character (meanwhile) than the one and only legendary film barbarian himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Then again in DDO my favourite would be a Warlock. The best warlock would be the late Christopher Lee. I would settle for second best then, and nominate a female one, Brigitte Nielsen. She really played a perfect black witch on "Fantaghiro" when I was much younger ^^. Also has barbarian ties, tho, so perhaps a multi-purpose role for her?

[Annex]

If a movie was made with your favorite character as the lead, who would play him/her/it?

I cannot think of a suitable actress.

[Steppenwulf]

Luke Goss (Prince Nuada, Hellboy 2 The Golden Army) I believe would be able to portray a fantastic Drizzt Do'Urden if a movie was made that includes the iconic character.

[GoldyGopher]

http://media.comicbook.com/uploads1/2014/11/margot-robbie-hd-wallpaper-106754-111997.jpg

An name might come to mind.

[Zzevel]

Bruce Campbell.. well because... "Klaatu Barada N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Klaatu... Barada... N..."

[Gedov]

Christian Bale would play Gedov, because... well, it's Christian Bale.

[Captain_Wizbang]

Christopher Walken.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/chefricochet/DDO/cb21a.jpg

[Grandern_Marn]

Umm, Idris Elba??

[FuzzyDuck81]

Alan Rickman as a warlock

[Memnir]

Andy Serkis or Hugo Weaving.

[Kompera_Oberon]

If a movie was made with your favorite character as the lead, who would play him/her/it?

I'd go with Ahhhnold, circa Terminator, for my Warforged. But he'd need a lot of CGI work for the semi-living metal look.

[Saekee]

Some unknown actress who would become fabulously famous due to my toon's inherent awesomeness

[Nyrvjjn]

Ziggy Stardust David Bowie

[Fnordian]

Peter Dinklage would play Clocksmith, my Dwarven Artificer.

[Doctorivil]

Chuck Norris, playing a Ranger in Texas named Waker.

[krzyysiek098]

Ron Perlman as a half-orc barbarian!

[btolson]

Tough choice. Mickey Rourke as a 20 barb?

[JonD]

Tim Roth playing Jeets in a comedy heist movie.

[madmaxhunter]

Dolf Lundgren, don't know why, maybe the accent.

[nibel]

If a movie was made with your favorite character as the lead, who would play him/her/it?

Sean Penn as Coyle Lovell.

[rfachini]

Cry For Help!, starring Pee Wee Herman (Paul Rubens) as the Distraught Captive. Also starring Somebody Anybody in a supporting role.

[UurlockYgmeov]

me.

[The_Human_Cypher]

All of my characters would be played by Idris Elba, included the half elf females.

[Hobgoblin]

bob dole.

cause bob dole said so!

If we had known we were going to win control of the players council, we'd have run better applicants.

[bru]

Clancy Brown, but much less evil than the Kurgan from Highlander.

[Semotilus]

I'll go with Brandon Lee.

[FifthTime]

Bill Murray.

For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/bf/2d/5a/bf2d5afd6e56e38e2be0ef0a20918d2e.jpg

[PuppiesAndRainbows]

Brawnpits by Will Ferrell

[Omega96]

vin diesel como rogue desarmando trampas estaria bien

[Jango-EX]

Since she is a Drow... Zoë Saldaña. She could pull it off.

[Sebastrd]

Daniel Day Lewis

[Blastyswa]

The Stormreaver would be played in the live action film "The Fall of Truth" (adapted from the house Phiarlan play) by none other than Peter Dinklage.

[dx8976]

random post for random win!

[Vooduspyce]

umm... Ginger Spice of course!! :)

[Vulkoorex]

Arnold Schwarzenegger as my half-orc Barbarian. He already looks the part :p

[Nesis]

Donald Trump or maybe Donald Duck there really is not much difference between them.

[Lotusxyx]

Johnny Depp as a manic-depressive bard.

[glomerulus]

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give the points to me, i'm so poor i have to play on a texas instuments.

[DungDragon]

Trump as Hazadill the Bugbear. Matching fur.

[Tolsimar]

Anne Wheaton as Zuggtmoy

[GuntharUthWistan]

Viggo Mortensen could play just about any role.

[geoffhanna]

Ellen Page ............. Mawry Haversack (the Original Halfling Commando)
Chris Pine ............. Brymn Haversack (excellent leader, terrible healer)
Serena Williams ........ Chelena Armstrong (the World's Strongest Halfling)
Summer Glau ............ Knicker Tam (tiny girl, giant blood-dripping axes)
Charlotte Mckinney ..... Coin Serf (Hagglebot with benefits)

[Galad1]

I don't know, but if I won some turbine points, I might........ no wait nevermind..... I never win anyway :-P

[MRJ2010]

Gina Carano would..I think..do justice to my Druid.

[MasterKernel]

Warwick Davis.

[Portibraf]

Inigo Montoya

[SensaiRyu]

Trump as Hazadill the Bugbear. Matching fur.

Hillary Clinton as Sora Katra. Matching laugh.

:p

[The_Gatefather]

Definitely the person who plays the short guy in Pirates of the Carribean.

[Taters214]

Sandra Bullock

[SirSmeal]

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Amy Davidson from "The Truth About Jane" would be mine. Although she is a full 5' tall, she is how I envision my slender halfling ranger/rogue, and as a dancer, she has the agility my character has. In addition, she has the elven features a halfling would have.
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3597136896/nm0203221?ref_=nm_ov_ph

[alanb]

Going with Kate Beckinsale as Alizaryn my 18 Rogue/ 2 Pally

[mezzorco]

A shortened, bearded Tom Hardy for a Faerunian 40 y.o. dwarven Kensai, wielding a Dire Pick in full plate.

It's my PnP character, but still :)

[Raynebowdragon]

Me, because only I can play my character like me, me and my characters are definitely one off personalities, we would very hard for someone else to replicate :)

[Skunk_City]

Fairuza Balk as Joan Jett

[Erdrique]

Well since Erd is a quarterstaff user at the moment, I would have to say the actor who played Darth Maul-Ray Park.

[LrdSlvrhnd]

For Maraga my swashbuckler: Summer Glau. Gorgeous, graceful, and kicks serious butt. Also acceptable: Jennifer Lawrence. Really, whichever of them is willing to cut her hair short and dye it light purple.

Maraga's previous incarnation as gimpy hagglebard: Amy Adams. (I'd also accept her as Maraga's current incarnation, I just don't see her being as fighty as the others, but I'd be willing to try it out). Same hairstyle rules, though.

For Grynd as dwarven ranger: Hmm, tough one. Ohhhh, wait. Ron Perlman. Yeah. That'd work.

Donajya as monk: Michelle Yeoh would do nicely, I think. As long as she was willing to make herself look extremely sunburned.

Donajya in her current PDK pally: The actress who plays Brienne in Game of Thrones. ...Pretty much as Brienne. So she probably wouldn't want to do it. Brigitte Nielsen back in the day would've also worked quite well.

Caisys (elven FvS): Leelee Sobieski

...Ooh, Lucy Lawless as Dona and Renee O'Connor as Maraga... hmm... this has possibilities... Michael Hurst as Otifalcon (halfling rogue/arti), Kevin Smith would make for a more-than-acceptable Grynd... Ted Raimi as my human warlock Gonari... Kevin Sorbo could be my dwarven barb Rorshgur. Hudson Leick as Caisys. *muses* Don't really have a good role for Bruce Campbell, so he can be "The Dungeonmaster'. Or possibly the Big Bad.

[Pnumbra]

If my character was the lead in a fantasy movie, I would have Mr. Wesley Snipes play the pure ES Warlock.

[ComicRelief]

Me.
;)

[Annairb]

its a nice screenshot :3

[MatrimDaved]

Vin Diesel....just because he plays D&D :-)

[Talon_Dragonsbane]

If a movie was made with your favorite character as the lead, who would play him/her/it?

Liam Neeson as a grizzled paladin.

[Dulcimerist]

Randy Quaid

That's how bad my character is.

[Cordovan]

Peter Dinklage would play Clocksmith, my Dwarven Artificer.

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[Fnordian]

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Thanks, Cordovan! :) (And Peter Dinklage thanks you too, on my behalf...or I'm sure he would if he knew me, you, and had ever heard of DDO!) :)