Let's say somewhat-random stuff!

[ForgettableNPC]

Hello, community, I'd like to play a little game with you...

Rules: Say a 4-word phrase that could sound like be a food item in Dungeons & Dragons universe(s).
Try to make them as ridiculous and funny as possible!

I'll start us off:

Skewed Adventurer Shish Kebabs!

[Hobgoblin]

Hello, community, I'd like to play a little game with you...

Rules: Say a 4-word phrase that could sound like be a food item in Dungeons & Dragons universe(s).
Try to make them as ridiculous and funny as possible!

I'll start us off:

Skewed Adventurer Shish Kebabs!

fried green kobolds!

[Thalone]

Halflings in halfling sauce.

[Shadow7375]

Troll A La Chef

[oradafu]

Laggy farmed skunked cheese

[Bekki]

Dwarven Grilled Owlbear Steaks.

[Vargouille]

Kookie Kobold's Teleporting Mushrooms

[TrinityTurtle]

Garlic braised owlbear hanks

[Saekee]

Green gelatinous kiddy treats

[Livmo]

Ataraxiian Flavored Soul melts

Tall spiced arty shooters

BBQ Beholders Barbarian Style

[Alternative]

Velah's Fiery Deviled Eggs

[FuzzyDuck81]

Harper's augmented black pudding

[Pehtis]

Abundent favored bacon stepped in luscious succubus Ooze sauce

[Cordovan]

Undead Soul Gem Omelette

[TrinityTurtle]

Kobold Mystery Meat Stew
Roast Bat with Ruddyfungus
Glitterng Dust & Griffon Souffle

[Nefatron]

Braised Barbarian and Xorian Cider

[ForgettableNPC]

Xorian Cider Gelatinous Cube!
Raw Kobold Butter Stick!
Droaam Demolitions Charge Filet!
Earth Elemental Rock Soup!
Boiling Evil Eye Stew!
Beholder Eyestalk Antimagic Calamari!
Flesh Render's Rended Meat!
Ice Spider Popsicle Legs!
Deep-Fried Zombie Heads!
Indigestible, Not-Tasty Ham!
Madstone Crystal Shaved Ice!
Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon!