Connman
02-10-2015, 06:14 PM
The monsters were scared, the monsters had plight!
The adventurers were too tough, it was not a fair fight.
They called up above, oh great gods in the sky,
Send someone to help us, or we all might just die.
Now the gods are a legion, too many to name,
We have great respect for them all, just the same.
These gods they did listen, their messenger was Sev,
He gave them great power, even too much, some have said.
He delivered the adventurers a reason to pause,
Even banding together, to join in the cause.
A quick death can come though, for those caught unaware,
These monsters can take down, even the mighty Owlbear!
For now we have champions, champions everywhere!
Champions o'er here, champions o'er there.
A champion for you, a champion for me,
Champions as far as the eye can see.
A call to arms was made, many have answered, many have fled,
Those who survived, now tell stories 'bout the dead.
The fight has been long, the fight has been hard,
But the call has been answered, even by a raged bard!
The fight wasn't for naught, with a steady eye, and a little luck,
They searched the bodies, and had a look, o'er there in that trunk.
For the dedicated monster slayer, with blood on his hands,
Can harness the dark gods powers, even if for only a valiant last stand.
Now the gods they are just, maybe even a little too much,
For we now have chests everywhere, like grapes in a bunch.
We have chests underground, even chests in the air,
Oh my oh my, how am I supposed to get up there!
For some though, it is not power they seek,
But just recognition, of all the monsters they did reap.
A deal was forged, or so they did think, but they were let down,
Outraged they cried, this is not flaming, nor even a crown!
Now the gods are very busy, and they do their best,
But in a land filled with monsters, not all can pass the test.
Sev called down, I have heard your cries, and we must confess,
That it was just a case of missing particle effects!
So those valiant slayers now hope to wear their achievements with pride,
Waiting to be filled with a nice, warm, fuzzy, feeling inside.
A flaming crown of fire will sit up on their heads,
Filling their dreams with visions of dead champions, as they lie in their beds.
We still have one great monster that has yet to be slain,
Even the gods have been at a loss, their answers have been, quite vague.
We have all felt his presence, especially when we raid,
The name of this great beast is, of course, The Great Lag.
Now I must say to you all, this was just made in jest,
If you can't take a joke, please don't be a pest.
I understand if you don't think it's that funny, no reason to bawl,
Enjoy this picture of my fat kitty, the look on his face says it all.
http://i1377.photobucket.com/albums/ah42/bc7902098/erniespic_zps4f0c5f75.jpg
So just so everyone knows. I understand if you have real issues with anything that was brought up in my little poem. I am not trying to downplay any problems you may have with champions, owlbear pets, lag or anything else. I am just trying to add a little levity to some of these hot button issues. I wanted to share some of these little lines that have been floating around in my head lately in a way that will, hopefully, put a smile on your face. And I know that we have far more people working for us than just Sev, and I would like to thank all the unmentioned people for their hard work.
Thanks and have a great day!
Phineur G-Land
*Edit* For the record this is all my original work, and if I could put that "no copyright" symbol in here I would, if you want to do anything with this, have at it!
The adventurers were too tough, it was not a fair fight.
They called up above, oh great gods in the sky,
Send someone to help us, or we all might just die.
Now the gods are a legion, too many to name,
We have great respect for them all, just the same.
These gods they did listen, their messenger was Sev,
He gave them great power, even too much, some have said.
He delivered the adventurers a reason to pause,
Even banding together, to join in the cause.
A quick death can come though, for those caught unaware,
These monsters can take down, even the mighty Owlbear!
For now we have champions, champions everywhere!
Champions o'er here, champions o'er there.
A champion for you, a champion for me,
Champions as far as the eye can see.
A call to arms was made, many have answered, many have fled,
Those who survived, now tell stories 'bout the dead.
The fight has been long, the fight has been hard,
But the call has been answered, even by a raged bard!
The fight wasn't for naught, with a steady eye, and a little luck,
They searched the bodies, and had a look, o'er there in that trunk.
For the dedicated monster slayer, with blood on his hands,
Can harness the dark gods powers, even if for only a valiant last stand.
Now the gods they are just, maybe even a little too much,
For we now have chests everywhere, like grapes in a bunch.
We have chests underground, even chests in the air,
Oh my oh my, how am I supposed to get up there!
For some though, it is not power they seek,
But just recognition, of all the monsters they did reap.
A deal was forged, or so they did think, but they were let down,
Outraged they cried, this is not flaming, nor even a crown!
Now the gods are very busy, and they do their best,
But in a land filled with monsters, not all can pass the test.
Sev called down, I have heard your cries, and we must confess,
That it was just a case of missing particle effects!
So those valiant slayers now hope to wear their achievements with pride,
Waiting to be filled with a nice, warm, fuzzy, feeling inside.
A flaming crown of fire will sit up on their heads,
Filling their dreams with visions of dead champions, as they lie in their beds.
We still have one great monster that has yet to be slain,
Even the gods have been at a loss, their answers have been, quite vague.
We have all felt his presence, especially when we raid,
The name of this great beast is, of course, The Great Lag.
Now I must say to you all, this was just made in jest,
If you can't take a joke, please don't be a pest.
I understand if you don't think it's that funny, no reason to bawl,
Enjoy this picture of my fat kitty, the look on his face says it all.
http://i1377.photobucket.com/albums/ah42/bc7902098/erniespic_zps4f0c5f75.jpg
So just so everyone knows. I understand if you have real issues with anything that was brought up in my little poem. I am not trying to downplay any problems you may have with champions, owlbear pets, lag or anything else. I am just trying to add a little levity to some of these hot button issues. I wanted to share some of these little lines that have been floating around in my head lately in a way that will, hopefully, put a smile on your face. And I know that we have far more people working for us than just Sev, and I would like to thank all the unmentioned people for their hard work.
Thanks and have a great day!
Phineur G-Land
*Edit* For the record this is all my original work, and if I could put that "no copyright" symbol in here I would, if you want to do anything with this, have at it!