What is your favorite short line in DDO?

[Knockback]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

[Loromir]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

"Kobold Still Hate You!"

[Coldin]

There's a Fire Reaver in the Library!

[jddonkeykong]

Ahh my spleen!!

[UurlockYgmeov]

YUM!

OOOHHH! SHINNEEEYYY (and all other kobold sayings!)

These are not the parts you are looking for....

all references to HHGTTG (Not AGAIN!)

[ComicRelief]

Hmmm...not sure about "favorite", but I do like the one in coalescence chamber...
"[T]akes cares of him YOUR way."

;)

[Tholgrin_Stoneforge]

You showed that key!

[Hobgoblin]

the

[memloch]

Where there's one trog....

[dejafu]

"'You'll look better on fire,' he said."

[goblean]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

Not sure if it is too long, but meh here it is anyways. . .

"Go away or me sorca... sorcer... me magic you in face! Hsss!"

[Desonde]

"Jacoby Drexal handstands before you!"

[stoopid_cowboy]

"We beat them off... For now"

[Tentaki]

"All experience is scaled by XX%" is my favorite.

[Ralmeth]

"Please! Help!" from "A Cry for Help." That cheesy DM's voice pretending to be a woman calling for help still cracks me up;)

[Alternative]

"My words are true and thus cut deep: I CANNOT DIE!"


also The Hatchery :P

[dunklezhan]

I tremble, whenever I hear the famed Underdark warcry of:

String Table Error 0x000000!

[FranOhmsford]

Charred Earth...The Stench of Smoke...This is a den of Hell Hounds!

Dizafrabadoo

Shut the Door, Shut the Door!



And worst ever line in DDO:

The Ritual Must be Restarted {Whining Giants}

[Tazar]

I don't believe you heard me stutter, when I told you... PEANUT BUTTER!

[Kaytis]

"Dis not good! Heal me!"

Spoken by the Troll at the end of VON III. Love that one.

[Steelstar]

"Novice! ...Stay near me!" - Inquisitor Gnomon

[Thar]

"Novice! ...Stay near me!" - Inquisitor Gnomon

there are two,

the common "string table error...."

and the korthos quest in the wilderness protecting the dude from the saugain and what he says after that would probably get me banned for reposting it. .

[stoopid_cowboy]

"Sssssoooommbbodyyy, aaaannnyboddyyy?"

So glad that they left that voiceover when GH got it's revamp

[alancarp]

OOOHHH! SHINNEEEYYY (and all other kobold sayings!)

I'm all over kobold one-liners, but just to add something different (which I'm gonna butcher - this is not exact):

"You don't like the way the key is looking at you."

[bls904c2]

" im in need of healing" while they have full magic

[blackdae]

I should have killed you from the start!
Now, stand aside, let my minions kill this filths!

:D

[Kawai]

"Charrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrge"
-Cellimas

[Chaimberland]

This is why we can't have nice things.

[pjstechie]

"You will learn to call this place home (as i have)" (wiz king)

[moo_cow]

I will devour your children!

[Grosbeak07]

"Oh no, not again!" - That one boss in the High Road Quest

[Khorae]

"You have fallen into a pit of spikes."

I love the narration; it's so matter of fact.

[Hendrik]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

Dizafrabadoo!

;)

[N-0cturn]

This is why we can't have nice things.

This!

Also:


Witness the power of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Titan!

[Scraap]

Halflings on parade.


(Ok, Ok, 'serious' one: "Utaalk Adarab Otkin!")

[Portalcat]

An artifact of unimaginable evil power. Yum!

[nomaddog]

Can't remember the exact line but something along the lines of ... "Oy! Thanks for saving my bacon! Now let's get out of this place!" Find it funny because he's talking about his own mind.

[axel15810]

The Best -

Nellee Gann's lines in the Chronoscope. I've always been really impressed with the voice acting by her. "Oh Natt! Where did you go!?!?" always gives me the chills. I've always found her lines to be very convincing and emotional.

Funniest -

The giant's lines in "A Small Problem".

[EllisDee37]

Well, for me, my favorite is head and shoulders above the rest. It's not even a contest:

"Kobold smell all! Kobold is omni-sniff-ient!"


"The Hatchery" is great, of course.


Another one that always hits me as particularly effective is at the end of Chronoscope, when the devil talks about bringing someone back to Shavarath to be put to the question. "Put to the question" is a real - and horrifying - thing, even moreso when spoken by an actual devil.

[FuzzyDuck81]

"What are you, an idiot?" -Grulemith

[Sebastrd]

"We beat them off... this time."

[Fefnir_2011]

It's a tossup between,

"Stand aside! Let my minions kill this filth!" (Lords of Dust ending monologue)

or

"I'm a god, why can't I live on?" (Chamber of Raiyum)

[Battery]

We beat them off!

[Thumbed_Servant]

"Their souls are cleansed"

From Inquisitor Gnomon in The Lords of Dust..he is so deliciously eeeevil!

[CaptainSpacePony]

In addition to the great ones already submitted:

"..the leader of the New Devil Army! Mwahahaha!" I almost always mimic his laugh on voice chat for the listening pleasure of the party.
and
"I thought I heard something..." when kicking them in the head as I jump over.

Can't go wrong w/stuff from Delirium or lords of eyes chain.
Least favorite:
All the Stormreaver stuff. I never liked the whole "Treebeard as the Stormreaver" thing.

[CaptainSpacePony]

I forgot:

Brawnpits says, 'Do your friends always make you wait this long?'

[Havok.cry]

"The Stormreaver can not defeat the Truthful one alone!"
"The Stormreaver can not defeat the Truthful one alone!"
"The Stormreaver"
"The Stormreaver can not defeat the Truthful one alone!"
"The Stormreaver can not defeat "
"The Stormreaver can not defeat the Truthful one alone!"
"The Stormreaver can not"
"The Stormreaver can not defeat the Truthful one alone!"

From the Fall of Truth

[ToastyFred]

Puddings, the color of midnight...

It doesn't take a Kalashtar...

[The_Human_Cypher]

This is why we can't have nice things.

'In the Flesh' is full of good lines.

[Fnordian]

"I'll kill you, KILL YOU ALL!! And then he dies, effectively calling his own bluff."

"You wonder if washed kobolds would smell any better."

Plus many of the kobold lines from Crystal Cove! :)

[rosedarkthorn]

"Nooo! Kobold Foreman too handsome to die!"

[Lanadazia]

snick snack went the vorpal blade..
fei teng karrusa (or however you spell that name) - litany of the dead

[danotmano1998]

"We beat them off... this time."

^ This line cracks me up every time I hear it.

This and ...

"You have entered the bowels of Khyber".

Just... Ewwwww

[InsanityIsYourFriend]

(Say): Xorian Fanatic says, ''It's red! too red! Put it back in!''

[LegendMaker1]

From Missing in Action: "You cleave the creature in twain!"

[nibel]

An artifact of unimaginable evil power. Yum!

A mimic holding an artifact of unimaginable evil power. Yum!

[MangLord]

Madstone Crater- "MY ANCESTORS BONES" I laugh every time. Best epithet ever.

The Hatchery
The Hatchery
The Hatchery
The Hatchery
The Lair

The Stormreaver listens to The Cure too much. I can't stand his emo monologues.

Paraphrasing, but the satyr sometimes say "By my beard, I am slain!" That's a good one.

[Urjak]

There is only one valid answer to this:

"An artifact of unimaginable evil power? - YUMMMM!"

:D

[cdbd3rd]

"We beat them off... This time."

I have to add a /ditto to that one. ^^.


Also...

Malicia: Though she sadly does not speak it aloud, "It's not about killing. It's about taking control."

Jeets: "I'll be keeping an eye on your behind."

**************

Honorable Mention goes to:


"I'm working on a thing...!"

[Nayus]

"Hjeal meh."

[dlsidhe]

My absolute favorite -

"And now something to get the blood...flowing."

[Satyriasys]

"You feel a strange sensation wash over you"

[patang01]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

That's why you can't have nice things

or

There will be war

or

I kill you all

[kmoustakas]

*ALL* and I mean *ALL* kobold short lines. I still giggle every single time I hear them whine.

[alvarego]

Well some Korthos classics for me:

WHO IN THE FLAME ARE YOU?!? : by Lars Heyton in Redemption :D

and the final speech of Jeets in Misery's Peak something like: Next time I break the crystal and you fight the dragon

Korthos is filled with many of them, I also like the quests where there're voices for the main characters, guess is expensive but really gives a great atmosphere

[ForgettableNPC]

There was a Twelve Wizard in Lord of Eyes (Think I got it from the Water Elemental Chamber):
"Poke them in the eyes! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

Jeets' Id from I Dream of Jeets:
"BACON!"

Thaddeus Hitchstone from Partycrashers (Might not be exact words):
"You won't trick me! It's actually jets of flame from the seats!"

The Spinner of Shadows from The Spinner of Shadows:
"You must've learned of my ways from our time together." (eww)

Khyber Hezrous from Servants of the Overlord:
"Meat!"

[oldkraft2]

Kobold hates everything !!!!!!!
(Think it needs a 'Collosal Crystal' on the back of a kobold to trigger

But one sentence I cant get out of my head for years, and I cant find where it was.:
If anyone can point at where ? :
'.. and all the time you think : 'Will this quest be my last'....

[ForgettableNPC]

But one sentence I cant get out of my head for years, and I cant find where it was.:
If anyone can point at where ? :
'.. and all the time you think : 'Will this quest be my last'....

Check the Intro Video.

[garrett2078]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!
"Watch out. He,s casting something nasty!"

[UurlockYgmeov]

"Watch out. He,s casting something nasty!"

isn't it 'She's'?

Fred about Nurse Ratchet in the Sane Asylum

Great line.

for all those great Kobold zingers:
http://soundboards.cubicleninja.com/
http://takzu.com/forums/index.php?topic=1040.0


Muhahahahah!

[cpw_acc]

the


+1

[Grimmstail]

In Korthos Sacrifices the randomized text sometimes gives gems:
When Niholai the Orphan says, "Can... can I go back to my family now?" because doesn't he know he's an orphan?
Or When Kitta the Cutter says, "W-who are you? A-are you going to hurt me?" because I guess she only wants to do it herself?

and lastly, in Misery's Peak if you run into the last room as soon as the door opens it will close before Jeets gets back inside...
Jeets: "Hey!" Bwahahahahaha! I hate Jeets so much.

[Failedlegend]

I'm a DOUBLE BARREL Kobold, I'm a Kobold on the edge.

[MacDubh]

Shadar Kai lines.

"hit me again."

[Ivan_Milic]

Eberron burns.

[CThruTheEgo]

From the Grotto:
Jeets: "Don't worry Celimas, I'm here to watch your behind."

From Redwillow Ruins:
"Their taint is cleansed."

[Alistina]

My crystal is bigger than your crystal!
-Cove kobolds

&

Somebody? please..help me..
- Voiceover in Cry for help

[Rapthorn]

Oh I wouldn't go in there...

From Outbreak. I love that DM's voice the way he says that line.

[Sloene]

Peering over the edge you realise a fall from this height would be devestating if not deadly

[Leclaire1]

For me its the following, with a close second.

1) Winner- "It will be difficult to replace my favorite eye tyrant, but what a grand show!" (Yaulthoon)

2) Runner-Up- "You will die to feed my flowers!" (Halsaime)

[knightgf]

"Perhaps they broke in from the lower catacombs."

- The adventurer, when speaking to Archbishop Dryden

"You suggest that the Silver Flame permits undead in it's crypts? Nonsense!"

- Archbishop Dryden, when speaking to the adventurer

[Roland_D'Arabel]

No, my Lord, I can't die like this!

A High Priestess never begs.

Warriors of House Dun'Robar.... ATTTAAAACK!!!

[droid327]

1a-1s: Anything a Challenge Kobold says.
.....
Infinity+1: Listening to Elminster talk.

[oldkraft2]

Check the Intro Video.

Haha - y thats long time ago . ty -rofl

[Saekee]

I like the exchange with the Warforged at the beginning of Frame Work

yes, all Kobold shorts

and: "Were they...Eaten?"

[mginster]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

Power enough to destroy every fleshling, beginning with this corrupt city .... beginning with YOU! Lord of Blades

[Madja]

"An artifact of unimaginable power! Yum!!"
Especially since the beholder repeats it after the mimic has already said it :D

I also like "Kobold not afraid of the dark! Kobold can close eyes!
Or "Kobold smell all! Kobold Omnisniffiscent.

[Uska]

Red warrior needs food

Red warrior is going to die


Oh wait you said ddo just about any of the kobold lines

[Frogger1234]

"I'm losing patience with you lot! Just die already!" - Morley Blode in Sinister Storage.
I feel the same way sometimes in boss fights


Anything in a different voice than the rest of the quest. There are enough instances that it's like Easter Eggs scattered throughout the game..

[der_kluge]

"The log on this fire would make a good club!"
- Forrest Gump

[Dewboy691]

Ooooh... Soooo many choices..

"Tidy lasses & pints up the wazoo, here I come" -- Jeets Shimus - The Grotto

"This warforge as impressive connections..."


ok.. 1 more.. "Trust in the shroud"

[PsychoBlonde]

"Hydrophobia mean anything to you?"

[AlmGhandi]

From delirium...
no pants tuesday

[Crunchy]

So many, but trying to remember them is more difficult than I thought. Here are some in no particular order:

1. Dream Stealers! Prove yourselves to me! - Dreaming Dark
2. The floors, walls and ceiling drip with ooze - Durk's Got a Secret
3. This is a den of hell hounds - Sorrowdusk Isle slayer
4. The Hatchery - Spawn of Whisperdoom
5. Be careful down there! - Garrison's Missing Pack
6. There's only one thing (something something): troglodytes - can't remember where from

[Crunchy]

It's an ambush! - Butcher's Path?

[Talon_Moonshadow]

In addition to the great ones already submitted:

"..the leader of the New Devil Army! Mwahahaha!" I almost always mimic his laugh on voice chat for the listening pleasure of the party.
and
"I thought I heard something..." when kicking them in the head as I jump over.

Can't go wrong w/stuff from Delirium or lords of eyes chain.
Least favorite:
All the Stormreaver stuff. I never liked the whole "Treebeard as the Stormreaver" thing.

I always /laugh right after he does. ;)
(works best on an Elf)

[Talon_Moonshadow]

Red warrior needs food

Red warrior is going to die


Oh wait you said ddo just about any of the kobold lines

I've been known to say "Elf is about to die" in voice chat. ;)

Or other variations... lol

[Talon_Moonshadow]

"I'm losing patience with you lot! Just die already!" - Morley Blode in Sinister Storage.
I feel the same way sometimes in boss fights

.

My Cleric feels the same way about some PUGers. ;)

[the_one_dwarfforged]

[Insert hireling name] must face the Reality.

it doesn't take a kalashtar to know the ogres want you to go in.

[Capricorpus]

I like "On what loom do you rest, little thread?" because the hag voice makes me happy.

I also enjoy hearing about Ymris, but that's only because of how funny it is that both the narrator and the voice actor repeat the line.

The sexually suggestive seers in Madstone amused me as well, but those were changed.

[pasterqb]

"A Gelantinous Cube! Kill it before it engulfs you!"

Something like that anyway

[zwiebelring]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

More in general:

''Crit. happens.''

''I crit. my pants''

DDO:

''Kobold still hates you.''

''No time to doddle.''

''CHAAARGE.....Wait, it's empty?''

''First I will cast a protection spell.''

favorite annoying line: ''Crikey. Can you move? Can you talk?

[Ilindith]

"The"

Also, "This enormous crack"

[Crunchy]

"Maybe the spiders didn't kill these people! Maybe it was... something else!" - some part of Catacombs

[Crunchy]

"Keep smashing his crates!" - Baudry, part 2

[Talon_Moonshadow]

You do know what to do with that right? The crest goes IN the socket.

[Aeryyn]

"Tell her to keep her knickers on!" Jeets Shimis (Shipwreck Shore)

"Was it exciting to see a dragon?" Talbron (Shipwreck Shore)

"I can't swim in this armor." Cellimas (The Grotto)

"I'm here to watch your behind now." Jeets to Cellimas (The Grotto)

"I still have plenty of stamina! I could go all night long!" Jeets (The Grotto)

[Psiandron]

Madstone Crater- "MY ANCESTORS BONES" I laugh every time. Best epithet ever.

I love the way that's said as well, but it isn't an epithet, even though it does sound it. There's a brief pause (a sesure, I honestly don't know the spelling. Someone French or an actor or both help me out) that makes it sound like an epithet. It's actually just the first half of the sentence "My ancestors bones made to rise against me." Or something like that.

Yeah, so very many great lines. The dialogue in this game is so often brilliant and filled with wonderful throw away lines (Utaalk Adarab Otkin) and incredibly poor word choices (We've beat them off for now), but I think that at least at the moment the evil laugh by Tremas in Chronoscope might be my favorite.


The Hatchery.

[katz]

The hatchery... the ha..the...hatchery. the hat...the hatchery (https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/400636-The-Hatchery).


also... Lolth has some awesome (and awesomely read) lines in CitW.

[Frogger1234]

I also like the spoken line "Dorris is impressed" and the text that goes with it for completing all the "kill minotaur" optionals in Frame Work.

[Hendrik]

"Save me harder!"

Tower of Despair.

[Gedov]

Overheard in the Tomb of the Crimson Heart just today:

Grim Harvester: I told you this wasn't going to work.
Scion of Wrath: Oh shut up.

[Arcbound]

From the Demonweb:

"YOU plan to reclaim the Thread of the Weave? Hahaha. HAHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I'm sorry, I love the voice actress you got for Lolth. She did a phenomenal job.

[poltt48]

"Pain is a blessing and blessings should be shared" -LLoth

[Dave_Rapp]

"Careful! That water's shallow."

"Run! It's casting something nasty!"

"I don't have long... I don't... NEED long..."

"My armor! My smiths! I'll need replacements!"

And of course:

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[Fedora1]

Lots of great ones mentioned.

I like almost all of Jeets lines, like the Kobold lines a lot too.
"We beat them off, this time."
The silly DM voice trying to mimic a woman's voice in "A Cry for Help".
Also I haven't seen anyone mention anything from the Sharn series yet, there are some good ones in there:

"If you're smart, you'll accept Talon's offer". - Come Out and Slay
"I'm here to take names and kick butt" or something like that - Bookbinder Rescue
"Ahh my leg" - Dirty Laundry

[HungarianRhapsody]

"We've beaten them off... for now."

[Saekee]

For those who love the Kobold one-liners:
http://soundboards.cubicleninja.com/

awesome compilation. Somewhat related to thread, not meant to derail.

[Therrias]

Hobble the hobgoblin has been hacked apart!

Irestone inlet

[TEcarson]

Any mention of "Taint"...hehehehe

Sorry - could not resist

[Kylstrem]

Love the female death screams until they edited them out.

[Annihilyght]

I should have listened to mother and been a cleric.

[avepepix]

Not in the Face, Not in the Face!!!

[avepepix]

I think i cant stop of thinking in lines. One off my favorite its a full dialogue

Yark, yark! I am a big bad dragon. You will show me the proper respect or I will burn you to a crisp"
"Huh? You're not a dragon, you're just a crazy kobold."
"Fool! How dare you defy me. Be gone, or I will show you the power that a true dragon wields."
You laugh at the crazy kobold. "This should be good, give me a demonstration."
"Do not provoke me! My power knows no bounds. You would be wise to flee immediatelly."
You stand there chuckling at the Kobold. "Well, I'm waiting..."
The Kobold scrunches his face, staring intently at you as he tries really hard, "You will feel my destructive power... n... n... n... now?"
You hold back your laughter long enough to make out a sentence, "Sorry, nothing."
The Kobold sighs, "Bah, you are far too intelligent for me to continue this facae. How did you know I was not a real dragon?"
"Well it could be the fact that you are a kobold?"
"I will just have to accept my fate. I am doomed to be a lowly kobold for the rest of my poor existence."

[Sokól]

She is casting something nasty :)

[zeonardo]

"chaaaarge!!!"

[vyvy3369]

"Warrios of Dun'Robar, attack!"
- text floating above Teblyn Dun'Robar's head at the end of The House of Rusted Blades. The DM speech sounds like he's saying "warrior"s, but his text is calling his minions "warrio"s

[Mercureal]

"Warrios of Dun'Robar, attack!"
- text floating above Teblyn Dun'Robar's head at the end of The House of Rusted Blades. The DM speech sounds like he's saying "warrior"s, but his text is calling his minions "warrio"s

Warrios?

http://1.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/59/87/0cd496185fc5081228e33a5027a59b04.jpg

[Merlin-ator]

This bank is closed! Leave or your lives will be withdrawn!
-Blood Plate

[Pehtis]

You do realise you all kinda proven his point with the recollection of so many lines (the good and downright awful).

[WYLDST0RM]

Its not exactly a line from DDO but a fact - "Mimic Slobber (You are taking acid damage from mimic slobber. This damage over time effect can stack with itself if you are licked multiple times, dealing 3d8 acid damage every 2 seconds per application; no known limit on the number of times it can stack, blocking prevents) "

Or "No One Messes With The Union!" - CC Kobolds

LMFAO...........

[ka0t1c1sm]

ok.. 1 more.. "Trust in the shroud"

I'm a little surprised it took until page 5 for someone to name this one.

My personal favorite. It's all in the way the DM says it.

[Wh070aa]

Canton wails, 'I am freed. Bless you!'
From Mirra's sleepless nights.

[SirValentine]

"Ignorant children! Do you think I sold my freedom for mere greed?"

[Maelodic]

Anybody know who did the voice acting for the Kobalds?

Burnimilating!

[brian14]

You do know what to do with that right? The crest goes IN the socket.
Pretty much everything Yalthoon says would count as my favorite "short".

And "kobold still hate you!"

[FoggyKnight]

"Save me harder!"

Tower of Despair.

That sounds familiar to me...gee....I wonder why. :p You know who you are!

[Alternative]

three more of my favorites (might have been mentioned)

Dinner! *chuckle* ...and entertainment!

and

Hurry! For the Wizard King awaits!

and

Hedge-wizards and halfwits! How I despise you!

[zeonardo]

Impossible to pick a single one.

Sands of Menechtarun - "Crystals surge skywards through the sands, creating a dramatic spectacle"
Misery's Peak - "Chill runs down your spine" (as you finally come face to face with the dragon that has been terrorizing Korthos. Even at rest it is a trully awesome beast)
Prey on the Hunter - "Dinnaaaaah! And entertainment!"
Butcher's Path - "You have walked the Butcher's Path. And lived!" (No easy feat. Even for the bravest warriors)
Vale of Twilight - "Meridia. The home of the Eladrin tribe." (Was constructed from the ruins of an ancient giant temple. It dominates the entire vale, and has turned into an important hub of commerce.)
Redemption - "Oh no! The Sahuagin found me!"
Star Fox 64 - "Do a barrel roll!"
Delera's pt1 - "The tomb opens up into a wider space"

and many many more...

[painkiller3]

Anything by Kai-Teng

[shawnvw]

Your dialogue choices to the hostages in The Bookbinder Rescue:
- "Come with me if you want to live."
- "Stay here. I'll be back."

[Andoris]

"RELEASE THE SCRAGS"

-High Priestess of the Depths; Into the Deep

For those that didn't grow up in the 80s:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb2zIR2rvRQ

[bsquishwizzy]

"THE SLIVER OF TIME!!!"

"Their horns are sharpened and their weapons are broad.." which I repeat differently in the game: "Their horns are sharper than their wits..."

The Jeets stuff and the Kobold Union stuff is probably the best. But Yalthoon? I run that quest *just* for his comments. "Royalty in repose..."

[Oliphant]

Barkeep - a Dirty Kobold, shaken not stirred

[memloch]

"I'm a god, why can't I live on?" (Chamber of Raiyum)

Just realized that is a quote from an Iron Maiden song "Power Slave"

[cdbd3rd]

Your dialogue choices to the hostages in The Bookbinder Rescue:
- "Come with me if you want to live."
- "Stay here. I'll be back."

Hmm. My dialog with those idiots is usually a bit more varied & colorful than that, but seems yelling at my monitor is not an accepted method of communication with those particular NPCs... :rolleyes:

[ssgcmwatson]

From a quest loading screen:
"Few professional embarrassments can measure up to a basement full of flatulent troglodytes."

+1 to the Kobold lines
and "Go for the eyes, Boo!".... oh, wait, wrong D&D game ;)

[Xezrak]

Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!

Wait wrong game...

Kobold still hates you :) pretty hard to beat

Edit: haha just saw that the above poster had the same thought..

[Frogger1234]

A recent favorite:
The Iron Maw is now empty, save for all the corpses.

That's how I like to finish quests. I don't think I've ever gotten a Discreet, Devious or Insidious Cunning bonus.

[Xahtep]

Barkeep - a Dirty Kobold, shaken not stirred

If you have a chance, read the description of a Dirty Kobold in a tavern, its just hot milk and cocoa

[Gedov]

Uh... Shar grant me power!

Sometimes yelled by Disciples of Shar when they realize they're getting stomped. I especially enjoy the "uh".

[cnynridr2]

Not in the Face! NOT IN THE FAAAAAAACE!!! --Kobolds in COV

[MomusAgain]

be careful down there

[soulaeon]

"String Table Error!"
--The Yuan-ti underneath Eveningstar.

[Phoenix-daBard]

Yalthoon
- "This is why we can't have nice things."

I really think his dialog in the quest should have started with an initial "Hi Welcome!"

[MyraScott]

Hobble the hobgoblin has been hacked apart!


Mercy, my Lord Suulomades!

[Holybird]

The one NPC in Barrel's Bottom says:"Have ye noticed the unusual amount of monks running around here lately?"




Best.Line.Ever.In.History.Of.DDO

[MadCookieQueen]

"I don't have long. This won't take long. Do it! Shaman!"

-Stormreaver to a sultry dancing Brawnpits (to this day I still laugh at this)

[mezzorco]

"the strong smell of sewage permeates the area"

[Drakestor]

You have to catch me first, ya big stinky foots!

Written, not spoken by Scrag in Tor.

[Yaga_Nub]

Utch gaarak! Yagga!

Loosely translated from the troll it means, "Oh S**T! It's Yaga!

[The_Human_Cypher]

"What is this? Why am I here? I should be on Shavarath!"

"Trust in The Shroud."

[Aeryyn]

"What is this? I should be on Shavarath!"

"Trust in The Shroud."

I clicked on Mistress Orphne while one of my teammates was talking to her. I got this response:

"Mistress Orphne is being used." :eek:

[The_Human_Cypher]

I clicked on Mistress Orphne while one of my teammates was talking to her. I got this response:

"Mistress Orphne is being used." :eek:

And used well.

[byzantinebob]

"You drank those beholders under the table!"

Because how many times does that come up?

[FranOhmsford]

I used to love the DM's voiceover in Garl's Tomb.

But dear Lord what have you gone and done Turbine?

The New Voiceover is so overwrought it's irritating to the ears!

Why did you do this?

Why?


"Dawg! You will never see the Sun again!"

[The_Human_Cypher]

"By the Spider Queen, I'll make you pay for that!"

[JOTMON]

Diplomatic Impunity:

"The cavern ahead reeks of feline occupation."

[Zitaloc]

"Please! Help!" from "A Cry for Help." That cheesy DM's voice pretending to be a woman calling for help still cracks me up;)

Finally someone who agrees with me on this =)
Favorite best worst voice acting =)

[salmag]

"Destroy them, my lieutenants!"

[ivstuntman]

(Say): Dom says, 'Slam, you know what to do!'
(Say): Slam says, 'Wub wub.'

[Lanadazia]

isn't it 'She's'?

Fred about Nurse Ratchet in the Sane Asylum

Great line.

for all those great Kobold zingers:
http://soundboards.cubicleninja.com/
http://takzu.com/forums/index.php?topic=1040.0


Muhahahahah!



most of these lines arent in use, as far as i know
why not? they're good and fun!


EDIT:
anyone knows if there is a file order for dm text? or online somewhere?
i want the threnal line 'there is a firereaver in the library' :D

[harry-pancreas]

"Please! Help!" from "A Cry for Help." That cheesy DM's voice pretending to be a woman calling for help still cracks me up;)

--

[harry-pancreas]

"blow em up! blow em uuuuuuuuuup!" - undermine

"you are more pesky than a kobold" - prey on the hunter

"trust in the shroud" - er, the shroud.

anything lolth says in the demonweb. Awesome actress.

[Vint]

"Welcome Traveler" Wiz king

[Varinon]

"Oh no, the sahuagin found me!" - Lars Heyton (At least before they changed it so I couldn't make him say it 100 times a quest)
"Yoink!" - Kobold
"Jacoby Drexelhand stands before you! Not alive, but not quite dead." - DM, Necromancer's Doom
"The Quori Sc- The Quori- The Quori screeches an- The Quori screeches and th- The Quor-" - DM, Prison of the Planes

Least favorite line:
"Elder Beholder's Disintegrate hits you for..."

[Zurrander]

“Yaryarr shouts ‘I will kill you, kill you all!’ as he falls, effectively calling his own bluff.” - Irestone Inlet

[stoerm]

"Help! Help! Ugly ones coming!" - Kobold shaman in Butcher's Path
"Not again!" - undead dying words
"Almost done! Not much longer!" - Giant seer in Madstone Crater
"Much, much bigger!" - and about every line from Delirium and Acute Delirium

[Rogoth]

Zombie pirate says "boo". - The Black Loch

[TheLegendOfAra]

Pretty much anything from MOTU. The drow(FR) are hands down my favorite race, and in game culture, and everything from MOTu is golden dialog wise.

Some of my favorites:(Paraphrasing)
"More... MORE! BE DEATH AND FURY INCARNATE!" always gives me chills.
"A Priestess of Lolth does not beg!"
"My weapons! What have you done?!" *

There are so many more, but I can't recall them right now.

* I laugh every time I hear this for two reasons, 1 he sounds like woman worried about her shoes, and 2 I used to have a arti dog named "Ipeedonthem" that I would use to grab his agro in the end fight while soloing it.

[Nodoze]

I like all the creativity in this game.

I think my daughters' and my favorite is:

"Kobold still hates you!"

edit: While it may not be a short line, and though the bats may be annoying, my daughters really like it when the enemies get turned into cute animals like foxes and run at their feat explaining something like:

"yip, yip or prrr"

Personally I don't notice stuff like that much but if they are happy then I am happy :-)...

[The_Human_Cypher]

I like all the creativity in this game.

The originality and creativity of DDO makes the game stand out in the MMO market. Most other MMOs are a mindless grind for trophies while DDO has real storytelling in the tradition of D&D.

[Makkuroi]

My favourites:

Tremas in Chronoscope, especially "hes more of the ... aggressive type"

Kobold challenges, of course
Most of the Harbinger of Madness series
The Djinn in Coalescence Chamber "I told you to interrogate Frocke"
The Draegloth in Reclaiming the Rift: "Time for something... BIGGER!"

[Maquist]

My wife and I both love the line from Dorris' dialogue at the end of Frame Work when you kill all the minotaurs:
(Something to the effect of) "I am completely inedible. Unless you are a rust monster."

[Kvetha]

most of this chain is great, but my favorite is

"Those crotchety elder beholders will never keep up!"

[Ravoc-DDO]

There's to many lines that are awesome to pick some out as favorites.

That said, I always found this one particularly colorful:

(Dungeon Master): The stink of this underground storehouse is indescribable. What trollish habits could have created such a startling bouquet of smells?

[DougGlyndwyr]

"Stupid Torin." - Ana, The Lost Thread

"Elminster Departs." - GM, Beyond the Rift

[LordKalkin]

Dorris: Go Fish

[Badamarth]

I agree about many of the lines mentioned, in particular: "Kobold still hate you!"

One I haven't seen in the thread is from the final boss in Friends In Low Places, the one who can't believe he's been killed by "you bumpkins." Gets me every time.

[Hilltrot]

Sorry, you have absolutely nothing on par with Minsc. Try again.

[purplebelly]

Brawnpits says, 'How's the baby go? Waaah, Waaah. Go make yourself useful.'

[kemetka]

Made by Kobolds, for Kobolds, with Kobolds! Crack
first line of the description of Kobold Butter.

[Mernom]

it's gotta be this!
(Say): Kobold Lurker says, 'Kobold crossbow attack!'

[painkiller3]

"Fools, do you think that we leave Lolth's sacred places unprotected?"
The Portal Opens

[Bolo_Grubb]

VON 6

"You are Victorious!"

[Inoukchuk]

*ALL* and I mean *ALL* kobold short lines. I still giggle every single time I hear them whine.

THIS!

Maybe my favorite (might not be 100% accurate) is from the House C challenges on Kobold Island:

"YOU KILL KOBOLD JUST TO TAKE HIS SHINIES!!!...Kobold would probably do same thing"

[Nestroy]

Of all the Kobold one-liners that are remarkable, one shines the most:

"Kobold remember Waterworks!"

This one has me every single time!

[Gedov]

This phrase gets my attention every time. It's something about the rhythm of it sounds so good.

(Dungeon Master): Prelate Vendisto perishes, blood and bile and vile oaths spilling from his lips.

[RD2play]

"THE SLIVER OF TIME!!!"



"Idiotic thiefling are you eager to die?"

"You cannot steal youth from one who is immortal"

and of course, ... "I'll return Nat Ghan to you, as a dying old woman. whuahaha"


I don't remember the quest but one line I always look forward to "A pungent smell assails your nostrils" ...."you KNOW! that smell,.. TROLLS ! ! !"

[BD_]

"Stupid Torin." - Ana, The Lost Thread

"Elminster Departs." - GM, Beyond the Rift

I think this one has to win when it comes to favorite... although many others have much more humor value.

"Kobold still hate you," immediately followed by "Kobold remember Waterworks" is my favorite combo.

[LeadHero5]

Cellimas says, "Now, let us be about it". With that tone, you know that she is someone you DON'T want to cross weapons with.

Another line I use anytime something is attacking us from above; "Are you afraid of me -------? Come down and fight".

[Taanus]

Recovering the Lost Tome:

"My traps will be the END of you!"

Really? REALLY?


I will point out that it seems like 80% of players' favorite lines come from Korthos or the Cove/Challenges...

[ivstuntman]

There is a dwarf you kill in von5 and he like, chokes on his own blood and dies terribly. The horrid death seems so random and out of place that it sticks with me. I mean the dragon tries to sell his cause but this guy just attacks you, so I don't know why they wanted his death to be so poetic.

[Daerius of the Blessed Blades]

From Redwillow Ruins:
"Their taint is cleansed."

This.

I also like the elves in Gwylan's Stand that scream "Stop sticking me!"

[Hazelnut]

"Tidy lasses & pints up the wazoo, here I come" -- Jeets Shimus - The Grotto


Tidy lasses and pints up the wazoo, here I come!

Second: Brawnpits, "you might twist your ankle."

[Milikki]

My wife always gets a laugh from garrison and his pack - 'be careful down there!'

[Domacett]

"I wonder what he meant by 'Oh no, not again!'? Oh well..."

And

"Why won't you give me your meat?" (Skeletal cook in HH)

[digital_terror1]

This module has been narrated by (insert big Pencil + Paper author's name here)

Love to see (hear?) more of the people who made D&D what it is today narrating modules.

[Torkzed]

KeeeeEEP..FIGHTING!

Boss in Reclaiming the Rift

The delivery cracks me up...

[IllOracle]

"But where is the body? Did they... eat it?" - Siegebreaker
!!!!DRAMA!!!!

Close second... "Who in Khyber are you?!" Actually.. nearly all of the Newb Quest is full of great lines.

[HungarianRhapsody]

Respect the time limit! That's the most important!!!

[LongshotBro]

We beat them off...for now. - top contender

One I remember the most: What? Surprised I am not who you thought I was?

Their taint has been cleansed.

[Robbenklopper]

Ana: "Just Need to concentrate - a Little - harder ... there!"

[Svartelric]

"Silence, slaves! Curse you and your insolence!" - Sobrien
"Oh, no! The Sahuagin found me!" - Lars Heyton
"Who in Khyber are you?" - Cellimas
"I am a guardian of chaos; there will be no order here, only death." - Akuul
Most of Yaulthoon's lines
Kobolds
And last but not least:
"A SCRAGGLY DWARF SITS ON A LOG, TRYING IN VAIN TO KEEP WARM."

[voodoogroves]

Hate magnet .... awwwwww

I can totally see the voice actor pouting

[valarmorghuliis]

"We beat them off... this time"
It's very upsetting to me that that one kept getting misquoted.

[rezo]

Most of the lines from the narrater "A Cry for Help" quest. "Help me!!!"

[Sunnie]

Can't think of anything that hasn't been mentioned yet. The kobolds are always great, Cry for Help is comedy gold thanks to the VA, and the Xoriat-themed packs (and especially Yaulthoon) are full of nuggets.

[TrinityTurtle]

I'm working on a thing, and I was wondering ... what do you folks consider to be your favorite lines from DDO?

That catch is, it needs to be a short line.

For example, "You must not leave until you free Arlos and gather your party safely in the hallway" is too long, but "You must free Arlos" is good. Likewise, "Kobold never forget! Kobold remember waterworks!" is fine.

Please post your favorites!

Let us see whose gold was better spent, your paymasters or mine! (the lizardman in the Riverside Camp at the end of the quest leading into the wheloon story arc where the lizardmen are trying to rescue the shar priests that I have forgotten the name, but that whole conversation is awesome).

[Lorianus]

My favorits: Why do you say "forever" like it is a bad thing? (Truthful One)

Most of Yaulthoon: "This is why we can't have nice things!"

[FifthTime]

We beat them off!


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[DrWily]

http://i.imgur.com/P2AfRWx.jpg

[Jiirix]

"Feast on his flesh!" .. oh wait...

[Saekee]

Cyan says, 'Barkeep -- a Dirty Kobold, shaken, not stirred

[apocaladle]

Unfortunately there is no precaution against stupidity - Edvag Goodgold (dwarf in house k tavern)

[Gedov]

One of the condemned in wheloon prison:

"Oh, that earns you a beating."