Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

[Produktion_Malphunktion]

Stay tuned....

[dejafu]

https://ch2289.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/strange-things-are-afoot-at-the-circle-k.jpg?w=889

The ghost of George Carlin is bringing the new enhancement pass?

[Munkenmo]

somethings going on at my local convenience store?

[Ape_Man]

Stay tuned....

You are truly an evil person.

I hope you get a bad case of athlete's foot.

[noneill]

Excellent !

[AlteredState]

Dunno, you may be worse for wishing athlete's foot on someone.

[StoptheRock]

Do you know when the mongols ruled china?

[Auran82]

You almost deserve to step on a Lego for that.

Almost.

[GoldyGopher]

EXCELLENT!!

Bill: It is indeed a pleasure to introduce to you a gentleman we picked up in medieval Mongolia in the year 1269.

Ted: Please welcome, the very excellent barbarian...

Ted, Bill: ...MR. GENGHIS KHAN!

[All the students applaud wildly for Khan]

Ted: This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

[maddmatt70]

Hmm so we are getting some information this week on things or what have you.. Good times.

[Matsu_Ieyasu]

Stay tuned....

Okay how many of you just had images of Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S Preston as Maj and Squeek just now? And which one was which?

I wonder how 'B&T 3' is coming along, off to IMDB.

[Nibor]

While I appreciate the colorful wording, this isn't exactly an update from:


New and Exciting content will be available to preview on Lamannia SOON™! (I know, I know: "SOON™" isn't really helpful...) We are still working out the scheduling, so I can't give a more exact date. I will keep you updated as I find out more information.


Fear not, I will continue to strive to Be Excellent To Each Other in the meantime.

[Thalmor]

Don't anybody move! The hamesters are loose!

[Gratch]

Eladrin: Varg, while I agree that, in time, our enhancements will be most triumphant. The truth is, the Enhancements will never be superb until we have excellent player feedback.

Varg: Yes, El. But, I do not believe we will get excellent player feedback until we have a triumphant enhancement update on Lamannia.

Eladrin: Varg, it's pointless to have a triumphant enhancement update on Lamannia before we even have balanced epic destinies.

Varg: Well, how can we have balanced epic destinies when we don't really even know how to play epics?

Eladrin: That is why we NEED excellent player feedback!

Varg: And THAT is why we need a triumphant enhancement update on Lamannia.

Both: EXCELLENT!


P.S: Sorry for insinuating devs don't play epics. It just kinda fit the words. Also sorry for replacing Eddie Van Halen with the testing player base. As if.

[Scraap]

<Insert Several Pavlovian Responses Here.>

[Ape_Man]

The question is do I stock up on popcorn or torches and pitchforks?

[Cernunan]

The question is do I stock up on popcorn or torches and pitchforks?

I am always ready for both

http://makemyselfathome.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/002.jpg?w=500&h=656

[Amarath]

Congratulations Maj you have just most definitely won 'Most Evil Dev of the Year Award'.
Your year supply of thumbtacks and helpless kittens will arrive shortly.

[Missing_Minds]

<Insert Several Pavlovian Responses Here.>

*passes out mops*

[Failedlegend]

I commend major on not using the word soon :P Seriously though if the big reveal is a new cosmetic pet or something I'm going to I dunno get around to cleaning out the garage because I'll no longer be smacking my refresh key on the 2 dev trackers

[dunklezhan]

*Prays* pleasebesomethinggoodpleasebesomethinggoodpleasebe somethinggoodpleasebesomethinggoodpleasebesomethin ggood

Amen

[esheep]

Stay tuned....

The title of the thread appears to be an anagram, unfortunately my brain is afk and I can't decipher it.

2s 5t 3r 4a 2n 2g 3e 1h 2i 1f 2o 2c 1l 1k

Yeah, there is the internet anagram server but it caps the input to 30 characters on lower loads, and I'm too lazy to make a script to output all the available combinations at the moment.

[gphysalis]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_K


wikipedia has the reference

apparently from a film called

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

[noneill]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_K


wikipedia has the reference

apparently from a film called

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

What kind of crazy world do we live in where you people have not seen Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure !!!!!!


Go See Now!!!

[Grosbeak07]

The question is do I stock up on popcorn or torches and pitchforks?

Diversify. Bring both, whatever isn't needed, you put on sale... 75% off... :)

[Grosbeak07]

What kind of crazy world do we live in where you people have not seen Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure !!!!!!


Go See Now!!!

Its a most excellent film.

[LightBear]

All I hear is players buzzing about how Epic Destinies can no longer be farmed after level cap.

[holfrar]

PARTY ON DUDES!!

http://gregscooking.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/party.jpg

[jejeba86]

Time traveling?

[Hordo]

Stay tuned....

http://kosherquest.org/images/assets/symbols/Reliab35.gif

I don't remember declaring any plans Kosher...maybe I should get a preview! :D

[jakeelala]

i predict enhancements before epic destiny balance sweep. new enhancements will change the game in potentially drastic ways. that means the ED's will need new balancing anyway, if it isn't done at the same time, but that's a wet dream.

Anyway, I hope that's what they're thinking. After what's his name popped into the Let's Talk Enhancements thread the other day, that's what my money's on. I hope so, I've been playing this game for 6 years, but I feel one of my occasional long breaks coming up if something exciting doesn't come along.

No biggy, I'll be back when it is, but sooner would be more fun than later.

[Tid12]

Talk already!

[UurlockYgmeov]

Stay tuned....

pass the popcorn! where's my Dr.MonsterDew?

[UurlockYgmeov]

The title of the thread appears to be an anagram, unfortunately my brain is afk and I can't decipher it.

2s 5t 3r 4a 2n 2g 3e 1h 2i 1f 2o 2c 1l 1k

Yeah, there is the internet anagram server but it caps the input to 30 characters on lower loads, and I'm too lazy to make a script to output all the available combinations at the moment.

accelerate aegis aft thorn sort knight :rolleyes: :confused: :cool: :) :p

[Valakai]

Pitchforks and Popcorn are 25% off in DDO Store. Stock up naaaaauuuuu. Limited supply.

[Produktion_Malphunktion]

Diversify. Bring both, whatever isn't needed, you put on sale... 75% off... :)

We have a new auction house for that.

[Ape_Man]

Pitchforks and Popcorn are 25% off in DDO Store. Stock up naaaaauuuuu. Limited supply.

The marketing people missed a golden opportunity for the April 1 sales.

[lucreciacrescent]

probably be happening on Squeak's event soon :D


Yes Lord Poincelot is back to giving out lots of Turbine Points!

I am also planning on having an event soon. I will post with details in a few days.

[JonD]

<Insert Several Pavlovian Responses Here.>
Pavlov? Hmmm, that name rings a bell...

(sorry)

[Kallith]

I think it's this http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/keanu-reeves-reveals-bill-ted-3-plot-details-361406

[My2Cents]

(I agree Bill and Ted were Most Excellent, but let's not forget "old school" for some of us members of the Geriatric crowd:)

"Officer, please, for God's sake,
they're looting the Food King!"

(May I have 10,000 marbles, please?)

[apocaladle]

https://ch2289.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/strange-things-are-afoot-at-the-circle-k.jpg?w=889

The ghost of George Carlin is bringing the new enhancement pass?


so... much.... awesome :D

[wmdearmond]

What Exactly is this enhancement pass?

[Ape_Man]

What Exactly is this enhancement pass?

It's like bigfoot or the female orgasm, not real.

[SableShadow]

It's like bigfoot or the female orgasm, not real.

hey Hey HEY! Enough of that talk!
Bigfoot is real!

[Produktion_Malphunktion]

What Exactly is this enhancement pass?

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

[Missing_Minds]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

out in the street,
Willy and the Poorboys are playin';
Bring a nickel; tap your feet.

[Grosbeak07]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

You do know people will crash the internet trying to refresh every 10 seconds... :D

[Failedlegend]

You do know people will crash the internet trying to refresh every 10 seconds... :D

Hmmm...I wonder if everyone around the world hit F5 simultaneously if we could break the net...kinda like flushing all the toilets in the world at once :P

[Ape_Man]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

I'm gonna start Googling and I bet I'll find a real picture of Bigfoot first.

[karl_k0ch]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

Enhanception?

[Scraap]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

Mask of Comedy: check.
Mask of Tragedy: check.
Ring of Rage: check.
Jump and Expeditious Retreat clickies: check.
Stack of firesheild scrolls: check.

OK, ready when you are.

[QuantumFX]

it's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

So… SQON™?

[Alavatar]

A reference to Bill and Ted? Does that mean we're going back to the old "only 4 enhancements" model? :p;)

Or are we going to the future where bowling scores are up, minigolf scores are down, and even the dirt is clean?

[Kaldais]

Zoom, zoom™?

[ArcaneArcher52689]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....



Who's corner?

Mine (10ft away)
yours (a few hundred miles)
That hill over yonder(good luck finding hills around me)
The south pole( Varies by location)

[Fecerak]

Not good, my F5 button broke - what do I do now? I mean, I could do Ctrl+R, but if those break too I'd need a new keyboard :S

[Missing_Minds]

A reference to Bill and Ted? Does that mean we're going back to the old "only 4 enhancements" model? :p;)

Or are we going to the future where bowling scores are up, minigolf scores are down, and even the dirt is clean?

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/keanu-reeves-reveals-bill-ted-3-plot-details-361406

So actually, we'll probably end up with no new enhancements and the developers are very upset at us for failing them.

[Qezuzu]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

I'm getting really turned on.

[Charononus]

Not Soon, Now
http://www.stakeholdergroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/angry-mob.jpg

[Thalmor]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

You Sir are a Carrot dangler!

[Krelar]

I think this entire thread is just a test of forumites reactions.

Squeek posts about more info on new enhancements coming SOON™ and gets chewed out.

Maj makes posts several equally, or even more, vague posts but avoids using "soon" and gets virtually no negative response to speak of.

[Thalmor]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

DM: As you round the corner you run into a throng of Beholders dangling a halfling in the air for their amusment. They turn their gaze in your direction. Roll initiative!

[Ape_Man]

I think this entire thread is just a test of forumites reactions.

.

I think MajorMal is trying to win "Troll of the year 2013."


Well played, well played.

[AlteredState]

DM: As you round the corner you run into a throng of Beholders dangling a halfling in the air for their amusment. They turn their gaze in your direction. Roll initiative!

I will droop the half-orc barbarian in the party hoping to blind them while I flee.

[bhgiant]

If you don't announce this thing tomorrow, you're gonna have a riot on your hands.

Just saying.

[Failedlegend]

Your killin us Major your killin us...Friday is a perfect day to launch this BTW...that way everyone can see the announcement get their lama client all updated with the new thing (*cough*enhancement system*cough*) than they can play to their hearts content all weekend give you loads of juicy feedback and bug reports :)

[Ape_Man]

Your killin us Major your killin us...Friday is a perfect day to launch this BTW...that way everyone can see the announcement get their lama client all updated with the new thing (*cough*enhancement system*cough*) than they can play to their hearts content all weekend give you loads of juicy feedback and bug reports :)

But give us some details to munch on now.

[Failedlegend]

But give us some details to munch on now.

yes turn the faucet just enough to give us a drop...let the news of the "leak" spread and you'll have even more people ready to hop on lama.

Mind you I have a feeling the devs want to announce this just as we want to hear it but the corporate types won't let them until the "optimal time based on market research" or some such. So in the mean time their satisfying themselves by torturing us with cryptic posts :P

[Ovrad]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1RKD/please-sir-i-want-some-more/image.png

At least give us something to digest. A date, a hint, a spoiler, a puzzle, whatever... just something!

[knightgf]

Stay tuned....

I saw a guy that looked kinda like Garrett from the Thief series, is that what you were talking about? I haven't seen him in ages...he seems different.

[Failedlegend]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1RKD/please-sir-i-want-some-more/image.png

At least give us something to digest. A date, a hint, a spoiler, a puzzle, whatever... just something!

Your wish is my command :) http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?&postid=4978414#post4978414

http://freepostermaker.com/uploads/saved_posters/free-poster-qekbofd6sh-ENHANCEMENT.jpg

[Gratch]

There does not appear to be a connection to how many forum refreshes I perform and the speed of SOMETHING occurring.

Ooh... maybe I'll keep restarting the Lama client looking for it to update somethings.

You know... I wouldn't even mind if the Enhancement update previewed as a text listing from Devsladrin to allow us to comment before they take even one step implementing another Magister ED. Design by forum committee has never failed to my knowledge... oh... err... my forum committee supplied data in that respect may have some margin of error. They assure me it's under 100% error though!

Oh wow I hit refresh after typing this post and found:
http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=4978414#post4978414

[Battlehawke]

....can't wait..

[Ertay]

P.S: Sorry for insinuating devs don't play epics. It just kinda fit the words. Also sorry for replacing Eddie Van Halen with the testing player base. As if.

It was a most excellent spoof nonetheless. A triumphant end totally justifies the means.

[Saaluta]

We are happy to inform you that the llamas have been sacked...

Saal :)

[Buttkierownsmade]

It's an enhancement to the enhancements.

Details right around the corner....

Enhancement to the Enhancements??

ENHANCEPTION

[barecm]

Let me check my Turbine Math Tables... ah yes...here it is....Enhancements * Enhancements = Delays [Delays +1].