Samiusbot
04-09-2013, 07:59 AM
Welcome to the 64th episode of DDO Cocktail Hour (http://ddococktailhour.com/) where we discuss the social aspects of Dungeons and Dragons Online and sometimes more inappropriate things too! This week the crew ask “What spell in DDO would you use in real life?” Lessah had a double trouble hireling watch feature and she shares a tale of Permadeath woe and talks about her mentor’s guide to building a flawless PD Ranger! The team also talks about the My DDO fallout and Samius Gurobo’s poo phones in. (I can’t make this stuff up, it really happened!) Thanks so much for listening!
This week’s we have a Public Service Announcement and a new sponsor.
This PSA is brought to you by the Coin Lords.
Attention Citizens of Stormreach.
Do not drink the beverage known as Troglodyte Water!
New Sponsor!
This one won’t make you sick.
In fact, this product makes everything fresher, it’s Dungeon Febreeze!
It eliminates odors and the faint tang of decay.
Just spray a little at the beginning of every dungeon you explore, you won’t notice that you have yet to cleanse that Dungeon Taint.
Remember, just because the quests stinks, doesn’t mean the dungeon needs to…Dungeon Febreeze.
Pick up some at your local vendor today!
http://images.quickblogcast.com/0/8/7/4/3/244299-234780/DungeonFebreze.png?a=3
Here (http://host1.cyberears.com//18979.mp3) is the link for the episode! Just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download! You can also listen from our home on cyberears! (http://www.cyberears.com/index.php/Browse/playaudio/18415)
WARNING! This show is not bleeped! It’s just not ok!
00:43:33
Intro: Blast
What are you drinking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becherovka)?
Tweets, where you tell us what spell you would use from DDO in real life!
Discussion, getting old players to return. How do we do that? You’ve lost that loving feeling.
Lessah is a Noob!
•Double Trouble Hireling watch! Level 8 Cleric “Fergus” and Level 11 FS “Roshan”. Daffious is a hireling, but he is only
available in the Sublime because he is a "biter". Also it's almost impossible to keep a halfing clean, the Coin Lord's
deemed him too dirty for the regular vendor.
•A tale woe or… This one time in the shower…I accidentally killed my guild leader.
•Ducks fly into the Chronoscope on elite! I went to the Circus!
•Look Mom! I’m a Ranger! Tupe’s rules for making a flawless Permadeath Ranger!
There are two kinds of characters in this game, Rangers and Targets.
Rangers are also arrogant little premadona *******.
Remember you are the ranger, the clerics just think they run the party.
Never Buff a Halfling
Never Let your Halfling wiggle off its hook.
Always choose the pretty bows to match your shoes.
Con is a dump stat.
Forums
Samius has a new Blog! Goodbye MyDDO, Hello Word Press. (http://www.samiusgurobo.com)
Emails:
CTH Voicemail From Samius’ poo. (What is my life?!)
Spoiler Alert! In 2 weeks Kudesnik and Jupiterspinning will join us for a special report on the Auction House and financial climate of Stormreach.
Follow Us on Twitter!
@Lessah (http://twitter.com/Lessah)
@SamiusGurobo (http://twitter.com/SamiusGurobo)
lessah@ddococktailhour.com
samius@ddococktailhour.com
This week’s we have a Public Service Announcement and a new sponsor.
This PSA is brought to you by the Coin Lords.
Attention Citizens of Stormreach.
Do not drink the beverage known as Troglodyte Water!
New Sponsor!
This one won’t make you sick.
In fact, this product makes everything fresher, it’s Dungeon Febreeze!
It eliminates odors and the faint tang of decay.
Just spray a little at the beginning of every dungeon you explore, you won’t notice that you have yet to cleanse that Dungeon Taint.
Remember, just because the quests stinks, doesn’t mean the dungeon needs to…Dungeon Febreeze.
Pick up some at your local vendor today!
http://images.quickblogcast.com/0/8/7/4/3/244299-234780/DungeonFebreze.png?a=3
Here (http://host1.cyberears.com//18979.mp3) is the link for the episode! Just left click and play or right click and “save as” to download! You can also listen from our home on cyberears! (http://www.cyberears.com/index.php/Browse/playaudio/18415)
WARNING! This show is not bleeped! It’s just not ok!
00:43:33
Intro: Blast
What are you drinking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Becherovka)?
Tweets, where you tell us what spell you would use from DDO in real life!
Discussion, getting old players to return. How do we do that? You’ve lost that loving feeling.
Lessah is a Noob!
•Double Trouble Hireling watch! Level 8 Cleric “Fergus” and Level 11 FS “Roshan”. Daffious is a hireling, but he is only
available in the Sublime because he is a "biter". Also it's almost impossible to keep a halfing clean, the Coin Lord's
deemed him too dirty for the regular vendor.
•A tale woe or… This one time in the shower…I accidentally killed my guild leader.
•Ducks fly into the Chronoscope on elite! I went to the Circus!
•Look Mom! I’m a Ranger! Tupe’s rules for making a flawless Permadeath Ranger!
There are two kinds of characters in this game, Rangers and Targets.
Rangers are also arrogant little premadona *******.
Remember you are the ranger, the clerics just think they run the party.
Never Buff a Halfling
Never Let your Halfling wiggle off its hook.
Always choose the pretty bows to match your shoes.
Con is a dump stat.
Forums
Samius has a new Blog! Goodbye MyDDO, Hello Word Press. (http://www.samiusgurobo.com)
Emails:
CTH Voicemail From Samius’ poo. (What is my life?!)
Spoiler Alert! In 2 weeks Kudesnik and Jupiterspinning will join us for a special report on the Auction House and financial climate of Stormreach.
Follow Us on Twitter!
@Lessah (http://twitter.com/Lessah)
@SamiusGurobo (http://twitter.com/SamiusGurobo)
lessah@ddococktailhour.com
samius@ddococktailhour.com