I can't see my invisible stalker!

[Lessah]

Can anyone advise? I can cast barkskin on him maybe.

[Deadlock]

It's not visible to the character who owns the pets. But everyone else can see it just fine. I call mine Harvey.

[danotmano1998]

The joke is on them, I paid with "invisible TP" ;)

[Chai]

Youre not supposed to "see" a stalker? Then its not stalking. It is supposed to hang out just out of sight and spew inevitable one liners. "You come here often?" "Mind if I take your picture?"

[Lessah]

I am also halfway though the Kobold Tome of language, it is so helpful! Thank you!

As it turns out the Kobolds have a pretty dark sense of humor.

[Arthnoxx]

Can't help you without pics.

[Lessah]

Youre not supposed to "see" a stalker? Then its not stalking. It is supposed to hang out just out of sight and spew inevitable one liners. "You come here often?" "Mind if I take your picture?"

I am starting to understand! My Stalker tried to cut a lock of my hair.

[SableShadow]

I can see him! ... err, her ... hmmm, well, I may have caught a glimpse of a hint of shadow there for a second ... or maybe lense flare ...

[CheeseMilk]

Take off your tinfoil hat or it can't find you.

[DynaTheCat]

Is this another ddo doom's day thread? Cuz... I see my invisible stalker fine.

I even drew a picture of him.

http://i1288.photobucket.com/albums/b495/sheepshield/Stalker_zps9c85c4fd.jpg

[cdbd3rd]

Can anyone advise? I can cast barkskin on him maybe.


Well, hello stranger!

Or is this another April 1 thing, and you ain't really you? :confused: ?

:p

[cdbd3rd]

Youre not supposed to "see" a stalker? Then its not stalking. It is supposed to hang out just out of sight and spew inevitable one liners. "You come here often?" "Mind if I take your picture?"


I think you may be confusing her Invisible Stalker with that CD guy...

:eek: :D

[Tyrande]

I am also halfway though the Kobold Tome of language, it is so helpful! Thank you!

As it turns out the Kobolds have a pretty dark sense of humor.

Lessah, care to share with us some of the Kobold humors or is that restricted to DDOcast's cocktail hour only?

Well, besides the one we already knew like, "It was right there!" "Kobold not afraid of the dark", "kobold no afraid of invisible stalkers", "Kobold Omnisnifficient"

[silence383]

Youre not supposed to "see" a stalker? Then its not stalking. It is supposed to hang out just out of sight and spew inevitable one liners. "You come here often?" "Mind if I take your picture?"
You can draw them out if you stand next to poison ivy..their hide skills drop dramatically when running around in pink thongs cursing and itching and you hear their camera break..;)

[Memnir]

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[SableShadow]

Did you know that the Stalkers did that dance?

but But BUT! That one is ... forbidden! :eek:

[sebastianosmith]

but But BUT! That one is ... forbidden! :eek:
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[frugal10191]

Can anyone advise? I can cast barkskin on him maybe.

The best thing to do is cast Glitterdust on him. After all it is specifically designed to show up invisible creatures, and it has the side effect of making them sparkle nicely. I cast it on all of my pets and even my fellow party members (it helps me keep track of them when they cast invisibility and zerg off).