Missing_Minds
03-19-2013, 10:55 AM
A kobold. Now now, hear me out, while I suggest this one jokingly, I'm also serious about it.
Race: Kobold. (yes, you did read that right the first time.)
Give it all stats of a normal hireling.
Make it vocal. Yes, I want it to say things out of Crystal Cove that would be appropriate.
Give it more lines that are vocalized. In particular, the lines from "Protect Baudry's Interests" aka, protect the box.
This hireling only breaks boxes, jars, and other collectables.
This hireling does not attack. Being told to defend something would mean it stands around that being.
Give this hireling 1,000 HP. (it doesn't attack remember)
Have this hireling have a huge agro gathering magnet, perhaps even a very high intimidation? (Now you understand the hit points. Also, "No one messes with the Union" threats. Hence the idea of intimidation.)
Give this hireling evasion to increase survival odds.
Do allow this hireling to "use" objects such as levers. It wants to break boxes.
What would this hireling do?
Give rogues a hireling that would nearly always have agro.
Something beyond a an artificer dog that could go dead to break boxes.
Continue to amuse people with kobold antics and sayings.
Expanding the thought...
A ML 10 paragon kobold version.
Still a silver, aka plat based, hireling for hire.
Has improved evasion.
Has 10,000 hp.
edit: Baring that, making it a gold seal at maybe something like the cost of 10-25 TP, or possibly even a future perma gold seal gimmick to sell.
Race: Kobold. (yes, you did read that right the first time.)
Give it all stats of a normal hireling.
Make it vocal. Yes, I want it to say things out of Crystal Cove that would be appropriate.
Give it more lines that are vocalized. In particular, the lines from "Protect Baudry's Interests" aka, protect the box.
This hireling only breaks boxes, jars, and other collectables.
This hireling does not attack. Being told to defend something would mean it stands around that being.
Give this hireling 1,000 HP. (it doesn't attack remember)
Have this hireling have a huge agro gathering magnet, perhaps even a very high intimidation? (Now you understand the hit points. Also, "No one messes with the Union" threats. Hence the idea of intimidation.)
Give this hireling evasion to increase survival odds.
Do allow this hireling to "use" objects such as levers. It wants to break boxes.
What would this hireling do?
Give rogues a hireling that would nearly always have agro.
Something beyond a an artificer dog that could go dead to break boxes.
Continue to amuse people with kobold antics and sayings.
Expanding the thought...
A ML 10 paragon kobold version.
Still a silver, aka plat based, hireling for hire.
Has improved evasion.
Has 10,000 hp.
edit: Baring that, making it a gold seal at maybe something like the cost of 10-25 TP, or possibly even a future perma gold seal gimmick to sell.