The Crystal Cove Coverup

[Shrggnien]

Are we simply farming green dragonshards for the shinies? Have you ever wondered what happens to the shards after we turn them in? Well, its not used for jewelry. They are steroids. All those half orcs you see wondering around in the Smuggler's Rest are really steroid addicted dwarves who are trying to get their next fix.

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[Krelar]

Wait... Does this mean they count towards dwarf slayer deeds? :eek:

[Vallin]

Are we simply farming green dragonshards for the shinies? Have you ever wondered what happens to the shards after we turn them in? Well, its not used for jewelry. They are steroids. All those half orcs you see wondering around in the Smuggler's Rest are really steroid addicted dwarves who are trying to get their next fix.

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This is an outrageous and unacceptable insult to dwarves and I demand that it be changed immediately!

Vallin.
(Gerkar, Dwarven Defenders of Khyber).

[squishwizzy]

I hear dwarves are delicious with sage and rosemary.

I think they pair well with a hearty port...

[eldrytch75]

I hear dwarves are delicious with sage and rosemary.

I think they pair well with a hearty port...

I prefer Halflings they taste like chicken!!

[Merrelll]

I prefer Halflings they taste like chicken!!
My chickens resent that statement.