Unemployed Dungeon monsters

[mansrea26]

We get pretty bored at work and today the discussion was what professions would the monsters hold if they were fired from guarding dungeons. Please forgive the terrible image as I only have paint to use at work :eek:.

I am pretty sure a beholder would be a security gaurd.

http://imageshack.us/scaled/modthumb/812/hotelsecurity.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/812/hotelsecurity.jpg/)

[Rubiconn]

I can make funny photo shop pictures but here are my suggestions:

Hezrou - Bodyguards
Harry and the other big time demons - corporate CEO's
Kobold - Religious missionaries going door to door


Those are just a couple off the top of my head.

[mansrea26]

Please share your pics! I'm not very talented with paint, but do what I can whilest in the trenches of cubicleville.

[Missing_Minds]

Kobold - Religious missionaries going door to door
Yark! Have you heard the wonders and glory of... the Shiney!

[PuppiesAndRainbows]

http://my.ddo.com/turbinecommunity/files/2011/04/wbscreenshot00682resized.jpg
school guidance counselor

[mansrea26]

http://my.ddo.com/turbinecommunity/files/2011/04/wbscreenshot00682resized.jpg
school guidance counselor

I would be seeing the counselor quite often....

[CheeseMilk]

I am pretty sure a beholder would be a security gaurd.

I respectfully disagree. (http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Beholder_Monster)