describe your favorite quest in 2 sentences.

[bartosy]

extra points if its part of a famous poem or music number or anything remotely known.

I'll go first

.:: taming the flames ::.

If you are having fire resistance problems i feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but your soul stone ain't one.

[nibel]

The Hatchery
The Hatchery

[Daemoneyes]

The Gua.. The Gua.. The Gua.. The Gua..The Guard is still waiting at the restrooms.
The Gua.. The Gua.. The Gua.. The Gua..The Guard is still waiting at the restrooms.

[orobold]

"We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep. "

[skullzz]

Oh you have to go through this maze, but wait there's more!

Serious aside I love this quest and can't wait for the epic version.

[byzantinebob]

Gargoyles to the right of them, mephit to left of them, iron golem to the front of them, volley'd and fireball'd, storm'd at with rustie and spider, boldly they rode and well, into the Jaws of Death, in the Mouth of Hell, for 15 minutes.

(I'm one of the few people who like Thernal, and now can actually finish it.)

[gphysalis]

Smashing boxes.
50 boxes and no ransack bonus.

[sebastianosmith]

There's a lady who knows what dragonmarks are foretold,
and she gives you a free feat respec token.

When you're done there you get fifty pieces of gold,
and a sweet free feat respec token.

(Oooh, ooh, oooh, ooh, oh,oh,ooh,oh - and she gives you a free feat respec token.)

[CheeseMilk]

Our Gwylan, who art in Lammania, hallowed be thy Stand.
Give us this day our daily xp; and forgive us our trap deaths
As we forgive those who blow up trap boxes for us.

[Xynot2]

Challenging.
Fun.

I only needed 2 words =)

[Stoner81]

Let's get ready to rumble and kill 200 Kobolds!

Stoner81.

[PLUGintoTHEpowerLINE]

1.
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the Fortress of Death
Yarked the two hundred.
"Forward, the Kobold Brigade!
"Charge for the Clerics!" he said:
Into the Fortress of Death
Yarked the two hundred.

2.
"Forward, the Kobold Brigade!"
Was there a Kobold dismay'd?
Not tho' the yarker knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs not to yark reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to jump and die:
Into the Fortress of Death
Yarked the two hundred.

3.
TR'd Warforged Sorc to right of them,
TR'd Warforged Sorc to left of them,
TR'd Warforged Sorc in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they yarked and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Yarked the two hundred.

4.
Yark'd all their sabres bare,
Yark'd as they blasted air,
Yarking at the newbies there,
Charging a fortress, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cleric and Sorc
Reel'd from the thunder-stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the two hundred.

5.
TR'd Warforged Sorc to right of them,
TR'd Warforged Sorc to left of them,
TR'd Warforged Sorc behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While cleric and unbuffed fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of two hundred.

6.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Kobold Brigade,
Noble two hundred.



It's not two sentences, but once I started with the first stanza, I had to do the whole poem :p

[tylerdurden77]

Sitting on a Stormreach park bench
Eyeing Dar Qat mobs with bad intent
Magic coming out his nose
Finger of Death prepared, wearing epic robes
Mindsunder my friend

[Lycurgus]

Climbing Coal chamber.
Metallic “tinks” sound as I
bounce gently from walls.

[Viltijen]

"I cry out for magic, I feel it dancing in the light; It was cold, lost my hold To the shadows of the night.

No sign of the mornin' comin', You've been left on your own, Like a rainbow in the dark."

[Beethoven]

What is this? Why am I here? I should be on Shavarath. What is this trickery?
You have done this! You and those pitiful Eladrin! My wrath will burn all of Xendrik.
Destroy them my lieutenants while I bask in the power of the eclipse.

[Galeria]

Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world
She took the lightning rail goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Khorvaire
He took the lightning rail goin' anywhere

A singer in a smokey room
A smell of ale and elf perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on

Shifters waiting, up and down the marketplace
Their shadows searching in the night
Everbright people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night.

Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some bards will sing the blues
Underdark movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

(Chorus)

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Everbright people

[EnjoyTheJourney]

Bounding giants swing.
Cold cuts them down, one by one.
Locked in cave with boss.

Fiery mountaintop,
wrapped in sky while drow pray below.
Lava underfoot.

Ballistae cast shadows
over water, as pirates fight.
All broken lie they.

[Nedime]

You better run for your life if you can, little one, hide your head in the ice little one
Catch you with the dragon that's the end, little one

[DoctorWhofan]

Tempest's Spine

I love Tempest's Spine because it is an old fashioned RAID that involves everyone! Also, I'm the goddess of Tempest's Spine, and everyone should worship me by doing that raid.

[Jasparion]

Just. Rocks.

[pokeoutyoureardrums]

Acute delerium has dancing furniture and a soundtrack variation of the theme of disney's version of the sorcerer's apprentice. Enough said.

Move, bed,
Get out the way!
Get out the way, bed,
Get out the way!

Uhoh! Xor-i-at's out!
It's bout to close your-
Mind out!
Get that shelf back!
Guard for real!
Somethin' wrong
Wardrobe can't stay still!