Plate Armor Does NOT Need. . .

[danzig138]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

[silence383]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

Not signed. lol

[Missing_Minds]

all models do not need skulls on every friggen thing worn.

[badbob117]

Really? you are complaining about the cleavage..

Careful what you wish for. Turbine may go and add on a huge ugly cosmetic skin of a lopsided shoulder pad over all that cleavage!

[oradafu]

Really? you are complaining about the cleavage..

Careful what you wish for. Turbine may go and add on a huge ugly cosmetic skin of a lopsided shoulder pad over all that cleavage!

I too thought this thread was going to be about the overabundance of asymmetrical pauldrons on heavy armor.

[Postumus]

High fantasy without cleavage is like Anime without, well, cleavage.

[Demaril]

i have to say it would be nice to have some armour that actually covered a few of my organs, iguess atleast we dont have the option like they have in Guildwars 2 which on a female character essentially boils down to how big do you want your breasts

[katz]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

LOL


all models do not need skulls on every friggen thing worn.


true...




maybe should try leather. seriously...
http://i.imgur.com/ZEeQ1.jpg?1
i feel like i have NO boobs in this thing :(
and what's with that little wing over my knee. are they seriously trying to guide a blade right into my kneecap?


this doesn't have cleavage either
http://i.imgur.com/kEcbu.jpg?1


does it still count as cleavage if it's just a vaguely boob-shaped breastplate? oh, and hey look! PAULDRONS!
http://i.imgur.com/2bHOJ.jpg
plus it makes my a** square. :eek:


meh.

[LOOON375]

This thread is the best late Christmas present evah..........

[arminius]

OK, then, cleavage on male armor too.

What?

OTOH, I guess that means the females will have to take Greater Cleavage to stay ahead of the curve. Power creep, man, power creep.

[katz]

hey hey... i already have cleavage and great cleavage on my bard... what more do i need? :D

[MarQuileth]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

I agree cleavage on female toons is not needed....but is VERY much enjoyed!!!

[Daemoneyes]

Is this is a Sorceress in Red Dragon Robe with Supreme Cleavage?

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg3/noticiasdapovoa/noticias%20da%20povoa/lovette3.jpg

[arminius]

Is this is a Sorceress in Red Dragon Robe with Supreme Cleavage?


No, not a Sorc because that character obviously dumped Chr.

Try this one, she only dumped Int and Wis.

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/120903/katy_perry_sexy_hot_celeb_cleavage_boobs_photo_184 8krk-1848la2.jpg?x=400&q=80&n=1&sig=2kRcMkBYfnLjKwtAcXlxMQ--

[bigolbear]

hey hey... i already have cleavage and great cleavage on my bard... what more do i need? :D

splash barb for supreme cleavage ;)

[arminius]

splash barb for supreme cleavage ;)

Supreme Cleavage is so exhausting it takes 10 hit points away every time you activate it.

Kind of makes the sacrifices of pointy high heels and foundation garments pale in comparison, huh? Maybe Katy Perry has a cleric or two in that entrourage of hers, to keep her topped off.

[Postumus]

LOL


this doesn't have cleavage either
http://i.imgur.com/kEcbu.jpg?1



What is the deal with the boots? They look like giant bird talons. House C can make the lightning rail, warforged, and flying ships but they can't design a stylish yet functional boot?

[Gkar]

Is this is a Sorceress in Red Dragon Robe with Supreme Cleavage?

Can't be a sorceress, that's definatley a low charisma male TS with breast implants.

[stoopid_cowboy]

This is a true Sorc! Fairly high charisma, but totally dumped int and wis! :D
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/jessicasimpson/jessica_simpson1ALT_300_400.jpg


No, cleavage is not necessary, but it does add a lot of enjoyment. I am just waiting for the "Large guild breast augments" :D

yuda

p.s. best thread EVAR

[Noopleh]

I approve this thread.

[katz]

What is the deal with the boots? They look like giant bird talons. House C can make the lightning rail, warforged, and flying ships but they can't design a stylish yet functional boot?

actually, that pointed toe is a known and existing piece of armor called a sabaton or solleret.


http://i.imgur.com/ODmPz.jpg


mostly see it on armor meant for a mounted knight. probably either for ease of inserting the foot into the stirrup (for the same reason cowboy boots have pointed toes) and/or kicking someone in the face while mounted.


/SCAdian sidetrack off


back to cleavage discussions!


http://i.imgur.com/64Tzh.jpg :D

[Ungood]

Good thing the mobs only aim for the Shiny Parts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8).

[fco-karatekid]

What is the deal with the boots? They look like giant bird talons. House C can make the lightning rail, warforged, and flying ships but they can't design a stylish yet functional boot?

Looks like Lucchese made them... http://www.lucchese.com/files/products250_big.jpg

[Daemoneyes]

This is a true Sorc! Fairly high charisma, but totally dumped int and wis! :D
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/celebdatabase/jessicasimpson/jessica_simpson1ALT_300_400.jpg


No, cleavage is not necessary, but it does add a lot of enjoyment. I am just waiting for the "Large guild breast augments" :D

yuda

p.s. best thread EVAR

bääh
that Face reminds me of a Horse :D
her body isnt bad but i like more cleavage and my woman must have some flesh on them. this one looks like it didnt get feed in a while...

[Daemoneyes]

@Boots
Afaik these Schnabel-Schuhe were more of a style thing.

[Daemoneyes]

Cleavage just because the character model is female. It's stupid and juvenile. Please change it.

I would vote for an option to go either for sexy armor or realistic.
Also i think there would be lots of money to get from us juvenile and cleavage loving nerds, so turbine should make armor realistic and sell halfnekkid armor kits :D

[Daemoneyes]

No, not a Sorc because that character obviously dumped Chr.

Try this one, she only dumped Int and Wis.

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/120903/katy_perry_sexy_hot_celeb_cleavage_boobs_photo_184 8krk-1848la2.jpg?x=400&q=80&n=1&sig=2kRcMkBYfnLjKwtAcXlxMQ--

uhh nah that face..
anyway who is this? some sort of c prominence?
ah lol just saw it in the link, never liked her

[Franke]

Some good options here http://womenfighters.tumblr.com/

But it's been discussed before and has been ignored thus far.

[arminius]

uhh nah that face..
anyway who is this? some sort of c prominence?
ah lol just saw it in the link, never liked her

Yeah that's not the best face picture, but the better pictures that also showed cleavage were all huge and I didn't want to take up the whole page.

I always imagine Zooey Deschanel's face on there anyway, so I don't notice above the neck that much.

[thunir]

It would be worth a feat slot to me?

[Galeria]

It's been discussed numerous times but I don't think the art department is listening to us.

Maybe those huge pauldrons sell more than we realize.

I know the pole dancer outfits sell, though, so those aren't going anywhere. One day, the head of marketing and the head of art will get together and realize how many more armor kits they could sell if they made classy female armor kits available as well as skimpy ones...

[Daemoneyes]

It's been discussed numerous times but I don't think the art department is listening to us.

Maybe those huge pauldrons sell more than we realize.

I know the pole dancer outfits sell, though, so those aren't going anywhere. One day, the head of marketing and the head of art will get together and realize how many more armor kits they could sell if they made classy female armor kits available as well as skimpy ones...

this
but they also really need to get rid of that hunchback of notre dame style...

[Missing_Minds]

hey hey... i already have cleavage and great cleavage on my bard... what more do i need? :D

supreme cleavage?

[jandhaer]

Good thing the mobs only aim for the Shiny Parts (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8).

barb: (thump) "OOOOO... RIGHT IN THE SHINY PART !!"

lol

seen it before and still dang funny

[Zachski]

Breastplates should not literally conform to the breasts.

Creates a structural weakness and, if taken advantage of, could cause great harm.

Any warrior or armor enthusiast worth their salt knows that women and men would wear the same **** armor because it offers the same **** protection.

[Vellrad]

No, not a Sorc because that character obviously dumped Chr.

Try this one, she only dumped Int and Wis.

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/120903/katy_perry_sexy_hot_celeb_cleavage_boobs_photo_184 8krk-1848la2.jpg?x=400&q=80&n=1&sig=2kRcMkBYfnLjKwtAcXlxMQ--


uhh nah that face..
anyway who is this? some sort of c prominence?
ah lol just saw it in the link, never liked her


I think its one of this wave of modern bards, who dump their perfom skill, and must hire artificers to make up for it with their shiny toyz...

[HatsuharuZ]

Breastplates should not literally conform to the breasts.

Creates a structural weakness and, if taken advantage of, could cause great harm.

Any warrior or armor enthusiast worth their salt knows that women and men would wear the same **** armor because it offers the same **** protection.

There SHOULD be breastplate that conforms to the breasts in the game. Of course it'll have to have penalties to fortification and AC, but a circumstance bonus to all charisma-based skill checks except for intimidation. Naturally, only hagglebot characters will wear it. :P

[Syllph]

This thread is pretty silly. You guys are arguing over pixels.

We play a game with talking Kobalds, where we can swim through lava, fall a mile and keep running, throw fireballs and die daily just to come back to life..... and you're arguing over the non-realism in fantasy boob-coverage?

/facepalm

[Rian]

It could be worse...

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8446/7775776818_88e578d35f_z.jpg

Courtesy of http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=393407


but, seriously... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOhsSqOYsmc)

[MRMechMan]

Pecs sells?

[Charononus]

It could be worse...

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8446/7775776818_88e578d35f_z.jpg

Courtesy of http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=393407


but, seriously... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOhsSqOYsmc)

I'm upset by the time I pulled one of these on my male toon they had added an undershirt for the male version, I was looking forward to disturbing puggers.

[Zachski]

This thread is pretty silly. You guys are arguing over pixels.

We play a game with talking Kobalds, where we can swim through lava, fall a mile and keep running, throw fireballs and die daily just to come back to life..... and you're arguing over the non-realism in fantasy boob-coverage?

/facepalm

Suspension of disbelief, foo.

[jbleargh]

I'm upset by the time I pulled one of these on my male toon they had added an undershirt for the male version, I was looking forward to disturbing puggers.

Oh... They changed it? :(

I was trying to get one of these for my Horc barb since a saw that screenshot.

[jejeba86]

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Cleavage_9529d5_484673.jpg

[LOOON375]

If that offends you, you must be a peach in CitW runs where melees spend 10 minutes motorboating between Lolth's boobage.

[katz]

only the horcs can reach that high. everyone else gets an eye-full of bellybutton. :rolleyes:

[Postumus]

If that offends you, you must be a peach in CitW runs where melees spend 10 minutes motorboating between Lolth's boobage.

I almost choked on my cough drop when I read this. :)

[cdbd3rd]

hey hey... i already have cleavage and great cleavage on my bard... what more do i need? :D

Am amazed that one didn't get the obligatory SSOIDH reply. :p



This thread is pretty silly. You guys are arguing over pixels.

We play a game with talking Kobalds, where we can swim through lava, fall a mile and keep running, throw fireballs and die daily just to come back to life..... and you're arguing over the non-realism in fantasy boob-coverage?

/facepalm


Yes. Yes, we are. We're nerds. It's what we do.



I think we should demand equal treatment between male & female characters & racial equality...
Toplessness should not be restricted to just male dwarves! (nor just to LOTRO!)
http://casualstrolltomordor.com/2012/10/dwarves-bare-chested-cosmetic/

:D

[FranOhmsford]

I think we should demand equal treatment between male & female characters & racial equality...
Toplessness should not be restricted to just male dwarves! (nor just to LOTRO!)
http://casualstrolltomordor.com/2012/10/dwarves-bare-chested-cosmetic/

:D

I'm starting to think that Turbine needs to send the guy who runs LotRO's store over here and send ours over there!

I will echo what at least one person said in the replies - Where's the Chest Hair?

And what a few people have said about LotRO's Store this past month - LotRO should remain as close to the Lore as possible!
DDO However...Doesn't have this issue in quite the same way.

[Daemoneyes]

pahh lotro is for hellokitty freaks
the only real dwarfs are from Warhammer!

http://wallpaper.goodfon.com/image/331694-1920x1080.jpg