The Hatchery

[CThruTheEgo]

Your treatment was a success! The patient has been cleansed of the disease.

[CThruTheEgo]

The crystal assimilator blazes with fresh power!



A blazing ruby beam strikes the warforged titan with tremendous force!

[bringjoy]

No tourists!

[Sardonica]

This furniture is hardened..This furniture...This...This furniture is hardened by scars from previous battles. It will be tougher to kill than beds or bookshelves that have never seen combat before.

[Shtinkie]

I'm a double barrel Kobold. I'm a koblold on tha edge.

[katz]

This job sucks!

was my ringtone on my phone for a while. was great fun till the boss' wife heard it. then it was embarrassing. good thing she thought it was funny. LOL

[karl_k0ch]

You see a strange hulking figure. Could this be ... the general manager?

[Shtinkie]

Ohhh I wouldn't go in there...





My all time favourite.

[tigerlilli]

You laugh at Har-Har? Har-Har funny to you?

[DarkForte]

Bendix has ordered your death!

[Nedime]

Bendix has ordered your death! OMG ! best DM voice in the game, coming ex aequo with "a soft feminine voice" and "the gateway is duwn hurrrrrrry"

[dlsidhe]

Look out! It's casting something nasty!

[drwho1985]

I think I will take you back to shaverath and have you put to the question. (What question?)

Did they eat it?

[DarkForte]

OMG ! best DM voice in the game, coming ex aequo with "a soft feminine voice" and "the gateway is duwn hurrrrrrry"

Pity they're changing it on u17 :(

[Kneemu]

So you got four, halfway there

[Aedra1]

"Somewhere in the distance... a single low-pitched bell chimes."

[walkingwolfmike]

This small crevasse feels safe and secure.

[DarkForte]

Find, and defeat his undying soul!

[Khoa37]

A large green dragon has made this cavern his lair.

[CaptainFantasy]

''Creatures of darkness, come to protect your master! Destroy them, my hounds!''

[phalaeo]

Warriors of House Dun'Robar, Attack!

Actually, it says "Warrios" instead of Warriors. I hope it never changes, lol.

[katz]

Actually, it says "Warrios" instead of Warriors. I hope it never changes, lol.

warrio?
http://i.imgur.com/hJMatVA.jpg
:D

[Aedra1]

Actually, it says "Warrios" instead of Warriors. I hope it never changes, lol.

I had hoped they would never change "he Thirsty One" as well, but they did. :(

[Eric_the_Dead]

"Nooo! Kobold foreman too handsome to die!"


and

". . . pork products!"

[DarkForte]

For one hoping to end their existence, this ledge is the perfect place to leap from.

[CThruTheEgo]

Additional Note: storing personal belongings in the collection box is frowned upon.



His hulking corpse remains undead, seek it out!



This portal churns with insanity, daring you to discover what it hides.

[BruceTheHoon]

Gnoll sharpshooters have a distinct advantage within the confines of Windlasher Canyon.

[DarkForte]

It's you again! What does it take to make you give up? My Abishai minions... come, destroy the mortal pests!

[RangerOne]

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This is my favorite one.

[Naramsin]

I had hoped they would never change "he Thirsty One" as well, but they did. :(

Please say he is now Teh Thirsty One?

[mroks28]

The Hatchery.

That is all.

ah yes takes me back 3 years lol

[DarkForte]

As Kai-Teng meets his fate, the gates open.

[Sardonica]

A massive tree has fallen here, forming a convenient, if unconventional bridge.

[MRMechMan]

"It's red. Too red! Put it back in!"

[Nedime]

When all you have is a barrel everything looks like a crystal

[DanteEnFuego]

(Say): Jeets Shimis says, 'Ha, I still got plenty of stamina! I can go all night long!'

[DarkForte]

You've never heard of a beholder serving a drow... or anyone else!

[Galeria]

Euphonia does not want <whatever junk you tried to put in the hatbox>

[Vellrad]

"Oh no! It's Zandos d'Kundarak the vile!"

"I recognize this mortal! Its Zandos d'Kundarak who slain mighty red dragon Velah!"


A MIMIC CARRYING AN ARTIFACT OF UNIMAGINABLE EVIL. YUM!"

There's only one hero with strenght and cruelty to avenge the fallen heroes of Tharash arena.
I give you the king of killers, the merciless murderer, the terror in the night! Deadheart the Unbeaten!

Deadheart the Unbeaten says: "I will devourer your children!"

[Nedime]

Cheese will solve everything

[DarkForte]

Beyond this portal lies Suulomades, architect of the Infernal Portal.

[Aedra1]

"Almost done," the seer screams. "Not much longer."


(one of the best changes in Giant Hold is the new voice overs)

[Nedime]

"Almost done," (snip) "Not much longer."



That's what she said

[DanteEnFuego]

The old seers sound like really creepy old man pedophiles. Very happy with changes.

[Jevern]

I am *war*. I am deeestruction!

[DarkForte]

The only way forward is into the swampy muck.

[Battlehawke]

She whispered "what is that"?

[DarkForte]

The kobold shouts draconic obscenities in your general direction.

[Battlehawke]

She reaches a little farther "are there two?"

[DemonStorm333]

"MY ancestors bones" says the seer "made to fight against me"

[Kahath]

"Across the bridge, and up the cliff awaits the third seer."

Most epic narrated line in DDO.
RIP 2007-2013

You have now removed another piece of awesome DDO history. I'm sad. :(

[DemonStorm333]

this will not do at all deciples serve me in death

[DarkForte]

The artifact isn't where the House Phiarlan representative said it would be.

[Chaimberland]

Kobold still hate you.

[DarkForte]

The stench of smoke wafts down the corridor.

[Hobgoblin]

i thought i smelled something burning, looks like we are gonna need a new skinny

[Battlehawke]

The skies began to Darken......

[Lehmu]

You did not have to come here to die. Once I cast reaver's bane, you would die by the door, you would die in the hallway...

You would die in france. You would die in seas and oceans. You would die with growing confidence and growing strengh in the air. You won't defend your stormreach, whatever the effort may be. You would die in the beaches. You would die in the landing grounds. You would die in the fields and in the streets. You would die in the hills. You would never stop wiping.

[TazMan098]

A gelatinous cube!......

[Philibusta]

The three outhouses are labeled "men's", "women's", and "warforged".

[TeacherSyn]

Hop into Gianthold and find an explorer point or journal point. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Is it just me, or does the Stormreaver (big Giant) sound more like he's trying to be an Ent (big giant TREE) from the "Lord of the Rings" movies? I keep expecting him to talk about missing Entlings and calling me a little Hobbit.

Worse, the Truthful One's narration is so hammy that I keep imagining the bag of bones with a black hat and a Snidely Whiplash villainous curly mustache, twirling it in glee and making a MUH-HA-HA-HA maniacal cackle.

That's your cue to add in the giantish and draconic ham from this area, folks. :)

[thomascoolone64]

"Har har har, Idiotic Teifling! You cannot steal Youth from one who is immortal!"

~Suulomades

"The trip to the lost Moon will be traumatic, Do not abandon your quest yet... Trust in the Shroud!"

[thomascoolone64]

Is it just me Or am i reading these quotes in there actual voices? :P

[BOgre]

Is it just me...

You're complaining that Turbine hired real voice actors for Epic GH? You prefer cheesy male voices trying to imitate women? Or GG's monotone telling us this hallway is trapped? Or, more to the point, you prefer hearing "The Hatcher-The Hatch-The-The Hatchery-The Village"???

Keep up the good work Turbine. Most of us LOVE the extra mile you went with eGH voice over.

[Silverleafeon]

You're complaining that Turbine hired real voice actors for Epic GH? You prefer cheesy male voices trying to imitate women? Or GG's monotone telling us this hallway is trapped? Or, more to the point, you prefer hearing "The Hatcher-The Hatch-The-The Hatchery-The Village"???

Keep up the good work Turbine. Most of us LOVE the extra mile you went with eGH voice over.

+1

[Arlannis]

I thought both of the GH principals were a bit... hammily overdone, I suppose, at first. But the fact that they're so consistently the same has caused them to grow on me. I guess you could say they stopped sounding like extreme voice-acting and have started sounding like extreme personalities, which is kind of the point.

And now back on topic:

Nooo! That kobold's favorite thing-a-ma-thing thing!

[Nissebror]

Sully? As in the famed trapmaker?

[Nédime]

I miss my hatchery title, lost it in the forum change.
That's why kobolds can't have nice things cause you steal them

[morkahn82]

The

[psteen1]

The

Truly, this an epic quote, as evidenced by the length of time it has remained a transition screen.

Morkahn deserves to be given a hatchery title posthaste immediately.

+ infinity to you, sir.

[Stretchicus]

You prefer cheesy male voices trying to imitate women? .
They left that in epic GH, as far as I can remember. Case in point: A Cry for Help. I only ever run that quest for the voiceover now.

"Help, somebody, please!"

[bennyson]

You have failed me for the last time Morley!

[Rougemastert]

"My VIP account gives me special access"
--Zircon

[katz]

You're complaining that Turbine hired real voice actors for Epic GH? You prefer cheesy male voices trying to imitate women? Or GG's monotone telling us this hallway is trapped? Or, more to the point, you prefer hearing "The Hatcher-The Hatch-The-The Hatchery-The Village"???

Keep up the good work Turbine. Most of us LOVE the extra mile you went with eGH voice over.


the real voice actors are nice, don't get me wrong. very nice. i DO like them.... HOWEVER... the "cheesy" ones are great too, because it really gives you the sense of playing DnD sitting around the table listening to your DM sitting next to you behind his little screen imitating all the voices in the campaign... opposite sex and monstrous and all. i get a kick out of it

[BOgre]

the real voice actors are nice, don't get me wrong. very nice. i DO like them.... HOWEVER... the "cheesy" ones are great too, because it really gives you the sense of playing DnD sitting around the table listening to your DM sitting next to you behind his little screen imitating all the voices in the campaign... opposite sex and monstrous and all. i get a kick out of it

Agreed. "Trust in the Shroud"

[brian14]

the real voice actors are nice, don't get me wrong. very nice. i DO like them.... HOWEVER... the "cheesy" ones are great too, because it really gives you the sense of playing DnD sitting around the table listening to your DM sitting next to you behind his little screen imitating all the voices in the campaign... opposite sex and monstrous and all. i get a kick out of it
I see your point, but for me it does not work. I downright hate cheesy voiceovers such as Cry for Help and Shroud. Introductions to Mabar and Crystal Cove are okay.

Is the djinn in Coal Chamber voiced by a professional actor? I really like that one.

[TeacherSyn]

If you bother to read the dossiers, at the start of the High Road quest, "Detour," here's a snippet about Song (http://ddowiki.com/page/Song) (a harder mini-boss with all her spell wards about her, not to mention her spell casting):

"Mad Sorceress, Mistress of Storms. Song and Dom appear to have a long-standing friendship from their youth. No one knows why Song bestowed the "Mistress of Storms" moniker upon herself. Her arcane powers over the forces of nature are quite limited, and there doesn't appear to be any group that formally recognizes her title. In my experience, she's bat-guano crazy, so it may be a product of her condition."

[Nédime]

"My VIP account gives me special access"
--Zircon

Yeah Zircon is definitely P2W :D

[Psiandron]

I see your point, but for me it does not work. I downright hate cheesy voiceovers such as Cry for Help and Shroud. Introductions to Mabar and Crystal Cove are okay.

Is the djinn in Coal Chamber voiced by a professional actor? I really like that one.


You hate the cheesy voiceover in Cry for Help?

You do understand that that whole quest is about a Rakshasa doing a bad impersonation of a distressed female, right?




oh and "Bwahahahahahahahaha" -- Tremas

[Kristii]

"Oi! Can you talk? Speak to me!"

[Praya20]

Most of us LOVE the extra mile you went with eGH voice over.

Yes, but i will never forgtet my favorite in Madstone....

..."Just a little longer!"

In that almost constipated tone :)

[sirgog]

I'm a great fan of slightly changing voiceovers.



"Kobold kill all! Kobold omnicidal!" (And a variant not suited to these forums related to the, uh, alleged promiscuity of kobolds)

Or, say Arraetrikos' words in Shroud part 5 in the voice of the kobolds... try it in a PUG sometime...

[cereth]

"You have slain the last cultist, thuth protecticting the Cannith Crystal and saving Korthos."

[Such755]

Kobold always hate you! Kobold remember waterworks...

[voodoogroves]

Hate magnet ... aw ...

[Tscheuss]

You're awake! Hoy, you ain't undead, are you?

[cdbd3rd]

"Hydrophobia" mean anything to ya?

Yep. Means Jeets has Rabies. :)


(All the rest of the lines I thought of have been taken as well, so...yeah.)

[TitusOvid]

This must be the hellish lair where the Wizard-King summoned Lailat to Eberron. The air is sulfurous and corrupt.

[Shindurza]

The stink of this underground storehouse is indescribable. What trollish habits could have created such a startling bouquet of smells?

If that was a little to basic for you, then I offer words of infinite wisdom...from a slime:

Guck says, ''*squish* *plop* *squish*''

[Brandwynn]

You notice something strange about the wall to the west..

[C-Dog]

Drexelhand spits a curse and swears "I will return again before collapsing in a heap of bones!"

(well, or words to that effect...)

[Frogger1234]

Two of my favorite lines are:
Another fire elemental lurks ahead, watching you with eyes that smolder like dying stars.
and
The Iron Maw is now empty, save for all the corpses.

And there is always the classic:
A kobold worker has died.

[The_Human_Cypher]

The Hatchery.

That is all.

Does anyone know the name of the voice actor that did the Dungeon Master narration for 'The Spawn of Whisperdoom' and a number of other DDO quests? That actor also did much of the voice work for Asheron's Call 2.

[Ganak]

The Hatchery hates you.

That is all.