Silverware

[gphysalis]

I think that there should be silverware items, they would make amusing weapons.

Firstly, there is already a napkin, so adding more tableware would not be unreasonable.
(The napkin is from Gianthold, and so should become epic soon)

Secondly, the ideal location for the silverware would be in the harbor.
It would be a great adventure trying to loot a kobold's silverware drawer.

For anyone who doesn't know, the kobold's silverware drawer is traditionally trapped, often recursively.
(I.E. you take the spoon, the fork stabs you; you take the fork, the knife slices your hand off; you take the knife, and the spoon bashes you)

[OrodelaSol]

LOL...ive seen stranger things on here i must say...why not?

[Thalone]

You are playing the wrong game! (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Mysticality_weapons)

[Missing_Minds]

Meh... I use a spoon in game and clean my teeth with a toothpick afterwards.

http://ddowiki.com/page/Murlynd%27s_Spoon

http://ddowiki.com/page/Toothpick

[Zorth]

Flare and fluff is always welcome and makes a game better. This game lacks fluff and flare.

[gphysalis]

Meh... I use a spoon in game and clean my teeth with a toothpick afterwards.

http://ddowiki.com/page/Murlynd%27s_Spoon

http://ddowiki.com/page/Toothpick

Nice,
I forgot about the toothpick

The spoon doesn't really do anything interesting though

[Silverwren]

Heh heh, I have a level 20 monk named Silverware, so I thought you were hollering at me for a minute. :D

[donfilibuster]

I recall a campaign where if it occured to you to detect magic on the dinning table you'll find a butterknife +2.
Was of course serious business the moment you met the resident vampire. Think it was in some dragonlance book.

Other famous silverware is the candlestick, by colonel mustard, in the library :D

[bibliomane]

I want a titanium spork.

This is all.

[Silverwren]

I want a titanium spork.

Yeah, with the ability to fling KFC coleslaw for a 1d4+2 base damage.

That's the ticket!