congratulations, you have been selected!

[Combat_Wombat]

Greetings Sir or Madame,

The Demise of Sanity Recruitment Advisory Council has permitted me to create this one time opportunity. We are looking to fill our ranks before the release of the upcoming expansion Menence of the Underdark. We are exciting and well established guild that has been around since the server opened. We do much raiding, questing and are NUMBER ONE capture the flag guild on Cannith.

The application is a multi-step affair so I have graciously made this post to guide future members through the process.

APPLICATION
Age:
Sex:
Location:
Characters:
Playtime:
Adventure Packs Owner/VIP Stutus:

Applications must include a 1550 Turbine Point Code to cover the one time processing fee. The link is available here. This fee is minor compared to large loot quantities that will be available to you upon joining the guild.
http://store.digitalriver.com/store/turbine/buy/productID.234370800/quantity.1

Applications can be sent via Private Message using this link. Remember please include point code with application.
http://forums.ddo.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=320136

Faithfully yours,
RisenPhoenix, Esq.
Demise of Sanity Chief Recruiting Officer

[Shadow7375]

People paying you 1550 TP to become a member of your guild ? Interesting ....

[fco-karatekid]

People paying you 1550 TP to become a member of your guild ? Interesting ....

not the word i"d"ve used.

[arjiwan]

I am still waiting for the punchline.

[Zonixx]

O_o

[Kmnh]

Do new guildies get a pony? Or at least a Cranium Rat?

I figure the TP is to buy a ship or something, but it still sounds funny.

[Senator]

I smell a cranium!

[Fomori]

Do new guildies get a pony? Or at least a Cranium Rat?

I figure the TP is to buy a ship or something, but it still sounds funny.
Vermin Supreme, with his pony policy, is still the better choice over the OP!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

[Quarterling]

Read this through a couple of times.

I really can't tell if the OP is joking or not...

[Zonixx]

Applications must include a 1550 Turbine Point Code to cover the one time processing fee. The link is available here. This fee is minor compared to large loot quantities that will be available to you upon joining the guild.
http://store.digitalriver.com/store/turbine/buy/productID.234370800/quantity.1


Large loot quantities... don't you meant large quantities of loot?

Sorry I was re-reading this line 500 times and this caught me finally.

[Dandonk]

Read this through a couple of times.

I really can't tell if the OP is joking or not...

I take the OP as a joke.

I hope it's a joke.

If not...

... ouch...

[OpallNotten]

Read this through a couple of times.

I really can't tell if the OP is joking or not...

I am hoping that they are j/k

But I failed to see a "j/k"
Or a :)
Or ;)

Only time will tell.....

[Senator]

alcohol ?

[Kalevor]

APPLICATION
Age:
Sex:


One question... if i am a woman about 18 and my apparence is like Angelina Jolie we can negociate a price reduction????

;D

post me plz [smuak]

[Senator]

One question... if i am a woman about 18 and my apparence is like Angelina Jolie we can negociate a price reduction????

;D

post me plz [smuak]

Join my guild ........... I'll pay you !!

[Tid12]

From Argo, my big LOL echoed in the other servers probably.

[Buggss]

:D

But but but.... they're top at capture the flag!!!!!

WOW!!!

Where's my wallet quick....

:rolleyes:

[OpallNotten]

You call this mild? Haha!

I wasn't the OP, but I got my feelings hurt.

:P

lol:p

/hug



~Opall~

[lronEnema]

Greetings Sir or Madame,

The Demise of Sanity Recruitment Advisory Council has permitted me to create this one time opportunity. We are looking to fill our ranks before the release of the upcoming expansion Menence of the Underdark. We are exciting and well established guild that has been around since the server opened. We do much raiding, questing and are NUMBER ONE capture the flag guild on Cannith.

The application is a multi-step affair so I have graciously made this post to guide future members through the process.

APPLICATION
Age:
Sex:
Location:
Characters:
Playtime:
Adventure Packs Owner/VIP Stutus:

Applications must include a 1550 Turbine Point Code to cover the one time processing fee. The link is available here. This fee is minor compared to large loot quantities that will be available to you upon joining the guild.
http://store.digitalriver.com/store/turbine/buy/productID.234370800/quantity.1

Applications can be sent via Private Message using this link. Remember please include point code with application.
http://forums.ddo.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=320136

Faithfully yours,
RisenPhoenix, Esq.
Demise of Sanity Chief Recruiting Officer

Wish I could -1 rep this sort of trash

[OpallNotten]

Dammit - I gotta get some more rep so that I can -1 rep this sort of trash

I am a giving person:)

Took care of that for you:D


But I almost wanted to charge you at least 500TP for doing that.


~Opall~

[Zogdor]

All I can say is wow.

I really hope people on Cannith are not so desperate as to have to pay TP to join a guild... even if it is number 1 at capture the flag (lol).

[gDra]

At first I thought telling the name of the author will get you in trouble,
then ... :D

[BigSlugger]

+1 for making me laugh

[narples326]

Sent PM


Eager in hopes of glorious riches that await me!

[Theender]

Combat Wombat, you broke my Poe's-Law-o-meter. I hope you're happy.

[thwart]

I am thinking about applying. I am the #1 piker on my server. I do require a 5000 point Turbine card as a signing bonus.

[Missing_Minds]

The Demise of Sanity Recruitment Advisory Council....

DoS RAC?

What does he have against Rent-A-Centers?

[Loromir]

I didn't know people actually played capture the flag in this game.

[Quarterling]

I didn't know people actually played capture the flag in this game.

That's why the guild is #1 at it, they are the only one that does it. ;)

[aarant]

Finally somone to give kmn a run for his money.

[stoerm]

People paying you 1550 TP to become a member of your guild ? Interesting ....

Not to become a member. To apply. :eek:

[Aubcar]

I believe Combat Wombat is a member of ATCZ and this is a gag, (or just fishing for TP).

[Chai]

I knew that once Turbine didnt stop the trading of TP codes for in game goods in a small amount of time the conjecture train would leave the station and this kind of stuff would start happening. Regardless if its a joke or not, it only gets worse from here, as TP integrates itself more and more into becomming currency to barter for in game goods with.

In other news: Buying stock in popcorn might just lift us right out of the entire economic crisis.

Film at 11.

[psykoosi]

I believe Combat Wombat is a member of ATCZ and this is a gag, (or just fishing for TP).

wombats in tribe, only dinosaurs are accepted.

[esheep]

I believe Combat Wombat is a member of ATCZ and this is a gag, (or just fishing for TP).

If you prefer not to take advantage of this very generous limited time offer that is up to you. However we humbly ask that you do not dissuade others from pursuing this opportunity by questioning the legitimacy of our offer.

For more information please visit: http://my.ddo.com/guild-cannith-demise_of_sanity/

In friendship,
Narayana
Demise of Sanity Chief Financial Officer

[Finch_Bloomwhiffler]

wombats in tribe, only dinosaurs are accepted.

That should read "No wombats in tribe, only dinosaurs."

Steel's been freebasing XP again...

[brunothetav]

Made me laught really loud! Thanks for the joke!

[Cordovan]

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