Important DPS question

[Havok.cry]

If a Horc rogue assassin dualweilds 2 halfling ninjas:
How much sneak attack do you get?
Does shadowfade give anything like deception?
Did you roll your eyes yet? Facepalm?
Can the halflings dual weild khopeshes?

[Freeman]

If you are a half-orc paladin dual-wielding halfling paladins, and you all use Smite Evil, how much smiting would actually happen?

[xoowak]

Why ninjas? The optimal DPS against high-fort targets is clearly wielding another assassin while off-handing an AoV FvS for a total of 70% fort reducing goodness.

[Havok.cry]

Why ninjas? The optimal DPS against high-fort targets is clearly wielding another assassin while off-handing an AoV FvS for a total of 70% fort reducing goodness.

AH hadn't considered that route... you'd also have a thumb mounted shoulder cannon and self mass healing. Was thinking ninjas because they would be able to hide and provide automatic sneak attacks

[Krelar]

Doesn't matter a caster that casts summon half-orc then DOTs the boss will still be better DPS

[Havok.cry]

I want a dot that does mental damage. And by mental damage I mean I want it to summon a halfling once every two seconds that tells a short joke every two seconds. Stackable three high.

[FengXian]

All this halfling talk made me hungry...

[chickenmaniac]

3.