A little poetry

[MaximusParthas]

Haiku’s ddo style (DDOku’s)
3 lines 5-7-5 syllables.

Liches

Warforged are machines.
Life is Lichddome’s deadly price.
It doesn’t add up.

NUB

Non Usefull Body
How do I equip thieves tools?
Ninja afk.

Coded language

OMFG
Sry mt brb
EDA? Shr pls.
 
To The Devs

A Lesser TR.
Lost 10 HP AND a feat! (http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=359681&highlight=lesser+tr+lost+coin+lord)
It’s ridiculous.

Leverage.

In at least one tongue,
your name means something nasty.
Don't make me change it.

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MP

[kierg10]

Paladins:

We are very ignored
The devs don't seem to like us
I stopped rolling paladins

[MaximusParthas]

Paladins:

We are very ignored
The devs don't seem to like us
I stopped rolling paladins

nice but yours is 6/7/7
gotta be 5/7/5

[kierg10]

nice but yours is 6/7/7
gotta be 5/7/5

i just noticed how i messed up, thanks for the correction....although it has been a while.

Here i will correct it:

Paladins:
We are ignored lots
The devs don't seem to like us
Paladins have cried

Edit: yes I know it is 5/7/5

and here is another DDOku:

Drow:

Dark as the night is;
Enticing, dangerous and
Masters of magic

[CheeseMilk]

Paladins:

too many choices
not enough points for cool things
math is... hard

[kierg10]

Paladins:

too many choices
not enough points for cool things
math is... hard

LoL

[CheeseMilk]

nerf my casters, eh?
remember that next time i'm
flagging you for ToD

-

player v player
like Fight Club's "self-improvement"
fighting with one hand

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Oh, Suulomades
I can't even tell if your
name fits this haiku

[MaximusParthas]

i just noticed how i messed up, thanks for the correction....although it has been a while.

Here i will correct it:

Paladins:
We are ignored lots
The devs don't seem to like us
Paladins have cried

Edit: yes I know it is 5/7/5

and here is another DDOku:

Drow:

Dark as the night is;
Enticing, dangerous and
Masters of magic

great work. :) I like the drow ddoku. very visual.

[MaximusParthas]

nerf my casters, eh?
remember that next time i'm
flagging you for ToD

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player v player
like Fight Club's "self-improvement"
fighting with one hand

-

Oh, Suulomades
I can't even tell if your
name fits this haiku


LM@O @#1 and #3 was clever indeed.

[MaximusParthas]

Paladins:

too many choices
not enough points for cool things
math is... hard

hahaha math is hard for realz

[kierg10]

great work. :) I like the drow ddoku. very visual.

thanks :) i did pretty well in the poetry unit in grade 8

[tinyelvis]

So what are the rules?
Three lines 5-7-5, correct?
Nope, I can't do it.

[Lalangamena]

urm

Solo butchers-path, TR
kobolds fall dead by my sword
like blossoms in gale.


farming TOD boots part
weeks on weeks untill complete
forget to wear them

[MaximusParthas]

So what are the rules?
Three lines 5-7-5, correct?
Nope, I can't do it.

ah. I saw what you i here :) and i liked it.

[MaximusParthas]

urm

Solo butchers-path, TR
kobolds fall dead by my sword
like blossoms in gale.


farming TOD boots part
weeks on weeks untill complete
forget to wear them

your syllable count is off a few :P

[cru121]

Druids... why are they
coming with a drow goddess?
Lloth sucks, druids rock.


The Shroud

Four hundred sixty
hit points. And yet, slain again,
by Arraetrikos.

Why do I still die
in the Thirteenth Eclipse raid?
In phase five! Blame lag.

Discrimination
another character lives
below 3-0-0

Might evasion be
the very important key
to the survival?


Surprises of Life
Writing haikus on forums
instead of working

[kierg10]

Korthos island:

Dragons and crazy
old men, wanting to kill a
mind flayer, help me

Sword of shadows:

The sword of shadows
So popular, but so rare
Please just drop for me

Elves:

Forest guardians
Unseen but not forgotten
They will save you all

Dwarves:

Piles of gold,
And drinking barrels of rum,
We are the very best

Humans:

Snobbish and spiteful
Beautiful, powerful, and
Common as a noob

[tinyelvis]

ah. I saw what you i here :) and i liked it.

Now I am confused.
Is this really poetry?
What am I missing.

[CheeseMilk]

the rakshasa's palms
are supposed to face outward
god's sake, stop posting

[Mithril_Hand]

Haggling:
A kobold told me
I trade you weapons for gold
I got them for free


Self Defense:
A mugger appeared
To take my items and gold
Quickened Polar Ray


Knowledge is Power
New guy from Korthos
Admiring his new greataxe
Attacked some gray ooze


A Paladin's Life:
A quest for justice
That is a Paladin's life
Though we are quite gimp

We will smite evil
Evil smites us in return
An endless cycle

Defending the weak
From the abuse of the strong
Order from chaos

Though we lack our mounts
And our DPS is low
The quest continues