To the new guy just hired today at turbine

[MrWizard]

please stay away from the cables connecting the power to thelanis, sarlona, and wayfinder please..

thanks..


noob.

[somenewnoob]

It's up up down down left right left right B A select start

Sheesh.

[Sleepsalot]

Ahh maybe he forgot to take his shoes off so he could count that high to know which ones to not trip over...

Sleeps :D :) :D

[Cyr]

Nah, the culprit is Fernando. He wanted to get more people on the forums to see the expansion news so he unplugged some servers.

[Tolero]

Saw a cobweb. Lolth is now considered a suspect.

Does her chaotic evil know no limits????

[stainer]

Saw a cobweb. Lolth is now considered a suspect.

Does her chaotic evil know no limits????

All will bow before her.

[Cyr]

Saw a cobweb. Lolth is now considered a suspect.

Does her chaotic evil know no limits????

If your guys new marketing plan is to randomly crash servers and blame it on Lolth...get a new marketing plan :)

[Combat_Wombat]

Saw a cobweb. Lolth is now considered a suspect.

Does her chaotic evil know no limits????

lol

[MrWizard]

went to khyber, its crashing it seems like...

[voxson5]

It's up up down down left right left right B A select start

Sheesh.

Mortal Kombat blood code on the genesis?

[stainer]

went to khyber, its crashing it seems like...

Why did you infect Khyber with your cra****is?

[MrWizard]

Why did you infect Khyber with your cra****is?
soon as I logged in the general chat was full of people who could not open banks or quests and I was rubberbanding in the inn..

I promptly logged out so stainer and shade could continue beating portals...

[stainer]

I promptly logged out so stainer and shade could continue beating portals...

Hahahaha

Shade take 37 secs to take down a portal.

I need a full party, and a free afternoon to take one down.

[MrWizard]

Hahahaha

Shade take 37 secs to take down a portal.

I need a full party, and a free afternoon to take one down.

I think they should invent a portal just to mess with shade, one that hits back on all attacks that cause more than 70 points of damage...

:)

like a mimic portal

[Thrudh]

Hahahaha

Shade take 37 secs to take down a portal.

I need a full party, and a free afternoon to take one down.

Shade looks like a gimp compared to an Arcane Archer.... 37 seconds is weak.

[KillEveryone]

Make sure the hamsters pass a physical exam before you hire them to power the servers.

[BoBo2020]

My monk took down a Shroud portal (solo) in just under 10 seconds.

I'm not sure who was more shocked, my raid party or me.

Of course, there may have been a glitch affecting my handwraps at the time.

[Captain_Wizbang]

Yet another reason why you shouldn't bother the kobolds feeding the hamsters.
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/chefricochet/animated/th_kobold-animated.gif (http://s299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/chefricochet/animated/?action=view&current=kobold-animated.gif)
One got out and all helll breaks loose!

Freakin noobs