This is an Unbelievable Outrage! How Dare you!?

[smallstones]

Yes, Yes, this is Eberron and not the real world... Yes, Yes, this is a place of magic, imagination and wonder... But The laws of physics still apply. I don't care that we have boats that fly and monsters with the ability to stop time and all this other stuff, A Ice crystal has SIX! I repeat SIX Sides! This is science fact. Snowflakes may have a infinite variety, but they always have SIX Sides.

Yet here in your splash screen You can clearly see a snowflake with eight sides! This is totally unacceptable, and I demand this be fixed immediately. Not tomorrow, but yesterday. What kind of operation are you running here? I will now hold my breath until this outrage has been corrected.


http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae165/TomThumb_03/snow.gif

[MRH]

Eberron does not need to adhere to real world science facts :D

Eberron snowflakes come in all shapes , sizes, and sides !





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[Qaliya]

That's not a snowflake. He's a really dumb guy about to get hit in the finger by a mutant shuriken.

[Krell]

His wife is dragging him to Walmart to pick out Christmas tree ornaments. That snowflake is plastic and made in China.

[sho-gun]

That's not a snowflake. He's a really dumb guy about to get hit in the finger by a mutant shuriken.

Everyone knows that shurikens do little damage around here ... ;)

[mournbladereigns]

Don't Touch that!!!!!!!! it's a Shavarath blade in disguise!


Yes, Yes, this is Eberron and not the real world... Yes, Yes, this is a place of magic, imagination and wonder... But The laws of physics still apply. I don't care that we have boats that fly and monsters with the ability to stop time and all this other stuff, A Ice crystal has SIX! I repeat SIX Sides! This is science fact. Snowflakes may have a infinite variety, but they always have SIX Sides.

Yet here in your splash screen You can clearly see a snowflake with eight sides! This is totally unacceptable, and I demand this be fixed immediately. Not tomorrow, but yesterday. What kind of operation are you running here? I will now hold my breath until this outrage has been corrected.


http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae165/TomThumb_03/snow.gif

[Memnir]

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[BOgre]

Ok, maybe Eberron's snow isn't made of water, but I'm not picturing a molecule that would make an octagonal crystal. Any chemistry majors in the house? The only condition would be that it can't be a toxic molecule, k?

[DeafeningWhisper]

http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae165/TomThumb_03/snow.gif

Dwarf: What's this? A snowflake with 8 sides!? How is that possible? Wait there's something written on it, I think it says "Today I prepared Explosive Ru..." *BOOOM!*

[sirgog]

Don't Touch that!!!!!!!! it's a Shavarath blade in disguise!

Maybe they should reskin the blades so they look like snowflakes... Not permanently, just for xmas.

[AnYtHiNg23]

Having just recently been making paper snowflakes with my students at school, I logged on and thought exactly the same thing as the OP.

I, on the other hand, don't care that it has eight sides! ^^

What does worry me more is the guy has been chopped in half.

[Aashrym]

Yes, Yes, this is Eberron and not the real world... Yes, Yes, this is a place of magic, imagination and wonder... But The laws of physics still apply. I don't care that we have boats that fly and monsters with the ability to stop time and all this other stuff, A Ice crystal has SIX! I repeat SIX Sides! This is science fact. Snowflakes may have a infinite variety, but they always have SIX Sides.

Yet here in your splash screen You can clearly see a snowflake with eight sides! This is totally unacceptable, and I demand this be fixed immediately. Not tomorrow, but yesterday. What kind of operation are you running here? I will now hold my breath until this outrage has been corrected.

I a wizard. I am busy telling the laws of physics to shut up and sit down.

AKA

I am capable of rearranging the fundamental building blocks of the universe in under 6 seconds with enough time left over to move 30 feet. I am capable of manipulating matter and energy on a subatomic level by speaking. A mere flick of my finger is sufficient to alter the gravitational pull of the planet. I shelve physics texts under "fiction" in my personal library! I consider the Laws of Thermodynamics loose guidelines at best! In short, I am grasping the reins of the universe's carriage, and every morning I wake up, look to the heavens, and shout, "Giddy up, boy!" You may never grasp the complexities of what I do, but at least have the courtesy to feign something other than slack-jawed oblivion in my presence. I, sir, am a wizard, and I break more natural laws before breakfast than of which you are even aware!

AKA

Suck 8-sided magic snowflakes!!! :D

[Havok.cry]

Dwarf: What's this? A snowflake with 8 sides!? How is that possible? Wait there's something written on it, I think it says "Today I prepared Explosive Ru..." *BOOOM!*

Lol awesome, +1 to you sir!

[Simplesimon1979]

I once saw a snowflake in the shape of a beholder

[QuantumFX]

Well, the laws of physics are different in Eberron. If you need proof, go run into an object in the antigrav room in Monastery of the Scorpion. One wrong move and BOOM! You are now being hurled by perpetual motion even though you managed to get slammed into a wall.

Oh, and to paraphrase Captian Jean Luc Picard: THERE… ARE… SIX… POINTS!

[Antheal]

The Dwarf is obviously a Water Savant who used Intelligence as a dump stat.

[EnjoyTheJourney]

Long live 6! And, I suggest that the devs nerf the number 8.

[CheeseMilk]

Physics hasn't been discovered yet.

[lhidda]

That's not a snowflake. He's a really dumb guy about to get hit in the finger by a mutant shuriken.

Hahahaha.



Eberron snowflakes come in all shapes , sizes, and sides !


8 is overpowered. nerf it.

[QuantumFX]

Long live 6! And, I suggest that the devs nerf the number 8.

The last time a number got nerfed this happened (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1cnJ_pOAdQ)!

[Diyon]

He brought it back from Disc World.

[Rasczak]

Oh sure you notice that it has 8 sides but not that it's alone and it's the size of his head as well as it looks sugar coated.....

[red_cardinal]

And the Jester is suffering from "polygonal fingers"!

[Jiipster]

Are you gonna hold your breath? I hope you're not a halfling. You'll turn blue long before the issue's fixed, and then we'll be sued by the owners of the Smurfs.

[Blackmoors]

Maybe they should reskin the blades so they look like snowflakes... Not permanently, just for xmas.

Yeah, perfect suggestion, they will now add cold damage to the blades... nice one :p

[v.p.]

a Water Savant who used Intelligence as a dump stat.

Everybody does so, among good water savants at least ;-)

[oldkraft]

OP, you dont understand 'political correctness' :-)

a six sided star-thing suggests a dirty word.
to some ...;-(

[Dendrix]

It does have 6 sides. You aren't reading it right

[Ebuddy]

/ragequit

[dunklezhan]

Dwarf: What's this? A snowflake with 8 sides!? How is that possible? Wait there's something written on it, I think it says "Today I prepared Explosive Ru..." *BOOOM!*

+1 for OOTS ref :)

[Chauncey1]

Ok, that tears it!
I'm so TOTALLY rage quitting, not only this game, but all MMO's forever...after I get my greensteel done...and TR.
But after that, it's Splitsville!

[Ravoc-DDO]

+1, brilliant find :D

[Hoglum]

I heard that same argument concerning dice a long time ago...

[Thrudh]

The laws of physics are mere guidelines to us wizards.

[mournbladereigns]

Yeah, perfect suggestion, they will now add cold damage to the blades... nice one :p

Well, at least we'll get a save against that damage! Shroud's too hard. Nerf the blades, but add more damage types to them.

[smallstones]

His wife is dragging him to Walmart to pick out Christmas tree ornaments. That snowflake is plastic and made in China.

If this where the case the snowflake would look like the blades in the shroud, and he'd be standing in them. (at least I would)



Are you gonna hold your breath? I hope you're not a halfling. You'll turn blue long before the issue's fixed, and then we'll be sued by the owners of the Smurfs.

Actually, It would be my WarForged that would be holding his breath...



The laws of physics are mere guidelines to us wizards.

Those guildlines anything like "THE CODE"? Cus even the code was enforced sometimes.

[Postumus]

Ok, maybe Eberron's snow isn't made of water, but I'm not picturing a molecule that would make an octagonal crystal. Any chemistry majors in the house? The only condition would be that it can't be a toxic molecule, k?

I think dragon pee crystals might have eight sides... could be that one of Aussicrax's relatives is cruising over the harbor...

[thwart]

Yes, Yes, this is Eberron and not the real world... Yes, Yes, this is a place of magic, imagination and wonder... But The laws of physics still apply. I don't care that we have boats that fly and monsters with the ability to stop time and all this other stuff, A Ice crystal has SIX! I repeat SIX Sides! This is science fact. Snowflakes may have a infinite variety, but they always have SIX Sides.

Yet here in your splash screen You can clearly see a snowflake with eight sides! This is totally unacceptable, and I demand this be fixed immediately. Not tomorrow, but yesterday. What kind of operation are you running here? I will now hold my breath until this outrage has been corrected.


http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae165/TomThumb_03/snow.gif

But if they attempt to fix this issue, my cleric hirelings will start zerging through dungeons again yelling "hjeals please!"

/not signed

[smallstones]

But if they attempt to fix this issue, my cleric hirelings will start zerging through dungeons again yelling "hjeals please!"

/not signed


What... Wait... Your Hireling Clerics don't? How... Mine Complain that my barbarian isn't healing them....

[Aashrym]

+1 for OOTS ref :)

Oh sure, I make 2 OOTS ref's and you only like that one. D'oh. :D

[DeafeningWhisper]

Oh sure, I make 2 OOTS ref's and you only like that one. D'oh. :D

He invested heavily into dex and made his "wall of text" safe :)

[Diyon]

Oh sure, I make 2 OOTS ref's and you only like that one. D'oh. :D

To give them credit, that is a particularly awesome one. I always liked V's ridiculous monologue though.

[Failedlegend]

Yes, Yes, this is Eberron and not the real world... Yes, Yes, this is a place of magic, imagination and wonder... But The laws of physics still apply. I don't care that we have boats that fly and monsters with the ability to stop time and all this other stuff, A Ice crystal has SIX! I repeat SIX Sides! This is science fact. Snowflakes may have a infinite variety, but they always have SIX Sides.

Yet here in your splash screen You can clearly see a snowflake with eight sides! This is totally unacceptable, and I demand this be fixed immediately. Not tomorrow, but yesterday. What kind of operation are you running here? I will now hold my breath until this outrage has been corrected.


http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae165/TomThumb_03/snow.gif

The sad part is this is one of the most legitimate complaints as of late

[Aashrym]

He invested heavily into dex and made his "wall of text" safe :)

I like the explosive runes one better too but I didn't think of it and it was already taken had I. ;)

[Aashrym]

To give them credit, that is a particularly awesome one. I always liked V's ridiculous monologue though.

It's hard not to think of V when anyone mentions physics in a fantasy game ruled by magic. ;)

[Galeria]

Wouldn't that be awesome.... whenever Icy Games are running all the shroud blades look like snowflakes.

[MrkGrismer]

Dwarf: What's this? A snowflake with 8 sides!? How is that possible? Wait there's something written on it, I think it says "Today I prepared Explosive Ru..." *BOOOM!*

Last campaign I ran the rogue never really got it that when the DM said, "It appears to have something written on it..."

:D

[katz]

It's hard not to think of V when anyone mentions physics in a fantasy game ruled by magic. ;)

definitely. ROFL


Yes, Yes, this is Eberron and not the real world... Yes, Yes, this is a place of magic, imagination and wonder... But The laws of physics still apply. I don't care that we have boats that fly and monsters with the ability to stop time and all this other stuff, A Ice crystal has SIX! I repeat SIX Sides! This is science fact. Snowflakes may have a infinite variety, but they always have SIX Sides.

Yet here in your splash screen You can clearly see a snowflake with eight sides! This is totally unacceptable, and I demand this be fixed immediately. Not tomorrow, but yesterday. What kind of operation are you running here? I will now hold my breath until this outrage has been corrected.


http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae165/TomThumb_03/snow.gif

i have ONE thing to say in response to this whole rant.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/15/02c45e25-c5c9-4412-9e81-2d154f41196b.jpg
booyah! :D

[smallstones]

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/15/02c45e25-c5c9-4412-9e81-2d154f41196b.jpg
booyah! :D

I See your Adam and Raise you one Time lord!

http://i968.photobucket.com/albums/ae165/TomThumb_03/davidTennant.jpg

Some things can't be changed.

[NaturalHazard]

well if you got small stones people will walk all over you your whole life, need to enlarged them mineral crystals mate.

[goodspeed]

definitely. ROFL

Quote:
Originally Posted by Aashrym View Post
It's hard not to think of V when anyone mentions physics in a fantasy game ruled by magic.
definitely. ROFL

Quote:
Originally Posted by smallstones View Post
Yes, Yes, this is Eberron and not the real world... Yes, Yes, this is a place of magic, imagination and wonder... But The laws of physics still apply. I don't care that we have boats that fly and monsters with the ability to stop time and all this other stuff, A Ice crystal has [[SIX!]] I repeat [[SIX]] Sides! This is science fact. Snowflakes may have a infinite variety, but they always have [[SIX]] Sides.

Yet here in your splash screen You can clearly see a snowflake with eight sides! This is totally unacceptable, and I demand this be fixed immediately. Not tomorrow, but yesterday. What kind of operation are you running here? I will now hold my breath until this outrage has been corrected.




i have ONE thing to say in response to this whole rant.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/4/15/02c45e25-c5c9-4412-9e81-2d154f41196b.jpg
booyah! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSscaLdO4l4