The Jester of Festivult has returned!

[Festivult_Jester]

I have returned to trade your Festivult Coins for tasty cookies! Click here (http://www.ddo.com/en/news/1801-festivult-2011) to read all about this year's Festivult!

[Cordovan]

Hey, Jester, nice to see you! I hear you'll be around through January 16th, is that right?

[Festivult_Jester]

Hey, Jester, nice to see you! I hear you'll be around through January 16th, is that right?

You are correct!

[mikesharpshooter]

Are we going to jump? :D

[janave]

/del

[Dopey_Power]

Dear Jester,

Where do you go when you're not in Stormreach?

A curious adventurer.

[Festivult_Jester]

Dear Jester,

Where do you go when you're not in Stormreach?

A curious adventurer.

You want me to give you the correct answer for the newest Eberron Chronicle comment? (http://my.ddo.com/turbinecommunity/2011/12/09/the-eberron-chronicle-62/) I wouldn't want to spoil the fun, after all...

[Lithic]

Seems this year the Jester is lazier than last year.

Last year, every letter would be a different colour, but this year only every word. Whats next? A monochromatic jester message? Say it isn't so! ;)

[Kaish]

According to the sunglass, ill say he hide at Southbeach, Florida

[Hafeal]

Jester -

With such scrumptious offerings, I have often wondered what your secret is in keeping your trim figure, care to share? ;)

[Festivult_Jester]

Jester -

With such scrumptious offerings, I have often wondered what your secret is in keeping your trim figure, care to share? ;)

Extraplanar Travel!

Seems this year the Jester is lazier than last year.

Last year, every letter would be a different colour, but this year only every word. Whats next? A monochromatic jester message? Say it isn't so! ;)

Less work spent on forum colors=more cookies!

[Kaish]

The cookie jar are not updated for the new cookies... Is that 'normal'?

[somenewnoob]

You shouldn't change my cookies Jester.......my mother changed my cookies once.

ONCE.

:p

[Cordovan]

The cookie jar are not updated for the new cookies... Is that 'normal'?

This has been added to the Known Issues list. However, we have already identified the issue, and expect to have more news about that soon.

[Lifespawn]

This has been added to the Known Issues list. However, we have already identified the issue, and expect to have more news about that soon.

solution buy a new cookie jar each year ... Brilliant!!

[Phemt81]

Dear Mister Jester,

Are we going to become colorblind if we keep reading your posts? :D

*i really hope he doesn't get offended by that or i'll be either banned or receive lame cookies all month long*

[quiescent]

Dear Mister Jester,

Are we going to become colorblind if we keep reading your posts? :D

*i really hope he doesn't get offended by that or i'll be either banned or receive lame cookies all month long*

Well at least it's not as bad as that dude that always posts in bold and ridiculous colors. Luckily the jester only posts at the end of the year, not all year round.

[zebidos]

Dear Jester,

As a special "friend" of the coinlords can we meet somewhere away from the public eye so I can discuss getting some of those "special" cookies that are not given to the general population?

[djsonar919]

Dear Jester,
First of all, nice stache. I see you continued the time honored tradition of Movember (http://us.movember.com/) this year. Second of all, I wanted to thank you for allowing the cookies to continue to be magic items. This has proved to be very useful to me because of my expertise in bringing out the latent characteristics in items that are imbued with the powers of the divine and arcane. All these gifts are fantastic and I am quite thankful. However, is there any way that I might be able to get a cookie or dog biscuit for my pet Bojangles? You see he rips kobolds apart and quite frankly the stentch of decay keeps me from allowing him to carry around a kobold arm to gnaw on during our journeys. Also, it would be nice to reward him whenever he doesn't dry hump furniture, particularly ladders. It's quite embarassing you see. I'm invited to accompany other adventurers on their journeys and the first thing Ol' Bojangles does is begin humping ladders. I can't blame him because he is a boy dog, but I would like just a little reward to help him get over his ladder fetish. Could you please help me out?

Moustachedly Yours,
Nurinil

[Yarrrrr]

Dear Jester,

It's seem this year you have been really creative with your new creations, I like all of them especially the taken cookie. You see, what I research in a good cookie is not something which will allow me to kill more of these devils who keep invading us (Im sorry for the last time it's happened I know you was there). I want something which will lead me being able to get into an abberation party without being reconized, so I can finally end the days of the Daelkyrs. The taken cookies have also this special taste so special, but I would like the taste last longer. With this disguise what can I do I can't while in my true form? Even the mindflayers seem enough intelligent to know who I am when I use this cookie! (I tried with Fred) If you can had more spice to this cookie so its last longer, I would be very happy. Your job is amazing, I can't wait to test all the others new cookies you invented for us and I will look forward for another cookie with a so brillant result!

Thanks you Jester!

Elilana, In this house near the wayward lobster tavern.

[Rosze]

Extraplanar Travel!

^Almost this time. Fixed for ya :D

Extraplanar Travel!

[Phemt81]

^Almost this time. Fixed for ya :D

Extraplanar Travel!

Omg, omg! Now i need to TR into an artificer with a really good guide pet! :D

[pie2655]

Dear Jester,
Where is your cookie factory? Hmmm....ya know that would be a cool idea for a quest. We have to protect the Jester's cookies factory from hungy....uhmmm.....Halflings! :D

[Festivult_Jester]

Dear Jester,
Where is your cookie factory? Hmmm....ya know that would be a cool idea for a quest. We have to protect the Jester's cookies factory from hungy....uhmmm.....Halflings! :D

For the safety of the cookie-makers, we keep its location quiet. I'm sure you can understand...


Dear Jester,

It's seem this year you have been really creative with your new creations, I like all of them especially the taken cookie. You see, what I research in a good cookie is not something which will allow me to kill more of these devils who keep invading us (Im sorry for the last time it's happened I know you was there). I want something which will lead me being able to get into an abberation party without being reconized, so I can finally end the days of the Daelkyrs. The taken cookies have also this special taste so special, but I would like the taste last longer. With this disguise what can I do I can't while in my true form? Even the mindflayers seem enough intelligent to know who I am when I use this cookie! (I tried with Fred) If you can had more spice to this cookie so its last longer, I would be very happy. Your job is amazing, I can't wait to test all the others new cookies you invented for us and I will look forward for another cookie with a so brillant result!

Thanks you Jester!

Elilana, In this house near the wayward lobster tavern.

Sorry, we need to save the super-long shape-changing ingredients for the cookies I...but I jest! But seriously, thank you for the feedback!

[Lifeblood]

Sorry, we need to save the super-long shape-changing ingredients for the cookies I...but I jest! But seriously, thank you for the feedback!

So this is why Druids Have not been introduced in game..your keeping them locked up in your factory making cookies

The joy of Festivult is lost to me forever now

[Theris]

Dear Most Awesomest Festivult Jester,
You are here nearly every semester!

When you come, you bring us splendid treats
Cookies & cakes! All for us to eats!

Such a great guy to visit us this Winter season
Without you, it would be an aweful treason!

You dance & sway, oh jolly jolly Jester!
In your bright red suit of sparkly polyester.

Shiny copper, silver and gold
Gotta turn them in quick, I'm told!

Cookies of kobolds, medusas and Taken
Maybe one day they'll be made of bacon!

Sticks, lumps of coal and cuppy cakes
Hey, where's my ski jump and snowy white flakes?!

Cakes of Shaverath, Thelanis and Mabar
Be glad I'm not playing SWTOR with Ackbar!

Dear Jester, thank you for coming this year
I always look forward to your Festivult cheer!

[pie2655]

Dear Most Awesomest Festivult Jester,
You are here nearly every semester!

When you come, you bring us splendid treats
Cookies & cakes! All for us to eats!

Such a great guy to visit us this Winter season
Without you, it would be an aweful treason!

You dance & sway, oh jolly jolly Jester!
In your bright red suit of sparkly polyester.

Shiny copper, silver and gold
Gotta turn them in quick, I'm told!

Cookies of kobolds, medusas and Taken
Maybe one day they'll be made of bacon!

Sticks, lumps of coal and cuppy cakes
Hey, where's my ski jump and snowy white flakes?!

Cakes of Shaverath, Thelanis and Mabar
Be glad I'm not playing SWTOR with Ackbar!

Dear Jester, thank you for coming this year
I always look forward to your Festivult cheer!


Awesome...just aweome!

[OpallNotten]

Dear Jester,

Can we please have Santa hats?
Please:p

I will pay TP for a Santa Hat. Appearance is VERY important to me:p


Please:)


Opall

[Ulfgaar]

I have returned to trade your Festivult Coins for tasty cookies! Click here (http://www.ddo.com/en/news/1801-festivult-2011) to read all about this year's Festivult!

You love to collect coins. You must have quite the collection. Where do you put them all :)

[Phemt81]

Dear Most Awesomest Festivult Jester,
You are here nearly every semester!

When you come, you bring us splendid treats
Cookies & cakes! All for us to eats!

Such a great guy to visit us this Winter season
Without you, it would be an aweful treason!

You dance & sway, oh jolly jolly Jester!
In your bright red suit of sparkly polyester.

Shiny copper, silver and gold
Gotta turn them in quick, I'm told!

Cookies of kobolds, medusas and Taken
Maybe one day they'll be made of bacon!

Sticks, lumps of coal and cuppy cakes
Hey, where's my ski jump and snowy white flakes?!

Cakes of Shaverath, Thelanis and Mabar
Be glad I'm not playing SWTOR with Ackbar!

Dear Jester, thank you for coming this year
I always look forward to your Festivult cheer!


I think Turbine should hire you as the new jester :D