You have to reroll your toon if ... and leave ddo forever if ...

[lhidda]

Ok this thread is supposed to be fun, do not take it too seriously. :)

The rules:

You have to create a sentence in the form:

"You have to reroll your toon if <insert phrase>, and leave ddo forever if <insert phrase>."

I ll start:

"You have to reroll your toon if you crit fail a trap in epics, and leave ddo forever if the crit fail also kills you."

[Emizand]

"You have to reroll your toon if you drunk to much the night before, and leave ddo forever if your internal organs give up through alcohol abuse."

[Dandonk]

You have to reroll your toon if you die in Red Fens explorer area on a selfhealing character without red DA, and leave DDO forever if that character was level 20 at the time.

Oh, wait, nevermind...

[Xenostrata]

"You have to reroll your toon if you are out-DPSed by a Paladin, and leave DDO forever if you were playing a Caster at the time".

[Grace_ana]

"You have to reroll your toon if you can't manage to jump up the simple platforms in Claw, and leave ddo forever if the cleric manages to get up there before your rogue."

Not that I would have any experience with that.

[MartinusWyllt]

You have to reroll your toon if you disarm all the traps in the north VoN 5 corridor and get no mechanical trap parts and leave ddo forever if that toon doesn't even have the trapmaking feat.

[Bekki]

"You have to reroll your toon if your Name happens to be Bekki, and leave ddo forever if you moonlight as a Bartender..."

NNO WAIT! I didn't mean that!!! :eek:

OH... SNAP! :eek:


:p

[somenewnoob]

If Coyle ends up defending YOU in the library.

(For both!)

[Chauncey1]

You have to reroll your toon if you forget about spell mats until already in a raid, and you have to leave ddo forever if your dog pulls a mob with more than one boss, causing all in the group to die.

[AZgreentea]

You have to reroll your character if it looks too much like your mom and not like your girlfriend, and you have to leave DDO forever if you named it Oedipus Rex.

[Battlehawke]

You have to re-roll your charachter if he/she dies in the Cannith Crystal on Casual, and you have to leave DDO forever if you waited two hours for someone to join your LFM to Rez you.

[Phemt81]

You have to reroll your toon if you are not able to form a party for your first epic, and leave ddo forever if that's a 28 pts build :D





Winner is the sarcasm finder here! ;)

[katz]

You have to reroll your toon if you are not able to form a party for your first epic, and leave ddo forever if that's a 28 pts build :D





Winner is the sarcasm finder here! ;)

so Phemt... tell me... perché siete ancora qui?

just kidding!!! just kidding :D :o

what did i win?



ahem. back on topic. you should reroll your character if your main is a 300 HP (with toughness!) gimped AA/Warchanter bard/ranger. You should leave the game entirely if it's just a big pointless waste of time.... oh wait... O.o

[Phemt81]

so Phemt... tell me... perché siete ancora qui?

just kidding!!! just kidding :D :o

what did i win?

LoL ! You won a cookie! Which flavour you prefer? BUT don't refer to me with plural (non fare la nazista della grammatica italiana!), i'm just one, well, if you don't consider "the other" me :D

Ok this one will look a bit twisted i guess :D



You should leave the game entirely if it's just a big pointless waste of time.... oh wait... O.o

LoL again, could it be DATHEFT of your time?

[Kmnh]

"You have to reroll your toon if it's a ranger, and leave ddo forever if it's a dex/int rogue"?

*ducks behind the desk*

[zarthak]

You have to reroll your toon if u get 500 as ur best crit and leave ddo forever if it was a lvl 20 sorc