It is NOT just a game.

[Hoglum]

Edit: Due to some feedback received I'm withdrawing this joke. It evidently did not read with the jovial spirit which was intended. It apparently crossed the line of sensitivity to some readers. I enjoy writing jokes and amusing the community, however I do not intend actual insult to anybody.

Therefore:

/apologies to those who read these forums.

[Alabore]

That's compelling.

[Yvonnel-1]

OFC its not!


THIS IS SERIOUS ROLEPLAY !!!

-no brew allowed-



(no sry4caps)

[Purgatory]

someone needs to grow up

[Grosbeak07]

After reading your application and resume, I regret to inform you, that we have not chosen you to be a paid power gamer.

Frankly your skills are top-notch, you have a good education and lots of experience. But we have decided to go with a monkey which recently had 2/3rds of its brain removed. While not nearly as qualified as you, we only have to pay Sir-Pugs-alot a fraction of what you would command. You have too much experience and are over-qualified.

So while we understand your current plight, the starvation of your children and your imminent move to the cardboard city behind Wal-Mart, we would also like to inform you that based on your current information you are considered underqualified for any other position at Turbine.

Thank you for your interest in working at Turbine.

[Bekki]

After reading your application and resume, I regret to inform you, that we have not chosen you to be a paid power gamer.

Frankly your skills are top-notch, you have a good education and lots of experience. But we have decided to go with a monkey which recently had 2/3rds of its brain removed. While not nearly as qualified as you, we only have to pay Sir-Pugs-alot a fraction of what you would command. You have too much experience and are over-qualified.

So while we understand your current plight, the starvation of your children and your imminent move to the cardboard city behind Wal-Mart, we would also like to inform you that based on your current information you are considered underqualified for any other position at Turbine.

Thank you for your interest in working at Turbine.

That... Is FABULOUS!!! :D

+1 Rep

I almost spit soda all over my phone.... And Keyboard... :eek:

Hmmm... Wish I did come to think of it... :mad:
I am at W*** and could have gone home early... :p

Rats! :mad:

;)

[Alabore]

Edit: Due to some feedback received I'm withdrawing this joke.

Bah...

...

:rolleyes:

[cdemeritt]

Bah...

...

:rolleyes:

/seconded

This looks like it had major potential... oh well...

[Arnhelm]

After reading your application and resume, I regret to inform you, that we have not chosen you to be a paid power gamer.

Frankly your skills are top-notch, you have a good education and lots of experience. But we have decided to go with a monkey which recently had 2/3rds of its brain removed. While not nearly as qualified as you, we only have to pay Sir-Pugs-alot a fraction of what you would command. You have too much experience and are over-qualified.

So while we understand your current plight, the starvation of your children and your imminent move to the cardboard city behind Wal-Mart, we would also like to inform you that based on your current information you are considered underqualified for any other position at Turbine.

Thank you for your interest in working at Turbine.
lol, +1!

[NaturalHazard]

/vomit!!


never apologize.

It is just a game, RL first game 2nd. Maybe this game before any other game but thats just it.