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MrWizard
08-19-2011, 07:14 AM
as reported by CNN, miami bureau

BREAKING NEWS: Miami Dolphins practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Coach immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice was resumed after it was decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.....

somenewnoob
08-19-2011, 07:18 AM
Lmao!!! +1 when I can give some more

Franke
08-19-2011, 07:18 AM
I know very little about American football,although the context speaks for itself.
But I'm very familiar with sarcasm and this is of the finest grade :D

Doomcrew
08-19-2011, 07:21 AM
Were they scrimmaging with the Cowboys?