If your character could wear a T-Shirt, what would it say?

[MrWizard]

If your character could wear a T-Shirt, what would it say?

Pics most welcome.


my fighter intim/tank

"Someone pulled a chattering ring and all I got was this stupid T-Shirt"



My sorc
"Nukes Happen"


My halfling Rogue

"Rogues do it in the back"

[NeutronStar]

I'm with Stupid --->

[Vellrad]

No t-shirt, but Aloha shirt instead!
edit:
oh and sunglasses and straw hat (not cutting hair off one)

[ARIES]

I'm with Stupid --->

you took my idea!

[ivo_rocker]

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/170/chaospanicdisorder500x5.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/850/chaospanicdisorder500x5.jpg/)

[Dark_Helmet]

Hi Welcome!

[TheDearLeader]

Hjeal Meh!

[Qzipoun]

I'm with Stupid --->

Boo!

I guess if I were to choose another, "If you can read this, you're slacking!" (on the back)

[NeutronStar]

you took my idea!

Here, stand to my left. :p

[NeutronStar]

Hi Welcome!

Boooooooooo!

[Winter_storm]

If you can read this..

You're already dead

[crimsonknights2]

Someone has to say it, so I will "Keep Calm and Chive on"

[Kmnh]

My other armor is as an Epic Marilith Chain

[Blank_Zero]

Halfling Shirt Idea:



^^^^^^^^^^
I'm with Stupid

[Winter_storm]

Excuse me

Do you have any

grey poupon?

[Doomcrew]

Barbarians do it
in a
FRENZY!!

[Winter_storm]

Don't Aggro

my Swagga

[DragonKiller]

On my Wizard.

http://www.tanga.com/system/cache/700x700%3E/uploaded_files/0056/5584/understand_shirt.png

:cool:

[Winter_storm]

They went that way -->

[voodoogroves]

Will quest for player upgrade

[Winter_storm]

What in

Khyber

Are you?

[PLUGintoTHEpowerLINE]

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/playbill_2167_103109169

would be the winner. I

because, yaknow, I need some after a bad pug :xp

[Sneakee]

On my Dwarven Barb....


I don't get drunk, I get AWESOME!

[Xyrus]

On my low int barbarian:

What if CAT really spelled DOG?

[Stormanne]

Front of T-shirt: I was given the choice of a Lobotomy or a PUG

Back of T-shirt: My lobotomy is scheduled for Thursday

[evilgardengnome]

I would were a T-shirt with five pockets on it. Each pocket with a party members name on it. For raids I would were one with eleven pockets.

[DoctorWhofan]

My clerics:

I don't heal stupid

My Paladin:

I can't kill anything, but they can't kill me!

My Sorcerer:

I TR'd and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

-or-

I like fire...it burns!

My Clogues:

I can disarm the trap or raise dead...your choice.


Trissa

^
My player IS a RL female...what's your excuse?

[Franke]

On the front: Sharr Plzz

On the back: Which House?

[dmslasher]

lol i got the perfect shirt that i would wear all the time!

http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo203/dmslasher/youareagimp.jpg

[Marcus-Hawkeye]

ugh... dunno how to post pics... here's a link:

http://s8.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/D9A8362E.jpg

[Mellifera]

Pike to Win :D

[Arnhelm]

On my low int barbarian:

What if CAT really spelled DOG?
+1 for Ogre reference :)

Mine would read...

There is no free lunch.

[Battlehawke]

So You Like Boobs?
Check Out My Tusks!
Horcs Do It Better!

[Battlehawke]

I saw you looking at my BOOBS!
It's OK, don't be embarrassed!
I'm really a female!
Dwarven women are supposed to have Beards!

[Battlehawke]

I went to Ebberon and all I got was this shirt!

[Vellrad]

Maybe some classic Eborron Death Metak bands t-shirt?

[Battlehawke]

Ebberon! Where are the Druids?

[MaxwellEdison]

Invisible chainmail

[darkkjean]

"i've replied on a useless thread."

[BitkaCK2]

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/3973/imwithstupidq.jpg

[Emizand]

Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
I'm a repeater build.

[BitkaCK2]

Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
I'm a repeater build.

*groan*
http://terribleanalogies.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Bert-Facepalm.jpg

[Big_Russ]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i269/chewbaccas_grandson/MoustacheRides-1.png

[SaIamander]

No T-Shirt or any other clothing for that matter, just these beauties
http://images3.cpcache.com/product/wow-video+games-urban/28796553v3_225x225_Front.jpg
but ill have to get the writing moved to the rear so the rest of you can read them :D

[MeliCat]

My melees : "Buff meh!!!!"

My divines : "Jump meh!!!"

My wizards : "Gimp and gearless with an unfortunate love of zeroing. Party at your own risk"


I have these statements in my bios.


They don't work.

[evilgardengnome]

No T-Shirt or any other clothing for that matter, just these beauties
http://images3.cpcache.com/product/wow-video+games-urban/28796553v3_225x225_Front.jpg
but ill have to get the writing moved to the rear so the rest of you can read them :D

Just were them backwards.

[Culver.Civello]

THOON™

Nuff' Said

[Deanarth]

Greyhawk or bust!

or another one

My stats may suck, but my backstory crit you for over 9000!

[Khybes_Theo]

"You're a great friend, but if we were being chased by Zombies... I'd trip you."

[Talon_Moonshadow]

I got 3700 favor, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. :rolleyes:



Team-mates: the other thieves' tools.


Clues not required.


I outgrew my Cleric.


I'm not dead yet.


I need five people who won't whine about it.

[Talon_Moonshadow]

My clerics:

I don't heal stupid

My Paladin:

I can't kill anything, but they can't kill me!

My Sorcerer:

I TR'd and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

-or-

I like fire...it burns!

My Clogues:

I can disarm the trap or raise dead...your choice.


Trissa

^
My player IS a RL female...what's your excuse?

LOL...

I especially like the Pal one. (cause you've mentioned him before ;) ) Clogue's pretty good too.

[Talon_Moonshadow]

Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
Yes a rogue that uses a crossbow.
I'm a repeater build.

Lol

Man I have a warped sense of humor.

[DFraser]

nice days are irrelevant From TwilightX with a bland smiley face that is borg-ified

[HelvanderSeries6]

http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee412/hellaphoto1/nerf.jpg


with caption: The Best Returning Weapon of all Time

[Viciouspika]

Front : ZERG or Bust

Back: ZERG FASTER!!!

On Cleric: Front/side/back If you can read, I can heal.

On Cleric/Sorcerer/Wizard: Back: Quit Piking and Kill something.

On Rogue: Front: Thank you for finding the Trap.
Back: Thank you for letting me find the Trap.

On Barbarian: Front: Coming though!!
Back: Found Trap Face Hurts. Medic!!!

On bard: Front: I play the songs that make Pugs Sing.
Back: I played my songs now get up front Piker!!

On AA or ranged DPS: We really are DPS! Now get agro. So, I can stop kiting.

[jcTharin]

You're "special" aren't you.

[Vellrad]

Yes, I'm sado-maso, thats why I play pale master.
Now shut up, and cast that harm on me!

[BitkaCK2]

Yes, I'm sado-maso, thats why I play pale master.
Now shut up, and cast that harm on me!

You only harm the PMs you love.

[ivo_rocker]

"You're a great friend, but if we were being chased by Zombies... I'd trip you."

Just like your signature...


You win. Forever.

[wootvenu]

Looking for my soulstone!

[Vellrad]

You only harm the PMs you love.

How can you not love 1,666m heigh beardy mass murderer?

[Psypher]

I designed one by myself.

http://www.akaiflag.net/dps.gif

[Emizand]

I used to play my
lute in the local tavern,
but then I got Bard!

[Letrii]

Don't annoy me... I'm close to leveling and you look like xp.


I am a Paladin.
I am immune to fear.
If you see me running,
you better keep up.

[Jiirix]

Jesus saves - he takes half damage :)

[Letrii]

Jesus saves
Everyone else takes full damage

[stoerm]

My alt went to cap and all I got was this T-shirt.

(on my first ever toon, a 28pt ranger)

[stoerm]

I used to play my
lute in the local tavern,
but then I got Bard!

+1 for making me groan

[grgurius]

Afk smoke.

True 90% of the time.

[Emizand]

Ninja Spies dont die,
They just shadow fade away

[articwarrior]

In some games... they sit in car traffic.

In DDO... they sit in airship traffic.

:p

[Seladon]

hi

On my Warforged Barbarian T-Shirt

TOBOR
NON


Cheers

[Mandinga]

Let me see...

Who's the gimp pally?
Oh..That's just Val

and

Rockin' the Ranger since they were gimps.



Mandinga

[JTsays]

DDOOooooOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOOMmMMmMMMM

Quite possibly starting on front finishing on the back.

[luvirini]

on my mon18k/ranger1/rogue1:
on big at back: Keep up! small:if you can read this you are also likely a monk with ranger speed boost.

On my wizard: Yes I am a drow, no I am not all that squishy at 400+ HP

On my TR completionist to be on wizard life: Yes I am a wizard, yes I use an axe often, just look at the kill count and stop whining.

[Chai]

PUGs: Bad decisions usually make for great stories.

[Zaodon]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c53/RPGamerd00d/Gaming/DPS.jpg

[DawnofEntropy]

My Awesome Drow Rogue who I randomly have dance naked in a bar when I'm in forums.

He'd wear a shirt with Gir on it.

[Talon_Moonshadow]

I used to play my
lute in the local tavern,
but then I got Bard!

You need help...lol :p

[somenewnoob]

Don't worry....I disarmed it........WITH MY FACE!!

[wisdomstorment]

This is pretty old, but still worth a recap in any t-shirt related thread.

http://bit.ly/n7jm1X

[Phocas]

Rogue: Soulstone Collector
Wizard: Yes I have that spell....somewhere.

[MakeItADouble]

"I'd rather be in Forgotten Realms"

[Kale_Hagan]

"Charisma is my dumpstat, d!ckhead."

[Kabaon]

On my wizard "Wait outside"

[Cendaer]

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."

For those moments when you just don't know what to say to the panting-dorito-cruncher-wit-a-yippy-chihuahua who can't set a push-to-talk button...

[ivo_rocker]

Wizard: Yes I have that spell....somewhere.

Awesome. Nuff said.

[Emizand]

You need help...lol :p

Strangely enough your not the first to say that! however would you buy the tshirt?

[Glom66]

on my barb: Duh...winning!

[Dexxaan]

"Charisma is my dumpstat, d!ckhead."

Best by far.

+1 Rep.

.

[protokon]

"Isn't that a bard spell?"

[Victorhammer]

"Go away or I shall taunt you a second time"

[hcarr]

Your All Going To Die :)


For my cleric.

[Talon_Moonshadow]

Strangely enough your not the first to say that! however would you buy the tshirt?

Well, since my favorite line from The Wizard of Oz is: "oil can what?" (which they actually have T-shirts that say that!)

I just might. :p

[ArloOne]

Mine would say:

Got ESOS?

[Victorhammer]

My guild leader toon would wear this one:

Listen,
Strange women lying naked in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[azrael4h]

Now that's what I call Music With Rocks In!

[Saaluta]

On my healers: I'll heal stupid once, after that it's free rides in my backpack :)

On my divines: Just stand in the center and swing away!!!

Saal :)

[Emizand]

Well, since my favorite line from The Wizard of Oz is: "oil can what?" (which they actually have T-shirts that say that!)

I just might. :p

So who is the one who needs help? ;-)

[NaturalHazard]

The t-shirt would say something like.


Sorry I Can't JHealz Stupid.

[amnota]

Soulstones do no DPS

*Glares at Rogue*

[NovaNZ]

"bend over ...."
how much can a koala bear?

[darktau]

FvS/Cleric: Healing Broke, Backpack full, watch out.

Front: Never said I was a Healer.
Back: Bag Full. It is either your stone or this stack of rez scrolls only one is of value to me.
-----

Barb: My anger management P.U.G. Is realy starting to upset me.

Wizzard: Ya I Got a Spell for that.

Caution Charater is MaddStoned.

My FvS/Clerics: Renember the name of the one you believe is the "HEALER" becouse you will be screaming their name. Shortly.

Shirt of a person I run with who puts up the L.F.M.'s: "All your question were answered in the Freaking L.F.M. that you clicked on to join."

Front: Male Player, Female Toon, get over it.
Back: Male names i liked were taken, my exgirlfriends names however..........

[Krell]

Wi Flagged. I actually have a t-shirt that says Wi Flagged.

[Lleren]

Awesome Inside

[Asmodeus451]

Don't annoy me... I'm close to leveling and you look like xp.


I am a Paladin.
I am immune to fear.
If you see me running,
you better keep up.

i'm stealing this for my sig.

/on topic

on my Rogue Trapsmith: Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.

on my fire Sav: Scortch- saves me the time of cooking it afterwards

[DaGreat1]

I survived Coyle Lovell
Not him...

[Letrii]

i'm stealing this for my sig.

/on topic

on my Rogue Trapsmith: Plan B is not automatically twice as much gunpowder as Plan A.

on my fire Sav: Scortch- saves me the time of cooking it afterwards

What about 5 times as much gunpowder and throw in fire elemental?

[Onesikpup]

I'm with Stupid
|
|
v

[TimethiefXVI]

Belo's fault

fellow devourer and thelanis players might catch it

edit:
on my archer: Can't Touch this
An my wizzard PM: Oh, u wanted to hit him?

[Frotz]

On the back of the shirt: server name, character name, and short build notes.

[Porkchop]

I can't believe nobody has said this one:

http://thumbs1.ebaystatic.com/pict/3003484707044040_7.jpg

[arch0njw]

Barbarian: My face is better at finding traps than your Rogue, you twit.*
* that last part for his ability to draw aggro.
-or-
Rage: Not just for Forums or Roads.

Wizard: I am the Glass-cannon.

Bard:
{musical tune}Buff-a-lolly doodle all the day...{musical note}
-or-
Have you hugged a Bard today?
-or-
Squeeze me, I sing.

H-Elf Ranger w/ Rogue Dilly:
!!! Artillery Surprise !!!
-or-
"You mean, you'll put down your sword and I'll put down my bow and we'll kill each other like civilized people?"

[perylousdemon]

"You mean, you'll put down your sword and I'll put down my bow and we'll kill each other like civilized people?"

Hah, love that line, both here and in its original context. +1 to you. :)

[FuzzyDuck81]

On my monks' backs "if you can read this you're too close and will almost certainly die from the trap that i blithely ignore"

On my divines, pretty much what i have in their bios.. "I can not & will not heal stupid. Instead, i will /laugh when you die then /dance with your soulstone while humming a jaunty tune"

[darkniteyogi]

battleCleric: like a warforged favored soul, minus the ego problem.. and i heal

[Philibusta]

"I signed up to play D&D online...but all I got was Star Wars" (with pics of a WF and an airship)

[AnYtHiNg23]

"I'm Bringing' Broccoli Back!"

[Cardoor]

PUG me!

or

Free PUGS

or

PUGS and Kisses

[Maitland]

Has "Rogues do it from behind" been taken yet?

[Philibusta]

"I'm Bringing' Broccoli Back!"

OOH! You just gave me a great idea!!

Y'know they're making a sequel to The Dark Crystal? (sad, but true...)

That's right...

Jim Henson's bringin' Skeksis back! :p

[JakLee7]

If your character could wear a T-Shirt, what would it say?




^
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My Eyes are up Here l

*danng it, isn't posting right - ah well

[Philibusta]

^
l
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My Eyes are up Here l


Yeah, but all the interesting parts are down there!
|
|
V

[Xyrus]

How about: "Nobody move! I just dropped my halfing!"

[R_2_D_2]

For my Greatsword Kensai Fighter:

"I must sharpen my sword with the blood of the infidels..."

[PurdueDave]

http://www.jinx.com/p/starcraft_ii_zerg_vintage_logo_t_shirt.html

[mikemattd50]

front of shirt-it's just a flesh wound.
back of shirt-im invincible!!!!!!

:D

[Orratti]

Death Happens- in big red letters with a DDO insignia underneath

[mournbladereigns]

My Loot is My Loot!

[adamr09]

for my tank:

My couch pulls out, but I don't

[Xyrus]

For paladins:
"Paladins don't die. We rapture!"

[Noopleh]

front of shirt-it's just a flesh wound.
back of shirt-im invincible!!!!!!

:D





Sir, this is a WIN!

[Philibusta]

"DDO: Dungeons & Laggins Online"

[sebastianosmith]

http://www.pvponline.com/images/blog/anh.png

[Philibusta]

"If you think I'm overpowered, go nerf yourself."

[Codeshaper]

Now that's what I call Music With Rocks In!

Pratchett, FTW!

On topic: "I'm not a dev. Really."

:)

[Therigar]

Halfling Shirt Idea:



^^^^^^^^^^
I'm with Stupid

Soloist's shirt: I'm with me!

[Therigar]

http://www.pvponline.com/images/blog/anh.png

Or,

I spent my reward on Whales and Ores :mad:

[Therigar]

My FvS/Clerics: Renember the name of the one you believe is the "HEALER" becouse you will be screaming their name. Shortly.

You named your character Shortly? :D

[Philibusta]

You named your character Shortly? :D

He's probably a droid *cough* sorry Warforged...full name "Shortly 2-B-TR"

[Therigar]

No T-Shirt or any other clothing for that matter, just these beauties
http://images3.cpcache.com/product/wow-video+games-urban/28796553v3_225x225_Front.jpg
but ill have to get the writing moved to the rear so the rest of you can read them :D

Since zerging means getting in and out fast, I'm not sure that's where I'd want to advertise. I think I'd rather have something like I explore every nook and cranny and break every box. This could take a while. :o

[Philibusta]

Since zerging means getting in and out fast, I'm not sure that's where I'd want to advertise. I think I'd rather have something like I explore every nook and cranny and break every box. This could take a while. :o

ROFLMFAO

omg

dude THAT was frickin awesome!! LOL!! +1!!

[Bodic]

Intim tank:
"Mullets are King"

Barb:
front: Zerg
back: Oops

Bard:
"I play for tips"

Ranger:
"Keep Running"

Fvs:
front: "Hi"
back: "Bubye now"

Cleric:
"Stay close"

Monk:
"Its a zen thing"

Rogue:
front: "Over here"
back: "No really over here"

Pally:
"For god and glory"

Wiz:
"Die"

Sorc:
"Dont you wish you never met me"

Art(coming thoon):
"My Boomstick"

[Rubiconn]

Wizard
Front :If I have to explain
Back : You wouldnt understand

Gimpy toon:
Front: If you have a backpack
Back: I would like a ride

On my Horc Barb:
What you mean halfling not throw'n weapon?

On my Paly
Dont hate me cuz Im beautiful

[Missing_Minds]

Yeah, but all the interesting parts are down there!
|
|
V

Shouldn't that be..

The interesting parts are
---------
| HERE |
---------

.....h
.....e
.....r
.....e
.....|
.....|
.....\/

[Auran82]

Have a shirt somewhere which says:

"Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it"

[Myrddinman]

"My Pimp is an Altoholic :( "

[Bunker]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff288/bunkist2007/CFCMP.png

[BlargneyTheSecond]

I'll stop zerging when you stop flower-sniffing.

[~Cedarstone]

Etched into WF plating...

"If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you!"

[~Cedarstone]

For a WF Artificer...

"I play with myself in public."

[LightBear]

On a drow:
Do not rais until after the Boss fight!

- or -

On a female Horc Bard with dragonmark:
My chest can be upgraded.


- or -

On a female Horc Rogue:
Where's my chest?

[Paddymew]

Pale Master Wizard:
Hugs? Brains? Anyone?

Human Monk:
With this shirt I have as high AC as you in your full plate.

[arkonas]

"kobold stole my ham"

[Therigar]

"kobold stole my ham"

Hey you blood sucking broccoli, lay off the kobolds. Kobold never forgets. Kobold still hates you! :p

[Thorzian]

The only elves worth having around build toys for Santa!

[Asmodeus451]

on my Sorc:

"I can bend the very forces of Reality to my will, but I can't make you any smarter."

[Philibusta]

on my Sorc:

"I can bend the very forces of Reality to my will, but I can't make you any smarter."

T-shirt for your Sorc's buddy:

"Wizards can cast Fox's Cunning and make people smarter. Why can't you, hmmmmm?" :p

[Aethene]

pobody's
nerfect

[Arnhelm]

Thought I'd seen this here. Might be someone's sig.

"Stop Running.
You'll only die tired."

[barecm]

There is only one....

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KKtKt07Ilz4/TYJOE6JmSNI/AAAAAAAAAKY/sh5TSekDEmE/s1600/booger6.jpg

[JohnWarlock]

All corny t-shirts for my characters.

Fire Savant:
I was born south of the border... in the deep south!

Water Savant:
Ice Ice Baby!

Air Savant:
Do the electric fly!

Paladin:
AC is for wimps... I zerg!

Wizard:
You want buffs? Get a BARD!

Bard:
I buff, I sing, I pike!

Monk:
I'll wait for you at the end.

FvS:
I can do anything! Except jump.

Arcane Archers:
If it moves it dies!

Mules:
I can't believe all I do is carry all this ****.

Barbarian:
I'm the juggernaut.. B!7cH!

Clerics:
Serenity Now!

[Philibusta]

...or maybe all my characters would just wear shirts with old TSR logos on 'em.

[KillEveryone]

Attention Retards

[fool101]

Pratchett, FTW!

On topic: "I'm not a dev. Really."

:)

Maybe more like:

Trust me, I'm a dev

[Dark83]

All my characters: "Don't ask me, I don't know what I'm doing!"
I'm always amazed when people ask me what to do. Do I look like I have a clue?!

[thandros]

"I break for Rust Monsters"

[SoloLobo67]

/death

[Bonulino]

For my snarly dwarf chick barbarian with a great axe:

Come to Mama for your beating!

[~UltimateSuperman]

"My halfling is bigger than your halfling!" :D

[KajaGrae]

On my cleric:

"I worship the Lord of Taking My Time"
"Making zergers and women yell out OMFG for life."

[Alabore]

"It is not my fault. My player made me do it."

...

;)

[Aliss7]

Clerics:
Serenity Now!

and the back of the shirt:
Insanity Later!

[SaneDitto]

"Too Epic for Casual" on the front, "Too Casual for Epic" on the back.

Alternatively, "Got blessed scrolls of Enchant Armor? I'm an AC tank."

[Tarackian]

I Am Surrounded by Jagoffs!

[chester99]

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a495/a495_bm.gif

[DeadRabbat]

As a member of the Kolbold Workers Union, Local 313, You receive a new members package which consists of the following:
1 copy of the Book of Union Laws
1 package of beef jerkey
1 free barrel (replacement barrels @ discount rates for union members)
1 tin pocket watch (being on time saves kolbold lives)
1 bowling shirt. On Front: "K.U.K.U. Local 313" (over breast pocket)
On Back: " No One Messes With The Union!"
Emblazened with a Powder Keg & lit Fuse


As for regular T-Shirt: Front: "I wanted an Update"
Back: "All I got was Another Nerf."

[Callavan]

I can't figure it out -- does all this Awesomeness come from being Warforged, or from being a paladin?

[Zeusknight]

On the Back: Stop following me!!! I don't know where i am going!!!

[rage9]

Generic = +1 Shirt

on Cleric = I can't heal stupid!! on the front
This means you!! on the back

[DoctorWhofan]

My Awesome Drow Rogue who I randomly have dance naked in a bar when I'm in forums.

He'd wear a shirt with Gir on it.


DDOOooooOOOOOoooOOOoooOOOOMmMMmMMMM

Quite possibly starting on front finishing on the back.

THese two should be on the same shirt!

[Matuse]

"I'm with stupid"

One version would have 5 arrows, the other would have 11.

[Aelonwy]

Since zerging means getting in and out fast, I'm not sure that's where I'd want to advertise. I think I'd rather have something like I explore every nook and cranny and break every box. This could take a while. :o

If you can fit all that on a Jock strap... well i'm happily married but let me get you my sisters phone number. ;P

[Greyhawk6]

"Honestly, I'm a tree"

[porq]

"Sucks to be you"
or
"Drink a pot if you want heals"