Please lower the CR of the Lordsmarch Plaza Kobold

[puget]

Ok, this has got to be the toughest non named Kobold I have ever fought.
I mean he just stands there, looking at me, right up until I trip him, then sit on him.

The guards spend some 3 minutes trying to beat him down, and he just stares at them

Then I decide I want my bonus treasure bag, so I stop sitting on him, sunder him, then try to beat him down..........until I get bored and just go turn in/grab my quest.


Just to trip him, sit on him, ring his bell, sunder, and help out more.

I want my treasure bag sooner. He takes a whole 45 seconds to kill.

Also, please make him stop staring at me when I am attacking him, it scares me.

[Blank_Zero]

He's my 0% fort training dummy though....

[puget]

He's my 0% fort training dummy though....

Well....I can see that, lmao.....I just think 45 seconds is FAR too long for my treasure bag.

[Jaid314]

Well....I can see that, lmao.....I just think 45 seconds is FAR too long for my treasure bag.

solution: go into the quests. you will likely get *many* treasure bags in 45 seconds. problem solved. next please!

[Rian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSzWXn_5nEk

No whining/complaining please. You will bring the Reckoning down on all of us.

[puget]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSzWXn_5nEk

No whining/complaining please. You will bring the Reckoning down on all of us.

Yeah, but that video only took about 17 of you 29 seconds to kill him! And you didn't even get your bonus treasure bag! You were gyped!

EDIT: Okay, about 15 of you, since one was standing there dancing, and one just watching. Them pikers I tell you.

[AndyD47]

Also, please make him stop staring at me when I am attacking him, it scares me.

That kobold utilizes the greatest weapon of all...Intimidation!

[DragonTroy]

you're asking for a kobold to be nerfed? REALLY? that has to be one of the dumbest things ive ever heard

[jcTharin]

I think his HP should be tripled.

and how did i not know about this bugger before? hes the perfect training dummy like blank said.

well almost perfect, the guards throw it off a bit.

[phillymiket]

You were gyped!

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4461/indexiyd.jpg

You have inzulted my gypsy heritage!
Don't vorry. You have nozzing to vorry about.
Exzept a nightmarish life of unremitting horror!
Buhahahahaha!

Please inzert a quarter for anozzer reading.

[puget]

you're asking for a kobold to be nerfed? REALLY? that has to be one of the dumbest things ive ever heard

You're starting to catch up to us now. Wait for it......Wait foooor it.......Waaaaaait...........

[ddohombre]

you're asking for a kobold to be nerfed? REALLY? that has to be one of the dumbest things ive ever heard

LMAO!!! That is even funnier than the OP's post!...and I know he was kidding! Not sure you were? :D

[mournbladereigns]

If you examine him, he only has like CR 0.25, can't nerf him much more than that. Maybe try a wounding weap on him?!

(He must have taken like 7 toughness feats though. ) :)

[TheDearLeader]

If you use a weapon with a neg-level ability, such as Dreamspitter, he dies with even a single neg.

[Rian]

or you could use a vorpal...it's a 5% chance of an instant kill right? :p

[puget]

or you could use a vorpal...it's a 5% chance of an instant kill right? :p

I suppose, but there aren't too many vorpal heavy picks out there. I kinda thought that me off all people sitting on him would kill him, but then, they come from the sewers too.

[Cabronsisimo]

Quivering Palm always work. instant death.

But i dont get the thing of 'the bag'. Some one explain it for us noobs please.

[Xanstrollinoax]

Quivering Palm always work. instant death.

But i dont get the thing of 'the bag'. Some one explain it for us noobs please.

Same here, please elaborate for us noobs.

[puget]

But i dont get the thing of 'the bag'. Some one explain it for us noobs please.




Same here, please elaborate for us noobs.


EDIT: Well, alot can be explained by reading the original post. The one at the top of the page. Numero uno.

[TheDearLeader]

Quivering Palm always work. instant death.

But i dont get the thing of 'the bag'. Some one explain it for us noobs please.


Same here, please elaborate for us noobs.


You mean the treasure bag?

Its just a treasure bag. Probably a string of prayer beads. The same thing you could get like, 50 of in Butcher's Path.

[puget]

Its just a treasure bag. Probably a string of prayer beads. The same thing you could get like, 50 of in Butcher's Path.


I was forced to edit my reply after reading the OP.