View Full Version : The Resort Spa is closed
Schmoe
07-09-2011, 01:57 AM
I'd just like to announce that the Resort Spa in Ataraxia's Haven seems to be closed, as they are turning away customers and sending them to a mysterious vortex out of space and time. I have personally witnessed no less than 4 unfortunate souls who attempted to enter the spa, only to be trapped in a state of suspended animation until their connection to Eberron was mercilessly severed.
(Despite the tone of the post, this is not a joke. Everyone in my group who tried to enter the spa, including myself, got stuck on a loading screen until we closed the client and re-logged. The behavior repeated itself even after re-logging.)
Musouka
07-09-2011, 02:04 AM
Did you submit a bug report?
Schmoe
07-09-2011, 07:48 AM
Did you submit a bug report?
One of us tried submitting a bug report, but he also got the lag screen of death from the bug report window. We decided to move on and try something new, since we had already wasted 15-20 minutes with quitting/restarting clients. I'll submit one this morning.
Schmoe
07-09-2011, 07:58 AM
I just tried this morning and was able to enter the spa. It seems it has escaped from the strange space-time anomaly that surrounded it last night.
flynnjsw
07-09-2011, 08:01 AM
The late Friday night crowd seems to getting their own version of lag-o-clock that instead involves people getting hung in load screens.
jcTharin
07-09-2011, 08:06 AM
I can confirm this, I tried to get in the spa with the same endless loading screen, same thing with the bug report.
Crann
07-09-2011, 08:08 AM
The Spa was closed for a private party involving Jeets, the chainmail bikini girls, and an exclusive list of guests.
If you couldn't get in, you must not have known the right people.
I can hook you up next time for....say...a Large Scale(and before you ask, yes, it would be worth it.)
Schmoe
07-09-2011, 11:40 AM
The late Friday night crowd seems to getting their own version of lag-o-clock that instead involves people getting hung in load screens.
Wow, it's great to be special.
I can confirm this, I tried to get in the spa with the same endless loading screen, same thing with the bug report.
I don't think ponies are allowed in the spa.
The Spa was closed for a private party involving Jeets, the chainmail bikini girls, and an exclusive list of guests.
If you couldn't get in, you must not have known the right people.
I can hook you up next time for....say...a Large Scale(and before you ask, yes, it would be worth it.)
Then again, maybe only certain ponies are allowed. :p
Burtle
07-09-2011, 11:43 AM
The Spa was closed for a private party involving Jeets, the chainmail bikini girls, and an exclusive list of guests.
If you couldn't get in, you must not have known the right people.
I can hook you up next time for....say...a Large Scale(and before you ask, yes, it would be worth it.)
http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6550847/female-armor-sucks :D
boricua_in_cali
07-09-2011, 11:48 AM
The Spa was closed for a private party involving Jeets, the chainmail bikini girls, and an exclusive list of guests.
If you couldn't get in, you must not have known the right people.
I can hook you up next time for....say...a Large Scale(and before you ask, yes, it would be worth it.)
I was in there, slipped the valet a fiver, and slid in through the rear.
good times. Tossing dwarfs, and downing mead.
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