You know you're gimp when....

[doubledge]

Your main source of damage is the acid prefix on your acid +2 dagger.

You can't hit the blackguards.

If it takes more than 3 hits to kill a ww kobold.

If you can't EVEN HIT the aforthementioned kobold.

If you die in several hits to the kobolds.

(post more ideas XD)

[suszterpatt]

When the Barb 1/Cleric 1/Wizard 1 tells you so.

[Lissyl]

Your main source of damage is the acid prefix on your acid +2 dagger.

You can't hit the blackguards.

If it takes more than 3 hits to kill a ww kobold.

If you can't EVEN HIT the aforthementioned kobold.

If you die in several hits to the kobolds.

(post more ideas XD)

When the dice hate you SO MUCH that a good Tempest Spine run ends with most of the team being blown off the top with Sorjie 'one hit from death'...and it takes 12 crossbow bolts for the dice to roll above a 5 for the repeater rogue, leaving the summoned elemental to swirl in and grab the last hit. :D

Seriously, I wanted to crawl under a rock. :)

[Rian]

you may be a redneck if...oops wrong thread...:D

You are probably a gimp if you have no idea how to play your toon

have 200 hps...as a fighter...at lvl 20...with no fortification...

You might be a gimp if you put into Pale master enchancements...and don't have death spells

you are a gimp if you have a 6 con :p

have max charisma...on a ranger

think TWF bastard swords gives you double glancing blows

don't think chaos xoriat orbs of doom are fun :D

you are a gimp if you think any of these are funny

[Havok.cry]

When your played by hordo

When hordo hates you

[suszterpatt]

When you die before Coyle.

[Ngha]

When you wear featherfalling at the end of tempest spine.

[Rydlic]

If you can't read a simple map.

If you spend 10 minutes trying to find the group via the dots when they are a floor above you.. Screaming your bugged out the entire time.

If everything wrong with you character is Turbine's fault.

[Garumn]

You are a Founder, been VIP since, and still do not have a capped toon!!

Oh, and just unlocked 32-point builds!!!

HA!!!:D:D:D:D

[Rydlic]

You are a Founder, been VIP since, and still do not have a capped toon!!

Oh, and just unlocked 32-point builds!!!

HA!!!:D:D:D:D

Or.. If you have 30 character, none capped, but can run waterworks blindfolded, backwards while feeding an infant.

[Eleia]

You are a Founder, been VIP since, and still do not have a capped toon!!

Oh, and just unlocked 32-point builds!!!

HA!!!:D:D:D:D

lol I was going to put when you've been vip since 07 and it takes you four years to max your first toon. :D

[Paleus]

You refer to the cleric (favored soul) as "the healer."

- I'll allow that this caveat is more for general quests than raids, but I've been leveling a cleric for the past life conjuration and everytime someone calls me "the healer" I always manage to outkill them by a wide margin somehow on a "healer." Not bragging, just saying I've observed this correlation.

[Rydlic]

You refer to the cleric (favored soul) as "the healer."

- I'll allow that this caveat is more for general quests than raids, but I've been leveling a cleric for the past life conjuration and everytime someone calls me "the healer" I always manage to outkill them by a wide margin somehow on a "healer." Not bragging, just saying I've observed this correlation.

if you are full rogue, taking the assassin pre, and have to keep telling everyone that you did not have enough skill points to get the trap skills like search, disable device, open lock, spot.. but you have max sneaking skillz. (true story)

--the aside reminded me that while I'm leveling I'm keeping a few rogue skills to help with solo, and with one rogue lvl I'm able to handle all traps all the way up (last life i stopped DD and OL at 12 and did not start blowing until elite Vale). I know don't pigeon hole a class.. but come on why be pure class and NOT be able to do what that class is best at.

[MsEricka]

You join an SoS group on your Rogue and say to the party "Thanks for letting me in, i'm not DPS i'm just a trap monkey" and simply because of that I myddo you and then ask if you'd confirm your base 10 con 166HP 0fort is true and you drop party instantly.

Happened yesterday.

[Antheal]

Your main source of damage is the acid prefix on your acid +2 dagger.

You can't hit the blackguards.

If it takes more than 3 hits to kill a ww kobold.

If you can't EVEN HIT the aforthementioned kobold.

If you die in several hits to the kobolds.

(post more ideas XD)

YKYGW You've been playing DDO for one week and aren't level 20 yet.

Right?

[Rian]

you think haste is a waste of SPs

you think this game needs to be more like WoW

you think your 160hps at cap in a raid with no fort will be find as long as you stand in the back and don't draw aggro

you have 160hps at cap in a raid with no fortification

you think the Chaosblade stinks

you think rogues aren't DPS

you think rangers are useless

you think you know what I know you think I think you think he thinks that she thinks that his girlfriends boyrfirends 2nd cousin removeddog thinks WF aren't capable of being juggernaughts of absolute and total chaos.

you don't know the Xorians and their purpose (or other former servers on newer servers (but Xoriat remains on top of those;)))

you think a 10wiz/10sorc = uber awesome shakes

you don't think this is mildly entertaining

[krtkoo]

When you die before Coyle.


this :D +1

[Miahoo]

You translate a simple "hi" to "share plz"

You say "share plz" even when the entrance is/near the quest giver

You say "share plz" even when you already have the quest

[yk49]

you are lvl 20 and die in normal shroud.

[mournbladereigns]

You can't solo EVERYTHING, especially raids.
You can't self-heal.
You need more than starter gear to lay waste to quests at level.
you don't know what a piker is, or a pikeman, or a pike.
you have to use Khopeshes just to have measurable dps.
you don't know what your pulchritude score is.
You don't know who Gary Gygax is.
Your afraid to play elves cause you think their gimp.
you don't know the difference between a primary ability and a dump stat.
your in a guild that runs raids daily.
your not in a guild that runs raids daily.
You got turned down by a pug.

[Deissa_Ironhand]

You die because you crit fail disarming a trap....then another...then another...then start looking for a key....

[Vint]

When you die before Coyle.

+1, I hate that guy.

[Illiain]

you think the Chaosblade stinks



You think Chaosblades are quality weapons.

So just put that piece of junk under my name and I'll get rid of it properly. Don't bother putting it up for roll, no one will want it.

[luvirini]

You are in a at level Tor and the hireling you summon as you had no healer outkills the whole party.

[chak]

if you use your grease clicky and you are the only one to fall off the ledge.

[krud]

you are lvl 20 and die in normal shroud.
doesn't everyone die in the shroud? ;) (part 5)

[Symar-FangofLloth]

doesn't everyone die in the shroud? ;) (part 5)

The only way to win, is not to play.

[redraider]

doesn't everyone die in the shroud? ;) (part 5)

+1 for that!

[DevHead]

You know you're gimp when you think the green numbers on Acid damage to clay golems is "extra acidic".

[Bodic]

you are lvl 20 and die in normal shroud.

now now accidents happen.

you know your gimp when the drow rogue has more HP than you.

[suszterpatt]

now now accidents happen.

you know your gimp when the drow rogue has more HP than you.During my first TR as a drow rogue, I pugged with a first life Barb who had a lower Fortitude save than me (at level ~12).

Just thought I'd share.

[Hush_Puppy]

*You get lost in Korthos Bar and can't find the Spirit Binder.
*You die repeatedly zerging through easy quests.
*Your name is Leroy Jenkins, Lery Jekins, or any variation of the same.
*You fight oozes and rust monsters with your highest level unbound swords "to cut them faster".
*You think spot and search are pointless skills for a rogue.
*You only see hidden doors with your rogue if the wizard in your party uses "Detect Secret Doors".
*You try to make a character like Chuck Norris but it ends up like Wimp Lo.
*You drop items you can't use, even if it's a +5 rapier of pure good, instead of selling it. Even when your inventory isn't full.
*You don't know why all these collectables keep appearing, but you don't keep them anyway.
*You want a character with 1 level of each class in the game.
*You can't understand what that blue bar is on the window, but you keep it full just in case.
*You think you can summon Gary Gygax.
*You CAN summon Gary Gygax, but he promptly leaves you to be someone else's familiar.
*You want to have a Druid that can turn themselves into a T-Rex with +5 metal jaws like that guy in the 007 movie.
*You make a character EXACTLY like Drizzt, but claim you "didn't know".
*You complain that Turbine won't let you be a half-nymph, half-dragon, or half-mindflayer.
*You're convinced Turbine should make bards carry electric guitars.
*You think you should be able to have children in DDO, and there should be a special skill for it.
*You keep on a running commentary ala Animal Planet during quests, talking in a fake astralian accent and repeatedly saying "crykie!".
*You make evil characters. It's Turbine that tries to make them "good".
*You wish you could use diplomacy to convince the mind flayer to let you join him.
*You want Happy Cat to be your familiar.
*You think cieling cat revives your characters when they die.

*fixed lol
Well, that's all I can think of for now.

[azrael4h]

You use MyDDO to screen people from your pugs.
You think having a killcount total higher than anyone else matters.
Your main is a dual-Scimitar wielding Drow Ranger/Fighter/Barbarian, with a name of some variation of Drizzt.
Your main is a Wizard with some variation of the name Gandalf or Raistlin.
Your main Wizard with some variation of the name Raistlin has 6-8 CON.
Your Half-Orc Barbarian has fewer hit points than a Human Sorcerer.
You think there is a class called "Healer" in DDO, which is only capable of and only purpose is healing.
Your Cleric or Favored Soul does not or cannot cast any healing spells.

[knightgf]

You don't put any points in constitution.

Nuff' said.

[9Crows]

when rats 1 shot u at lvl 4 .... when you"re a lvl6 melee who dies with a cleric hire on irestone normal everytime..... you die while your busy typing complaints about noobs in group .... everytime you do something dumb you proclaim "ime a girl" or "someones at the door" .... you only party with people 2 to 3 lvls under you cause u look extra uber....

[Ghoste]

Your party needs to buy it way to the end chest (20+ mana pot ToD runs, I'm looking at you). ;)

[Ngha]

You think having a killcount total higher than anyone else matters.


It does when you're the repeater rogue in a party of Sorcerors and TWFers. I just looked around at the end and went....lolwut. Consequently.....

You're a gimp if you have the highest kill count when you're not supposed to be a dps class, and also have the only death dropping everyone's xp by 10%

[bigolbear]

you know your a gimp if:

you feel so insecure in your gaming abilities that you have to rant on the forums
You are so incompetant that you MUST have over 400 hp on an end game, non mele, character.
you use the folowing words: 'tank', 'healer', and 'dps' without apreciating the subtelty of what any given class or combination may bring.
you wont invite some one into your group that may be underperforming for one or more reasons.
you think all mutliclass = gimp.
you think all cleric = healer.
you think meles deliver majority of damage in most typical quests.
you play pvp in ddo... and take it seriously

[doubledge]

you know your a gimp if:
you use the folowing words: 'tank', 'healer', and 'dps' without apreciating the subtelty of what any given class or combination may bring.


I use those terms, it's less "100% healer" it's more "keep the gimp alive in part 5"

Also, you know you're gimp when:
The elf cleric casts ddoor.

[Deathlos]

you just may be gimp if.

You think the 6con melee is going to die several times every quest.
You have a 6con melee that isnt your very 1st char.
You think AC chars are gimped.
Your 90th Tr epic geared Barb is getting outdpsed by the AC monk.
You cant solo the Ele in part 2 shroud without someone else healing you.
You Intimidate a boss to save the Sorc then die*oh wait... didnt i do this yesterday?*
You think that only Barbs, Fighters, and Plds are Dps
You think Arcanes are only buffbots
You build your Arcane only as a buffbot
You dont Carry blur,haste,rage,GH on your arcane
You cant be beaten in kill count without making a excuse.
You dont think that a Monk/Barb char would be OP
You build your monk like you would a TWF barb*looks at all the mentaru builds*
You think you cant complete shroud without a certain class/classes
You only allow 1/2 arcanes and 2/3 divines in your raids
Your to scared to try a raid with only one healer
You must have a arcane to complete a ToD
You must have GH cast on your melee to hit harry on a 1
You cant complete an epic without a Arcane
You Think just because your good in PvP your god.
Your main is built just for PvP
You feel the need to duel-box in PvP just to show how good you are
You post in this thread without posting at least one reason why one of your chars are gimp

[adamr09]

You refer to the cleric (favored soul) as "the healer."

- I'll allow that this caveat is more for general quests than raids, but I've been leveling a cleric for the past life conjuration and everytime someone calls me "the healer" I always manage to outkill them by a wide margin somehow on a "healer." Not bragging, just saying I've observed this correlation.

or better yet, if you are a cleric or fvs and cant figure out that you can fight and heal at the same time ><

[Ecoski]

- You don't know the quest, run ahead, die, recall, enter again, then ragequit (this happened TWICE today)
- You won't allow more than 1 rogue in your group
- You shout at the rogue for fighting the same mob as you
- Instead of helping the 12 con sorc gain more health, you just scream NOOOOOOB!
- You grab the giant's treasure in elite Claw of Vulkoor when the healer is out of mana
- You're still wearing the korthos set at level 18
- You max charisma on a wizard
- You think you must start with 14 wisdom on a paladin/ranger, or never be able to cast spells.
- You dump strength on a finesse build
- You have not, at some point, charged into a room screaming Leeroy Jenkins/Waaaauuugh and massacring everything in sight as a half-orc

[Vyrn]

- Instead of helping the 12 con sorc gain more health, you just scream NOOOOOOB!


Youre a noob if..

You still think people appreciate good natured help most of the time in MMOs. Especially pugs.

[azrael4h]

It does when you're the repeater rogue in a party of Sorcerors and TWFers. I just looked around at the end and went....lolwut. Consequently.....

You're a gimp if you have the highest kill count when you're not supposed to be a dps class, and also have the only death dropping everyone's xp by 10%

Killcount only means you got the last hit. If a Sorc knocks every mob in a quest down to 1 hp, and some one else kills them, then he will have no credit, even though he did all the work.

[Gawdzilla]

You know you're a gimp when you wasted 3 feats to bless chests.

[FrozenNova]

You refer to the cleric (favored soul) as "the healer."

- I'll allow that this caveat is more for general quests than raids, but I've been leveling a cleric for the past life conjuration and everytime someone calls me "the healer" I always manage to outkill them by a wide margin somehow on a "healer." Not bragging, just saying I've observed this correlation.

So, 'the farmer' never does anything but farms?
Healer means, one who heals. As a divine, healing is most certainly part of what you do. Hence, you are a healer.
Quite typically you'll heal more than the bard, ranger or paladin. This will make you the primary healer, and hence the default target of reference by "healer".
If I put an lfm up for a healer, it's because I want someone who heals, no matter what else they plan on doing.

[Rian]

<snippity>
- You think you must start with 14 wisdom on a paladin/ranger, or never be able to cast spells.
<snack>- You have not, at some point, charged into a room screaming Leeroy Jenkins/Waaaauuugh and massacring everything in sight as a half-orc

1) my rgr has a 14 base wisdom for additional saves to will, and still rocks out more than some other builds :p

2) You have pretty much outlined my barbarian and half-orc characters (and my paladin with his 2 barb past lives :D)

[Ryiah]

You know you're a gimp when you wasted 3 feats to bless chests.

Aww you beat me to it. I was going to link your post (http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=3827540&postcount=52) mentioning the favored soul that tossed out three feats to get it too.

[Rian]

The only way to win, is not to play.

You're gimped if you make a "War Games" reference

and

You're gimped for recognizing it :(

[ExK444]

You think Chaosblades are quality weapons.

So just put that piece of junk under my name and I'll get rid of it properly. Don't bother putting it up for roll, no one will want it.

Well, Epic Chaosblades on a Pally with silver in the slot is pretty **** useful. But getting the Chaosblade isn't the problem there. ;)

[Thesoulgazer]

Sorceror time :)

*You are at lv 20 and have 1730 spell poins.
*You feats are Martial weapon prof, mental toughness, TWF, diehard, Dodge, mobility, and spring attack
*You strength is at the 15+ base necessary to get TWF
*Your 6th spell list is composed of Tenser's transformation, Shadow Walk, and Cat's Grace, mass
*You reglularly use Tenser's transformation
*You have banishement hotkeyed instead of Finger of death....in Shavarath
*You have only the UMD that comes with charisma and are actively trying to use resurrection and heal scrolls
*You melee more then you cast above level 5
*You melee more then you cast in epic
*What's a spell component?
*You are a fire savant who spends 99% of his time in Shavarath.
*Your DC is below 30 at level 20 (between 30 and 36, your DC is just bad)
*You shoot a maximized, empowered, symbioded chain lightning for 2,000 points of damage....at a group or flesh golems
*You have more points into dexterity then you do charisma
*You uber twink gear at lv 20 is a staff of the Magi
*How do I use a ranged touch attack?

What's scary is that I have seen quite a few of these.

[Philibusta]

You know you're gimp when....

You spend time thinking of ways, and telling other players all the ways, in which their character is gimped.

[Rian]

You know you're gimped when your ranger has more green steel items than all of your other characters...combined (and yes, that is me :D)

[Hush_Puppy]

You know you're gimped when your sorcerer zergs through misery's peak on elite, surviving only by a hair from the benevolence of a healing party member, then promptly dies because you didn't bother to wait for the rest of the party before rushing to the ambush at the lever.
Can you guess who the "benevolent healer" was? This happened a month ago or something.

You also must be gimp if a bad experience in a quest inspires you to write a song parody. ("You shouldn't zerg it aloooooone...")

[fluffybunnywilson]

When you wear featherfalling at the end of tempest spine.

I wear a FF ring in the final fight on Tempest Spine. If I get tossed, the FF ring lets me get back into the fight before I even touch the ground.

[fluffybunnywilson]

You know you're gimp when someone asks you if you have heavy fort and you look on the character sheet to see what the number on your first saving throw is.

[Paleus]

So, 'the farmer' never does anything but farms?
Healer means, one who heals. As a divine, healing is most certainly part of what you do. Hence, you are a healer.
Quite typically you'll heal more than the bard, ranger or paladin. This will make you the primary healer, and hence the default target of reference by "healer".
If I put an lfm up for a healer, it's because I want someone who heals, no matter what else they plan on doing.

Since you and others have commented let me clarify. My original post was referring to the "act of referring to someone as a healer," it has nothing to do with how the cleric/fvs should play their character. How a cleric/fvs should play is outside the realm of my post. Rather, I am referring to what I think is a revealed mentality of someone who mentally (and then quite verbally) pigeonholes players by class icons. They tend to be newish to the game and its mechanics as well tend to lack a survival instinct beyond hoping someone else takes care of them. At least that is what I seem to be observing when my cleric (who yes heals quite well as an intended vocation) regularly out-kills those players who will constantly refer to it as the healer, but not necessarily those who just go by my name or say cleric or anything else. Makes me wonder what they think they are, the follower, the patient, the piker?

[Yazzman]

Makes me wonder what they think they are, the follower, the patient, the piker?

Don't forget the Trapmonkey!

[Cyprine]

n00b or gimped ?

* you're prolly a n00b if you dont know what being *gimped* is.

*You only see hidden doors with your rogue if the wizard in your party uses "Knock".

* you're prolly a n00b if you try to detect secret doors with a Knock spell.

* you're prolly gimped if, at lvl 15 feat selection screen, you wonder if you will have enough feats to complete your build.
* you're prolly gimped if, at lvl 18 feat selection screen, you surprise yourself saying *shocks* no room for Toughness.
* you're prolly gimped (or a n00b) if, when casting a spell, you get a warning message: Ability score too low.
* you're prolly a n00b (and/or gimped) if nothing happens when you cast a spell and have to ask what Arcane Spell Failure is.

[Ugumagre]

* Your haggle mule has too much hp and is NOT really good at haggling.

[Chai]

Youre gimped if you based your character on your favorite PnP build.

Youre gimped if you heal Horoth more than you heal the toon tanking Horoth.

[Ugumagre]

Sorceror time :)

*You are at lv 20 and have 1730 spell poins.
*You feats are Martial weapon prof, mental toughness, TWF, diehard, Dodge, mobility, and spring attack
*You strength is at the 15+ base necessary to get TWF
*Your 6th spell list is composed of Tenser's transformation, Shadow Walk, and Cat's Grace, mass
*You reglularly use Tenser's transformation
*You have banishement hotkeyed instead of Finger of death....in Shavarath
*You have only the UMD that comes with charisma and are actively trying to use resurrection and heal scrolls
*You melee more then you cast above level 5
*You melee more then you cast in epic
*What's a spell component?
*You are a fire savant who spends 99% of his time in Shavarath.
*Your DC is below 30 at level 20 (between 30 and 36, your DC is just bad)
*You shoot a maximized, empowered, symbioded chain lightning for 2,000 points of damage....at a group or flesh golems
*You have more points into dexterity then you do charisma
*You uber twink gear at lv 20 is a staff of the Magi
*How do I use a ranged touch attack?

What's scary is that I have seen quite a few of these.

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far away, beginning a PnP Campaign, a friend wanted to pick "expeditious retreat" and "mirror image" as his two spells as a 1st level Sorcerer. After we screamed at him for 15 minutes, he changed his mind.

[Luxx0r]

You must have GH cast on your melee to hit harry on a 1

You're gimped if you think you can hit anything on a 1



*You strength is at the 15+ base necessary to get TWF


Or if you think that strength is the needed characteristic for TWF


Youre gimped if you based your character on your favorite PnP build.


Like when you do a 18 level fighter, going the THF way and using a greatsword (that being me).

[Bwahahaha]

When this is what happens...


http://imgboot.com/images/Leo/triplefacepalm.jpg (http://imgboot.com/user/Leo/images/triplefacepalm.jpg)

[Feralthyrtiaq]

You know you r gimped when your 1Monk/16 Horc UA Assassin blows up his first box (in this life) in Normal IQ Finding the path because you dint swap Maenya's Fists for your +15 Disable Gloves LOL

Thanks to Groan-1, Catskyll, Deathlos, Larvhenk (sp?) and hmmm who am I missing...for the XP grinding in Reavers Refuge and IQ over the weekend. A pleasure running with yall...

And to Catskyll....Thanks for babysitting me while I worked the traps in Monastery Sistah!

[Stitch78]

When Hordo passes you in kill count AND death count.

[Enoach]

you know you are *gimped* when your ratio kills/deaths is 1/2 (Yes thats 1 kill per every 2 deaths)

[Jevern]

You know you're gimped when you followed a path at character creation.

[justagame]

... when you petition for a name change to "Mis Adventure" to improve your kill count
... when unequipping then re-equipping a gfl item temporarily makes your red bar half full
... when you struggle to take aggro away from the small farm animal you summoned

[fluffybunnywilson]

...when you equip handwraps after U9.1

[SableShadow]

...when kobold no longer hates you.

[Battlehawke]

.....if your level 14 toon is running WW on Casual for "Loot Runs"....

....and you posted a 14-17 LFM for it, because you need an "experienced" player to guide you...

[Truga]

.....if your level 14 toon is running WW on Casual for "Loot Runs"....

....and you posted a 14-17 LFM for it, because you need an "experienced" player to guide you...

Hey, I think I saw that dude a couple days ago. This was on Argo right? I was rather confused.

[SaneDitto]

It wasn't "Invaders!"?

[Hush_Puppy]

n00b or gimped ?

* you're prolly a n00b if you dont know what being *gimped* is.

* you're prolly a n00b if you try to detect secret doors with a Knock spell.



Smacks forehead I wrote that out wrong! How did I write it that way?! *shot*

It's fixed now. *hangs gimp head in shame*

[lhidda]

... when u start to like the sound of incoming criticals.

[Hush_Puppy]

You break out your real life dice when people tell you to reroll your character.
You think your character could pwn the Tomb of Horrors.
You think you BUILT the Tomb of Horrors.
You petition for a special Smite button to deal with those who annoy you.
You like to raise your party member death count.
You spend more time making your character look like something you'd cosplay than making it work.
You named your character God.
You ask yourself "Why aren't there halfling size Warforged?"

[doubledge]

[quote=Hush_Puppy;3830566]You petition for a special Smite button to deal with those who annoy you.

that exists. it's called kormor's belt.

[Cyr]

...all your might be a gimp examples are for level 10 and under content.
...you yell over voice chat how someone opened the chest before you could bless it.
...you get personally angry when someone points out game mechanics that are substandard because you happen to utilize all of them on your newest build.
...you are the only one dying multiple times in a party.
...you build your rogue for 'traps'.
...you can't seem to figure out that rouge != rogue and/or you can't figure out what != means.
...you maximize one aspect of your character and brag about it loudly despite knowing that you gimped an equally important aspect of your character horribly for that privilage and hope no one notices.
...you keep on saying I'm so used to playing warforged when you get hit by negative levels on your horc (special shout out for a guildy :)).
...your character is based upon a pnp character you had or even worse a character from a novel.

[Hush_Puppy]

Your character dies before ever entering the Grotto.
You ask yourself "What would Jeets do?".
You use this list as a checklist.
You try to apply tactics from Munchkin to DDO.
You think a DnD shirt gives you bonuses to your character.
You attempt to bribe the "DM" in DDO.