Hoglum
05-23-2011, 05:30 PM
I used to be able to intimidate monsters. It worked like a charm. Then, recently, I couldn’t get their attention. I was baffled. I thought about it for hours. Somehow I was no longer a threat. They just weren’t scared of me anymore. I wondered if they switched game mechanics or something. I just couldn’t understand why my intimidate skill wasn’t working anymore.
Then it dawned on me.
I’m wearing a pink dress now. I used have some fierce looking spiked steel armor coated in lethal acid. Then I found out armor class doesn’t work anymore. So I bought a robe…
…I put on…
…and now I look like a complete sissy holding a couple swords. I suppose the dragon can use those swords as toothpicks when she gets me stuck between her teeth. So much for intimidate. I’m pretty sure I saw a couple ogres chuckling at me.
Then it dawned on me.
I’m wearing a pink dress now. I used have some fierce looking spiked steel armor coated in lethal acid. Then I found out armor class doesn’t work anymore. So I bought a robe…
…I put on…
…and now I look like a complete sissy holding a couple swords. I suppose the dragon can use those swords as toothpicks when she gets me stuck between her teeth. So much for intimidate. I’m pretty sure I saw a couple ogres chuckling at me.