Aces Over Kings Public Service Announcement

[Thucydides04]

It has come to our attention that our guild has been the subject of increased "scrutinization." We have felt the effects of this bigotry and decided to implement two uniquely different solutions for you.

Solution 1

We are aware that some of you feel slighted by our actions within the quest named "The Shroud." Consequently, you have been forced to acquire a large ingredient that you did not want. We are offering you the opportunity to use the crafting altars on our guild ship for that large ingredient. Please be advised that any player may take advantage of this unique opportunity by sending a /tell to any member of Aces Over Kings. We will only accept a Large Devil Scale as payment in order to avoid confusion. The member you contact will collect payment prior to you boarding our ship.

You will be allowed to remain on our boat for 1, 30 minute period in order to craft whatever you need.

Any additional time spent on the boat will incur a surcharge of 1 Large Devil Scale per 15 minute period.

Solution 2

We are aware that there are several players/guilds etc that have alienated themselves from the premier raiding guild on Argonnessen. We are offering you an opportunity to demonstrate an improvement on your behalf; for a price. 2 Flawless Red Dragon Scales will afford you the opportunity to join Aces Over Kings for 1 day. This day will be your choice. We cannot guarantee certain players will be available so it is in your interest to contact us ahead of time to figure out the details.

Your Day with AOK will include all of the following:

1. You will be included in all of our raids/quests like any other guild member.
2. We will slide you any loot you need from raid chests provided another guildie does not need it, in which case there will be a /roll.
3. You will be afforded the opportunity to select which quests you want to run with us.


So take advantage of these opportunities now by contacting any member of Aces Over Kings in game by using the /tell command. If the /tell command does not solicit a response, then we likely have you squelched and suggest you post in this thread to notify us of your intentions.


Have an AOK day.

[Merlocke]

AOK for a day program? ..I like it.

[LordPiglet]

excellent

[ArkoHighStar]

the premier raiding guild on Argonnessen.


I loled

[furbyoats]

Are there coupon codes anywhere? I didn't see one in the last monthly newsletter.

[iAreTehDoc]

So... I get 2 flawless red dragonscales for being in your guild for one day?

[oberon131313]

I just want to know how you collect if I got over my 30 minutes?

[bandyman1]

I just want to know how you collect if I got over my 30 minutes?

Slogan should tell you all you need to know;

" We're not a guild. We're a gang. "

[SaisMatters]

OMG, does this include getiing to see The Smurfs Sack????

[xTethx]

No mana pots necessary? Lame!

[JollySwagMan]

If I join your guild for a day, do I get bonus points for /deathing on xp runs? ;)

[bendover]

Is this a joke or have you thought that just maybe some of the reasons you're being "scrutinized" is for reasons like this?

[Mr_Tank]

As a half member of this gang can I have my cost reduced to 1 FLDS or must I pay full price for something I will only use half the time?

[twix]

Is this a joke or have you thought that just maybe some of the reasons you're being "scrutinized" is for reasons like this?

Dont hate the players hate the game...

[thomprob]

Monkeybone!

[Rasczak]

Who's AoK?

Might I suggest selling off your influx of scales to hire a better marketing manager?

[twix]

Happy where I am thanks ;)

Not sure where it was asked if you were happy where you are but congratulations I guess...

[Sealsniper]

It has come to our attention that our guild has been the subject of increased "scrutinization." We have felt the effects of this bigotry and decided to implement two uniquely different solutions for you.

Solution 1

We are aware that some of you feel slighted by our actions within the quest named "The Shroud." Consequently, you have been forced to acquire a large ingredient that you did not want. We are offering you the opportunity to use the crafting altars on our guild ship for that large ingredient. Please be advised that any player may take advantage of this unique opportunity by sending a /tell to any member of Aces Over Kings. We will only accept a Large Devil Scale as payment in order to avoid confusion. The member you contact will collect payment prior to you boarding our ship.

You will be allowed to remain on our boat for 1, 30 minute period in order to craft whatever you need.

Any additional time spent on the boat will incur a surcharge of 1 Large Devil Scale per 15 minute period.

Solution 2

We are aware that there are several players/guilds etc that have alienated themselves from the premier raiding guild on Argonnessen. We are offering you an opportunity to demonstrate an improvement on your behalf; for a price. 2 Flawless Red Dragon Scales will afford you the opportunity to join Aces Over Kings for 1 day. This day will be your choice. We cannot guarantee certain players will be available so it is in your interest to contact us ahead of time to figure out the details.

Your Day with AOK will include all of the following:

1. You will be included in all of our raids/quests like any other guild member.
2. We will slide you any loot you need from raid chests provided another guildie does not need it, in which case there will be a /roll.
3. You will be afforded the opportunity to select which quests you want to run with us.


So take advantage of these opportunities now by contacting any member of Aces Over Kings in game by using the /tell command. If the /tell command does not solicit a response, then we likely have you squelched and suggest you post in this thread to notify us of your intentions.


Have an AOK day.

Um....what is the cost for a private tour of Tempest Spine with Mr. Tab?

Please advise

[Tobril]

Looks like the forums "post date" is still messed up...this looks like it was supposed to be listed on April 1st...

[Thucydides04]

Um....what is the cost for a private tour of Tempest Spine with Mr. Tab?

Please advise

Tempest Spine tours with any guild memner should be negotiated on an individual basis. The last I heard, Mr. Tab was asking only that you bring your own Greatclub of the Scrag. He will do the dampening.:eek:

[Thucydides04]

Is this a joke or have you thought that just maybe some of the reasons you're being "scrutinized" is for reasons like this?

This is not a joke.

We already have several satisfied customers. Please continue placing your orders.

We would also like to mention that Aces Over Kings and its memebers will not be legally obligated to remedy any blacklisting or other unintended side effects that may result from your transaction.

[furbyoats]

Tempest Spine tours with any guild memner should be negotiated on an individual basis. The last I heard, Mr. Tab was asking only that you bring your own Greatclub of the Scrag. He will do the dampening.:eek:


http://i.imgur.com/LFO42.jpg

[Darwinnon]

Who are these Army Of Korthos guys and why would I wanna join em? Must be some newbie guild...

[Nick_RC]

I loled

me too

[totmacher]

if I decide to do this, can I just have the entire day with one guild member? or say a romantic dinner?

[kingarthas87]

Is this a joke or have you thought that just maybe some of the reasons you're being "scrutinized" is for reasons like this?

HIFA are here to help.

[Sealsniper]

http://i.imgur.com/LFO42.jpg

WOW, just wow :(:(:(

[ArkoHighStar]

WOW, just wow :(:(:(

Tab looks good doesn't he

[ErixofNurgle]

..............lolololololololololololo..........ow ..........my Face Hurts............lolololololololololololololololol olololol

[twix]

me too

Go back to kyber!

[AtomicMew]

This is really messed up. If i ever took the game this seriously, could someone just shoot me?

BTW, OP: Cornell, huh? How do you like stepping on worms all spring?

[Jonny_D]

http://i.imgur.com/LFO42.jpg

AoK has managed to corral many of the lost Pwnies havent they