NeutronStar
02-28-2011, 02:53 PM
This is how I would have written it:
HI 3VERYONE-
OR PERHAPS I SHUD SAY “AHOY MAETYS”!!!11 OMG Y3S I WIL ADMIT IT MAH H3AD SI FUL OF PIRAET THOUGHTS MAH DO CHARACT3R’S HEAD SI COVERED WIT A SLIK-LOKNG PIRAET HAT AND PART OF MA WUD RATH3R B SOMEWH3RE 3LS3 RIGHT NOW BOSNG AROUND SOME KOBOLDS (I DON’T MEAN U DO T3M)!!1!!1!11 LOL BUT SOM3 THNGS R WORTH TAKNG A BR3AK FROM UR FAVORIET GMA FOR AND THES SI ONE OF THOSE TIEMS FOR ME AS 2DAY IT SI MAH HONOR 2 OFICIALY MARK DO’S 5TH BIRTHDAY
IT’S!1!!!11! W T F HARD 2 BLEIVA TAHT AS OF 2DAY DO HAS BAN SERVNG UP TEH BST DUNG3ON CRAWLS IN MOS FOR HALF A D3CAED!111! OMG W T F LOL I RAMEMBR BFORA DO S2RMR3ACH CME OUT A MAJOR GMES MAGAZIEN HAD US ON THERE COV3R WIT DA HAADLIEN “THA MO TAHT CHANGES AV3RYTHNG”!11!1!! OMG LOL LOKNG BAK ON TAHT NOW I DON’T THINK ANYON3 CUD HAEV GU3S3D HOW TRUA TAHT DASCRIPTION WUD PROV3 2 B!!11!11!1 W T F LOL DO CERTANELEY SAT ITSELF APART AARLEY WIT ITS ACTION COMBAT 3LABORAET INSTANCES AND FATEHFUL INTERPRATATION OF DUNGEONS & DRAGONS!!!11 LOL THROUGH DA Y3ARS DO MANETANEED A UNIQUA FLAVOR MONG AN 3VER GROWNG FEILD OF MOS INOVATNG WIT GROUND BREAKNG IN-GME 3V3NTS STAET OF TEH ART TACHNOLOGY LIEK DX1 GRAPHIS AND – OF COURSE – BY INTRODUCNG TURBIEN’S TAEK ON DA FRE-2-PLAY BUSIENS MODEL IN 209
SO!11!!1 OMG W T F HOW DO WE APROPRIAETLEY COM3MORAET TH3S3 FIEV GRAAT YAARS?!??!?!? W T F WA SET OUT 2 CREAET OUR BST IN-GM3 3V3NT Y3T!1!!!1!!! OMG AND GIEVN DA HIS2RY OF DO TAHT WAS A PRETY TAL ORDER!!11!!11! I ASUME TAHT BY NOW U HAEV ALR3ADY SPANT A BIT OF TIEM IN SMUGL3R’S REST PLAYNG DA EUPHONIA’S CHALENG3 TRAASURA OF CRYSTAL COVE 3VENT!1!!1! OMG IF NOT I RECOMAND U S2P RAADNG THES NOW AND GO PLAY IT!1!!!11!! LOL SERIOSLEY THES LETAR WIL STIL B HER3 IN A WEK BUT U ONLEY HAEV SO MUCH TIEM 2 G3T AL OF TEH GRAAT LOT AND PRIEZS OUT TH3R3
TH3!!!11 OMG FIRST GR3AT PRIEZ IN DA 3VENT U GAT JUST FOR SHOWNG UP – A NU PIRAET HAT!!1!!!111 LOL JUST GO 2 AUPHONIA’S HAT BOX WH3N U ARIEV IN SMUGLAR’S REST AND UES UR INVITATION 2 CLAME IT!!!!111 OMG IF U NU AND MIS3D TEH CHANC3 2 GET A PARTY INVITATION U CAN STIL GAT A HAT FROM DA DO S2RA OR BY GATHERNG DOUBLONS FROM THOSA SCURVY PIRAETS!!1!1! OMG NOW THES3 HATS R FOR MOR3 THAN JUST LOKNG GOD!!!1!!1! OMG W T F LOL THEYRE R 2NS OF UPGRAEDS AVALEABLA FOR THEM!1!1!!!1 W T F LOL SEVERAL OF THASE CAN B ACQUIERD USNG ONLEY DOUBLONS SO I RECOMAND U TRY 2 GET AT LEAST A TEIR 1 IN EACH CAETGORY
SO!1111 LOL HAEV U HAD A CHANCA 2 GET GOD AT PLAYNG DA AV3NT YET?!???!!!? OMG W T F IN TEH FIRST PART OF 3UPHONIA’S CHALANGE U WAND3R A PUBLIC LANDSCAEP AERA SLAYNG PIRAETS 2 GATHER MAP PEICAS TRAASUR3 COMPAS3S DOUBLONS AND SACR3T TREASURE MAPS!!1!! OMG W T F LOL IT’S AASY ONCE U G3T DA HANG OF IT!!!!1!!! JUST B SURE 2 LEARN WHICH MONSTERS R RIGHT FOR UR LEV3L AND DON’T HESITAET 2 RUN AWAY IF U ACIEDNTALY DRAW DA AT3NTION OF SOMEON3 A BIT 2UGHER THAN U!!!!!11 W T F IF U WANT 2 GET TEH MOST OUT OF UR PIRAET HUNTNG U MIGHT WANT 2 ALSO ANJOY SOME PIRAET GROG AND SOM3 BUT3R-RUM COFE WHIEL U PLAY!11!11! LOL UR BRITCHES WIL B OVARFLOWNG WIT DOUBLONS BFORE U KNOW IT
PART!!!!!! W T F TWO OF DA 3VENT SI DA CRYSTAL COVA COLACTION CHALANG3!1!!1 LOL THES QUAST SI SOMETHNG 2TALY DIFAR3NT FOR DO AND IT 2TALY ROX!!1!!!11 OMG W T F LOL I’M SUR3 U HAEV UR FAVORIET STRAETGEIS ALR3ADY BUT H3R3 R A FEW TIPS B SUR3 2 PIK UP SOME OF DA 2RCH3S TAHT R ALREADY PLAECD WHEN U START 3SPACIALY DA 2 NAAR DA QUAST 3NTRANCA!!!1! OMG LOL PLAY HIGH3R DIFICULTEIS 2 AARN BONUS CRYSTALS – BUT ALSO B MINDFUL OF WUT S2LEN GEMS U R EARNNG!!!1! OMG U MAY NED 2 PLAY LOWER DIFICULTEIS 2 G3T DA RIGHT GEMS AND IF U DO U MAY WISH 2 FOCUS MOSTLEY ON CLEARNG OUT DA DUNGEON OF 3NEMEIS!!1!!! OMG LOL AND PERHAPS DA MOST IMPORTANT TIP SI 2 PLAY WIT TEH SOUND TURNED UP!!11! LOL NO MATER HOW MANY TIEMS I H3AR IT I ALWAYS SMIEL WHAN I H3AR MAH KOBOLDS MUMBLNG OR TELNG M3 “KOBOLD STIL HAETS U!1!!!!1 THEYRE SI A LOT MORE 2 THES GREAT EVENT AND LOTS OF GODEIS AVALEABLE FOR ANY CLAS OR LEVAL IN EUPHONIA’S BART3R BOX!!11!1!11 W T F IF U STIL NED SOM3 MORE INFO I RACOM3ND R3ADNG OUR STARTER GUIED HER3
WE!1!11 W T F AL HAD SUCH A GREAT WEKAND PLAYNG DO UNTIL DA WE HOURS OF DA MORNNG SENG PLENTY OF FUL INSTANC3S AND LOTS OF OLD FREINDS RETURNNG 2 PLAY!11!!1! LOL DA ONLEY PROBLAM SI THOSE FOLKS WHO CAN’T DECIED WUT 2 DO!111!11 OMG LOL IN ADITION 2 TEH 3UPHONIA’S CHAL3NGE 3VENT WA’V3 ALSO HAEV S3V3RAL OTHER COL BIRTHDAY ACTIVITEIS GONG ON RIGHT NOW IN DO!!11111 OMG THEYRE R GREAT BONUESS THROUGHOUT TEH GM3 LIEK BONUS LOT GUILD RENOWN AND QUAST XP!1!11 OMG WE ALSO BROUGHT BAK LAST Y3AR’S MARKETPLAEC 3G HUNT MINI-GMA AND GAEV AL EXISTNG CHARACT3RS FRE TIK3TS!!!1!11!1 OMG IF U DIDN’T PLAY LAST Y3AR B SUR3 2 CHEK OUT DA COMUNITY GUIED AND THAS3 GREAT PLAEYR GUIEDS 2 GET U ON UR WAY!1!!!!1 W T F LOL AL IN AL THEYRE SI A 2N OF BIRTHDAY FUN 2 B HAD IN DO RIGHT NOW!!!11!! W T F LOL W3 HOPE U R 3NJOYNG TEH PARRTY
BYOND!1!1! OMG LOL OUR BIRTHDAY 201 SI LOKNG LIEK ANOTHAR GREAT YEAR FOR DO!1!!!! OMG AT TEH START OF TEH YAAR W3 HAEV SPENT A LOT OF TIEM MAKNG NEDAD CHANGAS BHIND DA SCENES 2 L3T US TAEK DO FULY INTERNATIONAL!1!1!! OMG W T F N3XT MONTH U WIL SE US KIK OF A LIEV BTA OF DA DO S3RVIEC LOCALIEZD IN FR3NCH AND G3RMAN!!1!111!1 OMG W T F LOL THES WIL COME WIT AN INFLUX OF 3VAN MORA PLAEYRS FROM 3UROPE AND OTHER PARTS OF TEH WORLD!!!!1 OMG PLZ H3LP ME IN WALCOMNG THES3 NU (AND IN SOM3 CAESS RETURNNG) DO PLAEYRS 2 OUR COMUNITY!!11!!11 W T F LOL GONG GLOBAL SI AN IMPORTANT PART OF KEPNG DO GONG STRONG FOR MANY YEARS 2 COME
ALTHOUGH!!!11!1 W T F LOL I CAN’T DISCUS AL TEH DETALES 2DAY W3 HAEV SO MANY GREAT THNGS COMNG 2 DO THES YAAR!!!!1 LOL U G3T A TAST3 OF THNGS 2 COMA IN OUR BIRTHDAY 3VANT IF U KNOW WHERE 2 LOK!1!111 OMG LOL WE R WORKNG AN MBITIOS NU CRAFTNG SYSTEM FOR DA GM3 TAHT WE WIL WORK ON THROUGHOUT TEH YEAR WHICH SI BAESD IN PART ON TEH BART3R UI CUR3NTLEY UESD 2 CLAME UR 3V3NT REWARDS!111!!!1 OMG DA ABILITY 2 SELECT FROM A BROAD RANGE OF QU3ST LEVELS LIEK U DO IN CRYSTAL COVE SI ALSO AN IMPORTANT COMPONENT OF AN AL NU CONTANT SYSTEM W3 R WORKNG ON FOR L8R THES YEAR!1!11!1! OMG LOL AND OF COURS3 W3 HAEV LOTS OF NU ADVANTURE PAX COMNG UR WAY - PRIMARILEY FOCUSNG ON DA 2P LAVALS OF TEH GME - TAHT R UNIQU3 ATMOSPHERIC CHAL3NGNG AND VERY FUN
THERE!!1!11 SI A LOT MOR3 2 TOK ABOUT BUT RATH3R THAN CRM IT AL IN2 ONE LATER AND KEP MAH KOBOLDS WATENG MUCH LONGAR WE WIL DO THES LIEK LAST Y3AR WHERE I WIL PLAN 2 FOLOW UP WIT U IN A F3W WEKS WIT A NU “STAET OF DA GM3” LATER!!!!111 OMG W T F IT WIL HAEV MORE DETALES ON UPDAET 9 AND A PEK AT WUT IN S2R3 FOR DO IN R3ST OF 201!!1!! OMG W T F SO PLZ VISIT OUR COMUNITY DISCUSION THREAD BY CLIKNG HAR3 2 POST QUASTIONS OR 2PIS TAHT U WANT 2 SE ME ADR3S IN TAHT M3SAEG AND I’L DO MAH BST 2 INCLUDA AS MANY AS I CAN
IN!!1!!!1!! OMG CONCLUSION I WANT 2 ONC3 AGANE THANK AL OF OUR DO PLAEYRS FOR HELPNG 2 BRNG DO 2 WHER3 IT SI 2DAY!1!11! W T F LOL W3 HAEV HAD FIEV GREAT Y3ARS 2GETHER AND WE LOK FORWARD 2 AT LEAST FIEV MORE!!11!! LOL
HAPY 5TH BIRTHDAY DO
-N3UTR0NST4R!!1!1!!1! OMG LOL
HI 3VERYONE-
OR PERHAPS I SHUD SAY “AHOY MAETYS”!!!11 OMG Y3S I WIL ADMIT IT MAH H3AD SI FUL OF PIRAET THOUGHTS MAH DO CHARACT3R’S HEAD SI COVERED WIT A SLIK-LOKNG PIRAET HAT AND PART OF MA WUD RATH3R B SOMEWH3RE 3LS3 RIGHT NOW BOSNG AROUND SOME KOBOLDS (I DON’T MEAN U DO T3M)!!1!!1!11 LOL BUT SOM3 THNGS R WORTH TAKNG A BR3AK FROM UR FAVORIET GMA FOR AND THES SI ONE OF THOSE TIEMS FOR ME AS 2DAY IT SI MAH HONOR 2 OFICIALY MARK DO’S 5TH BIRTHDAY
IT’S!1!!!11! W T F HARD 2 BLEIVA TAHT AS OF 2DAY DO HAS BAN SERVNG UP TEH BST DUNG3ON CRAWLS IN MOS FOR HALF A D3CAED!111! OMG W T F LOL I RAMEMBR BFORA DO S2RMR3ACH CME OUT A MAJOR GMES MAGAZIEN HAD US ON THERE COV3R WIT DA HAADLIEN “THA MO TAHT CHANGES AV3RYTHNG”!11!1!! OMG LOL LOKNG BAK ON TAHT NOW I DON’T THINK ANYON3 CUD HAEV GU3S3D HOW TRUA TAHT DASCRIPTION WUD PROV3 2 B!!11!11!1 W T F LOL DO CERTANELEY SAT ITSELF APART AARLEY WIT ITS ACTION COMBAT 3LABORAET INSTANCES AND FATEHFUL INTERPRATATION OF DUNGEONS & DRAGONS!!!11 LOL THROUGH DA Y3ARS DO MANETANEED A UNIQUA FLAVOR MONG AN 3VER GROWNG FEILD OF MOS INOVATNG WIT GROUND BREAKNG IN-GME 3V3NTS STAET OF TEH ART TACHNOLOGY LIEK DX1 GRAPHIS AND – OF COURSE – BY INTRODUCNG TURBIEN’S TAEK ON DA FRE-2-PLAY BUSIENS MODEL IN 209
SO!11!!1 OMG W T F HOW DO WE APROPRIAETLEY COM3MORAET TH3S3 FIEV GRAAT YAARS?!??!?!? W T F WA SET OUT 2 CREAET OUR BST IN-GM3 3V3NT Y3T!1!!!1!!! OMG AND GIEVN DA HIS2RY OF DO TAHT WAS A PRETY TAL ORDER!!11!!11! I ASUME TAHT BY NOW U HAEV ALR3ADY SPANT A BIT OF TIEM IN SMUGL3R’S REST PLAYNG DA EUPHONIA’S CHALENG3 TRAASURA OF CRYSTAL COVE 3VENT!1!!1! OMG IF NOT I RECOMAND U S2P RAADNG THES NOW AND GO PLAY IT!1!!!11!! LOL SERIOSLEY THES LETAR WIL STIL B HER3 IN A WEK BUT U ONLEY HAEV SO MUCH TIEM 2 G3T AL OF TEH GRAAT LOT AND PRIEZS OUT TH3R3
TH3!!!11 OMG FIRST GR3AT PRIEZ IN DA 3VENT U GAT JUST FOR SHOWNG UP – A NU PIRAET HAT!!1!!!111 LOL JUST GO 2 AUPHONIA’S HAT BOX WH3N U ARIEV IN SMUGLAR’S REST AND UES UR INVITATION 2 CLAME IT!!!!111 OMG IF U NU AND MIS3D TEH CHANC3 2 GET A PARTY INVITATION U CAN STIL GAT A HAT FROM DA DO S2RA OR BY GATHERNG DOUBLONS FROM THOSA SCURVY PIRAETS!!1!1! OMG NOW THES3 HATS R FOR MOR3 THAN JUST LOKNG GOD!!!1!!1! OMG W T F LOL THEYRE R 2NS OF UPGRAEDS AVALEABLA FOR THEM!1!1!!!1 W T F LOL SEVERAL OF THASE CAN B ACQUIERD USNG ONLEY DOUBLONS SO I RECOMAND U TRY 2 GET AT LEAST A TEIR 1 IN EACH CAETGORY
SO!1111 LOL HAEV U HAD A CHANCA 2 GET GOD AT PLAYNG DA AV3NT YET?!???!!!? OMG W T F IN TEH FIRST PART OF 3UPHONIA’S CHALANGE U WAND3R A PUBLIC LANDSCAEP AERA SLAYNG PIRAETS 2 GATHER MAP PEICAS TRAASUR3 COMPAS3S DOUBLONS AND SACR3T TREASURE MAPS!!1!! OMG W T F LOL IT’S AASY ONCE U G3T DA HANG OF IT!!!!1!!! JUST B SURE 2 LEARN WHICH MONSTERS R RIGHT FOR UR LEV3L AND DON’T HESITAET 2 RUN AWAY IF U ACIEDNTALY DRAW DA AT3NTION OF SOMEON3 A BIT 2UGHER THAN U!!!!!11 W T F IF U WANT 2 GET TEH MOST OUT OF UR PIRAET HUNTNG U MIGHT WANT 2 ALSO ANJOY SOME PIRAET GROG AND SOM3 BUT3R-RUM COFE WHIEL U PLAY!11!11! LOL UR BRITCHES WIL B OVARFLOWNG WIT DOUBLONS BFORE U KNOW IT
PART!!!!!! W T F TWO OF DA 3VENT SI DA CRYSTAL COVA COLACTION CHALANG3!1!!1 LOL THES QUAST SI SOMETHNG 2TALY DIFAR3NT FOR DO AND IT 2TALY ROX!!1!!!11 OMG W T F LOL I’M SUR3 U HAEV UR FAVORIET STRAETGEIS ALR3ADY BUT H3R3 R A FEW TIPS B SUR3 2 PIK UP SOME OF DA 2RCH3S TAHT R ALREADY PLAECD WHEN U START 3SPACIALY DA 2 NAAR DA QUAST 3NTRANCA!!!1! OMG LOL PLAY HIGH3R DIFICULTEIS 2 AARN BONUS CRYSTALS – BUT ALSO B MINDFUL OF WUT S2LEN GEMS U R EARNNG!!!1! OMG U MAY NED 2 PLAY LOWER DIFICULTEIS 2 G3T DA RIGHT GEMS AND IF U DO U MAY WISH 2 FOCUS MOSTLEY ON CLEARNG OUT DA DUNGEON OF 3NEMEIS!!1!!! OMG LOL AND PERHAPS DA MOST IMPORTANT TIP SI 2 PLAY WIT TEH SOUND TURNED UP!!11! LOL NO MATER HOW MANY TIEMS I H3AR IT I ALWAYS SMIEL WHAN I H3AR MAH KOBOLDS MUMBLNG OR TELNG M3 “KOBOLD STIL HAETS U!1!!!!1 THEYRE SI A LOT MORE 2 THES GREAT EVENT AND LOTS OF GODEIS AVALEABLE FOR ANY CLAS OR LEVAL IN EUPHONIA’S BART3R BOX!!11!1!11 W T F IF U STIL NED SOM3 MORE INFO I RACOM3ND R3ADNG OUR STARTER GUIED HER3
WE!1!11 W T F AL HAD SUCH A GREAT WEKAND PLAYNG DO UNTIL DA WE HOURS OF DA MORNNG SENG PLENTY OF FUL INSTANC3S AND LOTS OF OLD FREINDS RETURNNG 2 PLAY!11!!1! LOL DA ONLEY PROBLAM SI THOSE FOLKS WHO CAN’T DECIED WUT 2 DO!111!11 OMG LOL IN ADITION 2 TEH 3UPHONIA’S CHAL3NGE 3VENT WA’V3 ALSO HAEV S3V3RAL OTHER COL BIRTHDAY ACTIVITEIS GONG ON RIGHT NOW IN DO!!11111 OMG THEYRE R GREAT BONUESS THROUGHOUT TEH GM3 LIEK BONUS LOT GUILD RENOWN AND QUAST XP!1!11 OMG WE ALSO BROUGHT BAK LAST Y3AR’S MARKETPLAEC 3G HUNT MINI-GMA AND GAEV AL EXISTNG CHARACT3RS FRE TIK3TS!!!1!11!1 OMG IF U DIDN’T PLAY LAST Y3AR B SUR3 2 CHEK OUT DA COMUNITY GUIED AND THAS3 GREAT PLAEYR GUIEDS 2 GET U ON UR WAY!1!!!!1 W T F LOL AL IN AL THEYRE SI A 2N OF BIRTHDAY FUN 2 B HAD IN DO RIGHT NOW!!!11!! W T F LOL W3 HOPE U R 3NJOYNG TEH PARRTY
BYOND!1!1! OMG LOL OUR BIRTHDAY 201 SI LOKNG LIEK ANOTHAR GREAT YEAR FOR DO!1!!!! OMG AT TEH START OF TEH YAAR W3 HAEV SPENT A LOT OF TIEM MAKNG NEDAD CHANGAS BHIND DA SCENES 2 L3T US TAEK DO FULY INTERNATIONAL!1!1!! OMG W T F N3XT MONTH U WIL SE US KIK OF A LIEV BTA OF DA DO S3RVIEC LOCALIEZD IN FR3NCH AND G3RMAN!!1!111!1 OMG W T F LOL THES WIL COME WIT AN INFLUX OF 3VAN MORA PLAEYRS FROM 3UROPE AND OTHER PARTS OF TEH WORLD!!!!1 OMG PLZ H3LP ME IN WALCOMNG THES3 NU (AND IN SOM3 CAESS RETURNNG) DO PLAEYRS 2 OUR COMUNITY!!11!!11 W T F LOL GONG GLOBAL SI AN IMPORTANT PART OF KEPNG DO GONG STRONG FOR MANY YEARS 2 COME
ALTHOUGH!!!11!1 W T F LOL I CAN’T DISCUS AL TEH DETALES 2DAY W3 HAEV SO MANY GREAT THNGS COMNG 2 DO THES YAAR!!!!1 LOL U G3T A TAST3 OF THNGS 2 COMA IN OUR BIRTHDAY 3VANT IF U KNOW WHERE 2 LOK!1!111 OMG LOL WE R WORKNG AN MBITIOS NU CRAFTNG SYSTEM FOR DA GM3 TAHT WE WIL WORK ON THROUGHOUT TEH YEAR WHICH SI BAESD IN PART ON TEH BART3R UI CUR3NTLEY UESD 2 CLAME UR 3V3NT REWARDS!111!!!1 OMG DA ABILITY 2 SELECT FROM A BROAD RANGE OF QU3ST LEVELS LIEK U DO IN CRYSTAL COVE SI ALSO AN IMPORTANT COMPONENT OF AN AL NU CONTANT SYSTEM W3 R WORKNG ON FOR L8R THES YEAR!1!11!1! OMG LOL AND OF COURS3 W3 HAEV LOTS OF NU ADVANTURE PAX COMNG UR WAY - PRIMARILEY FOCUSNG ON DA 2P LAVALS OF TEH GME - TAHT R UNIQU3 ATMOSPHERIC CHAL3NGNG AND VERY FUN
THERE!!1!11 SI A LOT MOR3 2 TOK ABOUT BUT RATH3R THAN CRM IT AL IN2 ONE LATER AND KEP MAH KOBOLDS WATENG MUCH LONGAR WE WIL DO THES LIEK LAST Y3AR WHERE I WIL PLAN 2 FOLOW UP WIT U IN A F3W WEKS WIT A NU “STAET OF DA GM3” LATER!!!!111 OMG W T F IT WIL HAEV MORE DETALES ON UPDAET 9 AND A PEK AT WUT IN S2R3 FOR DO IN R3ST OF 201!!1!! OMG W T F SO PLZ VISIT OUR COMUNITY DISCUSION THREAD BY CLIKNG HAR3 2 POST QUASTIONS OR 2PIS TAHT U WANT 2 SE ME ADR3S IN TAHT M3SAEG AND I’L DO MAH BST 2 INCLUDA AS MANY AS I CAN
IN!!1!!!1!! OMG CONCLUSION I WANT 2 ONC3 AGANE THANK AL OF OUR DO PLAEYRS FOR HELPNG 2 BRNG DO 2 WHER3 IT SI 2DAY!1!11! W T F LOL W3 HAEV HAD FIEV GREAT Y3ARS 2GETHER AND WE LOK FORWARD 2 AT LEAST FIEV MORE!!11!! LOL
HAPY 5TH BIRTHDAY DO
-N3UTR0NST4R!!1!1!!1! OMG LOL