PwnHammer40K
02-14-2011, 02:27 PM
something for fans of Fight Club and Tyler Durden, while I wait for Turbine to renew my subscription... :p
youtube.com/watch?v=rSpqObhK4Rw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpqObhK4Rw&hd=1) (this HAS to be read while listening to that)
You enter your password and you log on.
We're inside our accounts.
Now imagine your toon as a Level 1 newb.
That's right: your toon, the TR Completionist, back to Shipwreck Shore.
and no gear.
I didn't think so.
This is your grind. Good to the last raid. Doesn't get more repetitive than this.
This is your toon, and it's farming 1 XP at a time.
This isn't WoW, this isn't Final Fantasy.
Wherever you are now you can't even imagine what an untwinked F2P account will be like.
Only after Level 20 can we be reincarnated.
It's only after you've ran a quest 100 times that you're close to getting anything good.
Nothing is static. Everything is BtC. Everything is getting nerfed apart.
This is your grind.
This is your grind.
This is your grind.
Doesn't get more repetitive than this.
This is your toon.
and it's gaining 1 XP at a time.
You are not a Closed Beta Tester.
You are the same Shroud-farming bot as everyone else.
We are all part of the same Bloodstone hunt.
We are the red-headed stepchildren of LOTRO.
You are not your Green Steel.
You are not the DT you wear.
You are not the contents of your Ingredients Bag.
You are not your Epic Scrolls.
You are not your guild.
You are not the airship you fly.
YOU ARE NOT YOUR F****** KILL COUNT.
You have to reroll.
You have to reroll.
You have to realize, that someday, it will get nerfed. Until you know that, you are a newb.
I say, Let me never be Completionist!
I say, May I never be Druid!
I say, Deliver me from elite guilds!
I say, deliver me from clever builds!
I say, deliver me from 1000 HP and perfect DPS!
I say, you have to give up.
I say, enjoy
and let the dice roll where they may.
This is your grind.
This is your grind.
This is your grind.
Doesn't get more repetitive than this.
This is your grind.
and it's ending 1 XP at a time.
You have to reroll.
You have to reroll.
*I want you to nerf me as hard as you can!*
*I want you to nerf me as hard as you can!*
Welcome to DDO.
If this is your first toon,
you have to PvP.
youtube.com/watch?v=rSpqObhK4Rw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpqObhK4Rw&hd=1) (this HAS to be read while listening to that)
You enter your password and you log on.
We're inside our accounts.
Now imagine your toon as a Level 1 newb.
That's right: your toon, the TR Completionist, back to Shipwreck Shore.
and no gear.
I didn't think so.
This is your grind. Good to the last raid. Doesn't get more repetitive than this.
This is your toon, and it's farming 1 XP at a time.
This isn't WoW, this isn't Final Fantasy.
Wherever you are now you can't even imagine what an untwinked F2P account will be like.
Only after Level 20 can we be reincarnated.
It's only after you've ran a quest 100 times that you're close to getting anything good.
Nothing is static. Everything is BtC. Everything is getting nerfed apart.
This is your grind.
This is your grind.
This is your grind.
Doesn't get more repetitive than this.
This is your toon.
and it's gaining 1 XP at a time.
You are not a Closed Beta Tester.
You are the same Shroud-farming bot as everyone else.
We are all part of the same Bloodstone hunt.
We are the red-headed stepchildren of LOTRO.
You are not your Green Steel.
You are not the DT you wear.
You are not the contents of your Ingredients Bag.
You are not your Epic Scrolls.
You are not your guild.
You are not the airship you fly.
YOU ARE NOT YOUR F****** KILL COUNT.
You have to reroll.
You have to reroll.
You have to realize, that someday, it will get nerfed. Until you know that, you are a newb.
I say, Let me never be Completionist!
I say, May I never be Druid!
I say, Deliver me from elite guilds!
I say, deliver me from clever builds!
I say, deliver me from 1000 HP and perfect DPS!
I say, you have to give up.
I say, enjoy
and let the dice roll where they may.
This is your grind.
This is your grind.
This is your grind.
Doesn't get more repetitive than this.
This is your grind.
and it's ending 1 XP at a time.
You have to reroll.
You have to reroll.
*I want you to nerf me as hard as you can!*
*I want you to nerf me as hard as you can!*
Welcome to DDO.
If this is your first toon,
you have to PvP.