Wooo! I Win!

[Jacaroma]

Pvp on the Khyber server is all about the lobster, and me. This one person has went so far as to dual box seperate accounts, just for me! He took the time to level up a Virtuoso bard and a level 20 wizard with an ioun stone!! Seperate accounts = seperate subscriptions... I WIN!

[KreepyKritter]

Of course, it's possible to do all that while F2P...

[Symerith]

Does that mean your not in the top 5 anymore? Getting owned by a squishy bard?

[Jacaroma]

Of course, it's possible to do all that while F2P...
Warforge wiz... helf-elf bard.

[Jacaroma]

Does that mean your not in the top 5 anymore? Getting owned by a squishy bard?

Top5? There is no Top5... I will always be #1.... there is no other

[Symerith]

Hmmm Tukaw? Firelore? 18/2 divines? and well bards with their song of cappering, not much you can do about that

[Jacaroma]

Tukaw, pws/dance. Firelore same thing. bard's song of capering... /lichmodeon = immune.

[Kahuna68]

Warforge wiz... helf-elf bard.

Both of which can be bought with TP, so it's still possible for someone to do this as FTP.

[flynnjsw]

I hear Sarlona has better PvP. Maybe you should relocate there.

[heyytoi]

I hear Sarlona has better PvP. Maybe you should relocate there.

You mean Thelanis right?

I forgive you.

[h4x0r1f1c]

You mean Thelanis right?

I forgive you.

There are 3 toons on Sarlona named after me: Dispelpwn, Dispelsmastr, Greaterdispl

The last 2 are the same guy, some dude who goes by Sergod.. :)

[Blank_Zero]

lol. such nerdrage in here.... Jacaroma...you should learn how to play the actual game too...pvp is a VERY small part of the greater whole here. so being #1 here means absolutely nothing to 99% of the game's community...and the other 1%? They hate you from what I hear =)

Enjoy.

[NeutronStar]

...piled high with hot, steaming, Fail.

:rolleyes:

[bpack91]

U know this is really funny that jac/jukaw/shocklore had to post this about some " someone" i mean from what i see in the pvp pit everyday is u running to the top to rez or u teleporting out of the pit b/c u know u cant beat him? this is really funny he must really bother u this much that u had to post something on here to make yourself look better but really just shows how much of a gimp u are at this game. if u really want to own a pvp pit again u should relocate bro this one is taken.

[Lorz]

Own a pvp pit...thats so....cute...

You know they are cute when the struggle.

Really.

[DakFrost]

Maybe it's because I'm from Thelanis, but I don't really understand what the point of this is.

You are the self-declared King of PvP in the Lobster?

Congratz... you win... um... nothing.

[LightInDark]

Oh dear Khyber is this what it has come to , have the years of drama finally wore out all your players !!!!!

Have you become the PVP server :)

[NeutronStar]

Oh dear Khyber is this what it has come to , have the years of drama finally wore out all your players !!!!!

Have you become the PVP server :)

No

[Blank_Zero]

No

Agreed

[sirgog]

Funny, I always thought PvP was about looking for a bunch of level 4-8s having a melee in the taverns, then casting Implosion and jumping in to say hello.

[Calebro]

Good job Miles (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MilesGloriosus). We're all proud of you.

[Majere_Aumar]

I think I know the little toe-nail you're talking about Jacaroma, and he has a most serious case of tiny schxlong syndrome I've ever seen on a person.

He spends his whole time greifing people in the lobster and "trying" to intimidate and threaten them via tells, etc. When one of his chars dies (frequently as he's pretty hopeless), he then jumps into the pit with another one. If he manages to win with that he taunts the person like he's super awesome.

He talks and talks constantly whether he wins or loses and usually doesn't pick on anything over lvl 10 without at least 4 of his legendary guildies to back him up.

He (on both his wizard and cleric, both with ioun stones) and 4 of his buddies full party wiped 5 times to a single lvl 16 wizard on the weekend, was cool to watch the constant flow of ganker ghosts heading out of the pit.

[Rubiconn]

To the OP,
Can you direct me to the board that shows the PvP ranks? Oh wait they dont exist!!

Being the best at PvP in DDO is like being the best camel jockey in Novosibirsk.

[hityawithastick]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2KM7S7Mp7R0/TZrbhw1nIQI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/A2B5UsduMtY/s1600/trollface.jpeg

[Balan]

Stop Crying to all of us that you got beat Jacaroma, Sounds like this guy outsmarted you by using two accounts to whip your butt, he probably needed to do that because you probably had help ganking him.

Whatever the reason he came out on top and now you have the nerd rage kicking in, kind of like going on tilt in poker... and you are howling at the moon at the top of your lungs with clenched fists.

You say you are the winner in your original post because he needed two accounts to beat you but sounds to me like he is the winner for not responding AND beating you in PVP And to the Majere_Aumar guy that posted above, sounds like he beat you up also lol, maybe you and Jacaroma should join forces to try and beat him because obviously you can't do it on by yourselves, both of you stop crying and just have fun and pvp, if you can't beat him then go quest...

[stoopid_cowboy]

Remember, winning in PvP is like winning gold in the Special Olympics. Yeah, you might be the best, but you are still wee-tah-dead.

just sayin...

yuda :D

[lazylaz]

Being the best at PvP in DDO is like being the best camel jockey in Novosibirsk.

This is much cooler than than being the best at DDO's PvP!

[Nevid]

Top5? There is no Top5... I will always be #1.... there is no other

No offense, but you pretty much singlehandly took out the little bit of fun that pvp held at one time. PWS was pretty much frowned on until you came in with the pws, dance, dance, dance, mentality. I gues you are number one though, you pretty much became the leader of a bunch of fourteen year olds too socially indept to date and too phyiscally limited to play sports. As such, they adopted your tactics and hailed your their leader, but not in a cool Gene Simmons is the leader of KISS kind of way, more like Ricky Martin is the leader of Menudo sort of way.

[asphodeli]

OP, you'd get along very well with on our server's PvP expert, and the local anti-war hero.

[Kominalito]

As such, they adopted your tactics and hailed your their leader, but not in a cool Gene Simmons is the leader of KISS kind of way, more like Ricky Martin is the leader of Menudo sort of way.

*SLAPPED*

+1 rep

[hityawithastick]

No offense, but you pretty much singlehandly took out the little bit of fun that pvp held at one time. PWS was pretty much frowned on until you came in with the pws, dance, dance, dance, mentality. I gues you are number one though, you pretty much became the leader of a bunch of fourteen year olds too socially indept to date and too phyiscally limited to play sports. As such, they adopted your tactics and hailed your their leader, but not in a cool Gene Simmons is the leader of KISS kind of way, more like Ricky Martin is the leader of Menudo sort of way.

Sir, I must salute you. +1.

[phalaeo]

*** points and laughs at OP ***

[doubledge]

is your OTHER accound h4x?

[hityawithastick]

I think I know the little toe-nail you're talking about Jacaroma, and he has a most serious case of tiny schxlong syndrome I've ever seen on a person.

He spends his whole time greifing people in the lobster and "trying" to intimidate and threaten them via tells, etc. When one of his chars dies (frequently as he's pretty hopeless), he then jumps into the pit with another one. If he manages to win with that he taunts the person like he's super awesome.

He talks and talks constantly whether he wins or loses and usually doesn't pick on anything over lvl 10 without at least 4 of his legendary guildies to back him up.

He (on both his wizard and cleric, both with ioun stones) and 4 of his buddies full party wiped 5 times to a single lvl 16 wizard on the weekend, was cool to watch the constant flow of ganker ghosts heading out of the pit.

...I think I remember that...who was the wizzy? I have to add him to my friends. :D

[Karell]

Sorry Jac, I remember the time in the Khyber Wayward Lobster when it included Tukaw, and even Worse, Hematomma. Or however you spelled his name. And Hematomma would constantly take on multiple casters at once. And come out the victor. The fact a guy two-boxed you is nothing, he could only really take you on with one person, just they were super buffed. He was taking on two, three, and sometimes four casters at once, each controlled by a different person, and winning. He lost as well, he wasn't immortal. But he was one of the better people in the pit.

I find PvP fun and all, but you are not even close to some of the best we have seen on the server. Sorry, just how it is.

[sirdanile]

Funny, I always thought PvP was about looking for a bunch of level 4-8s having a melee in the taverns, then casting Implosion and jumping in to say hello.

Of course, this is obviously what pvp is for :D!

[liltova]

Hey now, I (Popcorni) Got ya a few times ;)

[96th_Malice]

I think I know the little toe-nail you're talking about Jacaroma, and he has a most serious case of tiny schxlong syndrome I've ever seen on a person.

He spends his whole time greifing people in the lobster and "trying" to intimidate and threaten them via tells, etc. When one of his chars dies (frequently as he's pretty hopeless), he then jumps into the pit with another one. If he manages to win with that he taunts the person like he's super awesome.

He talks and talks constantly whether he wins or loses and usually doesn't pick on anything over lvl 10 without at least 4 of his legendary guildies to back him up.

He (on both his wizard and cleric, both with ioun stones) and 4 of his buddies full party wiped 5 times to a single lvl 16 wizard on the weekend, was cool to watch the constant flow of ganker ghosts heading out of the pit.

Are you talking about me right now ??

hehe

[Astraghal]

How do the people who engage in PvP even manage to GET ioun stones? :eek:

[hityawithastick]

How do the people who engage in PvP even manage to GET ioun stones? :eek:

I don't know, but tell me when you find out. :(

[zarthak]

jacorama AKA JORDAN CURTER

[Grenada]

Winning can only be done between the hours of 4-6.

[powerclan]

Tukaw, pws/dance. Firelore same thing. bard's song of capering... /lichmodeon = immune.

And what would you do vs THA AINEVEK! :D
PWS and dance, I laugh at the fact that nearly no1 seems to know that simply wearing a battered phiarlan shield works. Lich mode vs FvS? Then prepare to feel my 1.2k searing light crit.

Of course, u will mention your use of a pale lavender ioun stone, I use meteor swarm clicky, and got a pale myself.

Yes, scorching ray and frost lance hit hard, but not when I'm using my cloak of ice and bluefire necklace.

So when you say ur the number one, try fight me as well as Jeetzs of Ghallanda, and see what happens...

[ayspam]

No!!!