Anti Mummy Elixirs- Meh

[Pfold]

I thought I would have 10 minutes of peace and not get curse spammed in wizking. Apparent ly it wasn't working on epic this morning.

I did however receive a cool looking buff for10 minutes. Too bad it was as useful as the pro evil ship buff.

Maybe if Turbine made it work like Skin so Soft versus bugs. Scatter you nasty mummies!

Lewlz

[donfilibuster]

If you begin to attract the mummified concubines then you are using the wrong vial.

[FoxCourier]

Are you sure it wasn't Axe Body Spray for Mummies?

[Cairo]

are You Sure It Wasn't +5 Holy Burst Greataxe Of Greater Undead Bane Body Spray For Mummies?


Ftfy. :d

[FoxCourier]

Ftfy. :d

I'm pretty sure a mummy wouldn't find that sexy or appealing. :(

EDIT: Well, maybe if they were suicidal or masochistic. But that brings with it a wealth of other things I'd really rather not think about in conjunction with mummies, or most other forms of undead.

...the right vampire lady and I can discuss such matters at a later time. Though I reserve the right to cling tenaciously to my Van Richten's Guide to Monsters the entire time.

[sirgog]

are You Sure It Wasn't +5 Holy Burst Greataxe Of Greater Undead Bane Body Spray For Mummies?

With their DR 20/blunt, that's not any better than a +4 holy maul.

[FlyingTurtle]

Sounds like an anti-parent-aggro elixir.

Mummy: "Dave? Daaave? Are you still playing that stupid game? Have you done your homework? Daaaave?"
Dave: *buys Turbine's anti-mummy elixir*
Turbine spams mummy's account with sales flyers and mummy gets distracted.
Dave plays DDO for another 2 hours.

[dkyle]

With their DR 20/blunt, that's not any better than a +4 holy maul.

Don't mummies have DR/-?