The single most important task for ANY toon

[stoolcannon]

I've been thinking long and hard on this and I've come to the conclusion that one cannot be considered "uber" in this game without having devoted a specific amount of their time developing their belt dancing/sneak humping skills.

I am happy to say that in a very short time I have perfected this under-appreciated art form. If you walk onto the Captain's Crew ship you do so on pain of being sneak humped.

[Gremmlynn]

Thanks for sharing that totally pointless factoid with the rest of us.

[stoolcannon]

Pointless? That point is THE point of DDO. If you can't dance and sneak hump then you're nobody in the game. NOBODY!

[Slugnutty]

How can a toon named stoolcannon be wrong- really?

[jwdaniels]

How can a toon named stoolcannon be wrong- really?

I owe you a +1. I struggled to keep the laughter down... I thought the same thing.

[stoolcannon]

An undocumented boon of Completionist is being awarded a free Kormor's feat that enables 20 dances per rest and DR-50 while sneak humping.

[k1ngp1n]

The art of dancing someone is, indeed, the pinnacle of everything that is DDO.

[stoolcannon]

LOL someone negged me for this? Remove the broomstick, pal. Trust me you'll rest and walk easier.

[NaturalHazard]

I've been thinking long and hard on this and I've come to the conclusion that one cannot be considered "uber" in this game without having devoted a specific amount of their time developing their belt dancing/sneak humping skills.

I am happy to say that in a very short time I have perfected this under-appreciated art form. If you walk onto the Captain's Crew ship you do so on pain of being sneak humped.

i guess im nobody when it comes to ddo, because i dont know what sneak humping is? what is speed humping? All I know is it sounds like something i wouldnt want to experiance from someone called stoolcannon :eek:

[stoolcannon]

i guess im nobody when it comes to ddo, because i dont know what sneak humping is? what is speed humping? All I know is it sounds like something i wouldnt want to experiance from someone called stoolcannon :eek:

Sneak humping is going into sneak mode, sneaking up behind someone and then hitting the jump key. Your character makes a nice little thrusting motion.

So, stealthily wait on the ship for victims to saunter through while buffing and hit them with a quick dance from Kormor's belt and then quickly rush in for the hump.

Other good times for the dance/sneak humping combo*:

1. Whenever your buddy is hate tanking sully
2. Right before the haste in ToD

*note I do not recommend trying these in a pug. Save it for a group of friends who can handle the lols and not get all butthurt if it causes a wipe

There's a thread somewhere that has some hilarious shots of people getting danced in front of Horoth and various other places. The only thing those screenshots are missing is the glorious sneak hump.

[Bladecutter563]

I sneak humped a dog summon once.

Wait what?

[Tobril]

You forgot to add that you're not a real DDO player until you've humped a dev. (especially one that warned you sneak humping would not be tolerated.)

[Roronoa177]

Heard alot about this before somewhere. Any videos of how-to 101 to show us newbs so that the art will not go into extinction?

[Astraghal]

Don't forget the art of the timely grease spread. :)