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Feylina
10-20-2010, 03:24 AM
tongue in cheek...

I mean really pushing back the downtime
having to reset the server
multiple bugs that need to be fixing
What i wanted you to do you didn't :( and there's still no new high level content.
The new raid is terribly easy and there's a bug that we told you about on lammania
Don't you guys ever listen to us?
The gm's aren't listening to me
i thought you were promising ice storm
my monk is useless!!!
still no ranged dps increase
half orcs are too uber
half elves still aren't finished


Did i miss anything? Sorry I plan on sleeping in tomorrow and i didn't want to miss out on all the forum fun :).
Sutekx
10-20-2010, 03:37 AM
you also forgot other tongue in cheek comments that may or may not appear:

my wiz/sorc is now gimped due to spells ...
what happened with the epics <insert here>
servers are still down??!??!?
where is horc/helf in ddo store, its not showing
where are my reavers runes?!?!?
zomg my monk is now gimped because ...
so long turbine and thanks for the fish
heavy lag, when will turbine fix
this is still not fixed
the release notes didn't say this ...
Feylina
10-20-2010, 04:27 AM
maybe when i get up i can add links to specific threads :P

could be the most epic whinge evar!
Tumarek
10-20-2010, 04:42 AM
maybe when i get up i can add links to specific threads :P

could be the most epic whinge evar!

Whinage is per defenition pathetic ^_^
Feylina
10-20-2010, 04:54 AM
idk any opportunity to say whinge is pure win in my books ;P
XaatXuun
10-20-2010, 05:10 AM
you people forgot
" Why Can't I log in DDO?"
visionary1977
10-20-2010, 05:13 AM
But you forgot...

1)There is no lag, thanks for the great fix
2)H/Orcs and H/Elves make the game more balanced.. thanks for addressing that
3)The new raid is amazing, challenging and all the loooooots are useful at lvl
4)Have you increased the graphics.. as half orcs look damned attractive on my puter
5)Wow.. just Wow.. I can actually find exactly what I want within 2 seconds on the AH now thanks to the amazing ah search facility.
6)I cant find a single bug.. DDO is bug free.. thanks oh mighty devs
7)Half Elves have lovely tramp stubble
8)You have increased the drop rate of large stones, scales and shrapnel.. what you mean i wont have to run 200 shrouds runs and get only boned.. umm I mean Bones

*now this is tongue in cheek ;)
Teufel_Hunden
10-20-2010, 06:55 AM
tongue in cheek...

I mean really pushing back the downtime
having to reset the server
multiple bugs that need to be fixing
What i wanted you to do you didn't :( and there's still no new high level content.
The new raid is terribly easy and there's a bug that we told you about on lammania
Don't you guys ever listen to us?
The gm's aren't listening to me
i thought you were promising ice storm
my monk is useless!!!
still no ranged dps increase
half orcs are too uber
half elves still aren't finished


Did i miss anything? Sorry I plan on sleeping in tomorrow and i didn't want to miss out on all the forum fun :).


Yes. You forgot the most overused, overmisunderstood phrase of them all:

"....is a slap in the face!"

In my ddo forum experiance, ddo does a helluvalotof face slapping. They're slap happy.
Feylina
10-20-2010, 07:49 AM
can't sleep :( visions of sugarplums are dancing through my head
too excited for u7. i've been in update limbo for a week and a bit now. can't wait to start crackin on some new builds and the like.
IronClan
10-20-2010, 08:53 AM
1. Thanks to this update "screw you guys I'm going home" and this will be my last cry for attention.
2. There are two wrong paragraphs in the release notes ZOMG YOU SHOULD ALL BE FIRED AND YOUR KIDS GO HUNGRY AND YOUR HOUSE BE FORCLOSED ON AND... etc.
3. ZOMG <low level spell> DOESN'T WORK RIGHT!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE.... etc.
Tom318
10-20-2010, 09:04 AM
1. Thanks to this update "screw you guys I'm going home" and this will be my last cry for attention.
2. There are two wrong paragraphs in the release notes ZOMG YOU SHOULD ALL BE FIRED AND YOUR KIDS GO HUNGRY AND YOUR HOUSE BE FORCLOSED ON AND... etc.
3. ZOMG <low level spell> DOESN'T WORK RIGHT!!! YOU SHOULD ALL BE.... etc.

"This update discriminates against me because I'm female and the wrong religion and disabled and..."
cyberglammie
10-20-2010, 10:08 AM
lol just lol great post
thanks for making me laugh in those last few mins before it goes live :)
Teufel_Hunden
10-20-2010, 03:35 PM
you also forgot other tongue in cheek comments that may or may not appear:

my wiz/sorc is now gimped due to spells ...
what happened with the epics <insert here>
servers are still down??!??!?
where is horc/helf in ddo store, its not showing
where are my reavers runes?!?!?
zomg my monk is now gimped because ...
so long turbine and thanks for the fishhttp://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=281054
heavy lag, when will turbine fix
this is still not fixed
the release notes didn't say this ...

I hope Fey is going to keep this post up. I started it off with one i just found off of the front page.

I see many, but i'm at work atm, and don't have time to sift through the posts
Feylina
10-20-2010, 11:58 PM
:( i forgot to include the

Event sux you guys are trying to rip me off


Edit: oh you actually want me to link all the theads :(. how bout i just link the "New Post" button lol there are always plenty of these examples on the first page.