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Talon_Moonshadow
07-16-2010, 06:55 PM
Let's take a look at some of the LFMs today and see what gems we can find. :cool:

Feel free to post your own.

Here's on from a lvl 4, LFM 1-10
LFG for elites, also, Guild: The Knightz who say NI! Join my court at Camelot

Guess Knights with an s was taken...., not sure why he only wants 1-10s

lvl 16
Doing Korthos for myself, come if you want, no exp, not talkin either
lol


Also recruiting older/mature helpful, non-zergers for "The Afterlife'.
Just how old are these guild members?

Doing Marketplace quest...let's get silly (posted for Tear of Dhakaan)

Hiding in plain Sight: lvl 10 quest in the Harbor.

Just thoght this was funny, cause it is hiding in plain sight.

lvl 17 (brd16/Ftr1) Chains of Flame normal (lvl 12 quest)
doing flagging need tank plz

lvl 19 Temple of Vol
need guide....for flagging

I am constantly amazed how fast people lvl up, and how few quests they do along the way.

p2p were doing something good...anyone welcome.

VoD
We need 1 intimitank!!
Dont they always?

Mindsunder
Hard for loot...know quest! byoh....ip
(posted for Clr/FVs only)



well that's good to start... ;)

MrWizard
07-16-2010, 07:35 PM
yea, thelanis was full of doozies today...

sad..

had to give up for the day..lol

Xaearth
07-16-2010, 08:03 PM
Wasn't today, but my all-time favorites include:

Reaver Elite, lvl 18-20 only - as in they were rejecting anyone outside of that range, "cuz its elite noob"

Stormcleave on hard, need healer... lvl 11-14 :eek:
Five party members were seriously waiting in the Anvilfire for a healer.
And they had two pallies and a wf arcane!

DANTEIL
07-16-2010, 08:07 PM
This appeared the other night on Sarlona:

http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab47/danteli/wateva.jpg


LFG = looking for girlfriend, apparently

zztophat
07-16-2010, 08:24 PM
This appeared the other night on Sarlona:

http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab47/danteli/wateva.jpg


LFG = looking for girlfriend, apparently

Wow, I mean... just... wow.

LoveNeverFails
07-16-2010, 08:27 PM
This appeared the other night on Sarlona:

http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab47/danteli/wateva.jpg


LFG = looking for girlfriend, apparently

That is....pretty B.A. actually. At least he won't have to worry about GF aggro....lol

M.ham
07-16-2010, 08:57 PM
This appeared the other night on Sarlona:

http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab47/danteli/wateva.jpg


LFG = looking for girlfriend, apparently

His tastes are pretty wide open as well.... he is willing to take pretty much any type of character.

I would have limited the selection to Sorcerer, Bard, Paladin.... they have the highest Charisma.

M.

Lissyl
07-17-2010, 05:41 AM
Erm...

Just one thing I'd point out about the OP's list, this being the 'how fast they level up' part. If the players are VIP, you simply ~can't~ do every quests, even levels below you, without levelling faster. At level 10, I still have a level 6 I haven't done, a few 7's, all of Necropolis 2, most 8's, and I think all 9's except for Cult and Church. Granted, the 6 TS runs helped me accomplish that somewhat, but I didn't want to outlevel a ~raid~ (I know, VoN, but no one ever has anything up for it that isn't VoN3 starting out on hard/elite).

That's an awful lot of quests (I've been doing them, literally in order, sorted by level except for random invites, 'chain' quests, and things of that sort) that I haven't done yet, if I kept it up I'd be one of those you're laughing about now. Kinna unfair, from my perspective at least.

Not to mention, I'm not 'just' level 10. I'm level 10, ready to level, and about 3k xp from the level AFTER that (12). So whether I choose Threnal, Sands, or VoN, I'm going to outlevel the other 2 soon. I never once dreamed I'd have to worry about too MUCH content being available! (NOT that I have a complaint about that! :) )

Xatasha
07-17-2010, 06:05 AM
His tastes are pretty wide open as well.... he is willing to take pretty much any type of character.

I would have limited the selection to Sorcerer, Bard, Paladin.... they have the highest Charisma.

M.

High Charisma doesn't mean looks it means they stand out in someway.

You don't want to date any of those classes

Paladin: Big time church girl.....she will want to convert you and then she is also wise and won't give it up without a ring. She is also LG which means boring in bed.

Sorcerer: Yes she might be cute, dumb and foolish but she also shoots fireballs at you when she is mad or might turn you into a toad.

Bard: Well thats a stripper and tho fun for a fling....tend to be way to wild for long term dating.


Go with a fighter: always fit with a good body. Good con for long term bedroom fun. Not the brightest class in the world so you can get away with stuff. Not the wisest so you can talk them into doing things other girls wouldn't. Remember its alot easier to outrun a chick in plate and a sword than one casting fireballs or hold person on you

Teharahma
07-17-2010, 06:10 AM
High Charisma doesn't mean looks it means they stand out in someway.

You don't want to date any of those classes

Paladin: Big time church girl.....she will want to convert you and then she is also wise and won't give it up without a ring. She is also LG which means boring in bed.

Sorcerer: Yes she might be cute, dumb and foolish but she also shoots fireballs at you when she is mad or might turn you into a toad.

Bard: Well thats a stripper and tho fun for a fling....tend to be way to wild for long term dating.


Go with a fighter: always fit with a good body. Good con for long term bedroom fun. Not the brightest class in the world so you can get away with stuff. Not the wisest so you can talk them into doing things other girls wouldn't. Remember its alot easier to outrun a chick in plate and a sword than one casting fireballs or hold person on you

I lol'd
+1!

The-Last-Wolf
07-17-2010, 06:25 AM
Ha, you think the Paladin is bad, just watch out for the Cleric ;-)

Personally I think I would go with the monk, I mean yes they can kick your arse but am guessing they are pretty limber when it comes to..... ahem... other activities

hunterjjj
07-17-2010, 06:33 AM
Lately theres been a guy posting for farming tapestries at the orchard.. In lfg he writes caravan and rats only(which is cool). I stop doing slayers in vale. Join his group. When I get in he askes if I could heal him, I said not really, so he kicks me. I sent him a tell saying he should post looking for a personal healer in his lfg.

Xatasha
07-17-2010, 06:37 AM
Ha, you think the Paladin is bad, just watch out for the Cleric ;-)

Personally I think I would go with the monk, I mean yes they can kick your arse but am guessing they are pretty limber when it comes to..... ahem... other activities

Most monks take vows to remain pure :( Plus you don't want to date a martial artist that can with a poke stop your ki flow to your privates

The-Last-Wolf
07-17-2010, 06:40 AM
Most monks take vows to remain pure :( Plus you don't want to date a martial artist that can with a poke stop your ki flow to your privates

Oh man thats going to haunt me all day now.

Xatasha
07-17-2010, 06:46 AM
Oh man thats going to haunt me all day now.


Go with a rogue. High dex and lots of skill. Black leather, likes to do it from behind and a bit on the wild side.

However be honest a rogue girlfriend they have a high spot and search so if you try anything they will spot it. They can set traps and if you **** them off they will do you from behind which isn't fun for most guys.

Narmolanya
07-17-2010, 06:51 AM
High Charisma doesn't mean looks it means they stand out in someway.

You don't want to date any of those classes

Paladin: Big time church girl.....she will want to convert you and then she is also wise and won't give it up without a ring. She is also LG which means boring in bed.

Sorcerer: Yes she might be cute, dumb and foolish but she also shoots fireballs at you when she is mad or might turn you into a toad.

Bard: Well thats a stripper and tho fun for a fling....tend to be way to wild for long term dateing.


Go with a fighter: always fit with a good body. Good con for long term bedroom fun. Not the brightest class in the world so you can get away with stuff. Not the wisest so you can talk them into doing things other girls wouldn't. Remember its alot easier to outrun a chick in plate and a sword than one casting fireballs or hold person on you

Naw, go ranger nothing like running through the redwoods nude with a beautiful woman after partaking in some of natures gifts.

Jiipster
07-17-2010, 07:00 AM
Go with a rogue. High dex and lots of skill. Black leather, likes to do it from behind and a bit on the wild side.

I wouldn't - Rogues get both Bluff and Sense Motive as class skills.

JasonJi72
07-17-2010, 07:01 AM
I saw a post from a bard5/fighter1 for fvs/clc for redwillow on elite. The comment read "healer only".

I told him good luck filling that one.

At the time I was playing a lvl 8 cleric.

Squiddy
07-17-2010, 07:59 AM
Most monks take vows to remain pure :( Plus you don't want to date a martial artist that can with a poke stop your ki flow to your privates

And these days I get enough 'quivering palm' as it is...

Ormindo
07-17-2010, 09:22 AM
This thread is flooding out of its original road.

jwelch
07-17-2010, 10:16 AM
Most monks take vows to remain pure :( Plus you don't want to date a martial artist that can with a poke stop your ki flow to your privates

We most certainly do not. That's a myth spread by Paladins.

Rafal
07-17-2010, 10:26 AM
My favorite always were: "No running, no zerging" for Offering of Blood or Pray on the Hunter.

Jasam01
07-17-2010, 10:38 AM
Most monks take vows to remain pure :( Plus you don't want to date a martial artist that can with a poke stop your ki flow to your privates

These days most Monk follow the Dark path....

That said, a Ki strike to 'increase stamina', sounds like trouble waiting to happon too ^^'

Barazon
07-17-2010, 11:53 AM
This appeared the other night on Sarlona:

http://i848.photobucket.com/albums/ab47/danteli/wateva.jpg


LFG = looking for girlfriend, apparently

Apparently they thought they were playing Dungeons and Dating Online (tm).

Ormindo
07-17-2010, 12:14 PM
With D&D starting letters, you can have some pretty nasty names. *cough*

Paladins are the way to go. Man, sacred chance to doublestrike ! And it's not centered, there's glancing blows too !

And Paladins are very skilled with their hands. They lay their hands on pretty much everything (that requires a high charisma).

GraysonAC
07-17-2010, 01:23 PM
go With A Fighter: Always Fit With A Good Body. Good Con For Long Term Bedroom Fun. Not The Brightest Class In The World So You Can Get Away With Stuff. Not The Wisest So You Can Talk Them Into Doing Things Other Girls Wouldn't. Remember Its Alot Easier To Outrun A Chick In Plate And A Sword Than One Casting Fireballs Or Hold Person On You

+1

Xatasha
07-17-2010, 02:25 PM
Naw, go ranger nothing like running through the redwoods nude with a beautiful woman after partaking in some of natures gifts.


Oh no!! don't go out with a ranger. Running naked in the woods and embracing nature may sound fun but...

Bug bigs and girls that love "nature" often don't shave

Dysmetria
07-17-2010, 02:54 PM
You can report the people using the group window to recruit for their guild, (or trade,) as player spam. Usually it will be gone within a couple minutes of you doing so.