Meanies in Durk's

[Deathdefy]

In "Durk's Got A Secret", I had just got into a group with my level 2 battlecleric and we were fighting the 2nd group of grey oozes in the corridor leading up to a T-Junction.

I got hit really hard from behind while fighting a different ooze and was knocked unconscious.

I posted in party chat "HEAL ME PLZ" several times because I was on -8 and unsure if I would stabilize as I do not have the Diehard feat.

Instead of healing me, a ranger (not the leader) dropped a grease spell and the wizard (same guild also not the leader) cast burning hands.

It did not even HARM the oozes when the grease lit up, but it killed me.

I recalled out and quit without saying anything because the party chat was filled with "LOL"s.

[Eladiun]

I don't know if this is serious or a parody but either way, ROFL.

[Slink]

Sounds to me like you didnt live up to your username.

[flynnjsw]

If this is parody, then +1 for being so funny.

If not, then FYI OP, you can not be damaged by your party members AoE spells or effects.

[Renvar]

I'm going with parody. :)

+1 Rep for it being funny and your first post. Hi. Welcome.

[dranreb]

My sarcasm-meter may be off today, but sadly, I am not sensing parody.

As already mentioned, grease set ablaze ought not cause you damage - only baddies and the caster take damage.

[Yazston_the_Invoker]

If not, then FYI OP, you can not be damaged by your party members AoE spells or effects.

I thought you could be hurt by the new grease-lighting mechanic...or is that just the caster that takes damage from that? (as per the description)

Either way, I hope it's a parody. If not, then the OP needs to learn that "HEAL ME PLZ" more than once in succession in party chat is the DDO equivalent of telling a cop "Shut up and go back to your car...I pay your salary, so just eff off!" (well, at least it seems to get a similar reaction) :D

[Renvar]

In "Durk's Got A Secret", I had just got into a group with my level 2 battlecleric and we were fighting the 2nd group of grey oozes in the corridor leading up to a T-Junction.

I got hit really hard from behind while fighting a different ooze and was knocked unconscious.

I posted in party chat "HEAL ME PLZ" several times because I was on -8 and unsure if I would stabilize as I do not have the Diehard feat.

Instead of healing me, a ranger (not the leader) dropped a grease spell and the wizard (same guild also not the leader) cast burning hands.

It did not even HARM the oozes when the grease lit up, but it killed me.

I recalled out and quit without saying anything because the party chat was filled with "LOL"s.

Ok. On the off chance the OP was serious:

At level 2, the chance that the ranger in the party 1) knew that rangers can use wands and 2) actually one on them is too low to even consider. Sadly, most players new to rangers don't figure this out until level 6 or 7. And some as late as level 17. (No joke). Some know it and openly ignore it as it "doesn't fit their playstyle".

So, the chances are, unless there was a cleric, bard, or FvS in the party besides you that no one else was capable of healing you at that time. And no one carries heal kits, so don't even ask.

So once you went incapped, they were probably standing around waiting for you to either stabilize and stand back up or die so they could collect your soul stone and go to the shrine to get you rezzed.

While they were waiting, they were playing around with the new features. Your use of all caps in party chat to repeatedly demand a heal probably did not help their desire to take you to the shrine once you died, BTW.

[Shaamis]

If this is parody, then +1 for being so funny.

If not, then FYI OP, you can not be damaged by your party members AoE spells or effects.

from what i saw, i believe you can with that combo.

[Gawna]

lol

[Angel_Barchild]

Hi Welcome

+1 Good first post, very funny.

[Sogrin]

Hi. Welcome.

Fail


Hi Welcome

Win

[flynnjsw]

from what i saw, i believe you can with that combo.

Then just wow, as if Grease wasn't funny enough "without" it being able to cause damage to party members even without a cliff...

[Dark_Helmet]

In "Durk's Got A Secret", I had just got into a group with my level 2 battlecleric and we were fighting the 2nd group of grey oozes in the corridor leading up to a T-Junction.

I got hit really hard from behind while fighting a different ooze and was knocked unconscious.

I posted in party chat "HEAL ME PLZ" several times because I was on -8 and unsure if I would stabilize as I do not have the Diehard feat.

Instead of healing me, a ranger (not the leader) dropped a grease spell and the wizard (same guild also not the leader) cast burning hands.

It did not even HARM the oozes when the grease lit up, but it killed me.

I recalled out and quit without saying anything because the party chat was filled with "LOL"s.
First issue: being a battle cleric.
Second issue: You got hit from behind? How can you tell? Did the ooze get sneak attack?
Third issue: all caps HEAL ME


Not enough drama as you didn't post the names of the characters or the guilds.

But, you did say PLZ... :D

[xanvar]

Going from -8 to dead happens fairly quickly. Could it be possible that you simply died of natural causes and not the flaming grease your were drooling in?

[Waukeen]

Going from -8 to dead happens fairly quickly. Could it be possible that you simply died of natural causes and not the flaming grease your were drooling in?

Don't ruin it. It was the grease fire, most definitely, and on purpose.

Awesome. :D

[Fenrisulven6]

grease set ablaze ought not cause you damage - only baddies and the caster take damage.

the grease hotfix is on sale at the DDO store for 300 TPs. 50% off this weekend!

[Ashurr]

I pee'd a little.




Not really


Hi Welcome

[Bacab]

you miss-spelled HJEAL

[Nexx]

Next time, just buy heal pots :) and it'd probably help to have more than 28hps (not sayin that's your stat or anything...) not grabbing aggro.

[Do'Urden]

I posted in party chat "HEAL ME PLZ" several times because I was on -8 and unsure if I would stabilize as I do not have the Diehard feat.

Instead of healing me, a ranger (not the leader) dropped a grease spell and the wizard (same guild also not the leader) cast burning hands.

It did not even HARM the oozes when the grease lit up, but it killed me.

That...is...simply...AWESOME!!! I apologize to the OP if that's not the reaction you were looking for :cool:

[Dandonk]

In "Durk's Got A Secret", I had just got into a group with my level 2 battlecleric and we were fighting the 2nd group of grey oozes in the corridor leading up to a T-Junction.

I got hit really hard from behind while fighting a different ooze and was knocked unconscious.

I posted in party chat "HEAL ME PLZ" several times because I was on -8 and unsure if I would stabilize as I do not have the Diehard feat.

Instead of healing me, a ranger (not the leader) dropped a grease spell and the wizard (same guild also not the leader) cast burning hands.

It did not even HARM the oozes when the grease lit up, but it killed me.

I recalled out and quit without saying anything because the party chat was filled with "LOL"s.

Too bad I'm not on Khyber, I really want to play with those guys - sounds like they have fantastic fun while questing.

[petegunn]

In "Durk's Got A Secret", I had just got into a group with my level 2 battlecleric and we were fighting the 2nd group of grey oozes in the corridor leading up to a T-Junction.

I got hit really hard from behind while fighting a different ooze and was knocked unconscious.

I posted in party chat "HEAL ME PLZ" several times because I was on -8 and unsure if I would stabilize as I do not have the Diehard feat.

Instead of healing me, a ranger (not the leader) dropped a grease spell and the wizard (same guild also not the leader) cast burning hands.

It did not even HARM the oozes when the grease lit up, but it killed me.

I recalled out and quit without saying anything because the party chat was filled with "LOL"s.

Excuse me but ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofqmWpXJZ8

[Tenchihuahua]

god i lol'd

[Arcticwarrior]

If this is parody, then +1 for being so funny.

If not, then FYI OP, you can not be damaged by your party members AoE spells or effects.

heheh, you can be hurt by lighting grease ablaze... its called a hazard, but +1 for being hilarious, and with your username too