Bumper Stickers!

[Quikster]

A few of us were discussion airships on our guild forums and someone mentioned they wanted a bumpersticker on ours that said, "Zerg or Die!" (gfunk here on the ddo forums) so I added some as well:


I brake for Large Devil Scales....

N00b on board......

I love my game, but fear its developers......

Join group, buff yourself, and hold on.....

My other ride is a Red Dragon.....

Lag happens.....

If you can read this, your not zerging....


Add some of your own if you got any good ones :)

[Phidius]

Vote Emerald Claw

Necromancer - a Dead End Job

Pull Ogre

[mudfud]

Beware Harpers onboard!

Silverhair, Gone but not Forgotten

[moops]

Is that a sword in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

[gfunk]

Is that a sword in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

greatclub...

[SEMPER]

Is that a sword in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me.

This is what happens to u without Quicken ( shows a picture of hexxa getting pwnd )

lmao

[evilgardengnome]

got pots?

[AyumiAmakusa]

Caution: Bard on board

[MarcusCole]

I like this one:
http://www.zazzle.com/haste_bumper_sticker-128388038073532713

[Towrn]

Monks do it with their hands.

My hireling can kick your hirelings ass.

I love Kobolds, they taste delicious.

Just Nerf it.

[Dexxaan]

Before someone esle does me the favor.....


"Be Warned: I'm lost and my name is Bruttus."

[Stormanne]

I've not got the literary mind for coming up with any, but have seen a couple of classics in real life...

My kobold ate your honor student.

Int check, you rolled a 1. Sorry, you're still stupid.

[phillymiket]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2300/bumpersticker.jpg

[phillymiket]

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/3921/cautionh.jpg

http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7420/actguildly.jpg

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7420/actguildly.jpg

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/8807/kbbh.jpg

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/4797/kkjjhbh.jpg

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7752/jknhnjk.jpg

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7752/jknhnjk.jpg

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/4088/vhnvnv.jpg

http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/5586/tnt2010.jpg

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/7420/actguildly.jpg

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/7752/jknhnjk.jpg

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7420/actguildly.jpg

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/7752/jknhnjk.jpg

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5586/tnt2010.jpg

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4797/kkjjhbh.jpg

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4797/kkjjhbh.jpg

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/4797/kkjjhbh.jpg

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/7752/jknhnjk.jpg

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/7420/actguildly.jpg

http://img822.imageshack.us/img822/7420/actguildly.jpg

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7420/actguildly.jpg

http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/2682/buttonsgratefuldeadclas.jpg

[darktau]

Haste + Monks = Meeep Meeep.

U5 nerfed all my builds and all I got was this Airship.

I break for Ham.

I break for Broccolli.

I love Halfling, I just cant eat a whole one by myself.

Astrial Diamon Airships, what was in you wallet.

Been there Ransacked that.

[Quikster]

Lmao. Some good ones there guys!

[woundweaver]

hehe, for sure. by the time i thought of a couple good ones, they were already posted. nice thread!

wait....does that mean im slow??

[Quikster]

hehe, for sure. by the time i thought of a couple good ones, they were already posted. nice thread!

wait....does that mean im slow??

Dont worry bud, slow is just another word for special. So this means EW will be getting one of the short airships to take you to raids on? :D

[Quikster]

Handed out too much rep today in another thread, but will be back in 24 hours to rep ya guys who made contributions (cept Cemper, cuz his was mean :) )

[woundweaver]

hell yeah!! smaller the better. arent i supposed to get a name tag, too.....in case i get lost or something?

[urukthemage]

I was invited to dinner by a drow.I when to her place only to find out i was the dinner for her pet spider.Good thing i remember to pay the cleric this month.

[AyumiAmakusa]

I was invited to dinner by a drow.I when to her place only to find out i was the dinner for her pet spider.Good thing i remember to pay the cleric this month.

???? Way to long for a bumper.

[Towrn]

???? Way to long for a bumper.

Rear window maybe? :D

[SEMPER]

Dont worry bud, slow is just another word for special. So this means EW will be getting one of the short airships to take you to raids on? :D

mean or not still funny as ever ;)

[Solmage]

Ok, I LOVED the "How's my zerging one!" Now I totally need that on my armor or something...

[QuantumFX]

When someone dies… everybody drink!
What Would Kalari Do?
My MINOTAUR ran over your KARMA
Hjeals broke. Watch for finger!
Why do we kill quori who kill giants to show that killing halflings is wrong?
If you think crafting is expensive, try healing.
I’m a VIP because EVERYONE can’t be a FROOB
It’s not a CHOICE, It’s a character path!
Lost your Dire Wolf? Try looking at the end of my Khopesh!
Free GANN!
Battle Cleric Health Care Plan: Don’t get hit.
Eladrin’s Health Care Plan: Don’t Die.
Frodo Failed. LOTRO has a DDO Store.
Frodo Failed. Horoth has the ring.
Fight Crime. Smite Evil!
DOL DORN LOVES YOU! (Everyone else thinks you’re a forum troll.)
DON’T SPLASH! Rogues hate the competition
PETA: Paladins Executing Terrible A$$#41$
IF YOU CAN READ THIS. You’re obviously not a barbarian.
Be nice to Stormreach! Or we’ll ship warforged titans to your plane of existence.
I used up all my spell points! So I typed /death.

[QuantumFX]

???? Way to long for a bumper.

http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/won-metasticker.jpg

[Grimmsie]

Yes, items

My Minos Legens is better than yours

Lern to play!

roll d100 for awesomesauce

Trap ahead!...DING!

Come charge mylazah!

Haste means go :P

I'm from Sarlona, your argument is invalid

Sulu is not amused.

To PUG or not to PUG, that is the question.

[moops]

snip

+1 rep when 24 hrs is up :)

[Quikster]

snipage

Very nice work!

+1 as soon as i can again :)

[Quikster]

???? Way to long for a bumper.


http://www.topatoco.com/graphics/00000001/won-metasticker.jpg

Of course we cant forget....

Pwnd :D

[woundweaver]

nice, philly. definate rep for the numerous chuckles

[stoopid_cowboy]

So this means EW will be getting one of the short airships to take you to raids on? :D


Now that's funny there!

Cation: Driver is madstoned

[Kalari]

BYOB- This ones obvious

If the airships a rocking...(definitely thought of the Harpers with that one lol)

We play with our pants off

Load the Beer cannons

Excuse us if this fly's sideways

hehe i'll post more as I think of them heck may even use my banner maker and make some bumper stickers this is getting me all creative like lol.

[Kalari]

When someone dies… everybody drink!
What Would Kalari Do?
My MINOTAUR ran over your KARMA
Hjeals broke. Watch for finger!
Why do we kill quori who kill giants to show that killing halflings is wrong?
If you think crafting is expensive, try healing.
I’m a VIP because EVERYONE can’t be a FROOB
It’s not a CHOICE, It’s a character path!
Lost your Dire Wolf? Try looking at the end of my Khopesh!
Free GANN!
Battle Cleric Health Care Plan: Don’t get hit.
Eladrin’s Health Care Plan: Don’t Die.
Frodo Failed. LOTRO has a DDO Store.
Frodo Failed. Horoth has the ring.
Fight Crime. Smite Evil!
DOL DORN LOVES YOU! (Everyone else thinks you’re a forum troll.)
DON’T SPLASH! Rogues hate the competition
PETA: Paladins Executing Terrible A$$#41$
IF YOU CAN READ THIS. You’re obviously not a barbarian.
Be nice to Stormreach! Or we’ll ship warforged titans to your plane of existence.
I used up all my spell points! So I typed /death.


Drink in response to the bolded part LOL :p and people dont want to do what I do I think its illegal in at least 42 states and would give palpitations to anyone with any kind of morals :p

[Chai]

Pikers Union Local

http://archive.gg.ca/heraldry/pub-reg/ProjectPics/iv517_20050001_badge_greens.jpg

[Kronik]

-Proud Parent of a gimped TWF Tempest Build

-My Halfling Bard is an honor student at House J Elemetary School

-If you dont like my Zerging please call 888-dro-pnow.

[moops]

Handwasher's Do it Better --In 2 Minutes :)

[Maxelcat]

+5 Greater Pedestrian Bane

[ArichValtrahn]

Cation: Driver is madstoned

Lol. Law enforcement may misunderstand that one.

[Seamonkeysix]

"Don't like zerging? Go buff yourself"

"I <3 Succubi"

[LordPiglet]

Proud parent of a piker.

[Drakos]

Dwarves go deeper

Wizards have longer staffs, but they also have crystal balls!

What do you mean a pentagram only has 5 sides?

Non-zergers stay to the right please...

What, no problem I solo this all the ...DING!

[Seamonkeysix]

"Halflings...the other white meat"

"Got Druids??? (We don't)"

[mws2970]

Forum troll on board.

[x1372]

These might be SLIGHTLY tilted toward the view of healers.


Who said we're doing this the RIGHT way?

Its a suicide mission. You don't need my cleric.

[2][2] runs and still no Lorrik's

Elite huh? Sure let me go rebind.

"Smooth run?" I'm down 100k and you say "Smooth run?"

Will die for favor.

How the hell did YOU reach level 20?

Should have left the party an hour ago...

Enjoy your bubble head!

Spawn Screen - Its like Death Ward but funnier!

Does "Line of Sight" mean ANYTHING to you?

You Shrine. I buff. I shrine. We continue. Screw it up and its your ass.

Your DPS is only impressive while you're alive.

[Shiler]

I have spot for you in my inventory.

Heals on me!

[darktau]

Wait no I dont. :D

[BlackPlague]

Free Bump

Pikers Break For... Everything?

10%, Way To Go.

[AyumiAmakusa]

I saw this on someone's signature and thought it's funny.

The leading cause of death is -10hp.

[cardmj1]

Thread of the month!!!!!! Omg, those are hilarious. I will +1 rep when I get the tears out of my eyes.

Remember the cleric's name: you will be screaming it later

Barb - Rage = Death

I'm only zerging because I have to bio

I am not a tease. I am a battlecleric and didn't tell you.

My other ride is 30% striding.

Korthos Village called, they're missing their idiot

[Quikster]

Korthos Village called, they're missing their idiot

Take a message and tell them i will return once i finish dumbing down the rest of Xen'drik

[cardmj1]

Take a message and tell them i will return once i finish dumbing down the rest of Xendik


For some reason, I thought Slink would be the first to comment on that one. ;)

[incontinetia]

I have one!

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s223/johndread/untitled2.jpg

[stoopid_cowboy]

You guys all missed the most obvious bumper sticker:

Kalari died, +3 Tomes for everyone!

yuda :D

[rest]

Remember the cleric's name: you will be screaming it later


bwahahaha! Perfect!

[Quikster]

"Necro This!"

"I'd rather be zerging"

"Over 1 Billion XP....and still not capped"

"Zergers do it faster"

"Pikers do it better"

"Dragon. It's whats for dinner!"

Anyone think of any others now that a year has gone by :D

[spyderwolf]

Admitting your gimped is the first step.

Paladins bring their own toys.

[Quikster]

Admitting your gimped is the first step.

Paladins bring their own toys.

Nice.

It was good to run with ya the other day, havent seen ya in forever! Hope things are well :)

[Hendrik]

shrplz

[mws2970]

shrplz

shrplz = /kick ;)

I stop for ship buffs.

[stoopid_cowboy]

"Kobold still hate you!"

[Cauthey]

Zerg - in progress - try and keep up

[freshlysnipes]

Alt+F4= Free Hjaste

[Raolin_Darksbane]

No Hjeals: Yet another free service my FvS provides

[fredericko]

HALF ELVES. And you thought wf were ugly...
Tuff dorfs don't brake for shrines.
Drow aboard: we brake for hearts of wood.
I'm not gimp, I'm between TR's.

[cdbd3rd]

No Hjeals: Yet another free service my FvS provides

Actually, now that you mention it, I could use a "Hjeal Me!!" sticker to apply across the crumpled corner on my Jeep. :D


Also, snapped this one last year in memory of the old Stormreach elections:

http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt291/cdbd3rd/temp%20pix/fred08.jpg

[Thoom]

Byoh

[BurnerD]

Free Arlos

DDO... Kick Some Axe(tm) ... nope strike this one

I accelerate for Coyle....

[coolpenguin410]

Pikin' Ain't Easy!

Stalwart Defenders Do It With Protection

Gamers Do It All Night Long

If you show me your greensteel, I'll show you mine.

Link Your Beater

BYOH

DDO > Portals

Adventurers Do It In Parties

[Quikster]

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/5666/ilovemanapots.jpg

[freshlysnipes]

Pardon my speed...Im KITING!!!

[lhidda]

share plz

korthos or bust!

[Quikster]

Passed some rep out. Will get the rest of ya when Im off timer :)

[HallowedOne]

Squelch me and put a knife on your ears :P

[Pallol_One-Eye]

100% fortification-now for her pleasure

RS Aura- Healing by accident is fun

200% Healing Amp- When 2000 HP Heals are REALLY needed

Yes I'm running this with 5 rogues-no I won't carry your stone

[Lost_Leader]

You died: Everybody Drink!

Barbarian driver: pothole & trap finder!

[Yvonnel]

keep distance: Ayspam oil


Aybrake(s) for boobs :P


if u can read this, ure close to gas poisoning


i beat the sword master of melee island and all i got is this **** bumber sticker!

[Yvonnel]

i dont smell dead, its that halfling in my trunk

[phillymiket]

http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/1644/elitist.jpg

http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/7805/stpshado.jpg

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/9824/typhoonv.jpg

http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/8260/noobshards.jpg

http://img802.imageshack.us/img802/6055/pike.jpg

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/159/bugsum.jpg

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/6227/horc.jpg

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1649/druidsg.jpg

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/234/dilettante.jpg

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7093/zergd.jpg

[Cordovan]

Also, snapped this one last year in memory of the old Stormreach elections:

http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt291/cdbd3rd/temp%20pix/fred08.jpg

Awesome!

[mws2970]

You know a thread is full of win when Cordovan posts and it doesn't get closed! :P

Glad you necroed this one, Quik!

[Quikster]

snip

Once again, very nice PM!

[Kages]

Also, snapped this one last year in memory of the old Stormreach elections:

http://i621.photobucket.com/albums/tt291/cdbd3rd/temp%20pix/fred08.jpg
Awesome!
Nice

[spyderwolf]

Nice.

It was good to run with ya the other day, havent seen ya in forever! Hope things are well :)

same ole same ole for me. your school stuff really cut into the playtimes for ya when im on it seems.

[Quikster]

same ole same ole for me. your school stuff really cut into the playtimes for ya when im on it seems.

This semester it did. Shouldnt be too bad till spring now. Come spring I might have to actually quit :(

[HallowedOne]

There are so much WIN in this thread that I really really wanted to make shirts with the stuff here :D