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Sir_Chonas
06-15-2010, 04:20 PM
A man is building his first home, and he and his wife both love the color blue.
They want their house to be blue but don't want to have to keep repainting it and deal with the peeling paint, so he goes to a hardware store and says, "sir I'm trying to build a blue house, but I don't want to paint it."

The man turns to him and says "well why would you want a house that's sad?"

The fellow building the house says, "No no, I want the house to be the color blue because my wife and I both love that color."

The man in the work apron says, "sorry I don't work here I just like wearing these aprons and feel so out of place everywhere else. . . "

So the man building the house lets out an exasperated sigh then finds a real employee of the store, who responds "sir we can get you some blue bricks but you have to buy them in quantities of 1,000."

The man building the house already had a floor plan that called for 9,995 bricks so he figured 10,000 would be fine, so he and the hardware store employee settled up and the bricks came the next month.

The man built his house, but had 5 bricks left over. He was going to throw them away but realized that would be wasteful for such expensive bricks. So he took his wife to a lake a few hundred miles away so when people uncovered the bricks in the future they would have a fun surprising mystery to solve.

To put them in the lake he did various things. He threw the first one in and a baby came out of the water and muttered some nonsense (you know how babies do). So the man said come on out here baby, and the baby came.

He threw the second brick in the water and a toddler came out and said, "where's my mommy," and the man said I don't know but come out and we'll find her in a minute. So the toddler came out and sat next to the baby. He threw the third brick in and a teenager came out and said, "oh I'm glad you found my two sisters, did they grant your wishes?" The man hadn't known they were magical lakefolk so he had wasted the wishes on pulling them out of the lake. He didn't want them to be away from their family forever so with his teenager wish he wished them back.

Knowing what the bricks did he threw in the fourth one and a college-aged lakeperson came out and said "I'm the oldest of the wishgranting lakefolk, and you have no more wishes after me, so what do you wish for?"

The man who built the house said, "I wish I could be happy in my blue house for the rest of my life." So the lake person waved his hand and the man woke up in his living room next to his wife with a blue brick in his hand.

Then he went outside and threw the brick as hard as he could into the air.


HA HA HA I love that joke.

Sir_Chonas
01-03-2012, 01:53 PM
Yay, someone took the bait.

somenewnoob
01-03-2012, 02:11 PM
These are so bad that if I would neg rep you if I did that sort of thing!
:p

Sir_Chonas
01-03-2012, 02:21 PM
These are so bad that if I would neg rep you if I did that sort of thing!
:p

More people were supposed to post after the first one as it's the beginning of the joke and people normally say "I don't get it what happened to the brick."

I waited over a year though, so it should still count.

somenewnoob
01-03-2012, 02:23 PM
lol I see.

Now that's funny!

;)

Nothing wrong with a lil necro!

thwart
01-03-2012, 02:23 PM
I don't get it ... what happened to the brick?

Sir_Chonas
01-03-2012, 02:27 PM
I don't get it ... what happened to the brick?

A guy was riding on an airplane, and he decided to smoke a cigar. Unfortunately, he was sitting next to a woman with a dog. The dog began coughing, so the lady said, "Excuse me, sir, but could you please put out your cigar? It's really bothering my dog."

He angrily replied, "No, I won't! You shouldn't have a dog on this flight anyways!"

"This is a non-smoking flight! You need to put that cigar out!" she said. They argued back and forth... get rid of the dog, put out the cigar, and so on.

Finally, the man said, "Look, I'll compromise with you. If you get rid of your dog, I'll get rid of the cigar." HE was thinking, "She'll never want to give up her dog." But much to his surprise, she agreed to the deal!

The lady opened the window (amazingly, without causing the air pressure inside the plane to drop) and threw her dog out. The man, thinking that he had another cigar anyways, threw his cigar out the window, thinking that he had won.

However, the woman suddenly reached out the window, and grabbed her dog's leash! As she pulled the dog back in, she was thinking that she'd won, but do you know what the dog had in its mouth?


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A BRICK!!!!

danotmano1998
01-03-2012, 02:28 PM
More people were supposed to post after the first one as it's the beginning of the joke and people normally say "I don't get it what happened to the brick."

I waited over a year though, so it should still count.

Now THAT is dedication... wow..
You've got some patience there!

somenewnoob
01-03-2012, 02:32 PM
Now THAT is dedication... wow..
You've got some patience there!

They say timing is everything in comedy!

:p