Sir_Chonas
06-15-2010, 04:20 PM
A man is building his first home, and he and his wife both love the color blue.
They want their house to be blue but don't want to have to keep repainting it and deal with the peeling paint, so he goes to a hardware store and says, "sir I'm trying to build a blue house, but I don't want to paint it."
The man turns to him and says "well why would you want a house that's sad?"
The fellow building the house says, "No no, I want the house to be the color blue because my wife and I both love that color."
The man in the work apron says, "sorry I don't work here I just like wearing these aprons and feel so out of place everywhere else. . . "
So the man building the house lets out an exasperated sigh then finds a real employee of the store, who responds "sir we can get you some blue bricks but you have to buy them in quantities of 1,000."
The man building the house already had a floor plan that called for 9,995 bricks so he figured 10,000 would be fine, so he and the hardware store employee settled up and the bricks came the next month.
The man built his house, but had 5 bricks left over. He was going to throw them away but realized that would be wasteful for such expensive bricks. So he took his wife to a lake a few hundred miles away so when people uncovered the bricks in the future they would have a fun surprising mystery to solve.
To put them in the lake he did various things. He threw the first one in and a baby came out of the water and muttered some nonsense (you know how babies do). So the man said come on out here baby, and the baby came.
He threw the second brick in the water and a toddler came out and said, "where's my mommy," and the man said I don't know but come out and we'll find her in a minute. So the toddler came out and sat next to the baby. He threw the third brick in and a teenager came out and said, "oh I'm glad you found my two sisters, did they grant your wishes?" The man hadn't known they were magical lakefolk so he had wasted the wishes on pulling them out of the lake. He didn't want them to be away from their family forever so with his teenager wish he wished them back.
Knowing what the bricks did he threw in the fourth one and a college-aged lakeperson came out and said "I'm the oldest of the wishgranting lakefolk, and you have no more wishes after me, so what do you wish for?"
The man who built the house said, "I wish I could be happy in my blue house for the rest of my life." So the lake person waved his hand and the man woke up in his living room next to his wife with a blue brick in his hand.
Then he went outside and threw the brick as hard as he could into the air.
HA HA HA I love that joke.
They want their house to be blue but don't want to have to keep repainting it and deal with the peeling paint, so he goes to a hardware store and says, "sir I'm trying to build a blue house, but I don't want to paint it."
The man turns to him and says "well why would you want a house that's sad?"
The fellow building the house says, "No no, I want the house to be the color blue because my wife and I both love that color."
The man in the work apron says, "sorry I don't work here I just like wearing these aprons and feel so out of place everywhere else. . . "
So the man building the house lets out an exasperated sigh then finds a real employee of the store, who responds "sir we can get you some blue bricks but you have to buy them in quantities of 1,000."
The man building the house already had a floor plan that called for 9,995 bricks so he figured 10,000 would be fine, so he and the hardware store employee settled up and the bricks came the next month.
The man built his house, but had 5 bricks left over. He was going to throw them away but realized that would be wasteful for such expensive bricks. So he took his wife to a lake a few hundred miles away so when people uncovered the bricks in the future they would have a fun surprising mystery to solve.
To put them in the lake he did various things. He threw the first one in and a baby came out of the water and muttered some nonsense (you know how babies do). So the man said come on out here baby, and the baby came.
He threw the second brick in the water and a toddler came out and said, "where's my mommy," and the man said I don't know but come out and we'll find her in a minute. So the toddler came out and sat next to the baby. He threw the third brick in and a teenager came out and said, "oh I'm glad you found my two sisters, did they grant your wishes?" The man hadn't known they were magical lakefolk so he had wasted the wishes on pulling them out of the lake. He didn't want them to be away from their family forever so with his teenager wish he wished them back.
Knowing what the bricks did he threw in the fourth one and a college-aged lakeperson came out and said "I'm the oldest of the wishgranting lakefolk, and you have no more wishes after me, so what do you wish for?"
The man who built the house said, "I wish I could be happy in my blue house for the rest of my life." So the lake person waved his hand and the man woke up in his living room next to his wife with a blue brick in his hand.
Then he went outside and threw the brick as hard as he could into the air.
HA HA HA I love that joke.