In appreciation of the Ranger.

[phalaeo]

I wanted to post this publicly in appreciation of my favourite Ranger, T**********k of N***s V***o, who totally made my month a few days ago by pulling one piece of gear I've been grinding for forever. I wish I could have been the one to surprise you with scrolls for your Chaosblades, but alas.... I could not loot for you what you looted for me.

In Tribute and Appreciation of The Ranger:


http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/pallai5.jpg
Look! T*******k bought me flowers! Then he beat me up with them in PvP. Sometimes his tender side is a bit Camouflaged, but then out of nowhere, it takes a Longstride and emerges. He's got just the right amount of Wild Empathy for this Cleric. I just can't Resist him......RAWR!

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/pallai4.jpg
And here's T*******k and me in the desert testing out B***e B******s right when the servers came up after they changed the colouring. We saw a red one, and I desperately wanted to see if the friendly B***e B*****r would be blue or not. We had TR'ed and I hadn't got B***e B*****r yet, so T*******k was so sweet! He went to the AH and paid too much for a scroll so I could see what it would look like.

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/pallaitests2.jpg
Here's me piking T***t's portal in D****'s A*****t after we TR'ed. I like the new human T***ts, but he's a Warforgy kinda guy inside.

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Boogying down in Titan

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Me (P****i), T*******k (far left), M****f, and T***s' roommate and our much appreciated Garmin navigation system and all around good sport, T******n. This is us sitting at the Gygax memorial near Delera's.


And last but not least..... the loot!

I had run W*****s S******t 57 times before one day last week T*******k finally pulled this and passed it off in the chest to me. I mean, he has been helping me farm this thing into the ground. At first I didn't want to take it from him- I mean, I've got a Cleric, but Rangers have blue bars, too! I politely declined, but he told me that even though he is a Ranger, he really doesn't need it like a Cleric might. He told me that's what Khopeshes are for. :) And as if that weren't classy enough, he went on to pull a SECOND one for our friend and guild Cleric, K*********s. TWO in one hour!

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/pallai2.jpg

From the bottom of my heart, I love ~~Bauble-Pulling-Rangers~~. This last snapshot is of us before TR when you were all Warforgy and stuff, but I thought it was a tender note to leave on.

Forever by your side (no really- I'm a Halfling!),
Your Cleric,
Pallai

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[KRaNiX1337]

aw no love to me, k**********S the raging rogue, for suggesting weapons shipment instead of farming XP, crappie.

[KRaNiX1337]

And no love to t******n the other ranger present, mad props for not rolling against the clerics. Much respect to archers who understand need before greed!

[phalaeo]

aw no love to me, k**********S the raging rogue, for suggesting weapons shipment instead of farming XP, crappie.

K*****x, you just need to understand that there's something special, an unbreakable bond between a Ranger and his Cleric....This "Divine" bond. Sometimes even when not really needed, I call Mass Heals on me just to feel his Divine warmth next to me, his Khopeshes swirling in an endless Tempest around me.... a shiny display of green, dripping blades against the hot Menachterun sky, and then....he's gone, heels ablaze with flickers of golden light...

*shudders delightfully*

I've said too much.

[phalaeo]

archers

Dude. DUDE, NO.

He is not an Archer and I am not a Healer. We are Ranger and Cleric, and we act with honour, courage and pride.

[KRaNiX1337]

lol. Yeah, deny it all you want, that ranger gets you hotter than a *woman of low self worth who has sex with strangers for money* on $1 special night.

EDIT, said something else, but apparently the first version was inappropriate.

[phalaeo]

lol. Yeah, deny it all you want, that ranger gets you hotter than a hooker on $1 special night.

Kran, have you seen the way that Dragontouched Vestment falls on him? I mean, a guy doesn't want to be cooped up--- being a one-man Cuisinart can work up a sweat in the wrong places, you know? Who wants some of that Fighter's junk when it's been all wadded up in that Full Plate?!??!--- I'm not touching a Fighter after he's fought Harry two rounds!!!

Give me a man in easy-access cloth any day of the week. Real men go Au Naturel.

[KRaNiX1337]

Random but true.

Halflings have thick thighs.

[phalaeo]

Random but true.

Halflings have thick thighs.

This Ranger has evasion so he can make his saves all night long. He never takes "half damage" along the way, he "saves all of himself for a big show at the end". And with a decent DEX to back it up? Can you say Flex-I-Ble??? Oil it all up with some Freedom to Move, and we can rock it all quest long.

And don't even get me started about the Barkskin... I mean, a girl can make due with whatever "alternatives" available through vendors... it'll tide you over and it's ok for a quickie flagging on Casual but women need the real thing and you can't get Real Barkskin until your Ranger's ready to give it to you.

[revenftbm]

hmm... stoneskin?

[revenftbm]

yup... stoneskin is better

[dakkon579]

This thread is ranger approved!!!!

[phalaeo]

yup... stoneskin is better

How do I say this delicately?

Dean- sometimes your Stoneskin... well, I expect it to last a certain amount of time and it always seems to get whacked off much sooner than I think a buff should? It just.... always finishes before I'm ready for it to? There's nothing wrong with you, and it's nothing personal, but... but....

I have UMD, so when you're not able to take care of *my* needs... I just.... I learned to take care of myself, y'know?

Besides, I like how Rangers make me beg for them to Barkskin all over me, especially when there's a Jorgundal's Collar involved. I'm just into that kind of thing.

[Rameses]

This thread makes me feel things...

funny things....

[Rameses]

http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm76/Rameses_73/7085.gif
hurk.... there it was...

I am, Rameses!

[phalaeo]

This thread makes me feel things...

funny things....

Two words....
Monks. And. Fists.

Don't feel left out, Rams! :D

[revenftbm]

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[SquelchHU]

I hereby declare this thread to be INCREDIBLY AWESOME.

Also, P****i dear. Don't tell me you're still hiding in the closet.

Do I have to tell everyone about what you did with that woman C******a last night? :D

[KRaNiX1337]

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[phalaeo]

This thread is ranger approved!!!!

The Man of the hour!

Yeah, sure--- you say that you're Madstonning your b****s off for another minute 49 and can't Barkskin me, but I know you're really just a tease and like to see me beg.

Naughty Ranger!

[Spisey]

This thread makes me feel things...

funny things....

http://91.121.71.200/gifs/4895.gif

[KannyaAryien]

I bow to the magnificence of the bauble pulling ranger...he who offers them up freely to the needy clerics in the party...All Hail T**********k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phalaeo]

I bow to the magnificence of the bauble pulling ranger...he who offers them up freely to the needy clerics in the party...All Hail T**********k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Glances at Kannya warily*
Barkskin ain't a mass buff, sister.....

[SquelchHU]

*Glances at Kannya warily*
Barkskin ain't a mass buff, sister.....

Baby there's plenty of Bark to go around!

...Why do you think Tink gets so bothered by it? :D

[KannyaAryien]

*Glances at Kannya warily*
Barkskin ain't a mass buff, sister.....


/backs away with hands raised

yup, I know it...not after your ranger.../runs away

[Theloser]

After reading this thread, I don't know if I want barkskin cast on me ever again......

I may just stick with buying pots and doing self barkskin...

[BlackyLigar]

And no love to t******n the other ranger present, mad props for not rolling against the clerics. Much respect to archers who understand need before greed!

it was kinda funny seing a bunch of people who miseriously had no guild at lvl 20 join my 200k pp bounty bauble run. it was funnier when i pulled it myself on the first bounty run :)

tyvm me and my bauble are happy.

today i gave a cleric friend of mine my emergency reserve of 30 major memonics.

[revenftbm]

The Man of the hour!

Yeah, sure--- you say that you're Madstonning your b****s off for another minute 49 and can't Barkskin me, but I know you're really just a tease and like to see me beg.

Naughty Ranger!

p****i your a naughty naughty cupcake

[phalaeo]

Closed a ton of open windows to find that D**n and T***s have been standing next to me furiously alternating Bark and SS on me for over 5 minutes....

Really, boys? After I switched back into game and realized what was going on, I laughed my ass off for a good long time. Disgusting, totally full of innuendo, but hilarious.

Now I know what to coyly suggest when I'm on my lowbie and an arcane complains about the price of Stoneskin mats... :D

[SquelchHU]

Closed a ton of open windows to find that D**n and T***s have been standing next to me furiously alternating Bark and SS on me for over 5 minutes....

Really, boys? After I switched back into game and realized what was going on, I laughed my ass off for a good long time. Disgusting, totally full of innuendo, but hilarious.

Now I know what to coyly suggest when I'm on my lowbie and an arcane complains about the price of Stoneskin mats... :D

Fixed to avoid moderation. :D

[phalaeo]

Fixed to avoid moderation. :D

:eek:

Thanks, Squelch. Went back and fixed it.

Phew, that was close. +1 Rep to you for looking out for the forums.