Buy it noob

[Adalita]

It can slice cleanly through a pair of meat filled cowboy boots. What more do you require in a consumer product?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hfLZozBVpM&

[zztophat]

I think I just found my super hero gimmick.

[Aurora1979]

wicked :D

I love the line "if you're strong enough to weild a great sword, its an enormous advantage in any fight"

:D for some reason i just had a picture of getting into a row in a pub and pulling out a great sword... :D "HEY!!! thats a bit of an advantage"

[phillymiket]

Nah. I need a sword that can power through a trash can full of Gatoraid

Edit- oh wait just saw the end....nice :)

[Thailand_Dan]

That poor pig's head!

[SaisMatters]

Oh great. They developed a weapon that every hundred pound weakling nerd can use. I thought they had lightsaber toys for that. lol

[Adalita]

What I like most about this is there must have been a discussion about who could be the face of this mighty weapon. What look could they go for to convey the shock and awe potential? Bronzed alpha male? Too clichéd. Buff matial arts expert? Too elitist. And then the epiphany strikes:

Substitute chemistry teacher

[systemstate]

He totally pwned that balloon. You could never do that with say... A pin.

+1 for the laughs!

[Chai]

What I like most about this is there must have been a discussion about who could be the face of this mighty weapon. What look could they go for to convey the shock and awe potential? Bronzed alpha male? Too clichéd. Buff matial arts expert? Too elitist. And then the epiphany strikes:

Substitute chemistry teacher

Give a bunch of middle managers a DnD weapon, and look what happens.

[zztophat]

He totally pwned that balloon. You could never do that with say... A pin.

+1 for the laughs!

Hey now, when trying to take down a balloon (nature's most dangerous animal) a greatsword is the only way you can be sure. You can use a pin, ya, it may pop or it may do that wwwwiiizzzzz thing and fly around the room slowly letting out air before collapsing in a heap at the side of the room, at such you then pick up the now garbage and deposit it in the nearest garbage can, right? ...Wrong! for you have just grievously injured but not killed a balloon, balloons have long memories and have been known to pursue vendettas across entire generations.

If only you had used a greatsword, then you could be certain you're safe, then maybe you could walk to the mail box not worried that the next circular shadow on the ground won't be the last thing you see.

[Consumer]

Great video but imo not as good as this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW8nckzt-Bc&feature=related

The guy at the end made me lol hard with the patterns he made on the pig.

[drac317]

u should see what there machetes can do.

and i have that dvd.:o

[Consumer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3LgwH4dZ_0&feature=channel

To put this cutting of wooden sticks into perspective

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maQINqPI7S0&feature=related

[Adalita]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3LgwH4dZ_0&feature=channel

To put this cutting of wooden sticks into perspective

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maQINqPI7S0&feature=related

Substitute chemistry teacher really does get exited about swords doesn't he?

One wonders how excited he would be if he was transported on to an actually medieval battlefield.

[katana_one]

I like how they show the guy doing chin ups with the sword (and obviously bending the blade), but then do a quick cut-take to him standing there with the (non-bent) sword.

[Louiey]

I like how they show the guy doing chin ups with the sword (and obviously bending the blade), but then do a quick cut-take to him standing there with the (non-bent) sword.

Exactly. I wanted to see it bend back straight after the V was put in it

[Consumer]

Substitute chemistry teacher really does get exited about swords doesn't he?

One wonders how excited he would be if he was transported on to an actually medieval battlefield.

He would rock his greatsword and use its reach to devastate rooms and streets of enemies.

[Doganpc]

This has nothing, absolutely NOTHING on these.
http://www.darksteelreplica.com/300-briefs-c-27-p-1-pr-178.html

Are you... Man enough?

Dogan
Or too much Man? :D

[MysteryNotes]

What bout pointed sticks?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w

[Mudcnd]

This has nothing, absolutely NOTHING on these.
http://www.darksteelreplica.com/300-briefs-c-27-p-1-pr-178.html

Are you... Man enough?

Dogan
Or too much Man? :D

Wow man you have thAT bookmarked that's creepy!

[Memnir]

Yes, yes... very impressive. But can they beat the all powerful Lightsaber 'n Force Lightning combo?
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I don't think so!
:D

[OldAquarian]

Yes, yes... very impressive. But can they beat the all powerful Lightsaber 'n Force Lightning combo?
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http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/EnPsyane01/zap.gif
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I don't think so!
:D

Child's play

Beat this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=related

[TechNoFear]

Child's play

Beat this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a86cQobU-n4&feature=related

Is it just me or is it funny that when you get kicked in the nuts 'substance P' is released?

[Lleren]

He really gets into demonstrating his product.

[zztophat]

This calls for a comic!
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/1774/greatsword2.png

[Bacab]

Pfft..

Great Mauls>Great Swords

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbKayY6eD9k

You can't smash Cottage Cheese with a Great Sword...only Maul's can do that.

[Kepli_Moonshadow]

I ARE TEH UBER!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPankbXL3d0

ALL YOUR RANGED BELONG TO ME!!!

[Hambo]

I was kinda partial to these... Of course, I do play TWF Finesse Rogues.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nITldg2dOVk&feature=related

Kinda makes "Wouding of Puncturing" a tad redundant, eh wot? :D

[Newtons_Apple]

JUST LOOK AT THAT SPLATTER FROM THE....









ice. :D