Ascent

[Ganak]

We are Ascent and YOU can't join.








That is all.





About Ascent: A small founding guild of some of Argo's all time best power gamers. No zerg is too fast. No loot we will not grind. For Argo's big achievements, we were there. For 5 years of grinding, we were there too:P If you don't know Ascent on Argo, back to the harbor with ye!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

What he said. ^^

[Rav'n]

/sniff......

But WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......???????

[Vinne]

More like Asscent




That is all!


Can i join :O

[Newtons_Apple]

More like Asscent




That is all!


Can i join :O

Well done old chap.

+1

[Rav'n]

hmmm... think this thread is starting to stink. Guess I'll go else where...

[Rameses]

Ganak in 24 hours you get +1 Rep for starting a Ascent thread.

I am, Rameses!

[Rameses]

We are Ascent and YOU can't join.


That is all.

Ganak after I spread some love to others in 24 hours, -1 Rep for starting an Ascent thread.


I am, Rameses!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Ganak after I spread some love to others in 24 hours, -1 Rep for starting an Ascent thread.


I am, Rameses!

+1

You're on the right track rams.

[Mellkor]

Such H8!!! Is it my breath?

[HeavenlyCloud]

I was in Ascent for like 2 days.

[Shima-ra]

You probably didnt like all the drama...

[Spisey]

You probably didnt like all the drama...


No, Slowless was holding him back!

[Tabun]

ping guild invite

[Spisey]

ping guild invite


Asscent?!? This looks like a job for LadyTabga!

[Ganak]

We are still Ascent.





And accident free for (2) days...

[Ganak]

Ok ok, YOU still cannot join Ascent, but we may make exceptions for those who have been good enough to get in on the channels that we roam.


About Ascent:
We have zero drama.

[Vengenance]

Ok ok, YOU still cannot join Ascent, but we may make exceptions for:

1. Power gamer transfers from other servers.
2. Power gamers from other MMO's who have been playing DDO and plan to stick with it.

PM me if you fit the bill.

About Ascent:
Ascent is a small, power gaming, founding guild, containing some of the servers most experienced and best players (except for Souless who is a gimp, but he's old and grumpy so we tolerate him). We have zero drama.

Corrections in Red. Die Souless! :D

[totmacher]

I love these guys

[chloe5819]

lookout AOK i think we have some new A-wholes on the block. I smell some turf wars soon.

[Ganak]

lookout AOK i think we have some new A-wholes on the block. I smell some turf wars soon.

I beg your pardon, we are old (founding) A-wholes.

And you certainly cannot join:)

[Mellkor]

Rumil, I have many more like those below. come back, or I will be forced to reveal them.

[Mellkor]

A photo of Rumil, for those who miss him.


http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6148/screenshot00016t.jpg

[ArloOne]

^ Now if that doesn't cause an ass-scent! Nothing will!

[Rameses]

A photo of Rumil, for those who miss him.


http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6148/screenshot00016t.jpg

lol is this pre or post operation? er I mean ban... er I mean.

Ah hell forget it; Rumil get in game NOA!


I am, Rameses!

[Ganak]

Rumil was a god amongst toons. A statue should be erected for him. Wearing that armor.

[Rameses]

Rumil was a god amongst toons. A statue should be erected for him.

I agree. He redefined the laws of game physics.

[Yaga_Nub]

Rumil was a god amongst toons. A statue should be erected for him.

I disagree.

I think it should be a fountain.

[Ganak]

I think it should be a fountain.

That would work. Or a birdbath.

Like the most gnarliest birdbath ever.

[thomprob]

I like to look at it that Rumil banned turbine from him.

[Roda]

Post more screenies of me, Cully! I look **** sexy! :p
I lost all my old screenshots or else I would post the one where your gimp ranger was wearing that same outfit, dancing next to me in Zawabi's. :cool:

[phalaeo]

Og, that is one fugly... what IS that thing???

[Jonny_D]

Og, that is one fugly... what IS that thing???

there was a bug in the days of yore where brigadine did not show properly when equipped by elfs... I thought it was only elf women, I guess I was wrong...er wait nvm ;)

[Ganak]

I am pleased to report that Ascent is now 44 days accident free!

[phalaeo]

I am pleased to report that Ascent is now 44 days accident free!

I can fix that for you. :D

[Ganak]

Congrats to Ascent for hitting level 60!



Whoopee.




And you reading this cannot join:P

[totmacher]

what if i'm a former member and i was kicked out? not even then? :(

[Roda]

what if i'm a former member and i was kicked out? not even then? :(

Give me 1000 gold festival tokens and I'll give you guild leadership... oh wait... :p

[phalaeo]

Congrats to Ascent for hitting level 60!



Whoopee.




And you reading this cannot join:P

Now that I'm in, I would also like to tell you that you can't join.

Ascent. Not Yours.

[phalaeo]

Aw, ****..... who let Rams in?

:eek::p

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Aw, ****..... who let Rams in?

:eek::p

My bad. I mis-clicked. Was trying to select "Ignore" but accidentally hit "Invite to Guild" instead. :o

[Rameses]

Hey how'd I get in here!?!

[knalty]

Hey how'd I get in here!?!

Goddamnit, who let Rameses back into the game?

...now I gotta go change my sig....

[Soldarm]

Burp!!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Burp!!

Move along, nothing to see here.

And no, you can't join. Not even if you transfer servers.

[Atenhotep]

Ascent has solid players. When I see the guild tag hit one of my groups it's any easy click of the accept button. Keep up the great work!

Cheers,
Aten

[Spisey]

one of the better piking guilds on Argo!

/signed

[Stanley_Nicholas]

one of the better piking guilds on Argo!

/signed

Who are you, and how do you know so much about Ascent?

[Ganak]

one of the better piking guilds on Argo!

/signed

Spisey? Yes, I recall someone called Spisey. Smells like cabbage. Small hands if I recall?



You cannot join!!!

[gloopygloop]

We can still get ship invites, though, right?

[Arnhelm]

Ok, so I won't join, even if you make me an offer! :p

[Duplicate_10]

What Ascent needs is Chuck, in all his shiny glory, to amuse you with drunken banter and stories of the old country. Everyone one needs that, but Rameses in particular!

[Mellkor]

We can still get ship invites, though, right?

No.

[Provenance]

What he said. ^^

By you picture it looks like you roll drow. Powergamer, eh?

[Rameses]

By you picture it looks like you roll drow. Powergamer, eh?

Absolutley, Maybe!


I am, Rameses!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

By you picture it looks like you roll drow. Powergamer, eh?

Yes, I only play drow because they are the uberest. I like to roleplay that my characters are all somehow related to the great Drizzt.

Nevermind that I have used that avatar since before drow even existed as a playable race in DDO.

[Ganak]

**** it feels good to be Ascent.





Now with 100% more Ughh.





And you cannot join:P

[furbyoats]

I asked if i could be declined...then this happened.

[Mellkor]

Sorry guys, I meant to buff before the fight but I accidentally hit set charges button on my macro bar instead of deathward. I am so sorry.



http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad319/jlratti/ScreenShot00132.jpg

[Ganak]

Why Cully that is a clever photoshop, because as you know, I cannot die:P

[Argo112]

I paid 25 LDS to use your guys' tier 2 altar on your ship, and then you threw in a guild invite for free?!

[Cetus]

Sorry guys, I meant to buff before the fight but I accidentally hit set charges button on my macro bar instead of deathward. I am so sorry.



http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad319/jlratti/ScreenShot00132.jpg

Die noobs!


That is all

[Ganak]

Ascent




Now (279) consecutive runs agro-ing Pt4 of the Shroud early.






Zerg free or die.

[furbyoats]

Ascent




Now (279) consecutive runs agro-ing Pt4 of the Shroud early.






Zerg free or die.

So if AoK and Ascent combine their Shroud powers...then Shroud will only take 10 minutes on average to run.

[Glenalth]

So if AoK and Ascent combine their Shroud powers...then Shroud will only take 10 minutes on average to run.

10 minutes isn't nearly long enough for roleplaying though.

[Osharan_Tregarth]

10 minutes isn't nearly long enough for roleplaying though.

Hell, that's barely enough time for Tab to finish his battlecry!!

Edit: Assuming that he's still playing. I haven't run into him for a few months now.

[SableShadow]

10 minutes isn't nearly long enough for roleplaying though.

We have it all macro'd.

Plenty of time.



Zerg free or die.

~O Zerg free, as fast as Rumil goes
As fast as the haste flows
Zerg free, don't follow the group

Zerg free and l00tz will surround you
The quests don't astound you
Each time you trample kobolds

Zerg free, where no doors will stop you
...O~

[furbyoats]

Congrats to my fellow Asscent members for reaching guild level 80. Join me on the boat of horrible layout for a round of slanderous speech and bytching.

[Targitaj_Silverskin]

Grats, did we win ddo?:D

I'm on a break with ddo for undefined time though

[Ganak]

Targ!

Come back in time for the underdark this summer!!




Ascent - Zergito ergo sum

[Nahual]

Ahh you guys are fun!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Trying to butter us up so we will invite you to join? I see what you're up to...

[~Predat]

Die ganak

[BlackyLigar]

Die ganak

signed

[Stanley_Nicholas]

signed

You are actually welcome to join. Just send a tell to our leader Souless when you see him online. But he only respects those who are persistent, so you will need to ask him for an invite multiple times before he will be satisfied and formally admit you into the ranks of Ascent.

Hope to see you on the ship soon.

[Mellkor]

It is true, and it has happened in the past, if you ask Souless enough, (persistence is a virtue in his book), he will let you in. You may have to use multiple toons, and alternate accounts, but remember, persistence.......persistence.........persistence

Also if you send him mail in game with a small token of appreciation, that may win him over!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

It is true, and it has happened in the past, if you ask Souless enough, (persistence is a virtue in his book), he will let you in. You may have to use multiple toons, and alternate accounts, but remember, persistence.......persistence.........persistence

Also if you send him mail in game with a small token of appreciation, that may win him over!

This is a good point. Even though I'm already in the guild, I still make sure to mail Souless a small token of my appreciation on frequent occasion.

He also heartily enjoys dancing - the dance animations in the game give him incredible joy every time he sees them, and he's especially partial to the riverdance type. You see, Michael Flatley is Souless' idol and anything that reminds him of that "great hunk of man," as he like to put it, makes him squeal with such delight that it's absolutely heartwarming. Dancing with Souless when you see him, and helping him dance with you, will certainly put you on the fast track toward getting that coveted guild invitation. If you were to take a screenshot of the two of you dancing together and post it here in this thread, allowing him to relive those happy moments over and over again while sharing them with the rest of the beloved community, it would certainly grant you a near-instant guild invite from out dear leader. A few dozen trinkets of your appreciation in his mailbox is all you would need to put it over the top.

BlackyLigar, I'm looking forward to the day you and I become guilded brothers.

[Nahual]

Ahh entiendo lo que estan haciendo......

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Ahh entiendo lo que estan haciendo......

Actually, it could work for you too... ;)

[Souless]

This is a good point. Even though I'm already in the guild, I still make sure to mail Souless a small token of my appreciation on frequent occasion.

He also heartily enjoys dancing - the dance animations in the game give him incredible joy every time he sees them, and he's especially partial to the riverdance type. You see, Michael Flatley is Souless' idol and anything that reminds him of that "great hunk of man," as he like to put it, makes him squeal with such delight that it's absolutely heartwarming. Dancing with Souless when you see him, and helping him dance with you, will certainly put you on the fast track toward getting that coveted guild invitation. If you were to take a screenshot of the two of you dancing together and post it here in this thread, allowing him to relive those happy moments over and over again while sharing them with the rest of the beloved community, it would certainly grant you a near-instant guild invite from out dear leader. A few dozen trinkets of your appreciation in his mailbox is all you would need to put it over the top.

BlackyLigar, I'm looking forward to the day you and I become guilded brothers.

/BOOT!!!

DIE STAN!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

The Bytcher~

[Stanley_Nicholas]

/BOOT!!!

DIE STAN!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

The Bytcher~

I must not have sent enough tokens of appreciation lately. :(

[furbyoats]

/BOOT!!!

DIE STAN!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!

The Bytcher~

I just picked up a Blade of the Dark Six, I sent it to you in the mail. Can I be promoted yet?

[KannyaAryien]

Kanny still lives, ya'll. :) Life is pretty icky for the next few weeks, but I will likely be back in game sometime in April. Yeah. Miss ya'll bunches.

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Kanny still lives, ya'll. :) Life is pretty icky for the next few weeks, but I will likely be back in game sometime in April. Yeah. Miss ya'll bunches.

And by in game, she means trying to reach the keyboard while dealing with a little screaming crying thing. (Other people call them babies, but NOT ME!) :p

[KannyaAryien]

And by in game, she means trying to reach the keyboard while dealing with a little screaming crying thing. (Other people call them babies, but NOT ME!) :p

Won't have the baby quite yet, hopefully. But reaching the keyboard can be difficult without the screaming thing :P

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Won't have the baby quite yet, hopefully. But reaching the keyboard can be difficult without the screaming thing :P

Don't forget to pay your dues to our leader when you get in. With all the back pay I bet it amounts to literally dozens of copper pieces and/or festival twigs, individually delivered to his mailbox of course.

[Mellkor]

Dont forget his favorite, Coal.

[KannyaAryien]

Don't forget to pay your dues to our leader when you get in. With all the back pay I bet it amounts to literally dozens of copper pieces and/or festival twigs, individually delivered to his mailbox of course.

Thanks for the reminder...I would have definitely forgotten the absence tribute. I don't think I have coal or twigs...but copper I can do for sure. :D

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Thanks for the reminder...I would have definitely forgotten the absence tribute. I don't think I have coal or twigs...but copper I can do for sure. :D

You're welcome. I'm here to help. :cool:

[furbyoats]

Soul needs to post in here more often...die soul!

[baii]

Soul needs to post in here more often...die soul!

toaste have so many alts already ogogogog

[Vengenance]

Die Souless! That is all!

-Jeryl

[furbyoats]

Die Souless! That is all!

-Jeryl

/signed

[Osharan_Tregarth]

/signed

I'm in!!!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Die Souless! That is all!

-Jeryl

You're welcome to join Ascent anytime you like, Jeryl.

Die Souless! Die in a sea of Festival Twigs!!!!!

[Souless]

Soul needs to post in here more often...die soul!

U would start to think I could read if I posted in here any more than I do....

The Bytcher~


Souless Bladewind - Spectyr - Xbow Twinkwind - Xindao Bladewind - Tazzor Spellfire - Vampir Nightblade - Valice Icewind - Richgirl Goldenblade
ASCENT

[SableShadow]

U would start to think I could read if I posted in here any more than I do....

The Bytcher~


Souless Bladewind - Spectyr - Xbow Twinkwind - Xindao Bladewind - Tazzor Spellfire - Vampir Nightblade - Valice Icewind - Richgirl Goldenblade
ASCENT

>.>

<.<

o.O

[Roda]

Here's some videos of Giant's Vault, EVon2, and EDQ1 chest farming for lots of renown (and plat). EVon2 has some nasty traps, so it might not be the best idea to bring your gimpiest toons there. ;)

My Youtube Channel (http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUJLJRVoLDppbX6vnbXRPPQ/videos)

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Here's some videos of Giant's Vault, EVon2, and EDQ1 chest farming for lots of renown (and plat). EVon2 has some nasty traps, so it might not be the best idea to bring your gimpiest toons there. ;)

My Youtube Channel (http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUJLJRVoLDppbX6vnbXRPPQ/videos)

I saw that mistake you made in the maze Rumil ;)

[Ganak]

Just a reminder...


We are Ascent.







(768) consecutive pug complaints about zerging.


(2) days accident free. (Souless you nub).




Zerg free or die.

[phalaeo]

Stanley, do you still want that Whirlwind? I finally found it. Haven't seen you a lot in game to ask, so remind me if you do.

[furbyoats]

Stanley, do you still want that Whirlwind? I finally found it. Haven't seen you a lot in game to ask, so remind me if you do.

I heard Soul is collecting all of our irreparable loots. He said he keeps them as a reminder of the good times or something....also he said to send him all of the pit restart guides (etc) that come from the quests.

[SableShadow]

also he said to send him all of the pit restart guides (etc) that come from the quests.

On it!

[Nahual]

Can I join yet?

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Can I join yet?

No.

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Can I join yet?


No.

Also, because I forgot earlier.




Die. :p

[Nahual]

Also, because I forgot earlier.




Die. :p

Are you even in Ascent?

[Mellkor]

No. and, No.

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Are you even in Ascent?

Heh. I was wondering how long it would take for that question to pop up. But cully's already answered it for me.

[Nahual]

No. and, No.

Meanie

[SableShadow]

No. and, No.

Was that first "no" on the second question, and the second "no" on the first one, or vice versa?

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Was that first "no" on the second question, and the second "no" on the first one, or vice versa?

Yes.

[SableShadow]

Yes.

Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?

[die]

lol is this pre or post operation? er I mean ban... er I mean.

Ah hell forget it; Rumil get in game NOA!


I am, Rameses!
Below

[die]

A photo of Rumil, for those who miss him.


http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/6148/screenshot00016t.jpg

we'll i will say this, he does look like a Advocate for Gay marriage. lol i guess that does put him in the same boat as AOK lol.
.

[Ganak]

Congrats to Ascent for guild level 90!







When we hit 100, we will celebrate by spamming Korthos general chat with:
"Mail 1 CP to Souless and receive the secret trick to uberness today!"




:D

[Mellkor]

No.

[Osharan_Tregarth]

No.

You're totally right.





That 1cp should be sent to Angainor.

[furbyoats]

No.

/signed

[Stanley_Nicholas]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg110/jjkent/Souless.jpg

[briannaberry]

d00m!

[furbyoats]

http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg110/jjkent/Souless.jpg

Seems pretty accurate.

[Ughh]

Folks, haven't posted much lately, my original account from beta is gone. This is the one most of you know anyway. After my accident, as many of you know, my original guild fell apart, I was gone too long. Ascent, has given me a home that I appreciate as much as I did my own guild. EVERYONE in the guild has been so helpful in getting me back up to speed, just 2 months ago, I was lost in no gear land, now I have a Lvl 22 almost 23 Grandmaster of Flowers (3) with tons of nice gear. I just want to personally thank all of you for the help. I want you all to know, if you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask. And Ganak, don't think i didn't notice the post..."and now with 100% more ughh"...made me feel good. BTW, just because i like all of you..DOES NOT mean i am going to quit piking :)

[Stanley_Nicholas]

By the way Ughh, how did you manage to get in without posting a screenshot like mine? You must have some serious dirt on Souless. Time to spill it!

[teh_meh]

just thought I'd pass though and leave some taint.

hai shini!

/smellytaintfu

[furbyoats]

just thought I'd pass though and leave some taint.

hai shini!

/smellytaintfu

Die Maarl!

[Ughh]

Hey Toast, i see you took level 24, did you get your feat and level up stat as intended or is it still bugged?..thanks

[briannaberry]

Oh HELLLLL No! Toast took lvl 24 without me? Pfft, and to think i was waitin to run more content with my lvling buddy.. I see whats up.

[briannaberry]

http://i.imgur.com/efUBT.jpg


I died, taking soul with me. :D

[Dicey]

http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy245/bucket_kicker3/ScreenShot00124.jpg


Found it while rummaging through the stack of screenies, and Stan has been inquiring for some camera works, so..

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Ahh, that's beautiful Necro! +1 to you sir. Keep 'em coming!

[Mellkor]

God Damned Pikers




Folks, haven't posted much lately, my original account from beta is gone. This is the one most of you know anyway. After my accident, as many of you know, my original guild fell apart, I was gone too long. Ascent, has given me a home that I appreciate as much as I did my own guild. EVERYONE in the guild has been so helpful in getting me back up to speed, just 2 months ago, I was lost in no gear land, now I have a Lvl 22 almost 23 Grandmaster of Flowers (3) with tons of nice gear. I just want to personally thank all of you for the help. I want you all to know, if you ever need anything, don't hesitate to ask. And Ganak, don't think i didn't notice the post..."and now with 100% more ughh"...made me feel good. BTW, just because i like all of you..DOES NOT mean i am going to quit piking :)

[furbyoats]

http://i.imgur.com/gwuKl.jpg

I'll just leave this here.

[Ayyelos]

I love that I can see your little troll section of your hotbars in this screenie, Toastee.
Looks like you need to pick up some more grease scrolls :P

[Mellkor]

Happy 4th of July!

and....

No.

[briannaberry]

I love that I can see your little troll section of your hotbars in this screenie, Toastee.
Looks like you need to pick up some more grease scrolls :P




die.

[furbyoats]

Hey, look what I found.

http://i.imgur.com/7SUiD.jpg

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Well done Toastee. You're well on your way to Successor status, no doubt.

[Stanley_Nicholas]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8981/wallpapereo.jpg

Here's a link to a high res version, 2560x1600.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6545/wallpaperzs.jpg

[Osharan_Tregarth]

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8981/wallpapereo.jpg

Here's a link to a high res version, 2560x1600.
http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/6545/wallpaperzs.jpg

Nicely done.

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Nicely done.

Thank you, sir.

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Thank you, sir.

I think you should repost this in the general area, or maybe the screenshot, fanart, and video section of the forums. It deserved to be shared widely among all the servers... :D

[Stanley_Nicholas]

I think you should repost this in the general area, or maybe the screenshot, fanart, and video section of the forums. It deserved to be shared widely among all the servers... :D

Excellent suggestion Fishy! It is done.
http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=387523

[Mellkor]

LOL.

Nice.

I have some old school images you can add if you like. :D

[pie2655]

We are Descent and you can join

[Stanley_Nicholas]

LOL.

Nice.

I have some old school images you can add if you like. :D

Who am I to turn down the ability for a more complete depiction of our dear leader? Sadly I seem to have lost many of my older images. I forgot to back them up before a reinstall of Windows a while back. :(

[briannaberry]

thats beautiful stanley <3

[Stanley_Nicholas]

thats beautiful stanley <3

Thank you :)

[furbyoats]

Hai guise! I ended my sub and uninstalled DDO. I think there is a machine at home that still has an install active. If I get some free time I'll try to stop by and donate my stuffs before my toons rot in the corner for eternity. Thanks to all you wonderful guildies for providing fun and laughter on many occasions.

Take care,

me

p.s. Die Soul!

[Glenalth]

Hai guise! I ended my sub and uninstalled DDO. I think there is a machine at home that still has an install active. If I get some free time I'll try to stop by and donate my stuffs before my toons rot in the corner for eternity. Thanks to all you wonderful guildies for providing fun and laughter on many occasions.

Take care,

me

p.s. Die Soul!

:(

[Cetus]

Hai guise! I ended my sub and uninstalled DDO. I think there is a machine at home that still has an install active. If I get some free time I'll try to stop by and donate my stuffs before my toons rot in the corner for eternity. Thanks to all you wonderful guildies for providing fun and laughter on many occasions.

Take care,

me

p.s. Die Soul!

You'll be back!

[furbyoats]

You'll be back!

Starting 4 more years of college pursuing a physics major with a math minor then a masters in engineering...and just had a baby 2 days ago. Pretty sure I'm done :)

I do maintain my position on Soul dying tho.

[Nahual]

Congrats on the child!

As a fellow person getting his 2nd degree, just remember to keep at it! This last year is kind of frustrating, awesome but I just want to be done with it.

Sad to see you go! But wish you all the best!


P.D.: I also approve Soul dieing if anyone cares!

[SableShadow]

...and just had a baby 2 days ago. Pretty sure I'm done :)

Gratz! :)



I do maintain my position on Soul dying tho.

It's a law of physics, pretty sure.

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Starting 4 more years of college pursuing a physics major with a math minor then a masters in engineering:)


...and just had a baby 2 days ago.:D:):D


Pretty sure I'm done :):(:(:(


I do maintain my position on Soul dying tho.:)

If things slow down in the future (or they don't slow down at all and you need a way to unwind) and you feel like saying hi, I'm sure we'd all like to see you. But until then, congrats on moving into reality! And congrats to Emma! And to baby Stanley! I'm sure that's what you named him/her, right? ;)

[KannyaAryien]

Bye Shini!!!!!!!!! My sub isn't canceled, but it may as well be, for all the time I get to play lol. Miss you guys, though. And Toast, the baby is frickin' adorable. Must skype again.

[Mellkor]

Congrats all around!!! :)

Sad to see friends move on, but nice to know you go with fond memories!

-JR

[teh_meh]

Starting 4 more years of college pursuing a physics major with a math minor then a masters in engineering...and just had a baby 2 days ago. Pretty sure I'm done :)

I do maintain my position on Soul dying tho.

I was wonder where the helll you went. Congrats on the baby and the engineering aspirations.

Don't delete your stuff. Keep options open. For all you know your wife will hook up with Justin Beiber in 2 years and take your kid to go live in the Canadian Arctic where Shinii's aren't allowed because of past drug exporting crimes.

[teh_meh]

Keep your bieber fantasies out of my life! You weirdo! *shudder*

such a hostile reaction brianna!!! Here, let me sooth your nerves

http://images.christianpost.com/video/full/3067/justin-bieber-baby-mama-will-yeaters-dropping-of-her-case-dissuade-others-from-making-similar-charges-against-bieber.jpg?w=640&h=416

light some foo foo candles and stare at this for 20 minutes. works for me.

[briannaberry]

I was wonder where the helll you went. Congrats on the baby and the engineering aspirations.

Don't delete your stuff. Keep options open. For all you know your wife will hook up with Justin Beiber in 2 years and take your kid to go live in the Canadian Arctic where Shinii's aren't allowed because of past drug exporting crimes.



Keep your bieber fantasies out of my life! You weirdo! *shudder*

[briannaberry]

Ya know, I would log on but I don't want to add more guild reknown decay and I"m afraid to see what its at now that I dont devote all my hrs to questing religiously. Have you hit 93 yet?!

I'd love to play but this would happen...

"Emmacat logs in. The real Shinigamii logs in to kick some ass and heal some meatheads.
All of a sudden baby needs attention! OH NO! But we just got to first group of mobs. Shini says, "I'll get him." While Emma tries to heal people furiously running back and forth and out of range and keep Shini alive who has managed to grab aggro from 3 mobs (da fuqq?) Shini changes baby diaper like a pro. Max xp per minute BAM!
"He's still a little fussy, I think it's his feeding time Emma, my lovely wife, its your turn."
"Ok, this shouldn't be a problem hand my little peapod over." Shini hands over the little green wrapped dumpling and Emma whips out a boob for feeding time and positions her leg on the next dining room chair for a little support. With her right hand she supports baby's head to keep him firmly latched on. This leaves one hand for gaming.
With one hand free she's able to stand way back and watch everyone die while shini just completes the quest and then raises everyone at the end.

:cool:

That is not how the story ends... lol

[SableShadow]

Ya know, I would log on but I don't want to add more guild reknown decay and I"m afraid to see what its at now that I dont devote all my hrs to questing religiously. Have you hit 93 yet?!

I'd love to play but this would happen...

"Emmacat logs in. The real Shinigamii logs in to kick some ass and heal some meatheads.
All of a sudden baby needs attention! OH NO! But we just got to first group of mobs. Shini says, "I'll get him." While Emma tries to heal people furiously running back and forth and out of range and keep Shini alive who has managed to grab aggro from 3 mobs (da fuqq?) Shini changes baby diaper like a pro. Max xp per minute BAM!
"He's still a little fussy, I think it's his feeding time Emma, my lovely wife, its your turn."
"Ok, this shouldn't be a problem hand my little peapod over." Shini hands over the little green wrapped dumpling and Emma whips out a boob for feeding time and positions her leg on the next dining room chair for a little support. With her right hand she supports baby's head to keep him firmly latched on. This leaves one hand for gaming.
With one hand free she's able to stand way back and watch everyone die while shini just completes the quest and then raises everyone at the end.

:cool:


That's pretty cool! :D



That is not how the story ends... lol

Ah, ok. I was wondering where the Justin Beiber angle was ...
Helping!

[Vengenance]

Starting 4 more years of college pursuing a physics major with a math minor then a masters in engineering...and just had a baby 2 days ago. Pretty sure I'm done :)

I do maintain my position on Soul dying tho.

Congratz on the baby Toastee! So four more years, what happened with the first 4??? So what engineering major; EE, ME, CE, etc?

But like others have said, keep your stuff, you may decide you want to play sometime.

PM Sent

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Ya know, I would log on but I don't want to add more guild reknown decay and I"m afraid to see what its at now that I dont devote all my hrs to questing religiously. Have you hit 93 yet?!

I'd love to play but this would happen...

"Emmacat logs in. The real Shinigamii logs in to kick some ass and heal some meatheads.
All of a sudden baby needs attention! OH NO! But we just got to first group of mobs. Shini says, "I'll get him." While Emma tries to heal people furiously running back and forth and out of range and keep Shini alive who has managed to grab aggro from 3 mobs (da fuqq?) Shini changes baby diaper like a pro. Max xp per minute BAM!
"He's still a little fussy, I think it's his feeding time Emma, my lovely wife, its your turn."
"Ok, this shouldn't be a problem hand my little peapod over." Shini hands over the little green wrapped dumpling and Emma whips out a boob for feeding time and positions her leg on the next dining room chair for a little support. With her right hand she supports baby's head to keep him firmly latched on. This leaves one hand for gaming.
With one hand free she's able to stand way back and watch everyone die while shini just completes the quest and then raises everyone at the end.

:cool:

That is not how the story ends... lol

You could always get one of these (http://www.razerzone.com/gaming-mice/razer-naga-epic/). It would help with the one-handed gaming.

[briannaberry]

So... it was a pretty detailed dream but here is just the short (not super long) version.

After some **** goes down and I beat some ******* ass for taking my makeup, I come home and sign online to DDO. (pretty realistic so far) I sign in and look at the guild roster to see which of my guildies I can party with (harass). I do not recognize not one single name in the roster. The guild leader is now XxCharizardxX or some **** like that and all of the other names are as equally prepubescent. Where is Brenna? Where is Soul? (those are the only two names in my dream that came to me)

I searchstalk soul on the who list and find him! He's in another guild! I send a *** tell to him. I feel left out. He tries to convince me to move to their new guild but I just has a sad. I log off and move back to massachusetts. Toastee moves to Florida. (Toastee Jr is not in the dream but in the dream I am a mother, ***?) I go to work at my old job and some ***** tries to take my **** again. (****ing women) There is an altercation and I beat that ******* ass cuz she tried stealing my work clothes. (This part of the dream was pretty detailed but I won't get into 3 women scratching and pulling each others hair half nekkid n stuff)

I wake up happy that I don't live in Massachusetts but angry that I
don't get to play DDO and confused at Soul and my "meaningful" conversation. It was pretty deep and hard to describe.

I guess I just hate to be the only one *****ing and moaning around here. I miss you guys.

[briannaberry]

Oh dang, the other forums that I now frequent don't mind swearing. Heh...

plz dnt ban mehh!

[Mellkor]

3 women half nekkid? Lets hear more about that......

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Who was the third woman? Why was she fighting? Why was she half naked? Was she hot? Details!!!

[SableShadow]

I miss all the good dreams.
o.O

[Nahual]

Cool story bro! (sorry bringing back some Alex to the forums)

[Mr_Tank]

Cool story bro! (sorry bringing back some Alex to the forums)
Dooooooom. The end times are here.

[Mellkor]

No.


Only because it has been almost a month since someone posted here.

[SableShadow]

Yes.

'Cause.

[Kiranselie]

/wave

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Yo Bo, whad'ya know?

[Ganak]

WB to Brenna! I'm glad you circled back to your priorities--DDO > Work.


Bo, Stan...come bak nao!



Ascent - Zerg em, Dance em, Watchem Die.

:D

[Kiranselie]

Whats going on Stan, still studying up on rocks?

Ganak.....I wont say never, but I highly doubt I'll come back, too much has passed me by in DDO, and to be completely honest, I'm waaay too busy in real life to play anything.... I still lurk the boards from time to time, looks like most of the old crowd is gone, or at the very least not on here...

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Yup, still working on my thesis. I think I made a mistake in agreeing to publish two peer-reviewed papers in exchange for summer funding - writing these papers takes forever! Keeping me busier than I'd like, and I've now had to delay defending twice. I think I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now though. A very long tunnel.

[SableShadow]

I think I can see the light at the end of the tunnel now though. A very long tunnel.

http://ideationz.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/oncoming_train.jpg?w=350&h=235


I think I made a mistake in agreeing to publish two peer-reviewed papers in exchange for summer funding

Where are you publishing?

[Stanley_Nicholas]

http://ideationz.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/oncoming_train.jpg?w=350&h=235



Where are you publishing?

Ha yeah, reminds me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5DY4ylufE

Planning to publish in Meteoritics and Planetary Science.

[briannaberry]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld302gv0S31qzfhtro1_400.jpg

[Mellkor]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld302gv0S31qzfhtro1_400.jpg

More like: This belongs in mhy shredder.

[briannaberry]

Is that what you call your adult magazine collection?

Interesting...

[Ganak]

I'm out for hopefully no more than a week until I build a new PC due to video card issues mixed with travel.



Zerg on...

[Ganak]

Hopefully, coming from a 9800 GTX+, 2.6 GHz, 8 GB RAM on Vista, to the following will make up for the boredom of not being able to log on.

Antec Eleven Hundred Case (No PS)
AMD FX4100 3.6GHz AM3+
Gigabyte 970A-DS3 AM3+
4GB DDR3 1333MHz X2 for 8 GB
650W Antec Power Supply
Windows 7 Home Premium 64Bit
AMD HD7850


Never skimp on the PS kids...

[Cetus]

Hopefully, coming from a 9800 GTX+, 2.6 GHz, 8 GB RAM on Vista, to the following will make up for the boredom of not being able to log on.

Antec Eleven Hundred Case (No PS)
AMD FX4100 3.6GHz AM3+
Gigabyte 970A-DS3 AM3+
4GB DDR3 1333MHz X2 for 8 GB
650W Antec Power Supply
Windows 7 Home Premium 64Bit
AMD HD7850


Never skimp on the PS kids...

I JUST upgraded my crappy vista to windows 7.

32 bit vs 64 bit is an enormous difference. Can't believe I played on vista this long.

[SableShadow]

Is that what you call your adult magazine collection?

Interesting...

I call my adult magazine collection "the internet". :D


I'm out for hopefully no more than a week until I build a new PC due to video card issues mixed with travel.


Sucks. :(

On the bright side, new systems are always fun! :)

[Kiranselie]

This thing seems to be dying down, do something cully!

[Mellkor]

No!

[me_TOO]

Not the boss!

as an official Ambassador of Kindness I ftfy :)

[Quietstorm]

Die Bo

[Stanley_Nicholas]

What's the difference between Jondollar and Allorious?

[SableShadow]

What's the difference between Jondollar and Allorious?

Can you rephrase as a knock-knock joke? :confused:

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Knock knock!

[SableShadow]

Knock knock!

Who's there?

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Who's there?

Jondollar.

[SableShadow]

Jondollar.

Jondollar who?

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Jondollar who?

Oh, sorry. I meant Allorious. I think.

[Ganak]

My twins arrived yesterday:D

A bit early but my boy and girl are doing very well in the NICU. Baby moma is doing great:)

I am very happy.:cool:

I was hoping to get some of U17 in before they arrived at their April 8 due date. I logged on with all of Thursday night totally clear for the first time in a while. Had to log to fix mic issues and BAM...water breaks...mintues after talking to Soul (heh jinxed me).


Might be a while before I'm on, and longer still before on regularly. Overall, my new family matters most and I am so, so happy.:D


Cheers! Talk to you down the road!

[Ganak]

Congratulatory presents may be in-Game mailed with a copper attached to Souless :D

[Mellkor]

My twins arrived yesterday:D

A bit early but my boy and girl are doing very well in the NICU. Baby moma is doing great:)

I am very happy.:cool:

I was hoping to get some of U17 in before they arrived at their April 8 due date. I logged on with all of Thursday night totally clear for the first time in a while. Had to log to fix mic issues and BAM...water breaks...mintues after talking to Soul (heh jinxed me).


Might be a while before I'm on, and longer still before on regularly. Overall, my new family matters most and I am so, so happy.:D


Cheers! Talk to you down the road!

Congrats!!!! When will u 3 be on?

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Wow, congrats Ganak! A month and a half early?? They must be tiny. I assume you followed the family tradition and gave them appropriate names. Panak for whichever one cries more, and Cacak for whichever one craps more, perhaps?

[Tanks]

My twins arrived yesterday:D

A bit early but my boy and girl are doing very well in the NICU. Baby moma is doing great:)

I am very happy.:cool:

I was hoping to get some of U17 in before they arrived at their April 8 due date. I logged on with all of Thursday night totally clear for the first time in a while. Had to log to fix mic issues and BAM...water breaks...mintues after talking to Soul (heh jinxed me).


Might be a while before I'm on, and longer still before on regularly. Overall, my new family matters most and I am so, so happy.:D


Cheers! Talk to you down the road!

Gratz on doubling down! It's been a while, can't wait to hear your sleep-deprived tales of fatherhood unfold lol ;)

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Wow, congrats Ganak! A month and a half early?? They must be tiny. I assume you followed the family tradition and gave them appropriate names. Panak for whichever one cries more, and Cacak for whichever one craps more, perhaps?

I can't believe you left out Peenak. Or maybe Urinak. :D

[Stanley_Nicholas]

I can't believe you left out Peenak. Or maybe Urinak. :D

Those can be saved for the second set of twins! Ganak, get to work!

[Nahual]

Congrats Ganak!!!

[Rameses]

Herro

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Herro

Ruh roh...

[thomprob]

I prefer Jamal and Shaniqua myself.

[Rameses]

I prefer Jamal and Shaniqua myself.

And zergs at stop lights?

[phalaeo]

Hi Rams! We miss you!

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Well, most of us miss you. Souless, on the other hand, was always jealous of your rabbit-like virility and is secretly glad to no longer have the constant reminder of his own inadequacies around to torment his fragile psyche.

[~SableShadow888]

Trying to catch up work and some other stuff; out a bit off and on.
Assuming anyone can read this. :P

[Osharan_Tregarth]

Trying to catch up work and some other stuff; out a bit off and on.
Assuming anyone can read this. :P

Reading it is easy. Now, actually getting a reply in without being logged off or otherwise redirected is right good challenge!

[phalaeo]

I dream about Souless all the time. Usually it involves swearing. ;)

[Souless]

To all that I have zerged/looted/ground out toons with.....I miss you guys!!! Come back...

RUMIL -- Simply the BEST player I have ever played this game with...and that includes a list of very special player, all of whom run in circles that I can view only from afar...

GANAK -- Babies have made u log for the last time....tell em to hury up and grow up so u can come back ;)

DREAM -- I think u just left us...I would really like to know why...

TAB & DEVIL -- You guys get a special mention, Tab for all the fun we had in 1 or 2 TR lives we ran, and Devil...all the way to completionest to simply quit playing....I still remember carrying your stone around all those days...I miss seeing it in my backpack ;)

TOT & ALORIOUS -- It's been forever, mates.

And finally, since this post seems to be bringing me down:

For the following ppl: Stan & Cully ---- DIE DIE, DIE, DIE

Lastly: Theka, Jibbo, n Ko EAD :):):):):):):):)

Souless Bladewind - Spectyr - Xbow Twinkwind - Xindao Bladewind - Tazzor Spellfire - Vampir Nightblade - Valice Icewind - Richgirl Goldenblade
ASCENT

[Mellkor]

A full service ship and guild:

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6031/egzd.jpg

[Mellkor]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/3605/9p75.jpg

[Ivominikowski]

WE ARE RECRUITING

Need a stock of 10 barbs, all with the frenzied berserker capstone. Send tell to Ungoliant along with a pot of cure moderate wounds.

[Ganak]

Stirs from a deep slumber....

[Kwyjibo]

stirs from a deep slumber....
welcome back!!!

[Ganak]

Nice to see what a year away looks like...



We are ASCENT and you cannot join!












Unless you mail 1 cp X 50 to Souless.

[phalaeo]

Nice to see what a year away looks like...



We are ASCENT and you cannot join!












Unless you mail 1 cp X 50 to Souless.


Nope. New guild rules....
Mail 100K plat in increments to Souless. He's platcapped and won't be able to detach it. :D
Make sure you include a worthless Epic Scroll in each mail as well.

[Stanley_Nicholas]

Nope. New guild rules....
Mail 100K plat in increments to Souless. He's platcapped and won't be able to detach it. :D
Make sure you include a worthless Epic Scroll in each mail as well.

I still prefer the Festival Twig method, myself. Souless loves those in his mail more than anything.

[Thucydides04]

How's the handball league Mark?

[Ganak]

Brought to my attention that we are the oldest truly active guild on Argo...



Souless fits perfectly as our mascot.





That is all.

[thomprob]

Still wondering about handball.

[PhortuneCookie]

Still wondering about handball.

Is this some sexual innuendo? Is there something you want to talk about Ishy? If so, I am here for you!

Ph

[thomprob]

How about Oakland's walk off win against The Nationals tonight?

[PhortuneCookie]

How about Oakland's walk off win against The Nationals tonight?

I only hear from you after an A's win! Hows the 5-5 in their last 10 treating you!

Ph
aka Lifetime A's hater!!

[phalaeo]

Brought to my attention that we are the oldest truly active guild on Argo...



Souless fits perfectly as our mascot.





That is all.


Ascent needs more fiber.

[furbyoats]

oh hai tharr

[Stanley_Nicholas]

oh hai tharr

Hi Toastee, how's the family?

[Ganak]

Ascent



Do we always zerg?













Nope. Sometimes we sleep.

[KannyaAryien]

I have returned...maybe. For a bit.

[Ganak]

Kanny! WB!

Trying to meself be back a handful of times per week.









To err is human; to Zerg, divine.




We are ASCENT and you cannot join.

[furbyoats]

This thread needs to.....ASCEND

[Ganak]

Pleased to announce our Annual Holiday Charity Event for 2016!



This charity benefits noobs and puppies in some way.




To help: Please mail your copper festival tokens to Souless.







Do not despise the bottom rungs in the ASCENT to greatness.


Zerg on.

[Mellkor]

Fun times at the ship: A full service bank.

https://i.imgur.com/r7v0guS.jpg

[Mellkor]

Sometimes conquest is tough to get.

https://i.imgur.com/5l5Q8SM.jpg

[Ganak]

The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; Ascent adjusts the sails.

[Ganak]

Another year, and Ascent lives on...



We make no resolutions for the new year.



The habit of zerging and looting are too much of a daily event.

[Ganak]

Ascent is always difficult. Descent is easy and often slippery.



We keep rising; there is no down.

[Ganak]

With Festivult the holidays approaching, we wanted to get word out about our annual charity drive.


Mail (in-game) 1 copper piece to Souless and he will donate unneeded Filigrees to needy noobs.










The summit is what drives us, but the Ascent itself is what matters.

[Mellkor]

Its THAT time of year again. Please send Souless tokens of appreciation. It can be anything, but lumps of coal sent one at a time are his favorite.

[Nahual]

Can I join yet?

[Mellkor]

Can I join yet?

No.

You can only join on a Friday the 13th that is also a New Moon Lunar Eclipse.

[Ganak]

Ascent by the path of zerg.



A sudden entrance to Nirvana.

[Ganak]

The updraft of our fellowship propels the ascent of DDO into new heavens, and forums.

We will miss this thread with all the good memories and people....