AOK is the worst guild on the server!!

[WeaselKing]

They are a bunch of jerks who pike raids and treat halflings poorly. Please share your experiences with the worst group of people on the server: AOK!

[ArkoHighStar]

:eek:well there was this one time with Tab behind Tempest Spine


oh wait I see what you did there:D

[Jezebellian]

I was playing with these jerks the other day. Actually jerks is too light of a term but there are forum rules here. :/ It was grease this grease that. In the sub such behavior is unacceptable I had to recall three times because I fell. They were quite mean about it too, I kind of felt like crying. <sensitive lady here>

And then get this, a d door goes up over the raid chest in VoD!!! I was quite upset when I found myself in the entry room. >:(

I tell you what I hope the wrath of the mighty Mad God of Argonnessen smites this horrid group of ne'er-do-wells.

[ArloOne]

Excuse me, May I have large pepperoni with extra cheese, a 2 litre bottle of sparkling water, and 2 cannolli's?

[KingOfCheese]

Never played with these jerks directly since I am on a different server (Thelanis). But their influence permeates throughout the game.

Was running through the harbor yesterday and stepped on something squishy. Didn't pay it much attention at first. But then this terrible stink arose and I realized I stepped in something foul. Looked at the bottom of my boots and there was a bunch of AOK--ick.

[Jezebellian]

I really wish Turbine would just ban them already so the rest of us can play in peace.

[Lorien_the_First_One]

All I know is the last time I was pugging and some AOK TR had 40% of the kills and almost beat me in the kill count, very annoying. I'm used to carrying pugs on my own!

[totmacher]

i heard their guild leader has the audacity to call himself the best pally ever

[ArkoHighStar]

i heard their guild leader has the audacity to call himself the best pally ever

and shows everyone his big sack

[ezgoezit]

I was looking for the perfect guild for my Argo char. Where do I sign up?

[smatt]

Oh poor little puppys need some attention.... :eek:

*Pat, Pat, Pat.... OK, here's your ball, now fetch! Get the ball boy! Go get it! Good boy! That a' boy! :D

[Newtons_Apple]

I believe I can handle this one - dealing with underlings is beneath our guild leader.


I was looking for the perfect guild for my Argo char. Where do I sign up?

If you have to ask, you're not invited. Begone, or Tab will take you behind TS, from where you will emerge forever scarred.

[Arkat]

Then there's that AOK tard who's so holier than thou and who, for some reason, seems to hang out in Khyber a lot. I think his name is Hi Welcome or something. Anyway, what makes him so damned annoying (besides his Jebus-complex) is he's always spouting off stupid stuff like Hola Bienvenido, Emocle Wih, and something else I think is in Gaelic. Yes and No also seems to fly from his mouth constantly!

Man, I HATE that guy!

[ArkoHighStar]

I believe I can handle this one - dealing with underlings is beneath our guild leader.



If you have to ask, you're not invited. Begone, or Tab will take you behind TS, from where you will emerge forever scarred.


Trust me I can show you the scar if you need proof:eek:

[revenftbm]

oh i had such a terrible experience with these guys! for once i was in a group that had slightly more brain power then a monkey and actually know what they were doing. and then i was TORTURED by there obviously amusing antics...

yes.... terrible... yup thats right...

(for those of you who are inept in the school of sarcasim i am being SARCASTIC and i approve of AOK)

(... for those of you who STILL do not understand... umm... AOK = AOK...)

forget it i doubt you'll ever understand...

[WeaselKing]

I really wish Turbine would just ban them already so the rest of us can play in peace.


I was playing with these jerks the other day. Actually jerks is too light of a term but there are forum rules here. :/ It was grease this grease that. In the sub such behavior is unacceptable I had to recall three times because I fell. They were quite mean about it too, I kind of felt like crying. <sensitive lady here>

And then get this, a d door goes up over the raid chest in VoD!!! I was quite upset when I found myself in the entry room. >:(

I tell you what I hope the wrath of the mighty Mad God of Argonnessen smites this horrid group of ne'er-do-wells.

Whoa Mr. 2 post FTP player, I was just kidding around. I am sorry you had a bad experience but I am sure they didn't mean to screw you up like that. I hope you don't think it is always like that.

[revenftbm]

I was playing with these jerks the other day. Actually jerks is too light of a term but there are forum rules here. :/ It was grease this grease that. In the sub such behavior is unacceptable I had to recall three times because I fell. They were quite mean about it too, I kind of felt like crying. <sensitive lady here>

And then get this, a d door goes up over the raid chest in VoD!!! I was quite upset when I found myself in the entry room. >:(

I tell you what I hope the wrath of the mighty Mad God of Argonnessen smites this horrid group of ne'er-do-wells.

that sounds hilarious ill have to make sure to do it sometime :D

[Jezebellian]

Whoa Mr. 2 post FTP player, I was just kidding around. I am sorry you had a bad experience but I am sure they didn't mean to screw you up like that. I hope you don't think it is always like that.

For one thing, I am not a mister I am a miss.

And I beg to differ, I could even occasionally overhear vent conversation over party chat that clearly was making fun of me.


Your toons are Flesh___, eh? Ya I remember you, on Fleshpuker or some such. My only consolation was that you died even more than I did in that quest. Who's the noob now?

[Rameses]

I really wish Turbine would just ban them already so the rest of us can play in peace.


I was playing with these jerks the other day. Actually jerks is too light of a term but there are forum rules here. :/ It was grease this grease that. In the sub such behavior is unacceptable I had to recall three times because I fell. They were quite mean about it too, I kind of felt like crying. <sensitive lady here>

And then get this, a d door goes up over the raid chest in VoD!!! I was quite upset when I found myself in the entry room. >:(

I tell you what I hope the wrath of the mighty Mad God of Argonnessen smites this horrid group of ne'er-do-wells.

shenanagins!

I am, Rameses!

[Jezebellian]

that sounds hilarious ill have to make sure to do it sometime :D

Ya well maybe you deserve those lowlife punks.

[Newtons_Apple]

For one thing, I am not a mister I am a miss.

And I beg to differ, I could even occasionally overhear vent conversation over party chat that clearly was making fun of me.


Your toons are Flesh___, eh? Ya I remember you, on Fleshpuker or some such. My only consolation was that you died even more than I did in that quest. Who's the noob now?

Now you've done it Flesh - you went and got what you asked for...

[ArkoHighStar]

shenanagins!

I am, Rameses!

Well we all know Tab carries grease, but I thought he was using it for other things:rolleyes:

[revenftbm]

Ya well maybe you deserve those lowlife punks.

gasp :O i am offended :(... or is it honored... i cant remember which..

[revenftbm]

For one thing, I am not a mister I am a miss.

And I beg to differ, I could even occasionally overhear vent conversation over party chat that clearly was making fun of me.


Your toons are Flesh___, eh? Ya I remember you, on Fleshpuker or some such. My only consolation was that you died even more than I did in that quest. Who's the noob now?

yes well im sure we all would have been making fun of you :)

[Newtons_Apple]

For one thing, I am not a mister I am a miss.

And I beg to differ, I could even occasionally overhear vent conversation over party chat that clearly was making fun of me.


Your toons are Flesh___, eh? Ya I remember you, on Fleshpuker or some such. My only consolation was that you died even more than I did in that quest. Who's the noob now?

Don't worry about it too much - Flesh is mad at life for this (http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=2881348&postcount=11) reason.

[Beherit_Baphomar]

For one thing, I am not a mister I am a miss.

And I beg to differ, I could even occasionally overhear vent conversation over party chat that clearly was making fun of me.


Your toons are Flesh___, eh? Ya I remember you, on Fleshpuker or some such. My only consolation was that you died even more than I did in that quest. Who's the noob now?

+1!! Epic pwnage.

Epic PIRATE pwnage.

[revenftbm]

+1!! Epic pwnage.

Epic PIRATE pwnage.

no sir it is you who has earned the +1

[Do'Urden]

This thread is full of fake drama. I disapprove.

-1 to Flesh for epic failure to properly induce awe-inspiring drama
-1 to Jezebellian for shenanigans not believable enough to incite real drama

Sincerely,
Drama Monitor

[revenftbm]

This thread is full of fake drama. I disapprove.

-1 to Flesh for epic failure to properly induce awe-inspiring drama
-1 to Jezebellian for shenanigans not believable enough to incite real drama

Sincerely,
Drama Monitor

now thats out of line! flesh has tried his best to incite rage and anger so what if he failed to deliver! grow up and go start drama yourself you failure!

(i meant none of this and i apologise if i offended anybody :D)

[airbornerangers]

5man shroud with 4 members of AOK, me on my squishy bard, and all they wanted me to do was sing to them while they ran a 30 mins shroud!!!!!!! pikers extroidinare!!!!

[lucas13]

now thats out of line! flesh has tried his best to incite rage and anger so what if he failed to deliver! grow up and go start drama yourself you failure!

(i meant none of this and i apologise if i offended anybody :D)

How is your Hauntmachine build coming along anyway, Deanmachine ?

;)

[Jezebellian]

How is your Hauntmachine build coming along anyway, Deanmachine ?

;)

Is there a Hauntmachine build? Could you direct me to it? That guy is such a bada#$ in pvp I love him. Where has he been lately anyway I haven't seen him in the lobster for a while.

[toughguyjoe]

Is there a Hauntmachine build? Could you direct me to it? That guy is such a bada#$ in pvp I love him. Where has he been lately anyway I haven't seen him in the lobster for a while.

/facepalm

[revenftbm]

How is your Hauntmachine build coming along anyway, Deanmachine ?

;)

its coming along nicely :) though its hardly a hauntmachine build as its a very common build for casters ^^

[revenftbm]

Is there a Hauntmachine build? Could you direct me to it? That guy is such a bada#$ in pvp I love him. Where has he been lately anyway I haven't seen him in the lobster for a while.

... haunts build isnt that complicated ya know... very good but not complicated

[revenftbm]

+1s for everybody!

edit: except for jeez

[Jezebellian]

... haunts build isnt that complicated ya know... very good but not complicated

Well, do tell, I know he had some caster, wiz was it? Was he multiclassed? He had some spell that always got me stunned, too. What was that? What stats should I try for?

[ddoplayer064]

They .... treat halflings poorly.

Really!!!!! Where do I sign up!!! :D

[WeaselKing]

Is there a Hauntmachine build? Could you direct me to it? That guy is such a bada#$ in pvp I love him. Where has he been lately anyway I haven't seen him in the lobster for a while.

Well time to pull out the old ignore list for this lovely lady. :S

[Nahual]

I hate AOK they make me lag in shroud because they have too much dps!

[Jezebellian]

Well time to pull out the old ignore list for this lovely lady. :S

And what is that supposed to mean?!?! >:(

But thanks for the lovely comment, just don't send me any pics okay, I have heard what you sound like and that was bad enough.

[totmacher]

this thread is lowering my intelligence score. i thought i was the only one with that ability... but i was wrong

[revenftbm]

Well, do tell, I know he had some caster, wiz was it? Was he multiclassed? He had some spell that always got me stunned, too. What was that? What stats should I try for?

hahahaaaaaaa you said youve been playing since 2006? pardon me while i go off into some corner and laugh my <insert vulgar term here> off for a while

[Jezebellian]

this thread is lowering my intelligence score. i thought i was the only one with that ability... but i was wrong

/waves hi Tot

[Jezebellian]

hahahaaaaaaa you said youve been playing since 2006? pardon me while i go off into some corner and laugh my <insert vulgar term here> off for a while

Well, I did take some time off, I am sorry if I am not as uber as you think you are.

[revenftbm]

Well time to pull out the old ignore list for this lovely lady. :S

while that is a great idea weasel i just cant wait to see what she says next. it is amusing :D

[revenftbm]

Well, I did take some time off, I am sorry if I am not as uber as you think you are.

i do not in any way think im uber i simply think you are not uber :D

( and you hate AOK which is like the highest form of heresy on argo)

[dominp]

I really wish Turbine would just ban them already so the rest of us can play in peace.

when did they start forcing us to group with people we don't want to??

[Rameses]

( and you hate AOK which is like the highest form of heresy on argo)

Nah, I've a long history of having a good laugh at Haffty's expense. :D

I am, Rameses!

[Rav'n]

Nah, I've a long history of having a good laugh at Haffty's expense. :D

I am, Rameses!

...oh... uh... sorry... thought you wrote Shaffty. Which would be real sick and dememnted... since we've all seen his sack. (Got a lot of LARGE Stones.... that Shaffty ... :D )

[revenftbm]

Nah, I've a long history of having a good laugh at Haffty's expense. :D

I am, Rameses!

then THOU ART HERETIC!

(sharpens a pitchfork)

[Rameses]

...oh... uh... sorry... thought you wrote Shaffty. Which would be real sick and dememnted... since we've all seen his sack. (Got a lot of LARGE Stones.... that Shaffty ... :D )

OG... that's what I get for trying to write Handy first... and I think Shaffty fits him well 'nuff!


I am, Rameses!

[Rav'n]

Must Log into Argo and create Shaffty Smurf!! I could join Runs... only to die, recall out then re-enter quests... giving EVERYONE the Shafft!! Of course... to do it right, I'd need to borrow a certain Sack...and show it to the party at the beginning of each run :D

[revenftbm]

Must Log into Argo and create Shaffty Smurf!! I could join Runs... only to die, recall out then re-enter quests... giving EVERYONE the Shafft!! Of course... to do it right, I'd need to borrow a certain Sack...and show it to the party at the beginning of each run :D

(Error): Error: shaffty does not exist.

[Bobthesponge]

i heard their guild leader has the audacity to call himself the best pally ever

isn't that like calling yourself the tallest halfling ever?

[Tabun]

I was playing with these jerks the other day. Actually jerks is too light of a term but there are forum rules here. :/ It was grease this grease that. In the sub such behavior is unacceptable I had to recall three times because I fell. They were quite mean about it too, I kind of felt like crying. <sensitive lady here>

And then get this, a d door goes up over the raid chest in VoD!!! I was quite upset when I found myself in the entry room. >:(

I tell you what I hope the wrath of the mighty Mad God of Argonnessen smites this horrid group of ne'er-do-wells.

this profile has a strange smell about it but you fished me out Yes I ddoored the chest but it was Gol who was tossing the grease he is not in aok so get it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and btw I felt bad about it I was trying to get Gol since he danced me at the end of vod I got 2 of my guildies and felt terrible if I really got you I am sorry and I owe you a vod run who are your toons so I can invite you??

[revenftbm]

this profile has a strange smell about it but you fished me out Yes I ddoored the chest but it was Gol who was tossing the grease he is not in aok so get it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

again i must try this next time im in vod... d door AND grease the chest :D

[Rav'n]

(Error): Error: shaffty does not exist.

yeah...unfortunately I won't be able to log in for a few hours... /sad

[totmacher]

since this thread can't get any dumber or worthless

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJ9-f8N5EM

[Jezebellian]

since this thread can't get any dumber or worthless

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJ9-f8N5EM

Huh?!?!

[totmacher]

Huh?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_129ZFctDk

[Jezebellian]

this profile has a strange smell about it but you fished me out Yes I ddoored the chest but it was Gol who was tossing the grease he is not in aok so get it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and btw I felt bad about it I was trying to get Gol since he danced me at the end of vod I got 2 of my guildies and felt terrible if I really got you I am sorry and I owe you a vod run who are your toons so I can invite you??

W T F !!!!! What a jerk. Who are your toons so I can squelch them?

[toughguyjoe]

W T F !!!!! What a jerk. Who are your toons so I can squelch them?

TIP: When you see a dimension door on a chest, use your tab key to highlight the chest in your Focus orb instead of trying to click on it.

That tip is free, by the way.

The next one you need is going to cost you 10 plat.

[Do'Urden]

Is there a Hauntmachine build? Could you direct me to it? That guy is such a bada#$ in pvp I love him. Where has he been lately anyway I haven't seen him in the lobster for a while.

OK you get +1 for drama inciting potential (any post referencing AoK in combination with Hauntmachine and/or Atenhotep gets +1)

~ Drama Moderator

[Tabun]

W T F !!!!! What a jerk. Who are your toons so I can squelch them?

no no no wrong I am Tab ( see my sig) Jerk is Neebs Bufalo Charliee

[WeaselKing]

no no no wrong I am Tab ( see my sig) Jerk is Neebs Bufalo Charliee

+1 rep

[Jezebellian]

no no no wrong I am Tab ( see my sig) Jerk is Neebs Bufalo Charliee

My DDO says that neebs is in your guild, so I guess it would make sense to call AOK members jerks but if I were still in a guild I sure wouldn't call any of my friends jerks. You AOK fishheads are a real piece of work.

Oh ya, and you should learn to spell Argonnessen right in your sig you illiterate faerie punka%&.

[Rav'n]

OK you get +1 for drama inciting potential (any post referencing AoK in combination with Hauntmachine and/or Atenhotep gets +1)

~ Drama Moderator

shouldn't that be

~ Drama Mod-eaux-rator


just sayin'

[Rav'n]

My DDO says that neebs is in your guild, so I guess it would make sense to call AOK members jerks but if I were still in a guild I sure wouldn't call any of my friends jerks. You AOK fishheads are a real piece of work.

Oh ya, and you should learn to spell Argonnessen right in your sig you illiterate faerie punka%&.

New Official AoK Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU)

[Jezebellian]

New Official AoK Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU)

1979 ha! I am sure that most of Aces over Kids were born well after 1990.

[Tabun]

My DDO says that neebs is in your guild, so I guess it would make sense to call AOK members jerks but if I were still in a guild I sure wouldn't call any of my friends jerks. You AOK fishheads are a real piece of work.

Oh ya, and you should learn to spell Argonnessen right in your sig you illiterate faerie punka%&.

I dont know how to make the colors so If I change anything Ill loose the effect get some style !!!

[Rav'n]

Aces over Kids that's us!!!

[toughguyjoe]

Aces over Kids that's us!!!

I had no idea you guys had a specific church affiliation! Aces over Kids, approved by the pope!

[Do'Urden]

shouldn't that be

~ Drama Mod-eaux-rator


just sayin'

+1 your avatar offends me

~ Drama Modeuaxrator

[Tabun]

+1 your avatar offends me

~ Drama Modeuaxrator

come back O :(

[phalaeo]

+1s for everybody!

edit: except for jeez

Where's my +1, Dean? Huh?
Where is it?

I DEMAND +1!

[Jezebellian]

Well, clearly it was a waste of my time to respond to this thread. I guess that next time I respond to an AOK hate thread I will look at the OP more carefully.

[revenftbm]

Well, clearly it was a waste of my time to respond to this thread. I guess that next time I respond to an AOK hate thread I will look at the OP more carefully.

usually AOK hate threads will be countered accordingly by their members so good luck with that ^^

[toughguyjoe]

usually AOK hate threads will be STARTED by their members so good luck with that ^^

Fixed that.

[Rav'n]

+1 your avatar offends me

~ Drama Modeuaxrator




heh... I thought I was having a Man crush on yours.... but the moment is gone.... :D

[Rav'n]

well... I tried to Pos Rep everyone in this thread.... put I've given out too much Rep today. So... If you got Pos Rep on any of 2 dosen THreads I lurked/trolled on today.... it was me..... ALL ME!

[revenftbm]

Fixed that.

hmm i guess your right....

[jonnytheshark]

W T F !!!!! What a jerk. Who are your toons so I can squelch them?

Is this the guy I heard was doing all the crying?

[Merlocke]

fishheads!

[thomprob]

Romperbomperstomperboo!

[revenftbm]

fishheads!

you sir are a TOWEL

:D

[Sidious]

1979 ha! I am sure that most of Aces over Kids were born well after 1990.

I love this thread and AOK, what we are OURSELVES and comfortable enough to be that way at all time. This particular quote made me laugh out. We are a collective group of middleaged (avg of 35-40) juvenilles. This guild accepts each other for who we really are. It is the people in the guild that keeps me coming back to this game and I always have a home when I do. I am so glad to be back even in a limited capacity.

God Bless us all eveyone.

I completely love the Fish head nickname..

[Galacticus]

... My only consolation was that you died even more than I did in that quest. Who's the noob now?


I am The Drakk and I demand amusement. Flesh dies just to amuze me. He is a loyal AOK and does his best to make our raids FUN. You remember fun?

As for a DD on the chest so you couldn't loot...please make sure that you don't raid with us ever cause we'll definitely get you again and again and again.





AOK...We're not a guild we're a gang!

[Tolero]

You know I think I'll just go ahead and close this out of general confusion. I like chaos as much as the next CN, but still.