Ganolyn
03-25-2010, 10:22 AM
1) If monsters aggro on anyone wearing a Bunny Hat they immediately burst into a spirited chorus of "Kill the Wabbit!" (no overhead text, we want to hear it!).
2) Standing and staring at the AH screen for more than 5 minutes results in your character turning into a zombie.
3) Allow Vicious Vorpal weapons. It just isn't painful enough waiting for that 20 to roll around. This will make it just right.
4) When wearing Ogre Power Gloves of Disabling, if you fail the attempt (but don't blow up the box) your next animation should be of you ripping the control panel off the wall in disgust.
5) When wearing Ogre Power Gloves of Escape, if you fail the attempt your next animation should be of you smashing in the the door/chest in disgust.
6) Constructs/Warforged should do the "Robot" when dancing from either spell or emote.
7) Anything/anyone with Tumble or Acrobat skill breakdances when dancing from either spell or emote.
8) New seasonal quest: Take down Santa Claus. That fat bastard has enslaved the elves for long enough! He doesn't even offer health insurance! :mad: :D
9) All ranged and thrown weapons from now on will have the Paralyzer feature on them with no level limits, no save and no SR. They will work on everything, even red and purple named bosses, without fail. There, I just fixed ranged combat! You're welcome! :D
Feel free to add your own!
2) Standing and staring at the AH screen for more than 5 minutes results in your character turning into a zombie.
3) Allow Vicious Vorpal weapons. It just isn't painful enough waiting for that 20 to roll around. This will make it just right.
4) When wearing Ogre Power Gloves of Disabling, if you fail the attempt (but don't blow up the box) your next animation should be of you ripping the control panel off the wall in disgust.
5) When wearing Ogre Power Gloves of Escape, if you fail the attempt your next animation should be of you smashing in the the door/chest in disgust.
6) Constructs/Warforged should do the "Robot" when dancing from either spell or emote.
7) Anything/anyone with Tumble or Acrobat skill breakdances when dancing from either spell or emote.
8) New seasonal quest: Take down Santa Claus. That fat bastard has enslaved the elves for long enough! He doesn't even offer health insurance! :mad: :D
9) All ranged and thrown weapons from now on will have the Paralyzer feature on them with no level limits, no save and no SR. They will work on everything, even red and purple named bosses, without fail. There, I just fixed ranged combat! You're welcome! :D
Feel free to add your own!