MrWizard
03-15-2010, 04:06 PM
Every quest, the same orders, the same exact thing, everytime. And still people do not listen.
So if you are new, here are the orders you will be hearing in the raids. And some of the banter you will hear.
Also listing the usual statements, problems, or whatever that ALWAYS happen every pug run.
Vets, please add your orders or repeating soliloquies.
Vault of Night
"Only one can be on the bridge at a time"
"Do not cross the threshold until told too"
"Do not shoot at the dragon, turn off auto attack"
"Do not do anything until the leader tells you to"
The Titan
"do not hit the pillars, only xxx should be hitting them"
"stop it! Stop hitting the pillars, are you deaf?"
"stay up by the top ladder"
"yes, the top of the pillars first, not you, only xxx dummy"
The Demon Queen
"Who talked to her? We are still at the shrine, reform"
"oops, forgot to talk to zawabi, not flagged"
"nothing dropped again!"
"she keeps knocking me over!"
"Where did she go?"
The Reaver
"xxx is tanking"
"yyy is doing the puzzle"
"Stop hitting him!! xxx is the tank!"
"Do not stay in the cubby, he will aggro on you after gravity"
"ok, who keeps staying in the cubby?"
"incoming elementals"
"come here and get a charge"
"what's a charge"
"I got fly"
"Did you get lever?"
"Getting lever now"
"Who got fly"
"Stop putting up all that stuff by the puzzle, I can't see it"
"running out of time"
"What do you mean you are not using a solver?"
"Geez, it did not drop again."
" Anyone want the amulet?"
The Hound
"Don't move at the beginning"
"somebody moved"
"xxx is the chew toy"
"do you want us to go clockwise or counter clockwise?"
"do you want us to stay out and circle or come inside"
"I GOT BEES!!!!"
"there is a dog out here"
"bring it here"
"stop running around with the dog"
"don't kill the dog" (repeated by 4 others too)
"I GOT BEES, no globe of invulnerability?"
"Beholder up"
"everyone kill her"
"nice job"
"roll for leviks"
Vision of Destruction
"oops, went through hound portal...lol"
"don't kill archers!"
"stop killing archers"
"only one archer left"
"he lit it"
"he unlit it"
"KILL HIM HE LIT IT"
"whew"
"I fell"
"Coming to get you"
"everyone on the wall for buffs"
"mass buffs after zoning in and no one move"
"everyone hit the same orthon"
"didn't you hear me, I said hit the same orthon"
"Cursed"
"who is cursed?"
"me"
"sigh"
"Shield block, he turned"
"DEVILS!!!!"
"Orthons!!!!"
"Who is he aggroed on?"
"Put up control, bats soon"
"BATS!!!!!"
"Roll for bard cloak"
"no one wants bard cloak?"
"Who wants the vestments?"
The Shroud
"who's not in?"
"TS please"
"why are there trogs up, you're slacking"
"lag"
"no one is moving but me"
"lag"
"run..stop...run....stop....run....stop...lag....ru n...."
"I'm still here hitting the portal that is already down"
"who's not shrining?"
"Everyone to the southwest"
"Hey, Southwest everyone, come on"
"who's there? xxx, yyy, elelmental, qqq"
"take elemental to southeast"
"take him down, take him down, take him down"
"is he down?"
"take down the elemental"
"LIGHT THE CRYSTAL!!"
"gj"
"wow, the lag to the chest is horrible"
"4x4 se solved"
"dude, you do not need to say that"
"stop running on the yellow things"
"ha ha, got you"
"stop running on the runes!!"
"gj"
"roll d100 for shard"
"blades coming!!"
"stay in or pull out?"
"Dead"
"lag"
"still fighting"
"he's been dead"
"don't hit the portal"
"I'm kiting"
"don't kill him yet"
"whoever has aggro move away"
"here he comes"
"wow,lag"
"ddoor, who's leaving?"
"has everyone left"
"3..2...1"
"gj"
"hey a scale!"
Abbot
???
So if you are new, here are the orders you will be hearing in the raids. And some of the banter you will hear.
Also listing the usual statements, problems, or whatever that ALWAYS happen every pug run.
Vets, please add your orders or repeating soliloquies.
Vault of Night
"Only one can be on the bridge at a time"
"Do not cross the threshold until told too"
"Do not shoot at the dragon, turn off auto attack"
"Do not do anything until the leader tells you to"
The Titan
"do not hit the pillars, only xxx should be hitting them"
"stop it! Stop hitting the pillars, are you deaf?"
"stay up by the top ladder"
"yes, the top of the pillars first, not you, only xxx dummy"
The Demon Queen
"Who talked to her? We are still at the shrine, reform"
"oops, forgot to talk to zawabi, not flagged"
"nothing dropped again!"
"she keeps knocking me over!"
"Where did she go?"
The Reaver
"xxx is tanking"
"yyy is doing the puzzle"
"Stop hitting him!! xxx is the tank!"
"Do not stay in the cubby, he will aggro on you after gravity"
"ok, who keeps staying in the cubby?"
"incoming elementals"
"come here and get a charge"
"what's a charge"
"I got fly"
"Did you get lever?"
"Getting lever now"
"Who got fly"
"Stop putting up all that stuff by the puzzle, I can't see it"
"running out of time"
"What do you mean you are not using a solver?"
"Geez, it did not drop again."
" Anyone want the amulet?"
The Hound
"Don't move at the beginning"
"somebody moved"
"xxx is the chew toy"
"do you want us to go clockwise or counter clockwise?"
"do you want us to stay out and circle or come inside"
"I GOT BEES!!!!"
"there is a dog out here"
"bring it here"
"stop running around with the dog"
"don't kill the dog" (repeated by 4 others too)
"I GOT BEES, no globe of invulnerability?"
"Beholder up"
"everyone kill her"
"nice job"
"roll for leviks"
Vision of Destruction
"oops, went through hound portal...lol"
"don't kill archers!"
"stop killing archers"
"only one archer left"
"he lit it"
"he unlit it"
"KILL HIM HE LIT IT"
"whew"
"I fell"
"Coming to get you"
"everyone on the wall for buffs"
"mass buffs after zoning in and no one move"
"everyone hit the same orthon"
"didn't you hear me, I said hit the same orthon"
"Cursed"
"who is cursed?"
"me"
"sigh"
"Shield block, he turned"
"DEVILS!!!!"
"Orthons!!!!"
"Who is he aggroed on?"
"Put up control, bats soon"
"BATS!!!!!"
"Roll for bard cloak"
"no one wants bard cloak?"
"Who wants the vestments?"
The Shroud
"who's not in?"
"TS please"
"why are there trogs up, you're slacking"
"lag"
"no one is moving but me"
"lag"
"run..stop...run....stop....run....stop...lag....ru n...."
"I'm still here hitting the portal that is already down"
"who's not shrining?"
"Everyone to the southwest"
"Hey, Southwest everyone, come on"
"who's there? xxx, yyy, elelmental, qqq"
"take elemental to southeast"
"take him down, take him down, take him down"
"is he down?"
"take down the elemental"
"LIGHT THE CRYSTAL!!"
"gj"
"wow, the lag to the chest is horrible"
"4x4 se solved"
"dude, you do not need to say that"
"stop running on the yellow things"
"ha ha, got you"
"stop running on the runes!!"
"gj"
"roll d100 for shard"
"blades coming!!"
"stay in or pull out?"
"Dead"
"lag"
"still fighting"
"he's been dead"
"don't hit the portal"
"I'm kiting"
"don't kill him yet"
"whoever has aggro move away"
"here he comes"
"wow,lag"
"ddoor, who's leaving?"
"has everyone left"
"3..2...1"
"gj"
"hey a scale!"
Abbot
???