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MrWizard
03-15-2010, 04:06 PM
Every quest, the same orders, the same exact thing, everytime. And still people do not listen.

So if you are new, here are the orders you will be hearing in the raids. And some of the banter you will hear.

Also listing the usual statements, problems, or whatever that ALWAYS happen every pug run.

Vets, please add your orders or repeating soliloquies.


Vault of Night
"Only one can be on the bridge at a time"
"Do not cross the threshold until told too"
"Do not shoot at the dragon, turn off auto attack"
"Do not do anything until the leader tells you to"

The Titan
"do not hit the pillars, only xxx should be hitting them"
"stop it! Stop hitting the pillars, are you deaf?"
"stay up by the top ladder"
"yes, the top of the pillars first, not you, only xxx dummy"


The Demon Queen
"Who talked to her? We are still at the shrine, reform"
"oops, forgot to talk to zawabi, not flagged"
"nothing dropped again!"
"she keeps knocking me over!"
"Where did she go?"


The Reaver
"xxx is tanking"
"yyy is doing the puzzle"
"Stop hitting him!! xxx is the tank!"
"Do not stay in the cubby, he will aggro on you after gravity"
"ok, who keeps staying in the cubby?"
"incoming elementals"
"come here and get a charge"
"what's a charge"
"I got fly"
"Did you get lever?"
"Getting lever now"
"Who got fly"
"Stop putting up all that stuff by the puzzle, I can't see it"
"running out of time"
"What do you mean you are not using a solver?"
"Geez, it did not drop again."
" Anyone want the amulet?"


The Hound
"Don't move at the beginning"
"somebody moved"
"xxx is the chew toy"
"do you want us to go clockwise or counter clockwise?"
"do you want us to stay out and circle or come inside"
"I GOT BEES!!!!"
"there is a dog out here"
"bring it here"
"stop running around with the dog"
"don't kill the dog" (repeated by 4 others too)
"I GOT BEES, no globe of invulnerability?"
"Beholder up"
"everyone kill her"
"nice job"
"roll for leviks"

Vision of Destruction
"oops, went through hound portal...lol"
"don't kill archers!"
"stop killing archers"
"only one archer left"
"he lit it"
"he unlit it"
"KILL HIM HE LIT IT"
"whew"
"I fell"
"Coming to get you"
"everyone on the wall for buffs"
"mass buffs after zoning in and no one move"
"everyone hit the same orthon"
"didn't you hear me, I said hit the same orthon"
"Cursed"
"who is cursed?"
"me"
"sigh"
"Shield block, he turned"
"DEVILS!!!!"
"Orthons!!!!"
"Who is he aggroed on?"
"Put up control, bats soon"
"BATS!!!!!"
"Roll for bard cloak"
"no one wants bard cloak?"
"Who wants the vestments?"


The Shroud
"who's not in?"
"TS please"
"why are there trogs up, you're slacking"
"lag"
"no one is moving but me"
"lag"
"run..stop...run....stop....run....stop...lag....ru n...."
"I'm still here hitting the portal that is already down"
"who's not shrining?"
"Everyone to the southwest"
"Hey, Southwest everyone, come on"
"who's there? xxx, yyy, elelmental, qqq"
"take elemental to southeast"
"take him down, take him down, take him down"
"is he down?"
"take down the elemental"
"LIGHT THE CRYSTAL!!"
"gj"
"wow, the lag to the chest is horrible"
"4x4 se solved"
"dude, you do not need to say that"
"stop running on the yellow things"
"ha ha, got you"
"stop running on the runes!!"
"gj"
"roll d100 for shard"
"blades coming!!"
"stay in or pull out?"
"Dead"
"lag"
"still fighting"
"he's been dead"
"don't hit the portal"
"I'm kiting"
"don't kill him yet"
"whoever has aggro move away"
"here he comes"
"wow,lag"
"ddoor, who's leaving?"
"has everyone left"
"3..2...1"
"gj"
"hey a scale!"

Abbot
???

Sir_Chonas
03-15-2010, 04:22 PM
Abbot
*chirp chirp*

Backley
03-15-2010, 04:31 PM
Tempest Spine:
"If you have fire resist, move to the right"
"Don't jump while walking through the lava"
"Nobody step on the metal plate until we are all in"
"Who is pulling ice?"
"Feather fall OFF!"

Strakeln
03-15-2010, 04:35 PM
Abbot
"Get to the Choppah!!!!" (not anymore, really)
"INFERNO!!!"
"ENCASED, X O'CLOCK!"
"Will someone give me boulders? I have a 42 Dex and no freakin boulders!"
"Firewall on the Abbot!"
"Firewall at 7:00"
"What door do I go through"
"Hey, XXYY, why are you in goggles?"
"No, seriously, we need you to /sleep in the middle so the stupid boulders don't deflect off of you"

rest
03-15-2010, 04:36 PM
Abbot:
"Goggles failed."
"INFERNO! INFERNO!!!!!"

ColinQ
03-15-2010, 04:41 PM
Abbot
???

Who’s doing goggle?
A, B, C, D, roid, Y, Z goggle, O spot left, P spot right
everyone else sleep in roid
INFERNO!!!! (before the first set of dim door is up)
Go…..go……go…….go……..go…….
Damn…I fall
Reform
INFERNO!!!!
Encased
Encased in water(cleric 20 with capstone)
GJ

Sir_Chonas
03-15-2010, 04:49 PM
Reaver: Go stand in the middle
Shroud: Click that portal directly in the center and we get an extra chest
Tempest Spine: Pull that lever.

Sweyn
03-15-2010, 04:56 PM
VoN

-No one talk to the Dwarf at the end

Impaqt
03-15-2010, 05:03 PM
There is no 4x4 in the SE.

:P

ColinQ
03-15-2010, 05:08 PM
TOD
Everyone got boots?
Who’s kiting
XXX take judge to the corner with shrine, (evasion toons) on fire elemental, everyone else on jailer, take down the hound when they spawn
(cleric) capstone on the kiter
All melee go right of stage, healer go left, no body use intimidate
Kiter died, backup kiter go
Backup kiter died, (FvS) drop a BB and go
**** it…I’ve ransacked the first chest already
No matter what you do, DON’T DIE
Monk buff on cleric
Sally kiter just roll around
Take the orthos First
Everyone who is not the tank, BACK OFF

EPIC DQ
Whos’ kiting the efreets
Damn…fall off the platform
STOP hitting her, clear the efreets first
Res please….ding!.....damn….res please…….ding!
Don’t bother raising me, I’m at 40 HP (from all those death penalties)
Healers drink pots, I’ll reimburse you in the end
can someone get my stone from the lava please


EPIC VON6
How did I end up in korthos (when in VON5)
/death next time
Xxx main healer, yyy spot heal
Go (after 3’o clock or 6’o clock prepped)
9’o clock ready
Kill the Djinns
INFERNO!!!
Knocked down(main healer)
Don’t forget to take your token
Damn…flanser’s respawn (After Valah down and everyone looting chest)

Deusxmachina
03-16-2010, 04:41 AM
Vision of Destruction
"Cursed"
"who is cursed?"
"me"
"sigh"


Yep.

Morningfrost
03-16-2010, 04:57 AM
Tempest Spine: Pull that lever.

Can't remember the exact words, but it came from the Goddess herself: "Pull that lever and I'll leave you here".

Kyrn
03-16-2010, 05:01 AM
EPIC VON6
How did I end up in korthos (when in VON5)
/death next time
Xxx main healer, yyy spot heal
Go (after 3’o clock or 6’o clock prepped)
9’o clock ready
Kill the Djinns
INFERNO!!!
Knocked down(main healer)
Don’t forget to take your token
Damn…flanser’s respawn (After Valah down and everyone looting chest)

Had that korthos one happen before on elite... how does it happen anyway?

mediocresurgeon
03-16-2010, 05:47 AM
Tempest Spine:
"I fell!"

Vault of Night 6:
"Kill your pillars!"

Titan:
"FIRE!"

Demon Queen:
"Crit!"

Reaver:
"Pull."

Abbot:
"INFERNO!

Shroud:
"Devil, Fire, Gnoll, Trog."

Vision of Destruction:
"If you have aggro, stand away from the group!"

Hound:
"Dogs broke!"

Tower of Despair:
"Banish! Rehaste, please."

Epic Demon Queen:
"Who's kiting the efreeti?"

Epic Vault of Night:
"INFERNO!"

MrWizard
03-16-2010, 05:57 AM
There is no 4x4 in the SE.

:P

whargarbbl....lol

MrWizard
03-16-2010, 06:00 AM
all these quotes are so true. Hilarious to write them all down...lol

probably script the whole dungeon out with them.

Iambeastx
03-16-2010, 06:15 AM
iirc its when you recall instead of going through portal, never done it myself

dread333
03-16-2010, 12:10 PM
Hound : "Who's got the fourth stone?!" "Render in center." "Beholder in center"

Reaver: "No one wants these bracers? (Ventilated)

VOD : "Mili you got recon?" (that one's personal)

Tempest: "No one goes in but the tank, the solver and one healer...I SAID NO ONE ELSE GOES IN!," "Don't drop down that hole...'Uh there's a beholder in here...'" "Don't disarm that trap...Who disarmed the trap?!...Fire Ellies up"

great thread!

Woody00
03-16-2010, 12:27 PM
Tempest Spine:
"Who has the runes?"
"What happened? I'm across the map."
"Dont grease the edge of the cliff."

VoN:

" Who has the voice?"
" xxx I do"
*ding* xxx has died
xxx: " dang it. fell in the deep lava"

Iambeastx
03-16-2010, 12:35 PM
TS and VON5
Only one person solve the puzzle
Who's solving puzzle
Why are three you you moving puzzle pieces

TS
Runes reset cos you moved the puzzle after they where put in jars

VON5
Don't recall at end

VON6
**** if your not melee then stay behind Pillars
**** has died

MylesMDT
03-16-2010, 12:50 PM
Icy Raiment runs:

"Don't stop to fight, keep up with the-" *DING*
"Ooze Puppet? Really?"
"Don't walk through the light"
"Can you please move off of that rune?"
"Take off Feather Fall"
"Stay off the gold"
"Don't jump"
"Why am I flying up?" *DING*
"Oh, I didn't know, I can't use it - do you want it? Oh, it's Bound?"

Shroud:
"Why am I the only one still fighting this portal? Where did you go?"

sativathered6977
03-16-2010, 12:58 PM
(old) von 5-6

"everyone roll to see what order we are going to pick loot"
"there is no going back now"



i almost miss those days....but taking 20 minutes for peeps to pick their loot kinda sucked...but at least beating the dragon was easier then.

dv8maker123
03-16-2010, 01:00 PM
LEEEROY...JEEEENNNKIINNSSSS

Sorry, I know its the wrong game, but to date that is the funniest thing I have ever seen done to a raid...

Schmoe
03-19-2010, 03:15 PM
Icy Raiment runs:

"Don't stop to fight, keep up with the-" *DING*
"Ooze Puppet? Really?"
"Don't walk through the light"
"Can you please move off of that rune?"
"Take off Feather Fall"
"Stay off the gold"
"Don't jump"
"Why am I flying up?" *DING*
"Oh, I didn't know, I can't use it - do you want it? Oh, it's Bound?"


Had the pleasure of doing this for the first time ever last night. I'll add one that I heard after pulling the Icy Raiment on my 2nd run that I'm sure others have heard -

"I can make your wildest dreams come true."

:D