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KingOfCheese
03-15-2010, 01:09 PM
I was going to make a role-play character named Lindsay (no last name) and play it as a drunk dwarf male barbarian.

But I fear that Lindsay Lohan will sue me.

So I'm going to stick with characters named Sock (and hope that the Clinton's cat doesn't sue me) and avoid role playing. Thanks for ruining my gaming experience Lindsay Lohan!

LawstCawz
03-15-2010, 01:11 PM
I wouldn't drink milk either at this point either.

Memnir
03-15-2010, 01:16 PM
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http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/EnPsyane01/lohan-1.jpg
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KingOfCheese
03-15-2010, 01:34 PM
http://i1016.photobucket.com/albums/af284/KingOfCheese/Picture3.png

Timjc86
03-15-2010, 01:54 PM
LOL!!

Sock, your forum posts (including this one) are simply too funny. I thank you for yet another fit of chuckles, although the other people here in the study room are really starting to get annoyed. (Although they don't know that I'm a tier III Assassin... and neither does the Clinton's cat - if you catch my drift ;))

Ninetoes
03-15-2010, 01:56 PM
I feel ya, Sock. Fear of litigation is exactly what led me to delete Tcruise, my halfling sorcerer.

Siskel
03-15-2010, 01:57 PM
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Do her feet look abnormally large?

Ninetoes
03-15-2010, 02:04 PM
Do her feet look abnormally large?

YES. I'm glad someone else noticed it. I didn't want to say anything in case her lawyers we



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KingOfCheese
03-15-2010, 02:08 PM
Do her feet look abnormally large?

I think she had implants.

KingOfCheese
03-15-2010, 02:12 PM
I think she had implants.

I formally retract this statement. Lindsay Lohan is a wonderful and talented person and has very normal feet. Per the terms of my confidentiality and settlement agreement, I cannot comment further on this topic.

Ninetoes
03-15-2010, 02:23 PM
I formally retract this statement. Lindsay Lohan is a wonderful and talented person and has very normal feet. Per the terms of my confidentiality and settlement agreement, I cannot comment further on this topic.



"...and our top story on the national front brings Actor/Musician Lindsay Lohan into the spotlight once more. An informant inside the Lohan complex has leaked us this photo of the young genius carrying what the informant describes as 'the head of some guy from the internet.' When pressed further as to how she acquired this head, our informant could not specify, and had only this to say. 'I...I dunno man, it was crazy. She just up and lost her sh1t, started ranting and raving about some Cheese guy, had some of the henchmen find him, so they bring in this little short guy. Then, man...she just clean chewed off his head. Then she just threw on her iPod and went for a powerwalk like it was no big deal. It was like...man, I don't want to talk about this anymore.'

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/lindsay-lohan-pumpkin.jpg

PurdueDave
03-15-2010, 04:20 PM
YES. I'm glad someone else noticed it. I didn't want to say anything in case her lawyers we



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lol

I was just going to post that. They're like Frodo big.

Edit - I'd still knock boots with her, though.

Memnir
03-15-2010, 08:18 PM
Edit - I'd still knock boots with her, though.I dunno if I would these days - she's looking a little... well, worse for wear.


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http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/EnPsyane01/lindsaylohan-1.jpg
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Quanefel
03-15-2010, 08:41 PM
I dunno if I would these days - she's looking a little... well, worse for wear.


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http://i744.photobucket.com/albums/xx86/EnPsyane01/lindsaylohan-1.jpg
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But...she has a 3rd leg growing out of her left arm! O.O!

Ninetoes
03-15-2010, 08:44 PM
But...she has a 3rd leg growing out of her left arm! O.O!

Nope, that's what's left of KingofCheese after she was done with his corpse (see above news story for full details.)

petegunn
03-15-2010, 09:05 PM
"...and our top story on the national front brings Actor/Musician Lindsay Lohan into the spotlight once more. An informant inside the Lohan complex has leaked us this photo of the young genius carrying what the informant describes as 'the head of some guy from the internet.' When pressed further as to how she acquired this head, our informant could not specify, and had only this to say. 'I...I dunno man, it was crazy. She just up and lost her sh1t, started ranting and raving about some Cheese guy, had some of the henchmen find him, so they bring in this little short guy. Then, man...she just clean chewed off his head. Then she just threw on her iPod and went for a powerwalk like it was no big deal. It was like...man, I don't want to talk about this anymore.'

http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images/lindsay-lohan-pumpkin.jpg

Jesus shes just cast destruction on sock!!!