Samiusbot
02-11-2010, 11:39 AM
A fighter zerging a dungeon goes to pull a level and hears a voice: “Stop! If you pull that lever you will trip a trap and it will kill you.”
He stopped and waited for a pugger to run over and pull the lever, the pugger was hit with a vicious blade trap and died.
Astonished the fighter continued zerging the dungeon and was about to round a corner.
The voice shouted, "Stop! If you take one more step around the corner you will agro 20 casters and die.
The fighter stood still waiting; a pugger trying to catch up runs around the corner gets all the hate and dies.
"Where are you?" the fighter asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the fighter asked. "Where the hell were you when I joined a Shroud PUG on update day?"
He stopped and waited for a pugger to run over and pull the lever, the pugger was hit with a vicious blade trap and died.
Astonished the fighter continued zerging the dungeon and was about to round a corner.
The voice shouted, "Stop! If you take one more step around the corner you will agro 20 casters and die.
The fighter stood still waiting; a pugger trying to catch up runs around the corner gets all the hate and dies.
"Where are you?" the fighter asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh yeah?" the fighter asked. "Where the hell were you when I joined a Shroud PUG on update day?"