What's wrong with this picture? Version 2

[knightgf]

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No really! There is something wrong with this picture! I swear to Aerenal there is! But if you don't know what it is...take a wild guess. And maybe you'll get it. But I can say right now that my hotbars aren't the problem...and killing things with implosion isn't the problem either...

[Visty]

you have a shield equipped, only gimps use shields
also youre hp are too low for lvl19, youre too squishy

[oberon131313]

you actually looted a +4 Holy Composite Longbow of Lesser Reptilian Bane?

[BitkaCK2]

You have weird flowers growing out of your insect helm.

bitkaCK2

[HeavenlyCloud]

You got a quiver? Did i win?

[knightgf]

One of you mentioned half the problem...half the problem IS a shield...but the question is...what exactly is wrong with the shield? And it has nothing to do with its stats or durability!

Oh, and everything else isin't whats REALLY wrong with the picture. Though they could count as 'side wrongs'.



also youre hp are too low for lvl19, youre too squishy

I've seen squishier.

[Reisei]

there's no experience progress on your experience bar?

[BLAKROC]

you carry more scrolls than spells?

you don't know how to lock items to your hot bars?


you carry shards around in your bakpak ?

[rage9]

It doesn't show your animation holding your shield and mace

[Reisei]

you shield is without your mace on your quickbar like it is with your mace on your weapon sets

[Pwesiela]

Inventory shows a mace and shield equipped while the character doesn't show them.

[hydra_ex]

Inventory shows a mace and shield equipped while the character doesn't show them.

You can recall and take the sc; its nothing too odd.

[Tyrande]

You seem to be fighting with bare hands, yet the inventory screen showed that you are wielding a +3 superior potency mace and a lousy shield.

You are carrying too many junk in your inventory including inspiration path collector items, which is better suited to be placed in the bank prior to combining them to discs.

You are not exactly rich, less than half a million plat and you are tired of loot runs in the desert.

[Pwesiela]

You can recall and take the sc; its nothing too odd.

Yet there's no recall bar at the top.

[captain1z]

It doesn't show your animation holding your shield and mace

same answer...... shield and mace bought from the same retailer that sold wonder woman her jet.

[hydra_ex]

Yet there's no recall bar at the top.

Maybe that's the odd thing?

[knightgf]

You seem to be fighting with bare hands, yet the inventory screen showed that you are wielding a +3 superior potency mace and a lousy shield.


Bingo! Yahtzee! That's whats REALLY wrong with this picture!

And its an old glitch, eh? Well, proves just how worthless Turbine's customer support is. Oh, and by the way, I didnt hit the 'recall' button to get the effect...somehow I got it after I defeated Johnny Cage and I noticed it while I was swimming to the rest shrine. I thought at first I was somehow 'disarmed' or something happened to my weapons, but I opened inventory, they were still equipped.

Anyways, feel free to keeping pointing out all the other 'wrongs' in this picture. It amuses me to see how flawed my character really is...

[dopey69]

you have 600 heal scrolls on hotbar so.....i say unguilded for sure some bad pugs in your past and yet you still have a fully charged cure light wounds.........on your hot bar for when the going gets real tuff lo :)

[knightgf]

you have 600 heal scrolls on hotbar so.....i say unguilded for sure some bad pugs in your past and yet you still have a fully charged cure light wounds.........on your hot bar for when the going gets real tuff lo :)

You mean cure minor wounds? Yeah, sure, its a bit too weak for a level 19, but when you go through all your mana, 2 rest of the eladeren statuettes, 3 CSW wands, all 700 heal scrolls(You only saw 600; I keep 100 in my active bar for quick access, then when I run out, I 'reload' another 100 scrolls and keep going), and every healing source, this is the ABSOLUTE last resort. Mind you I haven't gotten close to using it as a last resort and 99% of the time I only use it to top off that little sliver in my hp or someone elses if we're waiting.

[Emili]

Bingo! Yahtzee! That's whats REALLY wrong with this picture!

And its an old glitch, eh? Well, proves just how worthless Turbine's customer support is. Oh, and by the way, I didnt hit the 'recall' button to get the effect...somehow I got it after I defeated Johnny Cage and I noticed it while I was swimming to the rest shrine. I thought at first I was somehow 'disarmed' or something happened to my weapons, but I opened inventory, they were still equipped.

Anyways, feel free to keeping pointing out all the other 'wrongs' in this picture. It amuses me to see how flawed my character really is...
Really? Was goin' to tell your Da said you be built backwards... he done told me your nose runs and your feet smell. ;)

[stilldamom]

Your little token pile that you get at Reavers, I see them here but it says 0. Or is that a 6? Looks like a 0 to me.

[adamkatt]

Johnny Cage ...


FRIENDSHIP! Friendship!

[Valiance]

You don't have blade barrier on your hot bar. That is really what's wrong.

V

[knightgf]

You don't have blade barrier on your hot bar. That is really what's wrong.

V

Keep in mind I use WAY more spells than what you see here. I play using a 360 controller, so my tabs will be a bit different because of that. If I hold RB and press either LT or RT, it will either go down or up a tab. RB + Select turns on extend spell, RB + Start turns on maximize spell, RB + B turns on Heighten spell, and RB + R3 equips my default weapon set, a +2 lesser acid guard heavy steel shield of heavy fort and a +2 Superior Potency VI heavy mace. Yeah, it's really hard to get a superior VII or VIII potency weapon in the AH...

[Jiipster]

Yeah, it's really hard to get a superior VII or VIII potency weapon in the AH...

Possibly because they don't exist.

[mattysix]

you typed /sheathe?

[SteeleTrueheart]

you can also get the 'equipped but not showing' graphics by typing the emote
/sheathe

[SteeleTrueheart]

beaten by mattysix!

[knightgf]

you typed /sheathe?

Forgot all about that, but I didn't type in /sheathe. But I know for certain I didnt type it in because when I kept hitting attack, my character acted like he had the weapon equipped but it didn't show. If you typed in /sheathe, your weapons would show the moment you hit attack. It was kind of funny too because it looked almost like he was using his arm as a weapon instead of mace...and the way my character's hand was positioned was also quite weird...imagine if, when you did a straight punch to someone, you bent your hand to the right. That's what it was like. Im not sure if other players can see that you have 'invisible' weapons but I know that whatever this glitch is, it probably was caused when I hit the water after looting Johnny's chest. Perhaps I casted a spell when I was in the water or something? I don't quite remember...

But after casting heal to see if they would reappear, they did. And when I experimented a few minutes ago on /sheathe and casted heal, they reappeared. Probably because of an 'if' or 'while' statement in DDO that causes them to show back up after you cast a spell or do some other action. Overall, was a odd hiccup in the programming I saw.

Edit: AHA! My theory was proven! Now should I send a bug report or send a tell to a GM instead? Hmmm...I think the bug report option is broken since I have used it before and they haven't fixed bugs in a reasonable ammount of time, and its a not a hugely game-breaking bug...I think ill just send a bug report and pray that both a GM gets the bug report and maybe a GM reads whats wrong on this fourm, and try to get a fix for the next 'update'. Well, if it happens anyways...