Say something that could not possibly offend anyone

[MrWizard]

Here is the thread, the one thread that may not be full of anger.

Please post something that no one could be angry, upset, offended, or argumentative over.

Please keep it DDO related.

Here is my attempt

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I like the jump spell.





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[Goldeneye]

Haste is tasty

[Cedwin]

I like the jump spell.




I hate it when people cast jump on me when I'm trying to do something like the coal chamber!!

Stupid jump spell.


:p

[Zaodan]

I like the jump spell.

My father is paralyzed from the neck down, and I find your post offensive.

p.s. it is not possible to post something that is "not offensive" as offense is taken, not given.

[KingOfCheese]

Ooooo. I'll give this a shot.

Haste is overrated.
Nerf wall of fire.
Rogues have no dps.
Rangers are the worst.
Rangers are the best.
Legion.
Noobs and vets.
Zerging.

I think I did OK.

[Mockduck]

Trees can be good.

[Zaodan]

Actually, I take back what I said, I may have thought up something that no one would take offense to:

"You're right."

:)

[Cedwin]

Actually, I take back what I said, I may have thought up something that no one would take offense to:

"You're right."

:)

I'm left handed, I take offense to that!

[Cedwin]

Trees can be good.

Unless it's the tree from poltergeist. I had nightmares about that tree for the longest.

[Tin_Dragon]

Not n00b friendly.


please read the lfm.

[MonsterAbuser]

something that could not possibly offend anyone

[Gercho]

You want something that nobody would take offense or argue? just write some axioms, for example:

X = X

[KingOfCheese]

You want something that nobody would take offense or argue? just write some axioms, for example:

X = X

My parents were killed by axioms!

[cdemeritt]

Ooooo. I'll give this a shot.

Haste is overrated.
Nerf wall of fire.
Rogues have no dps.
Rangers are the worst.
Rangers are the best.
Legion.
Noobs and vets.
Zerging.

I think I did OK.

You forgot :
Warforged barbarians without healers friend
Battle Clerics
Arcane Casters w/out haste

[Aesop]

Actually, I take back what I said, I may have thought up something that no one would take offense to:

"You're right."

:)

Don't patronize me





sorry couldn't help it





The devs have more knowledge about coding than I do.




Aesop

[Aesop]

You want something that nobody would take offense or argue? just write some axioms, for example:

X = X

you got something against Y? :(

[Gol]

My name is Gol.

[Zaodan]

something that could not possibly offend anyone

Winner.

[wamjratl1]

ham

[Eelpout]

My name is Gol.

You have a lot of gall posting something like that in this thread, boyo.

[Aesop]

My name is Gol.

wait gol... as in log backwards... as in a huge steaming poo... oh gross I'm totally offended



:D

[Memnir]

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http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn12/EnPsyane/had-enough.gif
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[gorloch]

Tiny, cute, playful kittens?


PIXA

[Zaodan]

Ok, I totally got it this time:

Nuke gay baby seals for Jesus!

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c53/RPGamerd00d/dramaticprairiedog.gif

...

Wait a sec, that's designed to offend EVERYONE. Oops.

[Kalari]

I like booze and candy

if your offended by that /shrug :)

sorry thats about as nice as im getting.

[Talon_Moonshadow]

I hate it when people cast jump on me when I'm trying to do something like the coal chamber!!

Stupid jump spell.


:p

I find CC a lot easier without Jump actually. :cool:

[Cedwin]

I hate it when people cast jump on me when I'm trying to do something like the coal chamber!!



I find CC a lot easier without Jump actually. :cool:

Reading comprehension FTW! :p

[ThrasherGT]

I think I got it............

"Disafraboo!"

:D

[MrCow]

There aren't enough true cows within Stormreach. :)

[ThrasherGT]

Here's another:

"I exist."

:D

[Sirea]

Here's another:

"I exist."

:D

If certain people said that, I'd be offended.

[Newtons_Apple]

Tiny, cute, playful kittens?


PIXA

Kittens **** and pee everywhere. I'm offended by that.

[Arlith]

There aren't enough true cows within Stormreach. :)

True. Or cowbell for thatmatter. Need more cowbell.

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1237466918_cows.gif

[MarcusCole]

I've got a fever,and the only prescription is more cowbell!

[DownClan]

Actually, I take back what I said, I may have thought up something that no one would take offense to:

"You're right."

:)

I take offense to your telling him that he is right.

[FunkyGoose]

I take offense to your telling him that he is right.

I take offence to you telling everyone that you take offense to his telling him that he are right.

...So sayeth the Funk...

[FunkyGoose]

I take offence to you telling everyone that you take offense to his telling him that he are right.

...So sayeth the Funk...

I take offence at my own funky sayething of my offence at this other guy's offence at someone else displaying offence at another person becase he was teling the third person that they are right (thus casusing offence).

..So sayeth the Funk...

[Hellmoob]

"You're right."

Ooh, ooh, I know this one...

"Things you say to shut women up"?

Oops. Wrong game.

[dv8maker123]

Gary Gygax is the awesomest

[Anderei]

Yes, now I see it, you are more awesome than I.

My ring of +1 betterthanyouness seems to be broken.

[Temet]

Screw off and die.

It won't "possibly" offend anyone.

Hrm... Anyone know the color code for invisible text here?

[Freeman]

Actually, I take back what I said, I may have thought up something that no one would take offense to:

"You're right."

:)

You're not married, are you :p

[Creddi]

'something that could not possibly offend anyone'

[Pfamily]

'something that could not possibly offend anyone'
Meh...been done, pg 1.

[Xaearth]

Achoo.

[Freeman]

Achoo.

SWINE FLU!!!!! Don't infect the rest of us!!! :eek:

[Gunga]

Your mom is pretty.

[AllanGreenspan]

Octomom plays DDO with welfare money while her hired help watches the 8 bionic children she birthed during her stay in an inpatient mental health clinic.
That isn't offensive is it? K, good.

[Creddi]

Your mom is pretty.

My mom is deceased :(

[Saaluta]

Ooh, ooh, I know this one...

"Things you say to shut women up"?

Oops. Wrong game.

-1 rep if I could :grr:

Saal :)

[Freeman]

-1 rep if I could :grr:

Saal :)

Yes, that's definitely worth -1 rep. Every guy knows that nothing will ever make a woman sh... oh, wait, we may not be on the same wavelength here :p

[oberon131313]

My mom is deceased :(

I fail to see how that invalidates his statement. :eek:

[Guildmaster_Kadish]

Screw off and die.

It won't "possibly" offend anyone.

Hrm... Anyone know the color code for invisible text here?

111111 is the best I've found. Example: rgb#111111

My try: :)

[Saaluta]

Yes, that's definitely worth -1 rep. Every guy knows that nothing will ever make a woman sh... oh, wait, we may not be on the same wavelength here :p

:grr: squared...

Saal :)

[cpito]

Gary Gygax is the awesomest

Don't be dissin' Dave Arneson like that!

[Ellyll]

Water

[Gunga]

My mom is deceased :(

Yeah, join the club.

[Hellmoob]

-1 rep if I could :grr:

Saal :)

You're right.

*shrugs* Someday it's gonna work.

[cpito]

Water

Can you imagine the nightmares you just caused all the relatives of the Wicked Witch of the West?

[Dark_Helmet]

Water

I have Aquaphobia! :eek:

I can't stand Aquaman (except when Craig Ferguson plays him :D).

[Dark_Helmet]

something that could not possibly offend anyone

I hate that song (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something). The Beatles were over rated (j/k).

[Temet]

111111 is the best I've found. Example: rgb#111111

My try: :)

Much appreciated.

[Shassa]

Water

Does Hydrophobia mean anything to you?

[Shassa]

They said DDO related though... so how about...

"Here, have some plat."

[MarcusCole]

They said DDO related though... so how about...

"Here, have some plat."

You think I'm so poor I need to take your charity?!?

;)

[ThrasherGT]

One more try:

The Kobolds on the way to Waterworks are easy to Kill.

[visionary1977]

I have been blinded with Power word Blind.. the fact that I know your typing but cant read it offends me.. you could be talking about me :P

[Bosco]

Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' talkin' with your pants on the ground.

Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground

[Tin_Dragon]

/lfb

[Anderei]

The Kobolds on the way to Waterworks are easy to Kill.

Argh these kobold zergers! Stay with the group!

[Happosaai]

Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious!

[ThrasherGT]

Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious!

The sound of it is really quite atrocious.......:D

[Anderei]

Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious!

Gesundheit!

[Maxwell1380]

Actually, I take back what I said, I may have thought up something that no one would take offense to:

"You're right."

:)

And if I am a democrat? I am offended lol

[gorloch]

Supercalifragalisticexpialidocious!

I have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. That word offends me. :D

PIXA

[dkrypt]

The water in the harbor is pretty.

[Junts]

Angelus_dead is correct.

[Captain_Wizbang]

Do I have to be flagged for that?

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm299/chefricochet/Woody/woody_bb5.jpg?t=1264689794

[ddaedelus]

They said DDO related though... so how about...

"Here, have some plat."

Charity causes weakness. :mad:

[Happosaai]

I have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. That word offends me. :D

PIXA

Hippos have bit teeth and want to eat me. I am scared!:eek:

[Saaluta]

Charity causes weakness. :mad:

And weakness leads to the dark side...or is it anger :)
Oh well, off to work :) Have a good day everyone :)

Saal :)

[HBene]

Turbine Points are allways good.

[Anderei]

And weakness leads to the dark side...or is it anger :)


As a start trek/babylon 5/farscape fan, star wars quotes offend me! :)

[Happosaai]

As a start trek/babylon 5/farscape fan, star wars quotes offend me! :)

As a Star Trek fan, your "Start Trek" fandom offends me :-P

[Horrorscope]

I love lamp.

[Sir_Chonas]

I love lamp.

Do you really love lamp, or are you just saying that?

I think that there is at least one type of fish that swims in the pacific ocean.

[Natashaelle]

(maybe someone's already beaten me to it, which would be a *good* thing by the way :) , but ... )

Broccoli is nutritious !!

[Dsox]

I came from the E.U. version of DDO run by Codemasters and I find this version much more populated and easier to group than where I used to be

[Windell]

alive is better than dead

[Tin_Dragon]

This one time, in WoW....

[Tin_Dragon]

alive is better than dead

Pale Masters take offense!

[FunkyGoose]

(maybe someone's already beaten me to it, which would be a *good* thing by the way :) , but ... )

Broccoli is nutritious !!

Ham takes offence to that!

[voidholder]

I enjoy DDO.

[Anderei]

I enjoy DDO.

You are here to maximze efficienty! NOT to enjoy yourself. Vetplayer is offended!

[ApesAmongUs]

alive is better than dead
As someone getting ready for lunch, it offends me that you want my food to be able to run away from me.

[TooManyCustomers]

Dolemite!

[gorloch]

This one time, in WoW....

This offends me, flashbacks of all the 12 and 13 yr old boys whining in game. Ahh the horror, the horror....


PIXA

[MylesMDT]

I like pie.

[Faelyndel]

... Peanut Butter

[Horrorscope]

do You Really Love Lamp, Or Are You Just Saying That?

Loud Noises!

[Omega2K]

You are marvelous!

[Ellyll]

You are marvelous!

I AM NOT a Marvelous!

I'm a DC!

[Alanim]

Tasty Ham is Tasty.

[gorloch]

Tasty Ham is Tasty.

That insults vegetarians.


PIXA

[Ashurr]

That insults vegetarians.


PIXA

How dare you mention Vegetarianism! My Meat-a-tarian coalition takes offense to this!

[Horrorscope]

Pusey Cat

[DoctorWhofan]

I like Space.

[Arsont]

I have a monk. He is a Drow. Drow are not dwarfs.

[Nahual]

Hmmmm how about



I have a deep apreciation for everyone here no matter what sex, country, religion, class, race, build, you are, you all are great in your own unique way and for that I will always be thankful.

[Dark_Helmet]

Hmmmm how about



I have a deep apreciation for everyone here no matter what sex, country, religion, class, race, build, you are, you all are great in your own unique way and for that I will always be thankful.

Don't patronize me. I know you secretly hate me.

[Dark_Helmet]

I have a monk. He is a Drow. Drow are not dwarfs.

It is spelled dwarves... Boy that ****es me off...


Almost like LMFs that say "need Rouge". Just call Mary Kay already!

[Future]

I enjoy House P music! :)

And

Displacement makes me look shiny!

[binnsr]

I enjoy House P music! :)

And

Displacement makes me look shiny!

Shiny!!
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h311/eldamir/a2c42adc.jpg

[Ashurr]

Everyone is beautiful in their own way..except for those that revel in their ugliness.

[williamsond]

I love lamp

[Uska]

good moring and happy looting

[KKDragonLord]

I like CC

[Gunga]

Pancakes.

[suitepotato]

My parents were killed by axioms!

I think I remember that. Third Doctor during his time with UNIT, wasn't it?