LFM's that probably won't fill.... [Archive] - Dungeons & Dragons Online Forums

Towrn

12-13-2009, 09:58 PM

Please feel free post screen shots of LFM's that you think are funny and will never fill.

Only a few requests, please blackout or whiteout any names and don't post anyones name, I'm all for having fun and joking at someone being stupid, but don't want to see people getting banned for a laugh.

This one made me chuckle. :D

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z103/Towrn/ScreenShot00367-1.jpg

Enochroot

12-13-2009, 10:18 PM

I was just laughing about that one myself - nice post.

Lithic

12-13-2009, 10:19 PM

No screenshot, but I'm always a big fan of:

Pit Elite, no noobs, experienced only, need guide, lvl 8-10 (party leader is lvl 7).

The old ghosts of perdition runs for caster/clerics only lead by a single monk or ranger were always entertaining as well. Nowadays its a single caster/cleric looking for 5 melees for bauble hunting heh.

moops

12-14-2009, 03:41 AM

Not an LFM--but I joined a LFM for Catacombs Elite 7 -9, there were 2 Tanks and 3 cleric hirelings--I quickly found something lese to do.

Krag

12-14-2009, 03:46 AM

"Subterranean Slayer/Rares. No noobs, be selfsufficient!"

Arnya

12-14-2009, 05:32 AM

Bit off-topic but I can't help myself..... LFM from the biggest jerk ever to run on Sarlona, and a fan message :)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9386/loldexh.jpg

sirgog

12-14-2009, 06:45 AM

Bit off-topic but I can't help myself..... LFM from the biggest jerk ever to run on Sarlona, and a fan message :)

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9386/loldexh.jpg

That cracks me up. How are they ever going to fill a group for WW part 3?

~Quozl

12-14-2009, 08:16 AM

There was one awhile back that stated 'don't bother if more than 2 classes, noob.'

Sirea

12-14-2009, 08:24 AM

"Subterranean Slayer/Rares. No noobs, be selfsufficient!"

I don't see anything wrong with that one. I'd probably join it.

There was on on Ghallanda last night for Genesis Point. "Need XP/Guide/Puzzle Solver/Lorinthor's Belt" It sat up there for a good 30 mins or so. I mean, he wasn't asking for much, was he?

Garth_of_Sarlona

12-14-2009, 12:45 PM

hey at least he was honest... :) I'd rather have someone say they don't know the quest early on and follow, than someone who thinks they know it and doesn't follow directions.

Garth

Lorz

12-14-2009, 12:59 PM

So...um...your saying my Abbot Elite - Need Guide isnt gonna fill :(

Maxwell1380

12-15-2009, 10:08 AM

"Subterranean Slayer/Rares. No noobs, be selfsufficient!"

I'd join that. Not seeing a problem with that one at all.

Shamurai

12-15-2009, 10:12 AM

I'd possibly join the Sub T One.. I've been learning my way around there.

Krag

12-15-2009, 10:33 AM

Mav145

12-15-2009, 10:35 AM

I like to go through the Sub once just to try and get my explorers done...then, just run to the raids and rack up whatever kill count occurs. Definitely, won't be going there just to repetitively do slayers although with a raid group it is fairly easy to get those kills.

Towrn

12-15-2009, 11:46 AM

You are all missing the point.....

This thread was supposed to be funny and lighthearted, NOT erupt into meaningful and useful conversation.....:D

Stop with all your inane drivel of the Sub and put up some screen shots dammit ;).

Kalari

12-15-2009, 05:13 PM

two of my favorites the first one would fill (happened to be one of the chicks in the party lol) the bottom one offered lap dances but I think people didnt want that offer:

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/funnylfm2.jpg

Im thinking the first guy isnt going to get lucky with either request or a group and the second ones insults cracked me up. Yeah thats a great way to get people in calling them knuckleheads lmao I love Sarlona..its so chaotic here :)

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/funnylfm3.jpg

Arnya

12-15-2009, 05:37 PM

That cracks me up. How are they ever going to fill a group for WW part 3?

I know, right?

Solmage

12-18-2009, 05:23 PM

There are several problems with this Sub LFM.

1. It is challenging to be selfsufficient in Sub. 95% of the characters who can breeze through Vale killing everything on their own can't hold their ground in Sub.

2. Sub slayer is inefficient. It might or might not be fun to kill things there but from the point of earning exp/money you are either doing skelly runs or going to the raid spot or don't enter Sub at all.

1) That is why the LFM asks you to be self sufficient. If you can't handle it, don't join. I have a paladin, a ranger, and 2 casters that do just fine in there. Then again I always shake my head how the heck someone dies on the way to hound, or keeps whining about how many noob levels they got on the last beholder.

2) If it's not fun or worth it to you, don't join. Only so many times one can run given slayers without needing a change of pace, and the sub provides that. Fun fact: I got a friend of mine leveled in the sub. I told her, don't put your feather fall, and jump. The explorer at the bottom did it :)

Solmage

12-18-2009, 05:25 PM

The old ghosts of perdition runs for caster/clerics only lead by a single monk or ranger were always entertaining as well. Nowadays its a single caster/cleric looking for 5 melees for bauble hunting heh.

And then the ranger keeps the baubble :) Have a guildie whom this happened to I dunno how many times already, hehe.

At least the old ghost runs offered a reward for you to join and help out, not that I ever charged anyone when I did help out, but I thought it was nice that they offered it.

I may do a few more runs of this again in the future, but I'd never pug it. Solo or friends-only.

Phidius

12-19-2009, 11:44 PM

Vanshilar

12-19-2009, 11:52 PM

This one time I saw an LFM for Necromancer's Doom, said something like "need someone to pick up my stone".

The guy was a level 5 :eek:

Towrn

12-20-2009, 01:36 AM

This one time I saw an LFM for Necromancer's Doom, said something like "need someone to pick up my stone".

The guy was a level 5 :eek:

Those are the kind of things that you HAVE to screen shot :D

Garth_of_Sarlona

12-20-2009, 02:21 AM

http://i47.tinypic.com/2qj9d9j.png

names removed to protect the innocent

Garth

Kalari

12-20-2009, 03:24 AM

omg garth nearly spit out my drink reading that +1 for you

Towrn

12-20-2009, 10:44 AM

http://i47.tinypic.com/2qj9d9j.png

names removed to protect the innocent

Garth

EVERYONE should take notice of Garth and his HUGE contribution to this thread.

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!!

:D

RoboVanguard

12-20-2009, 09:48 PM

I'd like to point out I made it into garth's screenshot. I feel like I was one of those bystanders on the evening news =D

Towrn

12-20-2009, 10:32 PM

I'd like to point out I made it into garth's screenshot. I feel like I was one of those bystanders on the evening news =D

Wave to the cameras......

:D

Towrn

12-21-2009, 05:58 PM

This one made me smile today.:D
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z103/Towrn/ScreenShot00374-1.jpg

Anthios888

12-21-2009, 06:15 PM

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr155/preciouswf/th_ScreenShot00122.jpg (http://s479.photobucket.com/albums/rr155/preciouswf/?action=view&current=ScreenShot00122.jpg)

All the names removed (except mine :)) to protect the innocent :D

I really thought we'd be past this once we got to 20, but that hasn't been the case.

I'm kind of confused about your screenshot. Are you referring to your Shroud LFM? Or is it the Abbot? (BTW is that my Abbot group? It looks identical to what I usually do)

One of my favorite LFMs was a Reaver with 10 players in it that "Needed puzzle solver."

Or the "Let Sleeping Dust Lie" with 2 people in it that was not accepting clerics, sorcs, or wizards.

I know I have a collection of screenshots somewhere...

RoboVanguard

12-21-2009, 11:19 PM

I'm kind of confused about your screenshot. Are you referring to your Shroud LFM? Or is it the Abbot? (BTW is that my Abbot group? It looks identical to what I usually do)

One of my favorite LFMs was a Reaver with 10 players in it that "Needed puzzle solver."

Or the "Let Sleeping Dust Lie" with 2 people in it that was not accepting clerics, sorcs, or wizards.

I know I have a collection of screenshots somewhere...

I think it was his shroud lfm. And I think the leader of that abbot is adelineb (might be misspelled). If that's you that's probably you, and if not... well... I dunno then.

QuantumFX

12-21-2009, 11:30 PM

names removed to protect the innocent

Initials preserved to incriminate the guilty.

Anthios888

12-21-2009, 11:35 PM

I think it was his shroud lfm. And I think the leader of that abbot is adelineb (might be misspelled). If that's you that's probably you, and if not... well... I dunno then.

Dude adelineb is totally stealing my happy dwarven abbot lfm outfit.

Quikster

12-22-2009, 03:35 AM

Pleasehelpmedothisquestahundredtimessoicangetgoodw eapons???

Nice Garth. to this I say

"Pleasestartlisteningtogroupleadersasyoulevelanddon ttellthemyouraltsandmaybetheywillletyouintheirraid sotherwise****andcancel!"

Ok and the please help me do this solo quest cracked me up too lol I was on the way out the door when i saw that :D

Edit:wow the filter picked that up, im not sure if i should be impressed or insulted lol.

~Quozl

12-22-2009, 12:23 PM

I should have taken the screenshot but did anyone see the LFM for a Wizard in VoN 6?

Wasn't a typo that I could see and all members were in the Plane of Night.

Kalari

12-22-2009, 03:19 PM

lol Towrn that was hysterical please help me do solo quests...nope not going to think about that one may make my brain implode lol

ShadowcatX

12-22-2009, 04:07 PM

I didn't get a screen shot (nor was it on Sarlona) but I saw a 2 cleric / 1 fighter / 1 bard offering to main heal or main tank Tear. It amused me.

/scurries back to my world.

Towrn

12-23-2009, 09:53 PM

Another one that I had to chuckle at.:D

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z103/Towrn/ScreenShot00375-1.jpg

Quikster

01-28-2010, 01:36 AM

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/Shroudlfm.png?t=1264660502

Zzevel

01-28-2010, 10:49 AM

names removed to protect the innocent

Garth

Yeah, that guy is already on my do not group list... lol

Halo_572

01-28-2010, 11:24 AM

You can't always be sure they are serious, when I see a stupid party search I do get the urge to put out my own search for Arachnophobia, Miller's debt or the exploding barrels with the thieves one.

I haven't yet, but may do one day when I get irritated enough.

Phidius

01-28-2010, 11:33 AM

I'm kind of confused about your screenshot. Are you referring to your Shroud LFM? Or is it the Abbot? (BTW is that my Abbot group? It looks identical to what I usually do)

One of my favorite LFMs was a Reaver with 10 players in it that "Needed puzzle solver."

Or the "Let Sleeping Dust Lie" with 2 people in it that was not accepting clerics, sorcs, or wizards.

I know I have a collection of screenshots somewhere...

Sorry for the delayed response... I blame it on leaving town for Christmas break.

I was referring to my LFM - and it never had more than 2 people in it :D

Phidius

01-28-2010, 11:42 AM

Was rooting through some screenshots, and found this little beauty...

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr155/preciouswf/th_CarryMePlease_edited.jpg (http://s479.photobucket.com/albums/rr155/preciouswf/?action=view&current=CarryMePlease_edited.jpg)

Arlith

01-28-2010, 12:05 PM

I'd like to point out I made it into garth's screenshot. I feel like I was one of those bystanders on the evening news =D

So would you please describe the tornado?

Garth_of_Sarlona

01-28-2010, 08:07 PM

So would you please describe the tornado?

I heard it was more like an EARTHQUAKE!! than a tornado.

Garth

phalaeo

01-28-2010, 08:21 PM

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/ddoscreenie.jpg

This one did fill....two different times!

Hey, at least he was willing to take any class, lol.

Quikster

01-28-2010, 09:20 PM

I heard it was more like an EARTHQUAKE!! than a tornado.

Garth

I hate giving Garth rep, but i have to lol.

fredericko

01-29-2010, 09:10 AM

I was going to reply saying the least likely to be joined LFM's were those with some reference to firearms, demises, and hope. However, I was beaten already. +1 rep to the perpetrator.

Also, there was this time I was in a shroud group, group leader being Shroudleader (let's say), and another LFM with the traits I depicted above (and just 1 member, the LFM creator of course) changed topic to something in the way of:
ShroudCOMEINJointhisGroupSHROUDLEADERPartyMembersA reAllGonnADie.

In fact, I nearly died of a bad case of ROTFL.

Quikster

01-30-2010, 10:51 PM

It filled, but i thought it was pretty funny so.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/shroudlfm-2.jpg?t=1264909835

cdr

02-01-2010, 11:09 AM

I've seen more than one that was "before bug fix".

Grimmsie

02-05-2010, 12:07 PM

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/5180/screenshot00067.jpg

it filled, but duhh, i wonder how many ppl pretended not to be there for the first time :P

Solmage

02-05-2010, 06:29 PM

All those icy oozes are dangerous...

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7262/hehx.gif (http://img403.imageshack.us/i/hehx.gif/)

Zombiekenny

02-05-2010, 06:47 PM

All those icy oozes are dangerous...

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/7262/hehx.gif (http://img403.imageshack.us/i/hehx.gif/)

I'd put money on them having just completed Kobold, where a caster with oozepuppet is amazing, and they just didn't update the LFM :P

Solmage

02-06-2010, 12:42 AM

I'd put money on them having just completed Kobold, where a caster with oozepuppet is amazing, and they just didn't update the LFM :P

Sure, or they could have changed their minds and decided to run kobold and forgot to change the quest. Either way, that lfm stayed like that for a rather long time.

calvinklien

02-06-2010, 01:09 AM

was watching a fella try to fill shroud the other night with:

"please have a clue, i'm tired"

he got one person to join until he gave up.

Ellyll

02-06-2010, 01:33 AM

was watching a fella try to fill shroud the other night with:

"please have a clue, i'm tired"

he got one person to join until he gave up.

Then apparently more people than usual had a clue.

cdr

02-21-2010, 10:01 AM

http://imgur.com/YuwyR.jpg

Looks like it stalled on about six people, then eventually disappeared.

jcTharin

02-21-2010, 10:31 AM

I have no screen-shot but.

need cleric and rouge

Towrn

02-21-2010, 11:01 AM

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/ddoscreenie.jpg

This one did fill....two different times!

Hey, at least he was willing to take any class, lol.

You madam win my little game of most amazing screenshot.

Did you happen to get the scoop from the guy, did he score? :D:rolleyes::D

Solmage

02-21-2010, 02:04 PM

You sir win my little game of most amazing screenshot.

Did you happen to get the scoop from the guy, did he score? :D:rolleyes::D

I dunno.. I think he should have restricted the levels.. I mean, you don't want to get a total noob for long walks, you know? Oh you stumbled AGAIN?! Ugh. :p

phalaeo

02-21-2010, 02:12 PM

You sir win my little game of most amazing screenshot.

Did you happen to get the scoop from the guy, did he score? :D:rolleyes::D

I'm a chick...
Nicetomeetchu. :)

TBH, I was curious when I saw one person (level 4-5) join him in the tavern. I went, took my armor off and /danced in front of the both of them. I couldn't help myself. She was in there for a little while and took off after about ten minutes.

That's all the scoop I have, my good man. ;)

Elof_X

02-21-2010, 02:19 PM

It filled, but i thought it was pretty funny so.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/shroudlfm-2.jpg?t=1264909835

It sure did - the apps were faster than I could keep track of to get only the correct people. =D

Towrn

02-21-2010, 02:23 PM

You madam win my little game of most amazing screenshot.

Did you happen to get the scoop from the guy, did he score? :D:rolleyes::D

I'm a chick...
Nicetomeetchu. :)

TBH, I was curious when I saw one person (level 4-5) join him in the tavern. I went, took my armor off and /danced in front of the both of them. I couldn't help myself. She was in there for a little while and took off after about ten minutes.

That's all the scoop I have, my good man. ;)

Edited my last post to reflect new information :D

phalaeo

02-21-2010, 06:57 PM

Oh shucks, Towrn.
*blushes*
You didn't have to go back and edit it. ;)

And BTW....
The guy in the LFM frequents the forums pretty regularly- I'm surprised that he's not in here commenting about it, although the posting was on Argo.

So Mr. Anonymous LFM dude--- I'm just poking fun at you by posting the screenie. No offense meant.

Quikster

02-21-2010, 07:01 PM

It sure did - the apps were faster than I could keep track of to get only the correct people. =D

I figured it would fill, it just struck me as funny. Harry isnt that difficult to beat on hard when hes working right. Our group last night would have 1 rounded him if we didnt have a little bit of the deadweight :D

Elof_X

02-22-2010, 12:57 AM

I figured it would fill, it just struck me as funny. Harry isnt that difficult to beat on hard when hes working right. Our group last night would have 1 rounded him if we didnt have a little bit of the deadweight :D
Well, as I'm f2p with limited time, plat, and player network, it was more prudent to get it done then than later. ^^

Dylos_Moon

02-22-2010, 01:37 AM

I swear, this is the most lfms I ever saw before the game went F2P...

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j84/SS6Trunks/Lookingforranger.jpg

Quikster

02-22-2010, 01:40 AM

Well, as I'm f2p with limited time, plat, and player network, it was more prudent to get it done then than later. ^^

Or you could learn the methods to get it done on hard with it WAI. Doesnt really matter to me, its your time :D

Thelmallen

02-22-2010, 01:11 PM

Elof_X

02-22-2010, 06:15 PM

Or you could learn the methods to get it done on hard with it WAI. Doesnt really matter to me, its your time :D
What's WAI? I just thought it was smarter to do it while the circumstances were better regardless. =)

Quikster

02-22-2010, 06:29 PM

What's WAI? I just thought it was smarter to do it while the circumstances were better regardless. =)

Working As Intended

Hey its not like I didnt go in there when he was bugged, just sayin.

Solmage

02-23-2010, 10:02 AM

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2838/lfmfun.gif (http://img97.imageshack.us/i/lfmfun.gif/)

Heh :)

Shiler

02-23-2010, 11:32 AM

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2838/lfmfun.gif (http://img97.imageshack.us/i/lfmfun.gif/)

Heh :)

It was fun to watch how ppl were scarred to join them:)

Solmage

02-23-2010, 12:39 PM

It was fun to watch how ppl were scarred to join them:)

Hey, I'd been terrified too! :eek:

:p

phalaeo

02-24-2010, 08:36 PM

More for you, Towrn.
Finally got around to 'Shopping the names out.

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm1.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm2.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm3.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm4.jpg

Stormslinger

02-24-2010, 08:40 PM

"Subterranean Slayer/Rares. No noobs, be selfsufficient!"

That actually looks like a good group that would fill quickly!

Towrn

02-24-2010, 08:47 PM

More for you, Towrn.
Finally got around to 'Shopping the names out.

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm.jpg

This one looks like one I would join in a heartbeat.

I love my battlecleric and will sacrafice a halfling any day (unless I am playing my army of halfers)

:D

stoopid_cowboy

02-25-2010, 12:26 PM

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af326/cowboy_g/ScreenShot00001.jpg

This group actually filled rather quickly. I just wanted to share the interesting approach to fill the party.
foot note... I actually tried to get someone to prove the hottness. However, she would not "cam up" ;)

stoopid_cowboy

02-25-2010, 12:30 PM

More for you, Towrn.
Finally got around to 'Shopping the names out.

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm4.jpg

DPS ranger tank healer, now that is a build I wanna see! My head is hurting just thinking about it...

+1rep for the geat pic and making me laugh

/clap

phalaeo

02-25-2010, 08:11 PM

This one looks like one I would join in a heartbeat.

I love my battlecleric and will sacrafice a halfling any day (unless I am playing my army of halfers)

:D

Considering I play a Halfling Cleric, I *had* to take a screenshot of that one. :D

Towrn

02-25-2010, 08:21 PM

DPS ranger tank healer, now that is a build I wanna see! My head is hurting just thinking about it...

+1rep for the geat pic and making me laugh

/clap

My main is a dps tank healer....

:D

Phidius

03-01-2010, 10:10 PM

Prey on the Hunter, 2 spots open for Sorc/Wizard, 3 20's and 2 18s.

"Casual runs for tempest NO ZERGERS"

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr155/preciouswf/th_Prey_No_Zerging.jpg (http://s479.photobucket.com/albums/rr155/preciouswf/?action=view&current=Prey_No_Zerging.jpg)

I would have joined them, but it would have been much faster to just zerg it solo - besides, they would certainly have rejected Gemstone :D

cdr

03-02-2010, 07:32 AM

http://imgur.com/hu0HV.jpg

I swear, I see so many of these... every level 13-15 who buys the vale thinks they immediately have to run the shroud - for xp, of course.

mudfud

03-02-2010, 07:49 AM

Seosamh

03-02-2010, 11:23 AM

Kadran

03-02-2010, 11:40 AM

I don't have a screenshot, as I'm at work. But just the other night I was leveling my TR battle caster Graype. I'm level 9 currently and was about to solo the Pit, but I always check the LFMs before I decide to solo something. Sure enough, there is an LFM for the Pit levels 6-9! They have 5 people in group, and only looking for 1 more fighter-type. Surely, my TR toon, with his gear, and my knowledge of the Pit will fit their bill! I take 1 more moment to read the notes: "BYOH. No Hand Holding. Need Someone Who Knows The Quest."

I tried to join their group. After a minute of not being accepted, I sent the party leader a tell, detailing the strengths of my build, the gear that I have, and the fact that I can solo the quest (so clearly I know what I'm doing.) He proceeds to tell me that "Sorcs can't tank." and declines me. I soloed the quest and sent him a tell when I was done (20 min later), and they were only at the 2nd furnace. I probably should have thanked him. :-)

Phidius

03-02-2010, 11:53 AM

... After a minute of not being accepted, I sent the party leader a tell...

With a few exceptions, I've learned that an ignored join request is an excellant indicator of ignorance. There's 2 people I can think of right now whose groups I don't even try to join, and that I'd probably drop group if they joined a PUG I was in... after a brief reason typed in party chat, of course.

Dieseltrain

03-02-2010, 11:57 AM

Happened a couple months ago. No screenshot.

LFM: "Tor for flagging. Need Opener."

Really???

Towrn

03-02-2010, 12:58 PM

I tried to join their group. After a minute of not being accepted, I sent the party leader a tell, detailing the strengths of my build, the gear that I have, and the fact that I can solo the quest (so clearly I know what I'm doing.) He proceeds to tell me that "Sorcs can't tank." and declines me. I soloed the quest and sent him a tell when I was done (20 min later), and they were only at the 2nd furnace. I probably should have thanked him. :-)

/Waits for Lifespawn to get home from work. :D

~Quozl

03-02-2010, 03:35 PM

With a few exceptions, I've learned that an ignored join request is an excellant indicator of ignorance. There's 2 people I can think of right now whose groups I don't even try to join, and that I'd probably drop group if they joined a PUG I was in... after a brief reason typed in party chat, of course.

Ignored join requests usually amount to me making note of the leader and ensuring they are never a part of my groups. After all, why would I want someone in my group that doesn't want me in theirs?

Even better is when they send me a tell some other time asking me to join. Really fun when I'm on my healer...

Flasharte

03-02-2010, 05:08 PM

Zombiekenny

03-02-2010, 07:52 PM

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/James23465/ScreenShot00018.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/James23465/ScreenShot00017.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/James23465/ScreenShot00016.jpg

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/James23465/ScreenShot00015.jpg

Lyle_Vertigo

03-02-2010, 11:48 PM

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y299/lyle_vertigo/LOLGrouping1-1.jpg

Towrn

03-02-2010, 11:50 PM

Lyle_Vertigo

03-02-2010, 11:58 PM

Lyle, up til now no one has posted names and we all get to laugh about silly LFMs, I'd hate to see a fun thread get closed.

If you wouldn't mind editing your post to take out the names i'd appreciate it.

Yeah I just caught that when I posted, edited it :P

I don't function well sober and been dry for three hours, brb going to store :P

Towrn

03-03-2010, 12:30 AM

Yeah I just caught that when I posted, edited it :P

I don't function well sober and been dry for three hours, brb going to store :P

HA......Thanks for the edit.

asphodeli

03-04-2010, 03:42 AM

http://img638.imageshack.us/img638/4656/screenshot00011x.jpg

mediocresurgeon

03-04-2010, 03:48 AM

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/8426/lfmthatwontfill.jpg

FAIL.

Hendrik

03-04-2010, 08:21 AM

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/James23465/ScreenShot00016.jpg

HA!

I saw this one myself and just thought, ***!?!?

cdr

03-04-2010, 11:10 AM

http://imgur.com/xq0zO.jpg

http://imgur.com/qWhGd.jpg

Quikster

03-04-2010, 07:25 PM

http://imgur.com/xq0zO.jpg

http://imgur.com/qWhGd.jpg

lol

Lyle_Vertigo

03-05-2010, 04:34 AM

lol

Omg that is terrible! Lol, it is a lot more easier to solo the **** trinket than what people believe.

All you have to do is go in casual level and mad dash to the storage bin, break it and if it isn't in there recall out and repeat.

Took me two hours to get my last one. This time I'm binding it so that I'll never have to mess with it again lol

Burtle

03-05-2010, 06:09 AM

Uh yea... I'm not on your server but I see this kind of stuff on a regular basis (makes me wonder why I'm still there :D )
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff294/virualt/ScreenShot00007-1.jpg

cdr

03-06-2010, 12:19 PM

http://imgur.com/YozmR.jpg

phalaeo

03-06-2010, 12:32 PM

http://imgur.com/YozmR.jpg

OMFG.
Lolololololololololol!

Towrn, you may have a new winnar....

Towrn

03-07-2010, 12:28 AM

OMFG.
Lolololololololololol!

Towrn, you may have a new winnar....

There are so many good ones in here that I wouldn't be able to choose now if someone asked me to.

Keep em comin.

:D

Hendrik

03-08-2010, 07:50 AM

From last night....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/twiafu/LOLZ.jpg

:D

Alternative

03-08-2010, 08:49 AM

unfortunately no screenshots, but I've seen something like that:

"Shroud elite - experienced only (need opener)"

or

"Need epic opener for harbor quests" (lvl19 character)

Quikster

03-08-2010, 11:41 PM

From last night....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/twiafu/LOLZ.jpg

:D

he he thats funny.

rest

03-09-2010, 10:27 AM

From last night....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/twiafu/LOLZ.jpg

:D

Oh man my wf bard woulda been PERFECT for that!! He has intimi!! :cool:

Narmolanya

03-09-2010, 10:43 AM

Ignored join requests usually amount to me making note of the leader and ensuring they are never a part of my groups. After all, why would I want someone in my group that doesn't want me in theirs?

Even better is when they send me a tell some other time asking me to join. Really fun when I'm on my healer...

I usaly find if I get ignored when I try to join it turns out to be a good thing.

Like last night I tried to join a LFM for Stormcleave Leet on my cleric9/ranger2. They already had two cleric in group but I two wepon fight with dwarven axes with good str for cleric and high wis. The extra heals can't hurt the group anyway.

Get turned down and start doing other stuff. 40 min later there is another LFM up,

"House D favor, Stormcleave Elite only end boss and mephitis left"

Both the Clerics had already dropped group, glad I missed that one.

Towrn

03-10-2010, 10:18 AM

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z103/Towrn/ScreenShot00031-1.jpg

The Devs finally listened to the player base and made Korthos Island Epic...Good Job Devs :D

WillTurner

03-10-2010, 11:04 AM

[QUOTE=Kadran;2796471]I don't have a screenshot, as I'm at work. But just the other night I was leveling my TR battle caster Graype. I'm level 9 currently and was about to solo the Pit, but I always check the LFMs before I decide to solo something.

Lol i know u my one toon ran a ts with u and hes right the party leader doesnot know what the hell hes doin u pretty much soloed TS on our grooup and never really suffred dam

oh my toon was either Amyia or Lanessa i think it was lanessa
i have a few screen shots but my favorite is of a end of ques reward that was a +3 dwarven axe which could only be used by humans but if u were a human u still had to take the feat O.o

Quikster

03-10-2010, 04:50 PM

From last night....

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/twiafu/LOLZ.jpg

:D

OMG i just saw another lol

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/Shroudlfmintimitank.jpg?t=1268257689

What the heck is going on???

SEMPER

03-10-2010, 05:26 PM

OMG i just saw another lol

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/Shroudlfmintimitank.jpg?t=1268257689

What the heck is going on???

i think its ok to do it if u have someone that can but imho i think its a waste of dps for them not to be swinging in part4/5 to save a few heals ? yes i know u can keep him on u but he still turns and still does damage to everyone so why not just swing , either way to funny especially when u see it for the 2nd time

phalaeo

03-10-2010, 05:46 PM

Moar Screenshots!

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm9.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm8.jpg

http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfm6.jpg

phalaeo

03-10-2010, 05:49 PM

Ooooh! Epic Cannith Crystal!

I heard the Epic Bracers of Assistance have MASS AID on them!!!

cdr

03-10-2010, 06:26 PM

OMG i just saw another lol

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/Shroudlfmintimitank.jpg?t=1268257689

What the heck is going on???

The first one was funny because they didn't have fighter selected. Don't see anything wrong with that one. Well, other than the min level 16.

i think its ok to do it if u have someone that can but imho i think its a waste of dps for them not to be swinging in part4/5 to save a few heals ? yes i know u can keep him on u but he still turns and still does damage to everyone so why not just swing , either way to funny especially when u see it for the 2nd time

An intimidator can prevent random wipes in part 4 because Harry won't be throwing random meteors at the healers if he's intimidated.

Plus it helps prevent not-so-random wipes from the healers sucking at healing, which is the #1 cause of PUG wipes in part 4. If the intimidator is good and gets him 100%, he'll pretty much never turn.

Personally I use my kensei fighter to intimidate, which is ideal IMO - intimidation with almost no DPS loss.

Quikster

03-10-2010, 06:28 PM

The first one was funny because they didn't have fighter selected. Don't see anything wrong with that one.

An intimidator can prevent random wipes in part 4 because Harry won't be throwing random meteors at the healers if he's intimidated.

Plus it helps prevent not-so-random wipes from the healers sucking at healing, which is the #1 cause of PUG wipes in part 4. If the intimidator is good and gets him 100%, he'll pretty much never turn.

Personally I use my kensei fighter to intimidate, which is ideal IMO - intimidation with no DPS loss.

intimidate does cause a loss of dps, and while nice to have, its funny as hell because you certainly dont need one, much less wait for one.

cdr

03-10-2010, 08:47 PM

intimidate does cause a loss of dps, and while nice to have, its funny as hell because you certainly dont need one, much less wait for one.

My edit says "almost no", but I guess the forums going down got my edit lost for awhile.

Sure you don't need one, but it sure as hell helps. I'd put it on the same level as needing/wanting a bard.

SEMPER

03-10-2010, 08:51 PM

My edit says "almost no", but I guess the forums going down got my edit lost for awhile.

Sure you don't need one, but it sure as hell helps. I'd put it on the same level as needing/wanting a bard.

really ? same level as bard id say not but this imho , bards are nice yes not a necessity but I'd never say o should we wait to have a intimitank like i would for a bard but maybe u just havent been around long enough when part 4 was they way it is now and he just didnt stand there for everyone to beat on u actually took damage and u put a ranged person in front of the clerics to block meteor storms and when u left one person in to help block them as well either way they are far from being needed

Quikster

03-10-2010, 08:53 PM

cdr

03-10-2010, 09:53 PM

Bard will make part 1 faster, but won't save you.
Bard will maybe make part 2 faster if you're lucky, but won't save you.
Bard won't help you in part 3.
Bard can save you in part 4.
Bard can save you in part 5.

Intimi can save you in part 4 but not part 5.

I'd take a bard before an intimi, but I'd rather have both over 2x random dps in a PUG. Especially if the bard or the intimi can dps.

Quikster

03-10-2010, 09:58 PM

SEMPER

03-10-2010, 10:35 PM

Bard will make part 1 faster, but won't save you. and how does intim ?
Bard will maybe make part 2 faster if you're lucky, but won't save you. intim sometimes gets in the way here because he has all the agro so i dont use it unless necessary
Bard won't help you in part 3. if u need help here u shouldnt run shroud
Bard can save you in part 4. agree here to a point but better then intim
Bard can save you in part 5. agree here to a point but better then intim
Intimi can save you in part 4 but not part 5. yes intim helps but to me its not worth it , again this is imho everyone else can think differently

I'd take a bard before an intimi, but I'd rather have both over 2x random dps in a PUG. Especially if the bard or the intimi can dps.

might be right with the average pug but i wont wait for either so who cares ;) lets shroud and get done lol and my thoughts are in red

cdr

03-10-2010, 10:49 PM

Bard songs won't do diddly in part 1-3, intimidate won't do diddly in 1-3.

SEMPER

03-10-2010, 11:11 PM

lol i dont get the point how does bard songs not do anything for u in part 1 ? u do more damage

part 2 as well

part 3 well of course it doesnt do any good

but we agreed on the bard and not so much on the intim as which i thought most of the debate was coming from but hey maybe i can't read now too anyway

as for this converstation im done

Towrn

03-10-2010, 11:20 PM

We are again turning this thread into an argument with some thought out logic, and some non logic at all if you were to ask some.

I suggest we get back to the hilarity of screen shots you think are funny :D

Quikster

03-11-2010, 12:29 AM

Towrn

03-11-2010, 12:35 AM

Who are you, the effing forum police, your thread has been hijacked, get out.

I refuse to believe this can happen.....:D

Quikster

03-11-2010, 12:54 AM

I refuse to believe this can happen.....:D

rofl

Hendrik

03-11-2010, 09:02 AM

OMG i just saw another lol

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/Shroudlfmintimitank.jpg?t=1268257689

What the heck is going on???

Careful Quick, I think they are breeding!

I think we need to start to spay or neuter the froobs.

Gurbatonden_Puggh

03-11-2010, 10:03 AM

I refuse to believe this can happen.....:D

Huh......I can't figure out what is better a bard or intimatank.......we need more input on this;)

Krag

03-11-2010, 10:13 AM

No pic, nut it was hilarious.

18-20 Pray on the Hunter
Farming runes on CASUAL. Need healer!

Quikster

03-11-2010, 10:29 AM

Huh......I can't figure out what is better a bard or intimatank.......we need more input on this;)

well I've seen a few intimibards, my next shroud lfm will be for intimibards only I think :)

Zzevel

03-11-2010, 10:30 AM

http://imgur.com/YozmR.jpg

Saw this myself, the very next day, this guy (Lv 9 TR Sorc) joins our House J raid and proceeds to say he dosn't do party buffs... And talks big on how GOOD he is because he has been to level 20 and back. My response? "Shut up being level 20 doesn't make you a good player, but buffs sure help." His response... @$%$%#$ %, rage quit. Me to group, its ok, its for the better, I saw him trying to farm ham in Xorian last night... LOL, Good times!

rest

03-11-2010, 10:35 AM

well I've seen a few intimibards, my next shroud lfm will be for intimibards only I think :)

You mean I'll finally be able to group with you??? My bard has 55 intimi!! :D :D :D

SEMPER

03-11-2010, 05:34 PM

You mean I'll finally be able to group with you??? My bard has 55 intimi!! :D :D :D

don't get to excited he's just getting your hopes up lol

taurean430

03-11-2010, 05:59 PM

There was an lfm up last night that equated joining their coal chamber run to a peri-rectal exam. I laughed when I saw it, but then noticed that no one seemed to want any part of it. It was up for close to 2 hours that I noticed while doing other content.

I really need to learn how to take screenshots. However I do wonder if that screenie would have earned me an infracton.

Towrn

03-11-2010, 07:08 PM

Huh......I can't figure out what is better a bard or intimatank.......we need more input on this;)

I hate you Gurb.......:D

sigtrent

03-11-2010, 07:13 PM

"Subterranean Slayer/Rares. No noobs, be selfsufficient!"

Ahh an excuse to park oneself at the entrance and collect XP!

HallowedOne

03-11-2010, 11:20 PM

Found this one these days :D

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8821/todlfm.jpg (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/todlfm.jpg/)

stazer

03-12-2010, 07:01 PM

Found this one these days :D

http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/8821/todlfm.jpg (http://img694.imageshack.us/i/todlfm.jpg/)

I really really really really *10 hope this is a joke...really...

cdr

03-12-2010, 10:29 PM

http://imgur.com/cyP6f.jpg

http://imgur.com/oN9Yp.jpg

It had like 10 people in it too...

QuantumFX

03-13-2010, 01:04 AM

OMG i just saw another lol

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/Shroudlfmintimitank.jpg?t=1268257689

What the heck is going on???

Well, at least with your SS, they had the fighter icon…

Thrudh

03-13-2010, 01:39 AM

http://imgur.com/cyP6f.jpg

http://imgur.com/oN9Yp.jpg

It had like 10 people in it too...

What's wrong with this?? Probably had some 16s that wanted the exp... Why would they wipe? It's not like we couldn't do that raid when 16 was the cap...

Thrudh

03-13-2010, 01:41 AM

Well, at least with your SS, they had the fighter icon…

Intimidating actually works in Part 4... Not a bad tactic... One guy intimidates, everyone else beats on his back...

Part 5 it doesn't work too well... if you don't surround him, he moves away...

cdr

03-13-2010, 01:41 AM

What's wrong with this?? Probably had some 16s that wanted the exp... Why would they wipe? It's not like we couldn't do that raid when 16 was the cap...

A group with good players in it is one thing, a clueless PUG is another. About half the PUG VODs I've tried have wiped, even ones with nothing but 20s on normal.

Running raids for xp? Are you kidding? Aside from VON when you're 10-13, maybe.

Intimidating actually works in Part 4... Not a bad tactic... One guy intimidates, everyone else beats on his back...

Part 5 it doesn't work too well... if you don't surround him, he moves away...

You seem to have missed a few posts. And learn how to not multipost, sheesh.

Thrudh

03-13-2010, 01:42 AM

OMG i just saw another lol

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f24/zphreaky1/Shroudlfmintimitank.jpg?t=1268257689

What the heck is going on???

I mean to reply to the image... I certainly wouldn't wait for an intimitank... but intimidating is useful now in the Shroud for average groups...

stazer

03-13-2010, 01:55 AM

for discression...

Quikster

03-13-2010, 01:58 AM

Well, at least with your SS, they had the fighter icon…

Poo on you.

Intimidating actually works in Part 4... Not a bad tactic... One guy intimidates, everyone else beats on his back...

Part 5 it doesn't work too well... if you don't surround him, he moves away...

Lol i wouldnt wait for an intimitank

I mean to reply to the image... I certainly wouldn't wait for an intimitank... but intimidating is useful now in the Shroud for average groups...

Meh tank and spank might be ok, but if hes close to dropping, i would have rather had that tank swinging the whole time.

zokushi

03-13-2010, 03:45 AM

Saw this myself, the very next day, this guy (Lv 9 TR Sorc) joins our House J raid and proceeds to say he dosn't do party buffs... And talks big on how GOOD he is because he has been to level 20 and back. My response? "Shut up being level 20 doesn't make you a good player, but buffs sure help." His response... @$%$%#$ %, rage quit. Me to group, its ok, its for the better, I saw him trying to farm ham in Xorian last night... LOL, Good times!

LoL I was the one that ****ed him off. He said he wouldn't buff and I responded "reroll mr arcane" jokingly. He then got all ****y about it and we bantered a little and he rage quit. I do recall the comment about him looking for tasty hams lol.

Quikster

03-13-2010, 04:39 AM

LoL I was the one that ****ed him off. He said he wouldn't buff and I responded "reroll mr arcane" jokingly. He then got all ****y about it and we bantered a little and he rage quit. I do recall the comment about him looking for tasty hams lol.

heh some get super mad about things huh? I had a group drop me for refusing to gh everyone in a shroud pt 1 (with my scrolls) when there was a bard in the group, course the bard was not helping either saying he needed to save mana to displace everyone.

Towrn

03-13-2010, 12:10 PM

heh some get super mad about things huh? I had a group drop me for refusing to gh everyone in a shroud pt 1 (with my scrolls) when there was a bard in the group, course the bard was not helping either saying he needed to save mana to displace everyone.

I'd love a ss of that convo :D

Buffs for part 1????

Thought that part one worked like heals do in the asteroids room of the Abbot?

:D

Quikster

03-13-2010, 12:15 PM

I'd love a ss of that convo :D

Buffs for part 1????

Thought that part one worked like heals do in the asteroids room of the Abbot?

:D

Yeah most of it was in voice or i would have it. Its pretty funny that the whole group signed on to recall and reform lol.

This was when the cap was 16 as well.

Thrudh

03-13-2010, 12:36 PM

Meh tank and spank might be ok, but if hes close to dropping, i would have rather had that tank swinging the whole time.

FYI - You can hit the intimidate button AND swing the whole time... :)

Quikster

03-13-2010, 06:02 PM

FYI - You can hit the intimidate button AND swing the whole time... :)

You better double check your game mechanics bud, if you hit intimidate, you are going to stop swinging.

stromburg

03-14-2010, 04:34 AM

phalaeo

03-14-2010, 11:34 AM

http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/9395/screenshot00004k.jpg

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/2664/screenshot00002p.jpg

Even though we could have used him in our group I'm hoping the 20th level bard tried talking some sense into this guy :D
http://img175.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00004k.jpg/

Um.... perhaps it's a friend/guildy and he just has him in group to chat while the raid fills? I frequently have a guildy of a different level in party while soloing just to have someone to talk to. Just cause he's in the party doesn't mean he's standing outside Shroud. :)

We did see a Level 1 Fighter in Amrath today, though. Looked him up on DDO to see if it was a reincarnation bug- sure enough... Level 1. In Amrath. Couldn't figure that one out.

*shrug*

asphodeli

03-14-2010, 11:58 AM

Um.... perhaps it's a friend/guildy and he just has him in group to chat while the raid fills? I frequently have a guildy of a different level in party while soloing just to have someone to talk to. Just cause he's in the party doesn't mean he's standing outside Shroud. :)

We did see a Level 1 Fighter in Amrath today, though. Looked him up on DDO to see if it was a reincarnation bug- sure enough... Level 1. In Amrath. Couldn't figure that one out.

*shrug*

I'd love to have that player Banishment spell...as to how he got there, its pretty easy to teleport people to public places where lowbies cannot enter due to level requirements.

PS: Wonder how would that level 1 guy get out of Amrath. /death? :D

rage9

03-14-2010, 12:31 PM

Quikster

03-14-2010, 12:54 PM

except that u can't teleport there

you can with a ddo store item and a friend

Towrn

03-14-2010, 09:48 PM

you can with a ddo store item and a friend

I should buy me some more of them.

AylinIsAwesome

03-14-2010, 10:25 PM

http://i43.tinypic.com/5nrmyx.jpg

I'm just thinking, "...what...the...hell??? o_O"

Towrn

03-14-2010, 10:38 PM

http://i43.tinypic.com/5nrmyx.jpg

I'm just thinking, "...what...the...hell??? o_O"

you dont know, monks do that all the time :D

AylinIsAwesome

03-14-2010, 10:51 PM

you dont know, monks do that all the time :D

Granted at level 4, of course. That's why the level 3 Monk wasn't good enough. ;)

Towrn

03-14-2010, 11:07 PM

Granted at level 4, of course. That's why the level 3 Monk wasn't good enough. ;)

So you do know monks :p

stazer

03-15-2010, 01:42 AM

http://www.go386.com/fanboy/images/monk-747903.jpg

monk - he knows how to be charming...

and he also apparntly knows how to say "Face PALM"

phalaeo

03-15-2010, 08:54 AM

Daily delivery for your enjoyment. :)

This poor person had nobody in group and was trying to solo Irestone at level 3. I actually felt bad for him.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfmpleasehelpme.jpg

CON is *not* a Dumbstat! :)
So true, and a really appropriate typo.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfmconnodumbstat.jpg

I'm just picturing some kid trying to solo Delera's and he's concentrating really hard....when his mom comes into his room, taps him on the shoulder and he jumps a mile.
http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k36/phalaeo/lfmboredscaredandalone.jpg

phalaeo

03-15-2010, 09:03 AM

I'd love to have that player Banishment spell...as to how he got there, its pretty easy to teleport people to public places where lowbies cannot enter due to level requirements.

PS: Wonder how would that level 1 guy get out of Amrath. /death? :D

For kicks- I'd love to set a Level 1 character in Amrath and put LFMs up:

A New Invasion
Elite Favour run-NO XP-Zerg

SINS
Must be Flagged, know your role!

Weapons Shipment
Baubles are the new Twink item!

Or...
If I could somehow get into the SubT-

VoD Raid
Be flagged, need Cleric Capstone

I can't help myself- I really just want to see who would apply. Especially once they hovered over and saw my location :)

Zombiekenny

03-15-2010, 09:58 AM

Wasn't gonna post this, since it isn't that amusing, but when people are talking about new people in Amrath and I had this screenie just sitting there i couldn't resist

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e130/James23465/ScreenShot00020.jpg

Cadaia

03-17-2010, 04:32 AM

you can with a ddo store item and a friend

I should buy me some more of them.

Um .. more store items? Or more friends?

cdr

03-17-2010, 09:25 AM

Quikster

03-17-2010, 01:02 PM

To get back on subject:

http://imgur.com/zAg43.jpg

The second one was sort of making fun of the first, but still. Greedy SOBs. If I pulled a bauble with a melee after joining an LFM like that, I'd keep it.

Joined a HoX/VoD lfm yesterday. They were doing IR runs while they waited. I stayed at the entrance and listened. At one point the leader asked peeps to roll so whoever pulled the icy could just pass it to them. I was cringing :)

Dozen_Black_Roses

03-17-2010, 01:52 PM

To get back on subject:

http://imgur.com/zAg43.jpg

The second one was sort of making fun of the first, but still. Greedy SOBs. If I pulled a bauble with a melee after joining an LFM like that, I'd keep it.

Actually I was in the second group on my bard, to the best of my recollection as it was a pug not friends & family, the lfm was changed for the last spot by the leader to that as the leader thought it would be better if we had a melee so if the arrowhead dropped maybe someone could use it, the idea was a balanced party of melees and mana users. But again I wasnt the leader, when I joined there was no class limitations noted. The first group I purposely did not join as I thought jeesh what a greedy person. I know when I am doing boot runs I might not like if someone else gets something I need but Im not going to exclude them from joining..... thats ridiculous.

moops

03-17-2010, 02:40 PM

To get back on subject:

http://imgur.com/zAg43.jpg

The second one was sort of making fun of the first, but still. Greedy SOBs. If I pulled a bauble with a melee after joining an LFM like that, I'd keep it.

Why? Any spellcaster or Cleric/FVS can easily solo weapons--but many of us often bring others just so they have a chance to get materials for their boots, and so that in the long run we have more people that can do TOD. Arguably, the Boot Materials that drop in that quest are worth a lot more than that Bauble because people can actually trade them or sell them, and they are not exclusive so you can stack 10 of them in your inventory...unlike the Bauble which a person can only have one of.

cdr

03-17-2010, 03:49 PM

Joined a HoX/VoD lfm yesterday. They were doing IR runs while they waited. I stayed at the entrance and listened. At one point the leader asked peeps to roll so whoever pulled the icy could just pass it to them. I was cringing :)

I think I was in there, and yeah, it was a little cringe-worthy. Trying to do Icy runs while waiting for a raid to fill is not the greatest idea really in the first place, especially with the way the leader did it.

Why? Any spellcaster or Cleric/FVS can easily solo weapons--but many of us often bring others just so they have a chance to get materials for their boots, and so that in the long run we have more people that can do TOD. Arguably, the Boot Materials that drop in that quest are worth a lot more than that Bauble because people can actually trade them or sell them, and they are not exclusive so you can stack 10 of them in your inventory...unlike the Bauble which a person can only have one of.

That he can solo it is the point. He's just trying to get more bodies that don't use mana in there so he'll get any Bauble that drops. Greedy. It's like putting up an Icy run LFM for only people that don't need Icy, or a DQ LFM for only people that don't need Torc (both real examples).

Quikster

03-17-2010, 04:31 PM

I think I was in there, and yeah, it was a little cringe-worthy. Trying to do Icy runs while waiting for a raid to fill is not the greatest idea really in the first place, especially with the way the leader did it.

Well the run I was in, the leader made everyone recall out of the sub because he wanted the mob to spawn on "easy". Last I checked there was no dungeon scaling in raid instances, but I wastn going to argue....So we just cleared the way to hound and a few of us were prepared to run it short if they kept doing IR runs.

That he can solo it is the point. He's just trying to get more bodies that don't use mana in there so he'll get any Bauble that drops. Greedy. It's like putting up an Icy run LFM for only people that don't need Icy, or a DQ LFM for only people that don't need Torc (both real examples).

Yeah but at lest in WS there are ingred that drop. Those are useful to any class.

cdr

03-17-2010, 04:48 PM

Well the run I was in, the leader made everyone recall out of the sub because he wanted the mob to spawn on "easy". Last I checked there was no dungeon scaling in raid instances, but I wastn going to argue....So we just cleared the way to hound and a few of us were prepared to run it short if they kept doing IR runs.

Yep, that was the run. I figured he was either being an idiot or knew some exploit that I didn't.

Yeah but at lest in WS there are ingred that drop. Those are useful to any class.

Doesn't make it any less greedy.

Quikster

03-17-2010, 04:57 PM

Yep, that was the run. I figured he was either being an idiot or knew some exploit that I didn't.

Doesn't make it any less greedy.

Honestly if they want to throw the lfm up and have it cleared, it doesnt bother me.

Phidius

03-17-2010, 05:00 PM

...unlike the Bauble which a person can only have one of.

I'm going to have to call you on this one... I'm starting to believe that my toons aren't even allowed one.

moops

03-17-2010, 05:45 PM

I'm going to have to call you on this one... I'm starting to believe that my toons aren't even allowed one.

LOL yes, it took one of my clerics 57 runs to get one--though she got plenty of boot ingredients during that time:)))

Doesn't make it any less greedy.

I don't even think that it is greedy--no one knows the backstory--maybe he/she has done 90 runs and Hey at least he/she is upfront about it--I join these LFMs all the time on my ranger because I could care less, I dont need the bauble, and soloing is boring as all get out, plus its a pain if I have to heal the planes caller in the first part. Plus, I get another healer/caster/bard a bauble which means it works out better in the long run for all of us who raid and do Epic.

Maybe I would never put up an LFM like that, but Im also much shiftier and sneakier, and can achieve the same means as the LFM without being upfront about it :)

soupertc

03-17-2010, 07:57 PM

Maybe I would never put up an LFM like that, but Im also much shiftier and sneakier, and can achieve the same means as the LFM without being upfront about it :)

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o108/willtonyc/dont-hate-player-game-girls-guide-b.jpg

I ordered this book you wrote from Amazon.....wonder if it'll work for us guys too. Knowing some of these lonley boys out there are gullible(Thelmellen) I could just use a high pitched voice and he'd bite :).

ka0t1c1sm

03-19-2010, 07:11 PM

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa245/ka0t1c1sm/web/ScreenShot00459.jpg

http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa245/ka0t1c1sm/web/ScreenShot00467.jpg

Grimmsie

07-03-2010, 03:28 AM

Some thread necromancy but thought I'd share :D :

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3107/screenshot00306.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00306.jpg/)

and a little later from the same person...:D

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7466/screenshot00307.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00307.jpg/)

Sarlona and its sense of humor ;)

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4382/screenshot00317.jpg (http://img18.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00317.jpg/)

My new catch phrase ;P

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/2181/screenshot00274x.jpg (http://img35.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00274x.jpg/)

Towrn

07-03-2010, 08:51 AM

I love it when my threads get necroed (and I'm not the one to necro it)

:D

Cedrica-the-Bard

07-03-2010, 10:11 AM

Saw one a couple of weeks ago that made me laugh, should have SS'd it but I didn't. It was a level 18 doing a level 7 quest (the Bazaar one in Searing Heights) and it said, "For favor, no XP, no zerging."

No zerging in a low level favor run??? LOL

It was a wizard too! It's not like the DA wouldn't disappear immediately with a couple well placed Wails right, assuming that's the reason behind the "no zerging" comment? hehe

And Hi Towrn. :)

k1ngp1n

07-03-2010, 10:53 AM

Some thread necromancy but thought I'd share :D :

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/3107/screenshot00306.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00306.jpg/)

and a little later from the same person...:D

http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/7466/screenshot00307.jpg (http://img37.imageshack.us/i/screenshot00307.jpg/)

Hey, I'm famous! 9 hours, 33 runs. But I got my guards! Woo!

"What do you get when you put..."
NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!

Phidius

07-03-2010, 11:02 AM

Some thread necromancy but thought I'd share :D :

...

This thread should never have died in the first place.

Towrn

07-03-2010, 11:09 AM

Draccus

07-03-2010, 11:10 AM

My favorite. Appropriately titled "needy."

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8855/needye.jpg

Qzipoun

07-03-2010, 11:40 AM

A while ago I saw an LFM from a famously braindead individual saying:

"Epic Von 1. Need a Toaster!"

I was in the process of making an lfm saying "Epic Von 1. Need a Fridge!" but he took it down :(

asphodeli

07-03-2010, 12:07 PM

Silent party is...silent
http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1379/silentone.jpg

ToD on casual:
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1360/todn.jpg

Racism in DDO:
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7494/racism.jpg

Racism redux:
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/3469/racismagain.jpg

To join, or not to join, that is the question:
http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/5646/preyontheleaver.jpg

I lost my silverware:
http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/5521/lostnfound.jpg

Psst, wanna buy some ingredients:
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/7298/badtrade.jpg

Shhh!
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6623/secrets.jpg

GhoulsTouch

07-03-2010, 12:19 PM

Not an LFM--but I joined a LFM for Catacombs Elite 7 -9, there were 2 Tanks and 3 cleric hirelings--I quickly found something lese to do.

You must have had the third hireling...

k1ngp1n

07-03-2010, 12:21 PM

You must have had the third hireling...

Huh? :confused:

I think you missed the point.

Eladiun

07-03-2010, 12:24 PM

Prey on the Hunter, 2 spots open for Sorc/Wizard, 3 20's and 2 18s.

"Casual runs for tempest NO ZERGERS"

I would have joined them, but it would have been much faster to just zerg it solo - besides, they would certainly have rejected Gemstone :D

That's priceless. Saw a Shroud group last night that said 3rd Reform that's gonna inspire me to join.

SEMPER

07-03-2010, 12:28 PM

You must have had the third hireling...

u obviously missed the point of this post

Quikster

07-03-2010, 12:41 PM

Huh? :confused:

I think you missed the point.

u obviously missed the point of this post

Not an uncommon occurrence...

Phidius

07-03-2010, 12:50 PM

You must have had the third hireling...

Nah, one person can use a Gold Seal hireling and a regular hireling at the same time.

k1ngp1n

07-04-2010, 08:29 PM

May I humbly submit:

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv332/r4zr/tear.jpg

and (which I also mentioned in a previous post) two from the same person:

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv332/r4zr/kablah.jpg

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv332/r4zr/kablah2-1.jpg

mudfud

07-04-2010, 09:08 PM

A while ago I saw an LFM from a famously braindead individual saying:

"Epic Von 1. Need a Toaster!"

I was in the process of making an lfm saying "Epic Von 1. Need a Fridge!" but he took it down :(

I've gotten into the habit of inviting him whenever I see his lfm's and then promptly kicking him from group. He usually doesn't put the lfm back up for awhile.

Zombiekenny

07-04-2010, 11:27 PM

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/CoH_Modern_Combat/ScreenShot00053.jpg

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/CoH_Modern_Combat/ScreenShot00035.jpg

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/CoH_Modern_Combat/ScreenShot00026.jpg

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/CoH_Modern_Combat/ScreenShot00054.jpg

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj154/CoH_Modern_Combat/ScreenShot00056.jpg

k1ngp1n

07-05-2010, 09:51 AM

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv332/r4zr/reavers.jpg

http://i697.photobucket.com/albums/vv332/r4zr/plat.jpg

MsEricka

07-06-2010, 02:30 PM

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1191/screenshot02bu.jpg

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2372/screenshot03a.jpg

http://img682.imageshack.us/img682/8622/screenshot04.jpg

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/1176/screenshot10u.jpg

MsEricka

07-06-2010, 02:33 PM

Many on Sarlona will remember this day. This was multiple screenshots so you'll see some duplicates.

http://img806.imageshack.us/img806/1395/screenshot05.jpg
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/3213/screenshot06a.jpg
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5273/screenshot07.jpg
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/4898/screenshot08r.jpg
http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/1961/screenshot09.jpg

LordPiglet

07-06-2010, 02:37 PM

Quikster

07-06-2010, 03:17 PM

****, that VoD 15 major pot buyin is a bargain compared to quik's group.

But my group filled :p

MsEricka

07-06-2010, 05:21 PM

That LFM was by someone that just replied in this thread ;)

Quikster

07-06-2010, 05:51 PM

That LFM was by someone that just replied in this thread ;)

But it filled :D

Elixxer

07-08-2010, 04:11 AM

I swear, this is the most lfms I ever saw before the game went F2P...

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j84/SS6Trunks/Lookingforranger.jpg

Rangers give free hugs.

Elixxer

07-08-2010, 04:28 AM

Joined a HoX/VoD lfm yesterday. They were doing IR runs while they waited. I stayed at the entrance and listened. At one point the leader asked peeps to roll so whoever pulled the icy could just pass it to them. I was cringing :)

off topic but you know what's fun?

rolling a 1d100 for 72 (hell yeah it's my icy!)
once I'm half way there after 4 minutes(?) some guy decides to roll and rolls 73.... (are you serious?)

/death.

stoopid_cowboy

05-10-2011, 06:51 PM

I love it when my threads get necroed (and I'm not the one to necro it)

:D

This thread should never have died in the first place.

Time for a re-necro!!!!

I still love this thread and am gonna have to post a few more screenie's. :D Been some nice one's lately.

yuda :D

HalfOrcBeautyQueen

05-10-2011, 07:03 PM

That cracks me up. How are they ever going to fill a group for WW part 3?

Oh god, I laughed so hard when I read that I didn't even realize this was a necro thread. But still...hahaha

Darlor

05-10-2011, 07:09 PM

Don't have a screenshot but there was an LFM earlier this week that read:

"VoD hard, first timer, zerg/BYOH"

stoopid_cowboy

05-10-2011, 07:11 PM

Don't have a screenshot but there was an LFM earlier this week that read:

"VoD hard, first timer, zerg/BYOH"

Hahahahaha thats great!

bkasavan

05-10-2011, 09:56 PM

[/img] http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/687/byohneedhealer.jpg

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/146/vonvonvonandmorevon.jpg [img]

Uploaded with Imageshack.us

PS: my making them images doesnt seem to have worked... how do i do it?

Quikster

05-10-2011, 10:52 PM

I was thinking about digging this thread up the other day. Glad someone did! +1 for the necro :)

Towrn

05-10-2011, 11:01 PM

I was thinking about digging this thread up the other day. Glad someone did! +1 for the necro :)

You must have been looking at some of the same LFM's I was Quick, cause I had the same thought, but I hate necro'ing my own threads, so I didn't.

Der_Incubo

05-10-2011, 11:43 PM

took my first screenshot in the game ever yesterday of an lfm. Im far too lazy to imagehost it and such, but it was lvl1-4 and said "Looking for in game girl (i have my own guild)".

I started to contemplate the possible meaning of such a message, then decided drinking whiskey wouldnt hurt my head as much as figuring out some people..

Kahless_of_Cannith

05-10-2011, 11:54 PM

http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/1296/screenshot00001x.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/827/screenshot00001x.jpg/)

Uploaded with ImageShack.us (http://imageshack.us)

Elixxer

05-11-2011, 12:40 AM

DPS ranger tank healer, now that is a build I wanna see! My head is hurting just thinking about it...

+1rep for the geat pic and making me laugh

/clap

It was my 12 ranger 6 monk 2 fighter before U9 ^^

NovaNZ

05-11-2011, 01:07 AM

There was one on Cannith within the last day.
20 lvl Sorc put up LFM for Monastery of the Scorpion on normal.

LFM reads: "Guide needed - NO BATTLECLERICS"

I challenged him about his (paraphrase) I need help - but not your help.

30 mins later - the LFM still up with ...... no-one else.

Jiirix

05-11-2011, 02:44 AM

Saw a LFM last week: "Need someone to open the secret doors in waterworks for me". I mailed him a detect secret doors item with my best regards and "Please dont do that again" :)

LordPiglet

05-11-2011, 02:46 AM

I don't feel like uploading the screen shot

"Need pro beholder slayer" from an infamous level 20 WF Arcane

paraplegic

05-11-2011, 12:20 PM

i just love this thread! i will post my images so everyone can see some funny stuff

Der_Incubo

05-11-2011, 12:30 PM

i just love this thread! i will post my images so everyone can see some funny stuff

well hurry up, im bored!

Asketes

05-11-2011, 12:30 PM

I've got a ton that I'll post tonight!

Truga

05-11-2011, 12:42 PM

Kaeldur

05-11-2011, 12:57 PM

Didn't take a screenie but this one was great:

"DD farming for Eardweller" only accepting rogue... And actually denied a rogue/wizard guildmate of mine...

stoopid_cowboy

05-13-2011, 12:47 PM

This one is full of win!

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af326/cowboy_g/ScreenShot00012.jpg

I think someone was having a bad day...
You can get rich in TS?

yuda :D

mws2970

05-13-2011, 12:49 PM

You can get rich in TS? yuda :D

Obviously! The LFM says so! :P

stoopid_cowboy

05-13-2011, 12:53 PM

Here's a few more for fun. :D

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af326/cowboy_g/ScreenShot00013.jpg
Virgin alert!!!!

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af326/cowboy_g/ScreenShot00008.jpg
Yeah nub!

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af326/cowboy_g/ScreenShot00009.jpg
I wanna know, was this person really running that quest? Or was this a clever plea for someone to put in a ticket?

http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/af326/cowboy_g/ScreenShot00010.jpg
Isn't that a solo quest? ;)

yuda :D

Kalari

05-13-2011, 06:16 PM

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t116/tyn616/runquestforme.jpg

Dude could have asked for an opener and probably got a full group, but this? open and run for him not with him? yeah dont think so though I do wonder if he managed to find a sucke...helper :D

caberonia

06-19-2011, 06:52 AM

http://i499.photobucket.com/albums/rr357/fistalis/lolgrouppost.jpg
It might fill but I still found it amusing enough to share.

Hendrik

06-19-2011, 09:19 AM

I don't feel like uploading the screen shot

"Need pro beholder slayer" from an infamous level 20 WF Arcane

Lost my sip of coffee on that one!

Wish you would have uploaded it! I would save it for posterity and continual laughs.

Munesai

06-19-2011, 01:06 PM

I love this thread.

Phidius

06-19-2011, 01:32 PM

...
It might fill but I still found it amusing enough to share.

That totally sounds like Tobril.

...
Dude could have asked for an opener and probably got a full group, but this? open and run for him not with him? yeah dont think so though I do wonder if he managed to find a sucke...helper :D

I don't mind running the catacombs quests, it's the running up and down and up and down and up and down...

If I could get someone to run up and down to advance the quest, I'd totally give up the end rewards and run the quest for them :D

And now, for my contribution to this thread...

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr155/preciouswf/Fun%20LFMs/BYOH.jpg

I'm sure they were just looking for someone with enough wisdom for the rune, but it looks suspiciously like they're fishing for a healer :D

http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr155/preciouswf/Fun%20LFMs/underlevel_pit.jpg

I have nothing but respect for the size of their balls, but I woulda loved to be listening in to the party chat when the level 2 found out what happened to their XP :D

MoonRunner

06-19-2011, 01:52 PM

I wish I had known of this thread when I did my last all cleric run. The whole time I had it listed I was getting slammed left and right being told it would never fill and a few whiners saying things like "You sure are makeing it tough for the rest of us to find a healer" in which I replied "Good, roll up a healer and come join us."

So after all this when I got 12 Clerics in the group I put the post up. It simply read;

"Ha Ha, I have all the healers!"

I just can't stand unsolicited advice you get when building a group. I think what ****es me off most is when I do this I tend to leave it open for level 1-20 and leave all classes open so anyone on an alt can see the post as well but get tell after tell telling me how to build a group. DUDE!!! I didn't get to level 20 not knowing what I am doing.

k1ngp1n

06-19-2011, 04:03 PM

DUDE!!! I didn't get to level 20 not knowing what I am doing.

Most people I know who got to 20 did so without knowing what they're doing. It's rather common nowadays. In fact, its the rule.

Dispel

06-19-2011, 08:02 PM

Mine.

stoopid_cowboy

06-20-2011, 11:37 AM

Mine.

http://cdn.venturebeat.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/finding_nemo_seagulls_mine-300x301.jpg

yuda :D

PNellesen

06-20-2011, 01:19 PM

Nowadays its a single caster/cleric looking for 5 melees for bauble hunting heh.

I take it you've seen my recent LFMs on Orien then? ;)

(nah, I don't put many LFMs up, and when I do it's for anyone to join)

Miow

06-20-2011, 01:44 PM

Guy on the first page 118 hps? :)

LordPiglet

06-20-2011, 03:34 PM

Lost my sip of coffee on that one!

Wish you would have uploaded it! I would save it for posterity and continual laughs.

Oh, I have it saved on my computer at home.

stoopid_cowboy

06-20-2011, 04:22 PM

Oh, I have it saved on my computer at home.

Post it man!

yuda :D

Eladiun

06-21-2011, 10:01 AM

I've got a ton that I'll post tonight!

Promises.... promises...

Lost_Leader

06-24-2011, 06:38 PM

If this was a joke, its pretty funny. Sadly, I think they were serious. It was up for awhile, too. More than long enough for the portal to have long since closed. Had to share.

http://my.ddo.com/lost_leader/wp-content/blogs.dir/7750/files/my-gallery/shroudip.jpg

Vellrad

06-24-2011, 07:15 PM

http://imgur.com/YuwyR.jpg

Looks like it stalled on about six people, then eventually disappeared.

They probably forgotten to change party into raid, and seeing no one new comes, just shrotmanned it.

katz

06-24-2011, 07:41 PM

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/8379/byohneedhealer.jpg

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6013/vonvonvonandmorevon.jpg

Uploaded with Imageshack.us

PS: my making them images doesnt seem to have worked... how do i do it?

first, you reversed the /img and the img tags. it should be img first and then /img at the end. second, no spaces.

hope that helps ^_^

in the case of imageshack, you can just copy-paste the line under "embed this image" labeled: forum, and that *should* result in the proper format, all img tags already applied as appropriate, no need to play with it